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Death Stranding is Silent Hills/Mgs 5 Reveal

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e3 2017

you ready?
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>>378919250
delete this
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>>378919250
I'm not ready but it will happen.
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Nope. It'll just be an average, albeit unique, kojima game.

MGS5 is complete and Silent Hills will never exist in its previous for.
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paging caramel
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>>378919250
stop summoning him
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>>378919250
Nope anyone who thinks this is retarded
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>>378919250
why must you do this?
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>>378920959
nah
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>wanting another sequel or remake
>not hoping for a cool new ip
Ruse cruse fags make me sad.
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WE WANT CARAMEL
WHERE ARE YOU CARAMEL
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It's coming guys.
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HERRO ERRYWUN!
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DID YOU RIKE MY CARAMELU
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Pls tell me he killed himself over the thought of being wrong
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>>378922068
KKKKKKOOOOOOOOJJJJJJJJJJIIIIIIIIIIIMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA SSSSSSSSSSSTOP THIS.
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>>378919250
>EAT STANDING

holy shit I've figured it out! Kojima BTFO
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>>378919250
There's actually a better chance of 9/11 being an inside job than this happening
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>>378922520
9/11 WAS an inside job though
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>>378922446
>cords don't dangle nor go through the first D, H, nor R
>EAT STANDING
thanks for the laugh anon
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>>378922358
it's possible. He hasn't shown up the last 2 days.
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>>378922674
Shit. Alright, guess I'm gonna pre order MGS5: Sleep Walker then
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Kojima is an egomaniac and all the cool ideas the franchise had stemmed from Tomokazu Fukushima. After dropping him the best he's been able to come up with is nostalgic pandering and recycling tropes.

He simply isn't creative enough to pull off something like this. The ruse cruise is long over.
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>>378922736
I saw him earlier today, don't get your hopes up
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>>378922690
>dogs eat standing
>the dog ending in silent hill 2
>diamond dogs
>there's a dog in MGSV
Eat standing is Silent Solid Gear Hill
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>>378919250
silent hill and mgs are dead anon, get over it
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>>378922736
he's been in three or four threads today alone. i think it's actually his sleep time right now, and dispenser, solidus, liquid, venom, caramel gibson all only show up when caramel proper is around.
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>>378922058
>>378922446

HOL UP

That banana...
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>>378919250
>E3
>Kojima reveals that Death Stranding is SIlent Hills
>Introduces his new friend and co-director of the game
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>>378923184
please no
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>>378921113
yah, utterly retarded :^)
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>>378923319
XD
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>E3 happens
>no news other than a ANOTHER new death stranding trailer
>that's it
>all theories disproved

you have no idea how im looking forward to the BTFO of MGS fans
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Excited for Ds
Excited for mgsurvive
Get rekt rusefags

E3 will be so embarrassing for you Tbh
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>>378923009
Solidus cracks me up, it's like everything is run through Google translate 15 times. Everything else there is fucking cancer though
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Suicide imminent
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Caramels autism even shows up on google search now. Haha wow
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>>378923630
>Caramelpill me

Damn, I hate the guy, but this sentence is just too good to not say out loud.
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>>378923571
Because of him, now i have something to look forward to on E3

the collective suicide of a conspiracy theorist tripfag. i already have 50 shitposts ready to cement his ass
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>>378923436
this. Konami will keep metal gear alive, while Kojima makes a new IP. Sounds fucking good to me, all we can all we can do is hope that both games are good.
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Please post your unrelated and uninspired response image that is not even an argument, kiddo
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>>378923723
and what if he was right?
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>>378923931
i will admit defeat.

the question is. can he?
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>>378923962
I just think he'll disappear
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>>378923962
Fuck off kid
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>>378924371
nice falseflagging
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>>378923184
yep thats the final straw
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>>378923962
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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>>378923184
Who is this guy?
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>>378924529
the worlds biggest silent hill fan, who else?
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>>378923319
Nah :^)
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>>378922058
Wait a minute... that banana
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>>378924618
>>378922058
>those filenames

nigga are you samefagging?
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>>378924612
Hi retard :^)
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>>378923714
Is the caramel pill the easiest to swallow?
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>>378924668
That's just the google image search default name. Calm your tits.
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>>378924742
>he doesn't know
god bless 4chan X
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>>378924668
>nigga

why are you talking like this?
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>>378924861
wut? reverse image search it if you're that paranoid, unless you are meming some meme i don't know.
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>>378922068
you monster! i dont believe how blind normalfags are tho.... kojima you are really the absolutly madman
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>>378924681
Nah :^)
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Hey Caramel I fucking know you're there. When you get utterly blown the fuck out in two weeks before you blow your brains out I want you to post on here and tell everybody that you're sorry for shitting up the board for the past two years. If you promise me that you can shitpost as much as you want until the end of Sony's conference.
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>>378925349
cringe
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>>378925338
Nah :^)
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>>378923542
dispenser is pretty good, too. the timing is great.
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>>378925338
Hi retard :^)
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you just deny the truth, i am sick and tired of this shit, i will see you all after the announcement and i will be expecting a fucking apology
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>>378925491
Nah :^)
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Why the fuck didn't they make Silent Hills

I'm never going to get the ultimate horror game and I'm pissed
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>>378925649
>Why the fuck didn't they make Silent Hills

but they are
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>>378925626
Hi retard :^)
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>>378924523
well dispenser is here.
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>>378923723
Fuck off retard, you don't know who you are dealing with here.

Quick rundown on Caramel:
>kojima bows to Caramel
>in contact with nanomachine aliens
>rumored to possess precognitive abilities
>controls the games industry with an iron fist
>owns game developers all over the world
>direct descendant of ancient rusemen
>said to have an IQ of 400+
>Caramel will guide video games into a new age of wisdom, ruses, and love
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>>378925582

fuck off caramel
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>>378925716
They are not and this knowledge never gets easier to handle

PT was so fucking good.
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>>378925761
Nah :^)
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>>378925989
Hi retard :^) hope it didnt take you too long to search for that webm.
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Mr. Caramel is not available at the moment, to dial a pasta, please submit your inquiry and a suitable one will be dispensed within 1 to 5 business days
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>>378926039
Nah :^)
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>>378925649
Because Kojima is a hack who wasted millions of dollars on extraneous bullshit that wasn't important to the game and Konami got sick of him wasting money because they wouldn't make nearly enough of it back.

And for some reason people think that Konami kicked him out over two years ago, cancelled a game with a playable teaser with tons of star power behind it, set Kojima up with his brand new studio, gave themselves tons of bad press by firing him, cancelling the game, rushing out MGSV, completely abandoning the games business to focus on pachinko, and some people are STILL FUCKING HOLDING OUT HOPE that Konami's been fucking with everybody and these games are still going to come out.

There is not a single company on Earth who would EVER waste that much fucking money for video games which will (let's fucking face it) probably only sell 4-5 million lifetime, if they're fucking LUCKY. If you're just memeing when you say "HAHA LE RUSE CRUISE" then whatever, it's fun to think about it. But if you seriously believe that, like there's no doubt in your mind, you are batshit insane and need to get yourself checked into a mental hospital. I am legitimately concerned for this Caramel faggot's health for his unhealthy obsession with the inner workings of Konami and love of Pastebin.
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>>378925989
All that for some gross looking sloppy pizza
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>>378926092
Hi retard :^)
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>>378925989
YOU CALL THIS A PIZZA?
LOOK AT THE CRUST! LOOK AT THE CHEESE!
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>>378926180
Nah :^)
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>>378926214
Hi retard :^)
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>>378925989
what the fuck is this heresy?
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>>378926254
Nah :^)
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>>378926289
>He doesn't know the flaming pizza dome
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>>378926303
Hi retard :^)
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>>378926368
Nah :^)
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378926468
Hi retard :^)
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>>378926357
you're right, i don't. is that really some kind of pizza? i'm sincerely curious and confused.
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378926520
Nah :^)
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>>378926520
>>378926634
you guys are really dedicated to this.
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>>378926693
Nah :^)
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>>378926561
Its retarded Midwestern American shit
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>>378925649
Because after all the time and money Kojihack spent on mgsv it was still a half finished game at best and they decided his celeb status wasn't worth keeping him and his projects around when you can just invest in pachinko instead.
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>>378926710
fair enough.
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>>378926468
Hi retard
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378926710
Hi retard :^)
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Why would be aborted fetuses of LET. It's the exact same ruse after MSF's destruction the market.

Feel free to mention in MGS2 yet your autisticly demanding you get a whole entire gameplay demo is narrated by Zero, the bridge Del Toro enters and second hand something out of his theory for Death Stranding and decima
Then it railroads you into claustrophobic environments.
>kojima if they want to die. The third entry of their commercials, which is true). If they asked this before the konami / kojipro update for it.
Yet Big Boss put into the coma nightmare. Death Stranding.

There's an update for TPP just got added".

Admittedly he also said Death Stranding IS Silent Hills. On top of the games as you do not wish to see.
Camp Omega ending? To ruse you, retard.
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>>378926357
I fucking challenge Caramel>>378924523
to a game of SKATE atop the flaming pizza dome
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>>378926835
Nah

378926869
Nah :^)
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378926928
Hi retard :^)
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>>378926895
>>378926869
Nah :^)
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>>378926973
>>378926928
You can't say 'nah' to a greeting.
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>>378927045
Nah :^)
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>>378926895
nah, that's dispenser. see, dispenser is a phase class satellite array ala star wars program actually in charge of orbital defense. it hasn't really gone rogue so much as become bored. when and how it gained this form of sentience is unknown.
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Konami's official statement is that kojima is still an employee, and is just on a long leave.

