how come no genitals?

Kids' game.

Castrated after "that" accident with Princess Peach.

File: that gorilla dick nigga.png (492KB, 472x452px) Image search: [Google]

492KB, 472x452px

Most primates actually have very small genitals, especially gorillas.

>>378907936
omitted for design reasons

File: censor_dk1.jpg (192KB, 1920x1080px) Image search: [Google]

192KB, 1920x1080px

dk is pro censorship, they even removed his nipples

>>378907936
You haven't bought the expansion pack.

>>378907936
monkey??????

How come no girlfriend?
Maybe because you obsess over kiddy mascot dicks.

>>378909508
i do have a girlfriend
she's called your mom

>>378907936
>Not "Where's the dong?"

Gorillas have the smallest penis-to-body size ratio of any mammal.

File: 52866182_p3.jpg (268KB, 1206x862px) Image search: [Google]

268KB, 1206x862px

>>378907936

File: 52866182_p4.jpg (176KB, 862x1148px) Image search: [Google]

176KB, 862x1148px

>>378913017

File: 52866182_p17.jpg (219KB, 1046x838px) Image search: [Google]

219KB, 1046x838px

>>378913117

>>378907936
From what I know of fanfiction, they're probably in a "sheath"

File: 23b09a066e07c7900266e67e7d3c41a9.jpg (467KB, 696x1200px) Image search: [Google]

467KB, 696x1200px

Does DK satisfies Candy?

File: 1323228594659.png (218KB, 363x339px) Image search: [Google]

218KB, 363x339px

YES ANON THAT IS AN EXCELLENT QUESTION

WHY DIDN'T THEY DESIGN NINTENDO CHARACTERS WITH BIG FLOPPY DICKS

>>378913623
I feel like this is going to end up in anal with a banana in her pussy.
So keep going