I A+'d every level in Hotline Miami. What now?

get laid

>>378920476
Are you offering, babe?

I had a chance to get laid this week. I turned it down because of anxiety. Insult me.

>>378920606
id do the same, im too scared to do anything.

>I was in the born USA
what did he mean by this?

>>378920426
Play something else

Do it in hotline miami 2?
It's a harder game

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>>378920606
>anxiety
>when its performance anxiety
>because you know your pencil dick won't satisfy
>and the years of porn you watched still hasn't taught you anything because that's not how sex works
>being this selfish when a person opens up to you and wants to share something so personal
>they now think something is wrong with them
>yfw you're responsible for spreading the disease known as inadequacy
GG idiot

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>>378921741
Not even him but I felt that from here, holy shit

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>>378921908
Sorry man, I sort of talk to a lot of women about this shit and see the pattern clear as day.

OP, at least admit to the other person that it's totally your fault (avoid the "it's not you but me" bullshit). Own up to it and be honest. Then, figure it if they're willing to help you ease your fears and go for it. Be an incredible host and make it about them. Avoid saying sorry so many times (avoid it altogether if you're naked), take it slow, and you can turn this shitshow into a potential win.

Just have fun.

Ace Hotline Miami 2 on hard and then realize that you now have nothing more to do in what was one of your favorite games it was all pointless and hope for a nuke to drop.

>>378921741
>>378922640

>relationship advice on 4chan
>it's good
Where am I?

>>378923695
/v/ usually has people who know better than to talk shit. I guess PVP has taught them the art of understanding people.

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>>378920426
here's your reward,

Go for every achievement. If you don't already have 2 get it and get every achievement. genocide will get you all the play time you could want,