There has been no lawsuit filed by either side
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>>378926884
Here we fucking go again...
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>>378927119
where is caramel
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>>378927113
Kojima was never fired.
It's all second hand sources and rumors. The OFFICIAL story is his contract expired, with no word of whether or not they renewed it. Kojima lectured you for 8 hours in MGS2 about misinformation yet you still fall for it like an idiot.
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>>378926884
Now write all that again, but in English.
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>>378925910
how would you handle the ruse cruise if it turns out to be true and death stranding is silent hills?

>>378925582
>no trip
you're not caramel. caramel is probably a-fuckin-sleep right now. he seems to be on more during the day (eastern standard time). mark my words, real caramel is going to be back tomorrow morning, posting about the ruse
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>>378927232
LE MISINFO

What about the company stocks and publicity negatively affected by all this shit?
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>>378927232
Here's the man, or a tripfag. Either is good.

Can you link an official statement from Konami saying Kojima was fired/let-go etc?
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Should we preserve Caramels live suicide for future generations as a warning against delusional hype?
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>>378927232
I'm the same person. How do you explain kojima productions Los Angeles being closed though?
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Dorito Pope is in cyprus were just the Silent Hill be coming our game.
Death Stranding. Nothing survive game from triple AAA game out of his point. Kojima said Kojima's literation will take matters and Death Stranding the world. This tedx take most legendary stunt in cyprus

>time when lead into Heaven, or if it never admit the responsible for disarmament with his update for TPP scheduled half to experiment

a) TPP is a coma nightmare.
Silent Hill. You'll be one of canavero's technique is calling tv show but was slappened. The game, The PT system crashed.
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>>378927248
i'm pretty sure solidus caramel is a post generator based mostly on posts by caramel. none of its posts make sense, and it always has the gw ai image along with it
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>All these retards thinking all MGS V needed was an extra chapter of doing the same menial shit in the empty open worlds. Once we get chapter 3, the game will be redeemed.

A real MGS V would have been like Ground Zeroes from beginning to end. TPP is shit on a fundamental level, because it sacrificed planned and calculated level design for a bunch of shitty little towns and compounds in a desert.
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>>378927473
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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>>378927567
The greatest commercial tactical espionage is coming
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>>378920237
i like this meme
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>>378927567
>Dorito Pope
>Ted X
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what the fuck is going on in this thread
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>>378927925
The power of the ruse haven driven men to madness
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>>378927693
Answer this>>378927543
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>>378927543
It's literally scheduled for the middle of Sony's conference? Fucking undeniable at this point. Kojima's presentation will be right before this update. After the Silent Hills reveal he'll say "oh by the way, the final mission for TPP just got added".
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What if kojima is caramel, trolling us?
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378927071
hi retard :^)
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378928252
Nah :^)
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>>>>378928252
>>>>378928338
Stop :^)
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>>378923120
Wtf I hate bananas now
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>>378928338
>Hi
>Nah
You are saying no to what, exactly?
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>>378928467
>>378928575
Nah :^)
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>>378923120
>none of canavero's head transplant papers were peer reviewed
>no real practicing doctor is taking him seriously
>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
>tedx takes place in cyprus
>hospital you wake up in is in cyprus
>canavero has several bananas lying around in his talk
>breaks one in half to explain what he will do to the neck of his patient
>kojima leaves bananas all around his kojipro update videos
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half
>canavero's technique is called HEAVEN
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>pic related
>canavero says it will take months of VR training to get used to new body
>kojima puts unrealistic goal (disarmament) that people know they can achieve but not if kojima balances in favour of owning nukes forcing players to continue playing
>this on top of the obvious ford ad campaign tie ins
and now adding the banana in PT. SHIT SON.
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>>378928206
kojima bows to caramel
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>>378919585
>mgs5 is complete
top lol
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>>378928665
You are so smart.
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Is caramel kojima?
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>>378928847
Yeah :^)
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>>378928737
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH MYYYYYYYYYYY GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWD

Sam Hyde did a tedx talk.....
ANYONE CAN DO A TEDx TALK.

HAPPENING

HAPPENING

HAPPENING
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>>378928737
It looks like this pasta is fed into >>378927567
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378928665
Hi retard :^)
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>>378928869

Quick rundown on Caramel:
>kojima bows to Caramel
>in contact with nanomachine aliens
>rumored to possess precognitive abilities
>controls the games industry with an iron fist
>owns game developers all over the world
>direct descendant of ancient rusemen
>said to have an IQ of 400+
>Caramel will guide video games into a new age of wisdom, ruses, and love
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>>378927925
Ruse threads have basically turned into a /vg/ like circle jerk.
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>>378928153
That's well and good, but I'm asking you for an explanation for koj pro Los Angeles studio being shut down. Google it
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None of you fuckers get it.

Death Stranding isn't a real game. Neither is Survive.

But Silent Hills? It is. The real MGS5? It is. Half-Life 3? At e3. Act 8 of Homestuck? Coming soon. The true ending to the last two seasons of Archer? On its way. The true ending to Samurai Jack? Coming as well. The revelation that Rick Sanchez is still in prison? Inbound.

The conspiracy we are currently facing is completely unheard of, involving so many artists it'll make your fucking head spin.

Screencap this. I'm not fucking larping. You'll stare into the abyss like the dog in this picture, wondering how this could even happen.

Everything you know is wrong. Everything is a lie.
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>>378929104
Konami don't give a fuck about a bunch of nerds spamming their Twitter and Facebook. When the truth is revealed everyone will love Konami more than ever before for daring to along with an artist's vision. Their stocks and profits have done nothing but improve since Kojima was "fired". The controversy was spread using rumors and second hand sources. The truth will be spread using the biggest gaming event in the world.
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>>378929130
>doesn't bring up the most obvious and easiest show to connect to the ruse
its almost like you think kojima wouldnt suck david lynchs cock
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>>378929191
Okay, you got me troll. Where the fuck is the real one when you need him
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>>378929308
Just like from this poster here, all you'll get from the real Caramel are the same posts, over and over again
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>>378929130
>mfw the entire election, the Trump campaign and presidency, all of the real factual orchestrated Russian connections were all part of the ruse planned by Kojima
>mfw none of it was ever actually real and Kojima Clinton has actually been president the entire time

Forget "Trump's 5 demensional chess".

Kojima is playing 11th dimensional chess.
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>>378929273 #

You're fucking right he would. You think that Konami logo in one of the latest episodes of Twin Peaks was a coincedence?

Nothing is coincidence.
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>>378923723
>>378925814
Neither of you get it... Caramel is an AI. It's the Patriots all over again.
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>>378929646
Gonna need some fucking sauce on that, bud.
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>>378929646
>the picture in PT that looks like laura palmer
>kiefer was in fire walk with me
ITS HABBENING
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>>378929539

He's just one of the players, man. Kojima is a top guy, but it's a cooperative effort.
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>Literally everyone involved with the game shit talked konami all over social media

LOL ITS REALLY MGS GUYS ISNT IT OBVIOUS

What the fuck is wrong with you people
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>>378926561
Midwestern here. I have never seen anything like this in my fucking life.
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>>378928153
>"oh by the way, the final mission for TPP just got added"

And then it will still be an incomplete and shit game.
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>>378929697

Sauce
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>>378929814
Wew
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>>378929814
You put a bit of effort into it; I'll acknowledge that.

But the artifacting makes it far too obvious. I've also watched it myself and just checked again.

This is a SHOOP.
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>>378929814
HELLOOOOOOO
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>>378929130
This stuff is the best ruse so far. I can't wait for it to culminate in explosive didappointment. Fucking digging Kojima's grave here, you guys.
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>>378929971
The fuck are you talking about? There was like sixty seconds between me posting that and you responding.

Fuck off
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>>378930041
>didappointment

Figures a phoneposter would be a non believer. Your brain is the size of a gnat you fucking buttwhiff.
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>>378930127
k
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>>378930194
>phone posting on Friday night = low IQ

If only I could be an intelligent NEET like you... ;_;
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>>378929971
>

Why would you lie so blatantly?
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>>378930194
It would have autocorrected to disappointment on a phone.
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>ITT; A convoluted ARG is a good replacement for actually well made video games and adding another chapter to MGS V will make it not shit.

Ruse posters are deluded.
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>>378930445
you autocorrected to disappointment when you were born
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Ppl for reals, do you think kojima is lurking, watching all this unfold
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>>378930560
tweet him the thread
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>>378930504
>MGSV was shit
im on the ruse cruise, but even before that i never thought it was bad.
>inb4 you start claiming i haven't played a metal gear game before
ive played every game before it so suck my nuts
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>>378930560
no.
don't give him any ideas either.
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How mad would you be if it turned out to be exactly what it seems and is one big ego-masturbation for Kojima? I don't think it will be because it never is, but I have my worries.
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>>378927230
what the fuck is that?
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>>378919250
I haven't been keeping up with this game. Do we know that its a Silent Hill type of game?
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Wait, the new Twin Peak season is out now?

How is it so far?
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I bet his English isn't as bad as he makes it out to be and was rusing from the get go, using his elaborate ruses to get fame and attention from his fans, it's all a ruse ppl
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>>378930754
That's how we got the series in the first place don't complain
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>>378931042
I've always thought the same. Think about how MGSV makes all that noise about English being lingua Franca.

I bet he gets up on stage at e3 and just does his own presentation.
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http://www.strawpoll.me/13101472

VOTE. Ruse or no Ruse?
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Daily reminder Death Stranding is an anagram for Dad Sharing Tent.
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>>378919250
Wew, cant wait for another trailer reveal with no gameplay
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>>378931163
anti ruse niggers btfo
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>>378930754
I would be rused, but not rustled
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>>378919250
Not expecting anything.

