What's the worst thing you said to someone in a multiplayer game?

"die fhaggot"

>>378905693
gg ez

>>378905693
>thanks for the match

it was a waste of time

>>378905693
Arms Outstretched

"Get on the objective! Why is nobody on the objective"
QUIT BEING A WHINY BITCH AND GET ON IT YOURSELF I CAN'T STAND FAGS THAT WILL BARK ORDERS, NOT DO SHIT, AND THEN ABSOLVE THEMSELVES OF THE BLAME WHEN THE TEAM LOSES. SO NO LITTLE FUCK PUT DOWN THE SNIPER AND GET YOUR BK WANNABE ESPORTS ASS in there.

goddamnit where the fuck is everyone we're getting rolled

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I screeched really loudly when some underage shitbrain kid was talking suspiciously quietly over the mic and his Mom came in and beat him for playing video games on a school night and made him recite "I have to get off because I'm a little baby who can't do his homework and plays video games all day" into the mic before getting off.

>I'll put a cold drink on your nice table without a coaster

boy did i feel badass

>>378908395
I'd legitimately get mad now if someone did this.

>>378905693
The truth. I normally diffuse situations, but when one person persists, I tell them why their actions have caused others to become upset.

Literally only in World of tanks I just lose my fucking mind. I sometimes have to quit and make a cup of tea to calm down.

I've threatened to throttle the life out of others, told people To shove premium ammunition up their own asses, bring back the Iron curtain to keep them Mongoloids back where they belong. Katayn wasn't enough. "I'd fucking kill you irl" was probably the most common one.

It essentially triggers my autism.

>>378905693
I made a kid burst into tears on GTA V

>be me
>playing online
>some kid comes into the server on mic with his shrill shit voice
>fucks up every thing and screeches constantly
>plan.jpg
>start helping him out
>be really patient with him on stuff
>after about a month we are doing a thing
>he says I am his best friend
>tell him I never considered him a friend and call him a faggot
>he bursts into tears and gets off
>his ID hasnt logged in for over 150 days

>>378905693
A guy said his dad was dead, so I said its cuz of you and him fucking each other in the ass and you gave him aids. He later said his dad overdosed.

>>378911560
Dick

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>>378905693

Not the worst thing I did, but the worst i've done.

I added this dude from Rust the other day only to find he was a 12 year old kid once we started using mics. He was kind of bossy and annoying but I was trying to be chill since he was just a kid and we were just fucking around in a game that will never leave beta. Well we ended up playing for 6 or 7 hours straight on a relatively empty server. He said some rude ass shit and when I told him to stop he started throwing a tantrum. locked him out of our little fortress (he had only been playing a few days by the way) and laughed while he freaked out trying to get back in.

Pretty tame story but I don't usually do anything weird on online games.

One time I was playing an online game with my friend where my personal strategy was to make the opponent so angry they would quit the match, thus I win by default and it actually worked sometimes.

I called a girl a faggot bitch and a whore and I'd spit in her cum-filled nigger-prodden fist sized excuse for a vagina if I was ever feeling stupid enough to put my face next to the genital equivalent of a fucking crippled transient that isn't really that retarded but we all hold our breath when we walk by because we don't to be infected by poverty air. I said I'd stick my head all the way up her pussy to beat the fuck out of the kid of whatever nigger retard had low enough standards and self esteem to agree to fucking the manslut dickwhore cockthirsty cuntwad of an over-the-counter prostitute that she fucking wished she was on her best day

>>378912962
ouch

>>378905693
i told a tranny i was glad trannies have a high suicide rate.

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>>378905693
I got upsetti with a squeaker on tf2 spamming stickies on dustbowl, and noticed he had like 300 bucks worth of shit in his loadout, so I went on a rant about how I was going to kidnap his dad, chain him over a barrel, anally rape him, keep injecting him with heroin to get him addicted, castrate and pump him full of sex change drugs and hormones, and eventually start pimping him out after I slowly convert him into my pathetic sissy smack whore. I went on for like 10min into detailed scenarios like how I'd cut him off to punish him for not pleasing my clients, and he'd be sobbing and emaciated in a cellar, chained to the wall, begging to be killed

>>378912328
Doesn't it feel weird talking to a kid? Like not playing I mean having actual conversations with one you don't really know

>>378905693
Joe's army peasant

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I was playing CS:S one time when I heard some 12 year old kid screeching through the mic. The server I was on hardly ever had admins on, so I put up my "mantrain" spray. It kinda backfired, because he wouldn't shut up about how it was "unholy" for like 10 minutes.

>>378905693
Well done, lad. You gave it your all. Better luck next time.

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>>378909385
Barney fag and what not..

>>378905693
fucking hax aimbotter, or something to that effect when I was only 90% sure it was hax

"you suck"

>>378905693
lol i poop on u kid
Used to get the best responses rolling people as offensive engi on tf2 then saying that.

Told a guy who was really mad to go shoot up a school.

did you forget to take your anxiety medication?

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Fuck, I've played so much DayZ and Rust I honestly don't remember all the horrible shit I've done. I guess monetarily there was that time my friend and I force a large group to ragequit a DayZ Epoch server literally the day after they donated $50 to it. Those faggots had it coming though.

I got dunkey banned from league

>>378920172

>lol i poop on u kid

Using this, so simple yet effective

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"God damn you really suck, like seriously you suck, please stop playing, never play online ever again, git gud you fukin sh!tter" I kick him and close the room.

To a random in MH4U, after I barely win a HR quest because he carted 2 times in a row even when he was in full White Fatalis armor using IG, he never healed and always go directly to get hit, he was about to die when I killed the monster.

He was the perfect definition of a shitter, a shitter to surpass the frenchies.

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>>378905693
When I was younger I was playing SnD on Mw2 and revealed to some guys that my dad was in the army. One guy made jokes about him getting killed and I legit cried

>>378920656
proof?

>>378920604
I used to like announcing server wipes on rust, caused a lot of confusion when it was a big server with lots of idiots

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>>378911560
Now that's just horrible

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>Destiny
>first person I met and played with was a chick
>absolutely terrible but I could carry her through dailies and weeklies
>doing a nightfall weekly
>they're the hardest weekly ( at the time, could be different now )
>she is getting rekt so hard we just can't progress any further
>get invited to run Vault of Glass
>yo, I'm gonna go do a raid
>TCH :) Anon, you aren't going to invite me? *cute*
>no, it's too hard for you
>she loses her mind at me calling me a dick
>I'm not being mean, it's just the truth, you won't have fun and we won't beat the raid
>continues freaking out at me like what I'm saying is so untrue or rude or unbelievable
>fine
>get her in as the 6th person
>sorryguise ruining this party but can't tell you that yet
>spend over an hour dying OUTSIDE THE FUCKING ENTRANCE THE FIRST DOOR SHE CAN'T EVEN STAY ALIVE LONG ENOUGH TO GET THE FUCKING PADS SECURED AND THE DOOR TO THE VAULT OPEN
>randomly leaves without saying a word
>some time later joins a lobby I'm in to talk about her new group and how someone made her an officer in their clan and all this
>lol okay
>she removes me and never speak again

I just wanted to get some raid gear ffs.

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>>378914426
What the fuck is wrong with you, you horrible human being.