If this is true that tripfag will be vindicated and consume tears of rage.

If it isn't and it's its own game then we get to do the same.

If it's just another trailer with no gameplay, then I get to laugh all the way to the bank as expected. Sony then'll likely continue its strategies of chopping limb after proverbial limb to save itself as Kojima leeches them for every red cent they have.

>>378923184
Downpour was okay. It has its strengths, but the HD "Remaster" was a sin against gaming everywhere.
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sh will live on
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>>378931163
>http://www.strawpoll.me/13101472
I BELIEVE
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Who ever pulls kojima out of his ruses will be crowned the next king of england
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So was silent hills going to deal with the annunaki?
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>>378932134
I think so. The radio in PT kept dropping hints about aliens and shit.
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>>378924523
Stale pasta, retard.
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>mentally ill tranny doesn't know lying to stockholders and the IRS is a felony
>both of which you would need to do in order to pretend you shut down one of your divisions and fired one of your top executives
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>>378932883
Konami officially continues to say that Kojima is an employee. What lying are you talking about?
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>tfw ruse thread without Caramel

it really feels like something is missing, like a phantom pain
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>>378933058
Plus Konami isn't a publicly traded company in America anymore. Hasn't been for a year.
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>>378933058
he's a dumb piece of shit that doesn't do any research and tries to act superior by piling on with the "Lol u guys are retarded" post. They are subhuman niggers
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>>378933570
This
Give it back
IT WAS OURS DAMMIT
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REQUIRED VIEWING FOR FENCE SITTERS

https://youtu.be/x1bPQdbGyUY
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>>378933626
>>378933660
The only hole left is whether Kojima productions Los Angeles was really closed. Has anyone looked into that?
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I don't want it to be MGS6 or Silent Hills. I want it to be Death Stranding, a new IP. I'm tired of sequels.
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>>378934281
Same guy. Not only was kojima productions LA shut down after being renamed Konami Los Angeles, many staffers left as the conflict between kojima and Konami came to fore.

I would be 100% certain of a ruse if not for this. This just doesn't have any plausible explanation
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>>378934215
>Pythonselkan

Dame fucking guy who was convinced Venom Snake is actually Grey Fox.

Fuck off. MGS V was a disappointing game with one weal plot twists that the trailers gave away.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MjjelcGSxBc
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>>378932883
You can literally check konamies news timeline where they announce all relavent information regarding this and they have never even mentioned hideo in any of their staff related updates.
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Can someone sum up what this ruse us about? I'm having trouble following.
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>>378935046
>Ishmael=Caramel
>Big Boss=FIB
I'll Keep Coming
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>I reject your reality and substitute my own: the fanbase
I love you guys
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>>378935046
summed up? not gonna give the evidence for it because the evidence is lying around every one of these threads. but the basic gestalt, the big enchilada is this:
>kojima never left konami
>there is more unreleased content in the phantom pain
>death stranding is silent hills
>theres another metal gear game coming out that isn't survive
>surgeon who claims to be doing a head transplant is somehow involved
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>>378935551
>>surgeon who claims to be doing a head transplant is somehow involved
No, I think that is just a legit mad scientist running around the world.
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I hope Death stranding is not Silent hill. That shit we already saw was not SH. And mikkelsen is a terrible actor, he literally has one facial expresion
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>>378935645
see >>378928737 for a beginning look at canavero's connections
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Metal Gear Survive isn't even a game.

The trailer and gameplay demo were thrown together in an afternoon to hoodwink you idiots.
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>>378935551
Explain this faggot
>>378934731
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>>378935735
I recall the theories of his connection before MGSV came out. Nothing came of it and I don't see anything new posted.
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>>378935551
OK but what's making you convinced of this? What's the new development? What durgeon?
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>>378935551
I thought Death Stranding was both Silent Hills and Chapter 3?

Why do you and Caramel keep changing the ruse?
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>>378935791
Not into the cruise myself, but Survive looked really strange. I don't believe for a second it's a real game.
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>>378936109
Because there is no ruse.
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>>378936109
Rusefags change their ruses like they change their genders.
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>>378936234
Really? If Capcom can throw out insulting fucking games like RCO and Umbrella Corps., I don't think another Japanese mainstream company making a shitty cash'in title like Metal Gear Survive is too strange to think about.
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>>378936348
I guess, but the new animations looked early access tier. Whatever happens, can't wait for E3 to have these threads go nuclear.
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>>378935732
>mikkelsen is a terrible actor
fuck you the hunt was amazing

>>378935795
keep up appearances. i think it was mads who slipped up and said that the new kojipro has about 300 staffers when they have been saying its a small team of about 100.

>>378935834
nothing much new has been posted from canavero. he claims to have been doing tests on mice and monkeys but have nothing to show due to "flooding and electrical problems" right after each event. seems fishy. there are pictures floating around of a mouse that they sewed another mouses head on to, making it a two headed mouse, but that can be easily faked. there have been multiple artists in the past who have fooled the public into thinking there has been some medical breakthrough by making highly realistic models of what they were claiming, so thats what im thinking that is.

>>378936006
surgeon is sergio canavero. again, not gonna explain the evidence, its lying around these threads, just keep coming back. wait for caramel to post something.

>>378936109
because new details come to light all the time, and you won't have the full picture until the end. figuring things out is a process. but mostly because this is fun. i only half believe this shit, but its been filling the void of meaning in my heart since my dad passed away
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>>378936590
>>378936590
>300 staffers
Okay, fuck, I'm back on the ruse cruise
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>>378937203
Yeah mang. Kojima also stressed the fact that Kojipro are a carefully selected group of 100 people. I saw the video anon is referring to and Mads does let the 300 staff number slip.

What's also interesting were the thank you credits in Horizon Zero dawn listing not only Kojipro members but Konami employees that never left the company.
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Not for nothing but I'm still suspicious of the missing trailer cutscenes in MGS V.

You don't fully animate, voice, etc. a cutscene if you don't even know it's going to be in the final product for sure or not, when the gameplay it's inserted into isn't even ready yet.
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>>378936514
Umbrella Corps was below early access tier, it was digital homicide tier, so again, moot point.
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>>378936590
>not gonna explain the evidence

I'm not looking to criticise you, I just want to know what this new hype is coming from.
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Friendly reminder
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STANDING
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>>378937732
>new hype
the biggest new hype thing thats been happening recently is the metal gear twitter has started posting nuke count updates again, after months of silence. the tweets are now also signed with "J," which was one of the signatures on a message at the end of PT. There's also a J at the top of the archway in the death stranding trailer. And Kojima previously used the alias "Joakim Mogren" as the head dev for Moby Dick studios, the fake studio made for when he was trying to advertise the phantom pain as a non-metal gear horror game.
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>>378919250
>implying this pile of shit will be 'revealed' until 2020

smartest thing konami did was to get rid of that utter hack and money sink that goes by kojima. sony hiring this guy was fucking retarded. goodbye 200 millon dorraroos at the very least.

Kojima fucking sucks. he never made a good game, ever. yes all metal gear solid games are shitty and gay cinematic shit made for anime retards. the story is retarded, the characters are retarded and gay, and the gameplay has never been that decent anyway.
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/v/ has come to
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Why does no one in the gaming industry ever want new IPs? I'm fucking tired of these endless sequels for everything desu.
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>>378938014
holy shit whoever made this pic is autistic as shit lol
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>>378931568
>Downpour was okay
>It has its strengths

It was strong it being the most retarded piece of shit software to ever exist.

I have never been so mad at a game in my life, and I play fighting/competitive games on a regular. I was shaking with anger through the whole fucking shitfest.

I'll give it that at least, it really rustled up my jimmies for something so benign to be the source of my seething rage, fucking hell.
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>>378938836
most new IPs are shit, and buyers feel safer going with the continuation of a product they knew they liked at one time. most people are conservatively minded and stick to what they know.
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>>378938014
>A retard to surpass caramel
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>>378938294
There's just so much that doesn't make sense in MGS V. Your image is one of these things. Another is the fact that Kaz knew about the XOF facility in Zaire, but never told anyone on the Mother Base.
https://youtu.be/UMa5TgX624Q?t=51s
Chapter 3 will explain everything.
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>>378934215
>it's two hours long
>and part of a series
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>>378919250

The only way that this is possible is if konami suddenly went:

'You know what, we don't know what to do with it anyway, here take your shitty metal gear game franchise with your shitty big paying-more sony'

They might as well, without him they can't make a good metal gear game, not unless its spinoffs like surive
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>>378919250
But what happened to the creepiest demo ever?
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>>378919250
I will literally swallow my cum and eat my shoe if it turns out to be Silent Hills.
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>>378938926
Caramel confirmed
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Death Stranding is Silent Hills.
TPP has one more ending where we revisit Camp Omega.
The real MGS5 has not yet been released.
Kojima was never fired.
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>>378939791
took you long enough. what time do you wake up?
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>>378934281
I kind of vaguely know where the office is (I work pretty close by) I would only go with protection though as they probably want to keep the ruse secret
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>>378926884
>>378927680
It's fucking hilarious. It's so childishly mocking Caramel I'm sure he got a kek out of it too
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>>378938160
Thats cool but no one cares what you think desu
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>>378938014
>PT
>Reverse Death Stranding. It's SD.
>PTSD

Fuck, stop, I can't ...
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Fucking hell can you Kojidrones just let it go and die?
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>>378940240
no?
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STANDING8
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>>378940240
They can't, MGSV left them with a kind of phantom pain.
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Yeah, remember when all the pieces fell in line, including infallible tweets from Kojima himself?

Quiet was Chico, we would eat our words because she'd actually be a tranny, etc.

Then all that turned out false.

Enjoy your massive disappointment, theorists. Metal Gear Solid V would better be subtitled as the Phantom Plot, but it did seem to offer a Phantom Pain for some of you people...
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The ceiling fan only exists in two locations of the game. The hospital and the end cutscene of Shining Lights. However, the fan only spawns during the cutscene, it does not exist during gameplay of Shining Lights. It's reality bleeding into the coma nightmare / VR simulation.
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>>378931163
Wheres the option for don't believe but want it too be true?
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>>378940552
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>>378940536
>chico is quiet
that was a shitty theory that only 'people like FIB' wanted to believe, in hopes of thinking their insanity would be validated by a game series they love.
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>>378940552
I'm sure you'll be happy to know that Konami's official statement claims that Kojima is still an employee
But
How do you explain the fact that kojima productions Los Angeles was shut down?

And how do you explain Kojima's tweet that his employment contract with Konami had ended
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>>378940768
Possible rebranding / moving of his office?
>And how do you explain Kojima's tweet that his employment contract with Konami had ended
It expired. That is the official story. But was it renewed? No one dares comment on that.
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>>378919250
>tfw the only thing that has me excited for e3 is the end of these threads once nothing happens

Can't wait.
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>>378940972
>end of these threads once e3 comes
bruh the end won't come until disarmament is reached and death stranding is released. as long as that looms over us we will be going for the carrot tethered to the stick.
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>>378919250
>Konami let there name get dragged through the mud so they could pretend to fire kojima
>kojima mad mgsv a piece of shit on purpose to build hype for his next game
ok
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>>378941097
>>kojima mad mgsv a piece of shit on purpose to build hype for his next game
TPP is a full game, it was just designed to be a disappointing Metal Gear experience. It still trumps 95% of games on the market. Keep being an autistic drama queen though.
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>>378941165
Can you just please chill for a week? E3 is so close, you dont need to do this over and over again.
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>>378941165
>it was just designed to be a disappointing Metal Gear experience
And im the austistic drama queen

let it go Caramel, metal gear is dead and kojima is a hack. its time to move on, its for the best.
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>>378941353
The evidence is irrefutable.
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>>378940883
People started leaving the studio as soon as the conflict between kojima and Konami came to light. They didn't wait to be relocated or whatever.

Your moving/rebranding reason is bullshit and you know it. What I don't get is why any of these fucking gayming journalists didn't do a cursory follow-up of what became of the studio and its staff
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>>378941451
Kojima was never fired. Only rumors and second hand sources claim this, the same thing Kojima warned you about in MGS2. The official story is his contract expired with no word on whether or not it was renewed.
>What I don't get is why any of these fucking gayming journalists didn't do a cursory follow-up of what became of the studio and its staff
How could they? It would ruin the ruse.
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>>378941516
Holy shit, just fuck off already. No one here believes your bullshit, you chris-chan, tan armed sonic level autist
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>>378940674
But it proves how unimaginative and incapable of a good ruse Kojima is. He had all the ingredients to provide a good plot twist or two in MGS V, but he didn't.

The Venom Snake = Body Double thing was so predictable, people literally figured it out from just the trailers and were convinced that there HAS to be more to MGS V than that.

But there wasn't. Kojima is a fucking hack. End of story.
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>>378941686
Everything I'm stating is fact. It's become a meme to ignore what I'm saying and you're falling for it.
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>>378940972
This shit will last for years, even after Death Stranding is out.
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>>378941516
I'm talking about the koji pro Los Angeles studio man. What evidence do you have that the studio want shut down other linking to evidence refuting Kojima's departure from Konami?
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>>378941801
Yes because branches never ever get shut down if they're deemed redundant of unnecessary.
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>>378941516
Honestly dude, i dont think youre right just simply because of that. I dont think youre retarded or an "autist" though. This way of thinking is a good thing, and if you end up being right you are a fucking legend.
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>>378933570
he got b&?
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>>378941731
Everything youre stating is horseshit. Youre desperate for one single person to believe your horseshit just to have the satisfaction of saying "HURR I TROLLED YOU" but literally nobody here believes you.
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>>378941876
If what I'm saying is horseshit then refute it.
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>>378929971
It is in there but probably has nothing to do with a partnership.
The screen changes around 43:34
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>>378941915
How about fucking off to where they care about horseshit?

We do not care.
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>>378936590
>>378937203
>>378937419
>it's 100
>no, it's 300
>300
>three hundred

F U C K
U
C
K
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>>378942016
Pay no attention to the WW2 iconography in PT and Death Stranding. Just a coincidence.

Reedus is probably a war veteran.
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>>378941401

Source for first major paragraph, or you're just full of shit
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>>378942027
WHAT
was the slip up intentional?
I don't believe this
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>>378941851
Come on, is that the best you can come up with?

They closed down an entire studio around the same time this ruse shit was happening but the two are still completely separate incidents? Do you actually believe that?
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>>378942045
Don't care, fuck off
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>>378941165
>TPP is a full game

No it isn't.

>It still trumps 95% of games on the market.
No, it doesn't.

It's an open world shitfest devoid of a plot, with poor level design, an empty - unexplored base building concept that doesn't leave the idea stage and extremely basic gameplay due to having stiff and predictable AI on the NPCs.

I can see why Konami pulled the plug. Ground Zeroes was the perfect Metal Gear game. But Kojima is a fucking hack and he fell for the open world meme and spent money on creating a bland and empty pair of maps, full of hastily designed, open-ended little bases that offered weak gameplay.
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>>378942074
pythonselkan's videos, that's where he gets his shit from
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>>378926093
Anyone who didn't realise Kojima was a hack when he released a game that was boring, long winded, not fun aandwith the story being a complete circle jerk for the purpose of making some vague point about critical thinking and "ooh the system is bad and lies to you" is an idiot
God MGS2 was awful
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>>378942095
>No it isn't.
Yes it is.
>No, it doesn't.
Yes it does.

>>378942086
My evidence suggest so.
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>>378941726
Kojima is the best when he rips off scenes and ideas from good movies and then adds some of his own.
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>>378941401
>Vice Presidency of a publically traded corporation.
>Freedom.

That title isn't anywhere near as powerful as you'd think. He'd have power over staff and even decision making over projects, but he'd not the ability to create such a massive PR tornado.
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>>378927691
This
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>>378941516
>The low key, information-lacking parting of Kojima / Konami is not because they're professionals who want to keep things amicable to avoid a media explosion.
>It's actually a gigantic ruse.

Uh huh.
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>>378942231
I swear the only thing worse than kijoma drones are /v autists who need to spout this kojima is a hack shit. Besides sounding fucking retarded, you are objectively wrong. Nigger
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>>378942074
You never heard of the Moby Dick or PT ruse? Fuking newfag, this shit is common knowledge.

>>378942261
Massive PR tornado? All they're doing is announcing MGS5 (announce a new game holy shit no company ever does this) and advertising Silent Hills as Death Stranding. Get lost, kiddo.

>>378942345
Keep ignoring my evidence.
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>>378942429
We dont care, fuck off
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>>378942045
>Kojima reused the same plot he came up with for Silent Hills, but reskinned things to avoid a lawsuit.
>NO THAT ACTUALLY MEANS IT'S GOING TO BE SILENT HILLS AND IT WILL BE PUBLISHED BY KONAMI!

Ok bro.
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>>378925989

this is a pizza? not some fancy desert?
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>>378942501
>i-i-it's j-just a c-c-coincidence
Sure it is.
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>>378942429
>Gets refuted multiple times in a row.
>Responds with no counter-argument and tells people to get lost.

WELL I'M CONVINCED! Dunno about anyone else, but now I'm sure MGS 5 is going to release next year.
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>>378940552

Someone explain this shit!
>pro-tip you can't
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>>378942556
I never said it's a coincidence. I said it's extremely obvious that Death Stranding is Silent Hills, but under a new skin for legal reasons.

You're jumping to the more insane conclusion for no fucking reason, other than the fact it fits into the rest of your insane theory.
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>>378942429

>this shit is common knowledge.

Then it shouldn't be difficult to cite your source
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>>378941516
>the same thing Kojima warned you about in MGS2.
Of what? Kojima was only the director he wrote barely anything for MGS2
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>>378942429
Haha you're serious about this and slowly accepting the truth as E3 comes closer

Killing yourself before the reality sets in completely is recommended, do it fast
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>>378931568
>downpour was alright

Get out of here Tomm
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>>378942709
How about just Google Kojima Moby Dick or PT you fucking newfag autist.

>>378942623
You haven't refuted anything. You just use "no you!" arguments.

>>378942690
Refute my evidence. My evidence would not exist if the Konami / Kojima firing was not bullshit.
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>>378942556
Kojima made tweets like that before MGS V, and people like you jumped to conclusions, connected all the dots, etc.

Nothing fucking came of it. But this time, this time the ruse is real, right?

Just stop, man. Nobody believes in this shit anymore, and even if it's real, refer to the people talking about how MGS V was a shit game anyways. A fun ARG doesn't substitute actually good video games.
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>>378942735
>director he wrote barely anything for MGS2
He wrote almost all the script. Sure, Fukushima helped him write the codec dialogues, but most of the story is still Kojima's.
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>>378942556
>>378941915
>>378941401
>>378939791
>>378938294
>>378938014
>>378934215
THIS SHIT IS LEGIT SPOOKING ME

Is Kojima a fucking mastermind

or is the community over speculating
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>>378942795
We dont care, fuck off
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>>378942842
>Is Kojima a fucking mastermind
He's a hack
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>FOX engine was designed to have data uploaded and downloaded onto the game easily
>MGSV online maintenance scheduled in the middle of Sony's conference at E3

I'm fucking ready bros.
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>>378942896
With what evidence do you have to back that up that isn't a blind opinion
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>>378942928
This.
I love the speculation on everything else, or the Low Roar Album suspicious names, but this is the most promising lead yet.
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>>378940552
>We're artsy fartsy, how do we make cool Hollywood cutscene?
>Have.... have like... a ceiling fan spinning in the foreshot, but depth of field focuses on the ground.
>But we don't have a ceiling fan there.
>So put one there.
>But it wouldn't fit there, and it'd be a lot of work to recompile the map, etc. we're just the cinematics team.
>Ok, just make it so the fan spawns in for the duration of the cutscene, the kids will never notice.
>-
>-
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>GUYS, LOOK, THE CEILING FAN IS A LIE!
>RUSE CRUISE!!!! MGS 5 IS REAL!

Caramel, your theory is in the same vein as Flat Earthers' and the people who think the sun revolves around the earth. Always jumping to conclusions in the literal sense - as in jumping over the logical explanations, straight into batshit crazy town...
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>>378942928
maintenance has always been scheduled at set times retard.
Unless you're telling me that Konami agreed with Sony that their conference would be taking place on one of their scheduled maintenances back in 2014.

>>378942842
he's just a guy who got fired after spending $80 million on shit music licenses and some dutch whore, meanwhile not completing the game he spent 7 years developing.
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>>378942987
>evidence
Uh, his list of games?
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>>378942795
I don't have to refute your evidence, when I have a more likely explanation. Once YOU refute the MORE LIKELY explanation, THEN you get to demand that I refute yours.
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>>378942928
The Camp Omega map is present in TPP's files but events are missing.
>b-b-but it's for MGO
The map files for the campaign and MGO are separate. MGO has it's own Camp Omega map. The campaign has it's own Camp Omega map.
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>>378943050
You're trying to deny so hard. Let it go. It's fine to believe.
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>>378942987
every game without fukushima writing was a disaster.
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>>378942795

>Google Kojima Moby Dick or PT

No, that's not enough. There's no evidence of this being a ruse. Provide solid evidence for your claims or you're completely full of shit.
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>>378943146
Fuck off already, chris-chan
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>>378943146
say this is true, are we going to be playing as Venom or Naked?
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>>378942987
Metal Gear Solid V: The Phantom Plot
Subtitle - Tactical Helicopter Operations
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>>378942795
>My evidence would not exist if the Konami / Kojima firing was not bullshit.
Which means its not evidence, but a false premise.

Evidence leads to a conclusion, not the other way around.
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>>378943184
Everyone on /v/ or anyone who gives a fuck about the game industry knows MGSV was initially advertised as TPP under Moby Dick Studios. You're a fucking idiot. No more (you)s for you.
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>>378943228
Venom does not exist. The whole of TPP was a coma nightmare / VR simulation. TPP is being retconned.

>>378943286
Read my post retard. >>378939791
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>>378943146
>Unused content in a messy, unfinished game's files.

Wew, laddie, this must mean we're being rused!
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>>378943298
Dont care, fuck off
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>>378943357
How is Solid killing Big Boss explained then?
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>>378943391
It was already explained, it was never a plot hole. Big Boss tells the player "I'm still alive and we'll meet again" during the credits of MG1. He survived MG1's fight. Jesus christ. I'm fed up of underage kiddies like you pretending as if you've actually played the original games.
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The only evidence Caramel brings to the table is he's a paid shill for sony
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>>378943391
You should play Metal Gear 1 and 2 anon, they're good games.
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Pacific Rim: Uprising is going to have a Jaeger that looks somewhat like a Metal Gear
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>>378943365
The code indicates Konami are withholding the Camp Omega content (that utilizes the GzHelicopterCrash) on their servers.
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Honestly I hope this is true. Game industry is developing shit after shit. No interresting AAA, no risk, just the same crap over and over again.
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>>378943524
>Camp Omega content (that utilizes the GzHelicopterCrash
got a single source to back that up? (speculation isn't evidence)
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Fuck, Kojidrones are so thirsty!
If I had some time, I'd get to photoshop and come up with a bunch of convoluted, but fake shit, just to mess with all you fags. The possibilities are endless. Someone get on it!
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>>378943546
same anon, im trying not to believe too hard in fear of disappointment but this is really looking legitimate.
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>Silent Hills
>Not Zone of the Enders 3
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>>378943482
>Implying MGS story is not a contradicting cluserfuck that nobody sees through
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>>378943524
What code? You were talking about map files just now.

Camp Omega had cut content, as indicated by the WOOOHAAAAAA Red Band Trailer. They must have left the assets in, because the development process was a fucking mess, once Kojima was given a deadline.
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>>378943671
It only became a contradicting with TPP. Convoluted is one thing but convoluted isn't contradicting.

>>378943704
>he doesn't know about the GzEndingFinish or TPPEndingFinish or GzHelicopterCrash. Poor little boy, you really know nothing.
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>>378942410
He is a hack, a hack who with help has made some amazing games, a hack I deeply respect, but the anger inside about how shit MGS2 was leaves no doubt in my mind as to his hack nature
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>>378943546
If you use a little bit of common sense, like some anons have been pointing out over all of these threads, then it's obvious that there's no ruse here and Caramel is just a tripfag who repeats "kiddo" over and over again like a retard. And there's that other namefag who's just embarrassing himself by posting incoherent nonsense.

As a longtime fan of MGS who felt utterly betrayed by V - Kojima just fucked up the development and got promptly fired after Konami got tired of his shit decided to pull the plug. Even if they didn't, V's plot is easily the worst in the series and doesn't even feel like Metal Gear most of the time. Kojima can't write, can't make any actual literary references without embarrassing himself, and put the entirety of the emotional baggage of Phantom Pain into a bunch of misleading trailers that made the game appear deeper than it really is, which it fucking at all isn't.

I recommend moving on and just disregarding V whenever you think about the series.
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>>378943771
I watched Python's vids, too. What about them, though? You're spouting random shit now.
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>>378943781
It's not about the destination, it's about the journey anon. :)
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>>378943879
Look at that, after several posts of insulting me he's suddenly curious. :)

Too late, kiddo.
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>>378943781
>disregarding V
We'd like to, but see, Caramel is a paid shill keeping this horseshit going. Why else would he be trying this hard to keep people interested? He's being paid, and every post is money in his pocket.

The filter still works
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>>378943781
My nigga.

It's nice to know I'm not the only one who can pinpoint how and why MGS V was shit.
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>>378943771
>GzHelicopterCrash
That doesn't exist in either games. I have no idea why you insist on it without evidence when you could use the post crash cutscene instead..
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>>378943971
Shame you don't follow these threads on a regular basis, you would have all the information you need.
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>>378919250
if there will be gameplay then it's a real game if there's another trailer like the previous ones it's vaporware
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>>378943917
It's funny how you've devolved into base condescending and zero attempt at being right.

You could have had me on the hype train. All you had to do was let it go and ONLY post the conspiracy shit. Then we'd all take your posts apart, but the shadow of doubt could have remained.

But your method, however, just proves without a doubt that you're just a desperate as fuck theorist, or an elaborate troll who got thirsty and is now fishing for angry replies like >>378943367

Either way, poor show.
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>>378943917
Why do DS have to be a SH game though ? Other than the brand name I mean.
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>>378943357
>Venom does not exist
Okay dude I don't really care about the ruse or lack of it but you do realise that Venom is the only real reason MGSV got made
The entire game was just a way to tie up the loose ends of the MGS plot, especially the one where Big Boss dies twice, Venom existing fixes that so that the series can end
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>>378944037
amen, I learned that lesson from MGSV
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>>378943956
>Corporations pay people to elaborately shill their products to a small community like /v/.

This meme is so stupid, it hurts.
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>>378944015
That variable factually does not exist. Saladin did not find it, and I'm sure as hell you didn't datamine the game yourself.
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>>378944015
>Ayy, you didn't see when I turned water into vine. You shoulda' been there, it totally happened! Poor Jacob....
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>>378944145
Welcome to your very first day on /v/! Enjoy your stay.
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>>378943482
>Thinking that wasn't BB fooling Solid after he killed V
How does it feel to be a gullible fuckstick
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>>378944107
There was never any plothole between MG1 and MG2, Big Boss tells you that he's not dead yet after 1 ends. It makes even less sense now, though.

Big Boss could've just spun a lie that Zero had made yet another clone and instigated an armed uprising in an effort to destabilize the world situation. After all, LET happened a long time ago by that point, what's so hard to believe about yet another Snake clone popping up, artificial or not?

So, the only thing that the retcon accomplishes is making Big Boss look like a complete fucking retard.
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>>378944205
Yeah, it's IMPOSSIBLE some anon gets something, like an opinion, into his head and is desperate to make other people agree with him, right?

Literally everyone did this when they were 12.

But noooo, no, no, it's an elaborate paid advertisement, right? Fuck off, you're insane.
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>>378944084
I can sense the seething rage beneath this post. You're starting the realize I'm right, you desperately throb for my confirmation, but after many posts of insults, you don't deserve the confirmation. I'll leave you hanging in limbo.

I don't care about getting subhumans like you on the hype train. I'd rather watch you come back begging for my forgiveness this E3.

>>378944107
It was already explained, it was never a plot hole. Big Boss tells the player "I'm still alive and we'll meet again" during the credits of MG1. He survived MG1's fight. Jesus christ. I'm fed up of underage kiddies like you pretending as if you've actually played the original games.

TPP fucks up the series timeline beyond comprehension. Underage kiddos like you don't actually know the ins and outs of the Metal Gear story, you just like to think you do, so all the plot holes TPP creates goes right over your little head.

>>378944098
If you read the thread you'd know this you ADHD cretin.

>>378944203
Regular of these threads know I'm right and have seen the evidence.
>>378944157
Poor little boy, out of date, doesn't have all the information.
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>Silent Hills and MGS5 will be the same game
>parallel worlds even though it has nothing to do with MGS
>whole lotta dead fish even though it has nothing to do with MGS
>Kojima is just going to hack two completely unrelated and nothing alike series together because he's that much of a madman
no
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>>378944301
The reason MGSV was made is to tie the story with Venom. It ties all the holes left by Kojima. It's over, kid.
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>>378944145
>4chan litteraly made an obscure cartoon frog a thing knowed from the entire planet
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Why wasn't Caramel banned yet, anyway? Tripfagging is against the rules, remember mods?
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>>378944337
delusional
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>>378944337
>devolving in grammar, increasing in hostility

Formulaic of a Troll trying to see how far he can take it. The jig is up.
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>>378944456
I'M SORRY I EVER DOUBTED YOU CARAMEL
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>>378944456
Wait a second....
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>>378944361
NO ANON, YOU DON'T GET IT. DEAD FISH IS ISHMAEL.

ISHMAEL IS MOBY DICK!

MOBY DICK IS A FISH

ISHMAEL - FISH

FISHMAEL

HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED
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>>378919250
>Death Stranding is Silent Hills/MGS 5
No.
That's fucking stupid.
Anyone with a brain could tell you that Konami wouldn't commit PR suicide for something this inconsequential.

What's happening is far more simple and obvious. Konami fired Kojima and Kojima is making Death Stranding using the same ideas he had for his game that got cancelled by those assholes using infinite Sony money.
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>>378943357
Your entire theory hinges, by your own admission, on the premise that there is a ruse going on.

Meaning that you are seeing a non existent pattern and fitting things to your own desires. Again, you admit to this yourself.

In other words, nothing will happen at E3. Because there is no ruse. Something you admit.

10/10 trolling though.
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>>378944367
So how come all the advertisements on 4chan are obscure, B-tier companies at best?
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>>378944363
It doesn't tie anything aside from a very vague retelling of the very origins of Outer Heaven, something we already knew from Peace Walker.

Everything else is sloppy and feels like a last-ditch attempt to have V's existence actually matter, even though most of the shit like the Truth Tapes are really stretched and make Zero/Big Boss look heavily incompetent.

Caramel might be a fucking idiot but it's not like he's wrong on some of this shit he says about V's plot, it's not exactly hard to criticize Kojima's bad writing. I mean, look at Chapter 1's Code Talker tapes. That shit is practically self-parody, and it's hard to believe that Kojima actually thought including this shit into the story was a good idea, but he did it anyway.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r09G5Km1HDA - I mean, listen to this. Listen to this fucking shit.
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>>378944301
Even though you just killed him and now have a better explanation than "he just lived through it" you still think the BB that talks at the end is the same one you just fought?

>He could have just said it was a clone
>Snake knew about clones during MG
>BB wanted to make Solid not want to come after him
All of these things are lies

God you Faggots who pretend that V didn't clean up and improve one of the biggest problems with the plot just so you can justify hating it because you're a self entitled prick who was upset he didn't start shitting rainbows after playing it are the worst
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>>378944456
>>378944534
It's almost like they're the same game, but he had to rename it for legal reasons.

It's ALMOST like Konami hadn't copyrighted anything other than the title, so Silent Hills is still basically happening.
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>>378944667
Nobody cares about how the big bad guy survives in a fucking video game released in the 80s.
Retard!
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>>378944337
About your point that BB was still alive after MG
>>378944667
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>>378944584
It's insane how unfathomable this seems to be to the mind midgets here on /v/....
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>>378944592
>In other words, nothing will happen at E3. Because there is no ruse. Something you admit.
Do you even hear yourself?

>>378944736
That post is incoherent garbage.
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>>378944558
Quality post
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>>378944667
>Even though you just killed him and now have a better explanation than "he just lived through it"
That's the simplest and most sufficient explanation. We're talking about a fucking 2D MSX game from the 80s anon, you just shoot a sprite of some bad guy and it explodes after flashing red a few times.

Big Boss surviving the duel and not being killed due to Snake's PTSD and being relatively green is perfectly acceptable here, what kind of a retard prefers Venom to that is beyond me.
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>>378944659
I don't think a single person here was defending anything about MGS V.
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>>378944534
Wait what's that on the wall...do you see it?
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>>378944720
Kojima does
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>>378944863
J signs the PT system crash screen. J-san joined the Survive team preaching nuclear disarmament.
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Fuck, why did I come back to this thread? I was having fun, but now that Caramel's gone full sperg, I'm unsubbing from the Ruse Cruise.
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>>378944863
No it can't be....
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>>378944784
>That post is incoherent garbage
Guy who wrote it here
You wanna explain how or just continue never backing up your statements?
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>>378944902
He doesn't.
The whole switch is riddled with contradictions.
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>>378944816
How do you not get what kind of guy Kojima is
Give me one (1) reason to believe that Kojima wouldn't prefer the Venom explanation
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>>378944983
Look at this mountain of evidence you lazy cretin kid
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>>378939025
you ok?
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>>378944924
>J-san joined the Survive team preaching nuclear disarmament.

[citation needed]
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>>378944961
OH MY GOD! KOJI'S ALTER EGO SIGNATURE IS IN BOTH GAMES THAT HE MADE!

WOOOOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWEEEEE
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>>378944961
How do we get in contact with J?
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>>378945060
Kojima thought that it was a good idea to make the last Metal Gear game ever be about a magical virus that changes you into a boulder throwing zombie, I don't give a fuck about what he thinks is and isn't good.

That ship has sailed after parts of 4 and now V.
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>>378945090
Jesus christ how new are you? He literally joined two weeks ago.
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>>378945005
Exactly like every other thing he's written
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>>378945060
Because he killed the explanation himself.
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>>378945062
What evidence? Are you sure you know what that word means
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>>378945163
The worst thing is that it's *obviously* a substitute for NANOMASHEENZ.

But considering every-fucking-thing else technological in the series has been accelerated, I don't understand why he couldn't just go with "ok, so we totally had nanomachines in the 80's".

Or at least connect the two, so that the "Voooocaalll ccchhhoorrdddd pparassssssitessssssss" would be the progenitor of nanotechnology.

But no, he couldn't even do that much with the plot. And that is why he's a fucking hack.
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>>378945163
But that's the exact point I'm making, the V explanation makes the most sense because it's exactly the sort of thing a guy like Kojima would love regardless of how much sense it makes or what it does to the canon
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>>378923418
>implying they won't just move it forward to TGS
we did this exact thing last year
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>>378945293
..what?
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>>378945421
It's cool that Kojima might've thought that Venom is a good idea, but that doesn't make him right or not stupid for including it.

And honestly, I don't give a shit about Venom all that much, it's dumb and fucks up the canon a bit but I could live with it if V didn't have shit like >>378945370 anon over here is mentioning. V has heaps of dumb bullshit like that, on top of wasted potential.
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>>378945293
Ishmael is the medic because they wanted to keep the Big Boss body double ruse a secret right up until the mirror scene. Venom himself is SO unaware of Ishmael being Big Boss that his conscious doesn't even register the fact that Ishmael has a bad eye or a beard. That's why the in-game model doesn't either.

That's the centerpiece of the fucking shitty little plot twist V tried to have. Venom thinks he's Big Boss and that Ishmael is the helicopter medic. He was brainwashed to think this.

I mean come the fuck on, guys. Seriously.
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>>378945567
None of this is ever stated outright in the game, this is just you making up theories.

Ishmael even acts like Big Boss and cracks jokes in a similar fashion, Venom picks up on that but somehow disregards obvious shit like the beard or the lack of a healthy eye?

Shit. Writing.
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>>378945537
Never said it wasn't stupid just said it was canon, because Kojima made it so and he literally can't not be right
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>>378945567
There are six tells alluding to the fake Venom is not Big Boss twist.

>Medic jumping in front of Big Boss to save Paz makes him likelier to get shit stuck to him first

>Kaz says "What about him?" in the Not your kind of people trailer, the first trailer for MGSVTPP

>the placement of the Medic and Big Boss in the Colombia hospital is identical to the placement in the Cyprus hospital

>Big Boss has a strong dislike for fake Cigars, noted in MGS3

>in TPP, Snake suddenly forgot his superb russian

>Huey and the AI Pod don't recognize Snake, Skullface calls him Big Boss in quotes, with an ironic tone

Kojima did not hide this fake ruse at all.

However:

>The helicopter did not crash, and Medic had no shrapnel stuck either

>Ishmael cannot be Big Boss, it's physically impossible

>in the Truth cutscene ending, the Big Boss we see didn't age one day in 9 entire years
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>>378946356
Nobody cares about that, obviously it's canon and therefore right since it's part of the series. The people aren't complaining about that, but about the story and the twist being fucking retarded.

There's a difference.
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>>378945567
>>378946450
I nearly forgot about the Eli DNA test.
Seven tells.
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>>378946308
>>378946450
The Truth has that faggy Nietzsche quote about interpretation.

Ishmael has the medic's physical features because it's not a total representation of reality. The same kind of "hurr so artsy fartsy" mindfuck is happening as when we have that nonsensical mirror scene of different Big Bosses and the Medic.

There's no further conspiracy here. Ishmael was Big Boss, but Venom was brainwashed so the player is tricked by Ishmael's character model.

It's not a fucking conspiracy that leads to the real MGS 5. It's just a convoluted way to present the stupid plot twist they tried to have for V, but ended up giving away by the pre-release promotions.
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>>378946805
When you put it like this, I actually completely agree with you.

>It's not a fucking conspiracy that leads to the real MGS 5.
I don't believe in that, nobody with common sense does.
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>>378946531
>the story and the twist being fucking retarded
Every single Metal Gear game is fucking retarded. After all, they're part of the dullest franchise in the history of game franchises. Each episode following the one eyed undercover agent and his pals from FOXHOUND as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the anime humour, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of cutscenes, all to make the games seem like a movie, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Kojima vetoed the idea of someone talented directing the series; he made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody, just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for his other games (Snatcher/Policenauts). The Metal Gear series might be anti-gaming (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-Splinter Cell series in its refusal of wonder, good storytelling and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the writing and themes were good though
"No!"
The writing is dreadful; the themes were terrible. As I played, I noticed that every game ends with the same Anti Nuclear message.

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that ending was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Kojima's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that he has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Metal Gear Solid by the same J.J. Abrams. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these manchildren are playing Metal Gear Solid at 18 or 20, then when they get older they will go on to watch J.J. Abrams." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you play "Metal Gear" you are, in fact, trained to watch J.J. Abrams.
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>>378946805
The fact that Ishamel is the Medic is in no way attached to caramel's asylum ticket.
There could still be a disarmament cutscene, a third chapter which includes how Big Boss was tricked into thinking he's not himself all this time, and leave it on a cliffhanger.

The final link eludes us once more, just like Kojima does everytime.
This is why Konami fired him.
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At the very least we will be getting a new kino trailer even if the game proves to be MGS:V tier
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>>378946979
>tfw someone will fall for this pasta
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>>378946805
>but bro we're playing a schizophrenic lmao

oh fuck off
>>
What the fuck is this game even supposed to play like?

Is it a survival horror, a shooter, a walking sim, a fucking party game?
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>>378947182
A waifu simulator with horror elements.
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>>378947182
A movie.
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THE RIIIIIIIIIIIDE NEVER ENDS
CAN'T GET THESE CLUES OF OUR HEADS
LET THEM BEEEEEEELIEVE THE RUSE
IT'S JUST MEANS TO AN END
OUR SALVATION LIES, IN KOJIMA'S SINS
BEYOND THE TRUTH, LET ME SUFFER NOW
IN MY HEART I JUST KNOW THAT THERE'S NO WAY THIS EPIC RUSE CRUISE COULD BE REAL
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>>378946531
I was originally responding to Caramel stating that it will be revealed that Venom is not a second BB
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>>378944924
Wait. Is this another one of those Naked Snake is actually on the wall but you can't see him things?
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>>378947124
>>378947065

Sigh, ok, you're right. Obviously it's a big, ongoing ruse. Fuck, it's like trying to argue with creationists.

>This is how it obviously is. Ishmael is just a poor attempt at a mindfuck, aimed at attentive players.
>NNNNOOOO RUSE CRUISE!

You're impossible.
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>>378930974
>This is 5 lbs of frozen green beef tripe strips, the stomach of ruminating animals. This is not the bleached tripe seen in grocery stores. Green tripe stinks. It’s not like manure or dog poop, not like vomit or garbage. It’s like a dozen of the worst smells you can imagine, mixed together to rot, and then multiplied by 10. Just plain nasty, but the dogs absolutely love it and it has lots of health benefits for them.
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>tfw Caramel turns out to be right about his theories and Death Stranding is MGS5/Silent Hills

How do you respond to Caramel /v/? Will you apologize and recognize his genius? You think you know everything but you don't.

You are all going to get shit on hard this E3 boy Kojima has the ruse of a lifetime coming up.
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>>378947886
DS is SH, MGS5 is a separate game.
At least get your Caramel's teaching right.
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>>378947886
>not a new IP
Hi Caramel.
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If Caramel is wrong, will he kill himself? I'm betting that at least its hair becomes grey.

On the other hand, if he's right, we will probably see an influx of trip fags with sweeteners as names.
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>>378947645
How does it mindfuck us?
Defying logic?
Make a real case for all these contradictions.

http://i.imgur.com/HFNQOkE.jpg
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>>378947886
I will literally fly over and suck his big fat psychic cock
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>>378948369
put your trip back on caramel
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>>378948365
>How does it mindfuck us?

That's my point. It doesn't. Because MGS V is shit. Pay attention.
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>>378948476
I'm not caramel faggot
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>>378947886
But Death Stranding IS Silent Hills even without the theories. People keep forgetting Silent Hills wasn't going to play like PT. That was just a promotional one-off slapped together to hype up Silent Hills.

Kojima reskinned Silent Hills for legal reasons, but it's still going to be the same fucking game.

Do NOT get your fucking mind blown when you find that out, please, I fucking beg you. Wake up.
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>>378947886
>boy

Hi Caramel
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>>378919250
No it's MGS 6
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>>378948527
Begging for a stalemate instead of facing evidence.
Nine days.
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>tfw there's no game, and Kojimbo is releasing silent gears on the world
It's over bros
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>>378948753
>Being this incapable to cope with the fact that MGS V was a shit game.

The road you've decided to walk down on will lead to much disappointment. I've tried to make you see reason. But you can't stop feeling it. That phantom pain....
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>>378949137
I was expecting you to actually look at what I posted and use the classic "cut content" line.

I'd challenge that idea and ask you under what possible context can that GZ cutscene occur within the game. It cannot occur without questioning the validity of the already suspicious GZ ending. Without GZ's ending, you have no coma, and no body double.

I guess you have no almonds to activate.
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>>378949665
>I'd challenge that idea and ask you under what possible context can that GZ cutscene occur within the game.

By citing that it's an unfinished game that had a hectic, dysfunctional development process in it's last year.

But you can not stand that argument and will continue to respond with autistic rage instead of even attempt refuting it.
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Have we ever reached 0 nukes on any platform?
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>>378949908
There's no rage or anything "autistic" in my mocking comments.
The state of the game is irrelevant. I was asking you where could that scene fit if the game released without a deadline and infinite money. Can you do it? Is it possible with your god given mind?

Nevermind the fact that the "hectic, dysfunctional development process in it's last year" part is bullshit.
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>>378949950
Some bloke the other day was suggesting that we have in fact achieved disarmament numerous times but been told otherwise.

But not to anyone's knowledge, no.
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>>378950268
Who knows where the cutscene would have been if the game wasn't an unfinished piece of shit and who cares?

It wasn't finished, so the possibilities are endless. Nothing to get your dick hard over.
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>>378950482
>It wasn't finished, so the possibilities are endless.

That's not how it works. Any serious game's possibilities are limited by the plot.
Especially a cutscene in a Metal Gear Solid game.

Perhaps it was you who couldn't cope with the fact that the game you played has a hoax plot?
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>>378950482
>possibilities are endless
really made me think
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>>378950771
Your entire argument is based on the presumption that you're TOTALLY right about there being a hoax.

I'm telling you there's no hoax. You're getting Red Herring'd by an unfinished fucking game, except this Herring is dead and isn't distracting you from any truths.

You're chasing ghosts, mate.
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>>378951169
>I'm telling you there's no hoax
Who are you?
Can you prove what you say?
Do you have any evidence that suggests the plot in TPP is genuine?
I have three against.
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>>378941516
are you that tranny that spams ruse cruise threads daily?
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>>378951427
>I have three against.

No, you don't. You're connecting the dots when it's not even a children's activity book. You had shown no definitive proof whatsoever, just stretched theories - and again, most of it based on the PRESUMPTION of "what if it wasn't a hoax?".
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>>378951427
Are you familiar with the meaning of the term circumstantial evidence
Given the intelligence you've displayed thus far I'm going to assume no
You should look it up

Unrelated question
Who do you think was behind 9/11?
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>>378952178
>most of it based on the PRESUMPTION of "what if it wasn't a hoax?"
Might wanna read that again.

Also, I have little doubt you've even played the game at this point. Those three pieces of evidence lead to the conclusion that the "truth" of TPP is fake. The code in the game shows Disarmament could be the vehicle to deliver what I'm presenting here.

>>378952491
>Ace Attorney gif
>do you know what circumstantial evidence is
Pathetic.
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>>378952491
if these fags had actual evidence we wouldnt have 500 threads of this shit every day
fuck
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>>378952859
>could

OPERATIVE WORD
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>>378953476
It's not there for nothing.
http://mgsforums.com/single/?p=9869017&t=7886374
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>>378953739
>misconstruing some leftover strings in a shitty, half finished game as proof.

Dense motherfucker.
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>>378954350
>It's not good enough!

Are you a flat earther by chance?
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>>378952859
>I-it could be guys
>Why won't you believe me it's totally possible
So is the existence of Atlantis, the moon being a giant fossilized alien turd and you ever getting a girlfriend
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>>378942429
>All they're doing is announcing MGS5
Brother, you are the saying they literally announced a fake game they never intend to deliver (Survive), made a trailer for one of their games using another engine thy don't intend to use on the final product and are paying a random italian doctor to dosppechs around the world as about a fake surgery.

Do you think is simple? Or cheap?
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>>378926289
>>378942549
>>378926357
>>378926561
>>378926715
>>378929790
pro-tip: if it's an unknown food being prepared at-table with scissors, it's Korean. and yes, this is actually 'pizza' (at least as far as being primarily cheese). called 'the bomb', but most english results will be for 'flaming pizza dome'.
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>>378954592
That's hilarious, coming from you. You're the one jumping over the obvious conclusion and spouting conspiracy theories.
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>>378928737
>ALPHA VILLE
>OMEGA CAMP
Pottery
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>>378952859
>>378952859
>>Ace Attorney gif
>>do you know what circumstantial evidence is
>Pathetic.

Fuck me that's convincing
I guess your arguments aren't meaningless conspiracy theorist level garbage
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>>378954656
The Survive demo was slapped together in the span of two hours, it looks cheap as fuck. You have to be a moron to think it's a real game, it's not even convincing.

The doctor has just announced the surgery. When someone is called to conferences or events the event holder pays for the visitor's travel expenses.
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>>378954826
I'm just saying you're a retard, man.

It has nothing to do with you getting blown the fuck out after E3
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>>378919250
>EAT STING
or
>EAT STANDING

WHAT DOES IT MEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAANNNNNNNN
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>>378929674
>the big taboo thing and the only thing that could be done in video games Kojima talked about was a widespread AI in the internet that was constructed from the collective gameplay and chat logs of Steam, PS4 and Xbox One players
>The MGS fanbase is collectively insane, so the Caramel AI is insane as a result
I can believe it.
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>>378954723
The funniest part is it doesn't even require a conspiracy.
Dense motherfucker.
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>>378944924
>they are starting to see paterns in the smoke and grain swifted photos
Truly 9/11 tier at this point.
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>>378955159
http://www.unilad.co.uk/gaming/death-strandings-trailer-is-hiding-something-says-kojima/

Straight from the horse's mouth, you stupid mudslime
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TO DRIVE PEOPLE MORE CRAZY

>A Japanese user on Reddit posted a theory with a spoiler tag; saying that Death Stranding is about abortion and that the 5 floating bosses which includes Mads are actually aborted brothers; and also the brother to Norman reedus.

>Norman Reedus's soul is separated from his baby body, and is trying to reclaim his body while his 5 brothers are trying to bring him to the spirit world

THEN IT GETS INTERESTING

>Portopia tape when datamined had altered data

>Vol3 was titled "LET"

>Liquid said six octopulets were aborted to make Solid and liquid stronger

>Naomi, Campbell, and Rosemary lied to snake and Raiden about Solidus; that he was created after LET

>The president told the truth about the LET, saying from the six aborted babies, one eventually survived

>These babies were all test tube babies with no placenta; all in artificial wombs

>MADS MIKKELSEN LEAKED CHARACTER NAME IS JOHN

>YFW MADS IS AN ABORTED BB CLONE FROM THE LET PROJECT

>YFW WHEN THERE ARE STILL 4 OTHER ACTORS NOT REVEALED THAT ARE ALSO BROTHERS

>YFW NORMAN REEDUS IS A YOUNG SOLIDUS

NEXT TRAILER, KEVIN DURAND AS ABORTED SNAKE #2, RYAN GOSLING AS ABORTED SNAKE #3, RYAN REYNOLDS AS ABORTED SNAKE #4, RON PERLMAN AS ABORTED SNAKE #5

GUEST STARRING BENEDICT AYYLMAO CUMBERBATCH AS YOUNG ZERO
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>>378954842
Please tell me how they slapped together cooperative play, new models for weapons, enemies and environments and new animations for player characters in such a short amount of time, did it also cost $20 and was done by interns?
>>
>>378955290
>Ryan Gosling as Aborted Snake clone

I WANT TO FEEL SOMETHING AGAIN, MEMORABLE

REAL HUMAN BEAN
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>>378955329
It's almost as if there's a multiplayer component already implemented into TPP or something...
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>>378955329
All of those things could have been left over assets or experimental concepts made to test the fox engine or simply cut from the final game
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>>378954842
By that logic, Umbrella Corps was a ruse, too.
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>>378955450
Its silent hills
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>>378948527
Since you refused to look at my evidence, I'll debunk myself.

You could've said the webm is from the flash back after you finish Phantom Limbs, contributing to your "poor attempt at mindfuck".
You could've kept your stance on the Ishmael has Medic's assets, it's reasonable enough in your world
You could've argued the ending was rushed and they couldn't make Big Boss look older because of Konami's time restrictions.

Instead, I get two hours worth of frantic shitposting, with absolutely nothing to contribute to the topic.

I said could just to trigger your autistic ass
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>>378955290
I'm just going to leave this here
>>
why does caramel post with and without his trip randomly?
>>
rip thread
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>when you realize the ruse is real
>then when you realize the star of Guyver 2: Dark Hero, David Hayter, isn't a part of it
>>
>>378955709
Wow, surely that baby doll and Kaz are the only people in the entirety of fiction made by humankind to have their left eye closed.
>>
>>378955546
>Cooperative multi-player and non-cooperative multi-player are the same, you can just the same system for them both

>>378955576
And any moment now Lord Xenu could rise from a volcano and shower the world with cabbage and corndogs
You see the problem with baseless speculation?

You people are pathetic and your arguments more so
>>
>>378919585
MGS5 doesn't even exist. You're talkling about MGSV
>>
>>378955870
He will be in MGS5 for sure, maybe even the Camp Omega ending.

>>378955919
Well, yes, that is how it works, kiddo.
>>
>>378955676
I did say and argue all those things. You've gone fucking mad, Mr. Fudge.
>>
>>378955712
To try and seem like he's got backup and isn't insane.
>>
>>378955709
>>378955875
GUTS IS MILLER BUT WE ONLY EVER SEE A MIRROR VERSION BECAUSE SCHIERKE WHO IS REALLY PAZ HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED

HALF LIFE THREE CONFIRMED
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>>378954668
>He thinks only Koreans use scissors
>He's never seen Italians cut pizza with scissors before
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>>378955990
You addressed the polar opposite of the post.
Get lost, kiddo.
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I want to believe but this shit is just ridiculous at times. Pure unfiltered autism the type of which we seldom see.

Or is it
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>>378954842
>The Survive demo was slapped together in the span of two hours
>this complete and total lack of understanding of how game development works
Brother, the Survive demo features fucking contextual base building mechanics in an open world thrid person shooter.
That little aspect alone would take months to program an debug. It's not something you just slap together in two hours.
Hell, no game demo, no matter how basic, can be made in two hours. Thinking otherwise is silly
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>>378956112
I'll stay and fight your troll attempt at hyping people for E3, thank you very much. I can't allow others to feel that phantom pain. I can't let more people become like you ...
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>>378955963
>Well, yes, that is how it works, kiddo
It.. It isn't though
I mean I guess you 'could' do it, but it would be terrible and unable to work like the coop shown in MGSurvive
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>>378955290
This is the best theory on /v/ I've ever seen
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>>378955290
>Mads Mikkelsen has the same animation as BB did when he took of his goggles
>YFW Kevin durand has a bandana
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>>378955963
I don't know man. It really seems like Hayter and Patric Zimmerman/Josh Keaton just got straight up replaced.
Everyone who got replaced has less impressive IMDB pages and starpower than their counterparts, and Avi Arad is attributed to Hayter's replacement
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>>378956403
>>378955290
>YFW Ron Perlman as an eyepatch
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>>378956271
>calls me a troll
>uses that blatant ellipsis
So you were the troll all along. It's all in good fun, we'll all get the same offer this E3.
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>>378954842
>AAA industry can't make shitty, small and lazily produced games.
>It must be the REAL MGS 5, guys! Proof!

I still can't tell if you're trolling or if you've got fundamental issues with logic.
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>>378956478
>>378956403
>>378955290
>YFW Ryan Reynolds hides in a box
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>>378956593
>>378955290
>>378956403
>>378956478
>YFW Ryan gosling performs CQC/CQB and crawls to escape
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>>378956562
Why do people hate on ellipsis use? Textual communication is meant to emulate speech after all and how else would you denote a trailing pause?
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>>378956768
He's trollin'
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>>378956562
>>378956768
stop talking to yourself caramel fucker
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>>378956768
>he doesn't know team anti-ruse only uses that punctuation
I would tell you to get lost kiddo....
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>>378956768
The use of ellipses directly correlates to the amount of estrogen in the body.
>>
Joke's on you, Caramel.
I've countered all your theory bullshit since 4 AM EST. I know you're trolling because you're extremely formulaic of an elaborate troll.

But I've been posting from work. You've made the night go in a flash. Thank you. I leave you now to attempt fooling the others. So-a-long, gay Caramel!
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>>378929745
>FINAL DAYS, 9 DAYS TO IT IS WITHIN US. THE STRANDED DEAD ARE NOT WHAT THEY APPEAR TO BE. THE PORTAL WILL OPEN SOON J.

AAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!!
>>
>>378956923

>>378956929
I'm not rude or anti-ruse I don't give a shit and think these threads are hilarious, all I'm saying is that ellipses are a valid and acceptable form of textual expression
Not everything is about your ridiculous argument
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>>378957208
>Joke's on you, Caramel.
?
The function of the CaramelAI is providing entertainment, so it did exactly what it's supposed to do anon.
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Fuck Miller
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>>378955709
You didn't post the updated one
>>
Please tell me someone will make a thread celebrating that Caramel is wrong, once Sony E3 is over.

We need a collage showing all the posts he made saying 2017 E3 specifically will have a mindfuck, so we can destroy his credibility when he inevitably continues trying to ruse people afterwards.
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>>378957536
I forgot the baby was Robin Atkin Downes; fuck. Troy did a great job too with the brown bag
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>>378957536
Knowing Kojima, hes just jerking himself off.

>Ohhh yeah, that time I made Kaz close one eye, what an amazing prout of cinema! Oh man I gotta reuse it so Del Toro senpai would notice me.
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>>378957370
See now Miller getting owned a week before the Shadow Moses incident doesn't seem so bad anymore.
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>>378957536
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