>Favourite AVGN episode
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The final episode
The episode where he fucks the bus
>>378889860
not vidya, sage
>>378889860
I got Dark Castle on C̺̝̮̥͙͙̻̞̯͎̭̝̱ͧͩ͂̇̊ͮͨ́͘D̷͙̭̹̠͉͒͆ͭ͊̄͋ͬ͗̓͟-̰̞̘̙͔̟͕͍ͤͪ͗̀͡I̺͖̩̼̮͎͈̣̥̣͓̮ͨ̇͋͆̂ͯͭͦ̀͜
Sword Quest
Also Board James is kino
the one where Mike stares thru James with his soulless eyes
HE'D RATHER PISS IN A NIGGER'S MOUTH
benis
>>378889860
seaman
so wheres mikes dick pic
10 inch
Tmnt 3 review
>>378889860
AND ID TURN DOWN THE VOLUME EXCEPT FOR THE FACT THAT I HAVE TO HEAR THE JASON ALARM
>>378890859
AND JERK HIS JIZZ ON A PUNJAB'S HAJIB
>>378889860
the one where he helped scam a bunch of people
>>378890965
i've seen it. He actually does have a monster dick
FILL MY EYES, WITH THAT DOUBLEVISION
>>378889860
Castlevania retrospective
>That episode where Mike shoves James out the way, pulls his dick out, and call everyone watching a nigger
Seamen, Mecha Jesus, Bugs Bunny. Board James>>>>AVGN, though.
>>378891105
Relax with the adjectives. Cocks that size are more common than you think. Your mom should know.
>>378889860
The one where he gets the creator of Toxic Avengers on the show and he's awkward and shifty the entire time and the whole episode is really uncomfortable to watch and then it ends with the Avengers guy taking a shit with close-ups of his facial expressions and moans of pleasure while James is going "YEAH DO IT SHIT ON IT YES YES" and it's the single most unintentionally homoerotic thing on YouTube
The episode here he gets NTRd.
>>378891223
>Mecha Jesus
I honestly hated that. It was just so weird. It wasn't funny and it was just off putting.
>>378891216
>NYAAAAAA WHAT'S UP NIGGER KEK AIDS FUCK
Man, it's been while since I seen that episode, what the fuck is wrong with Mike?
>>378890827
what the fuck my sides
>>378889860
I really enjoyed Action 52, MMPR, and Pong Consoles.
>>378891605
>my sides
Is it 2015?
>>378891660
Good choice qt
>>378891060
Friday the 13th episode is the most comfy episode
cannot be proven wrong
>>378891547
huh
plumbers dont wear ties ofc
>>378891720
You are officially my nigga
>>378891678
>greentexting
Is it 2009?
heh, it says dumb ass in the Bible
the one where Mike is high on cocaine
>>378891848
>referencing years
Is it 2006?
Is there any way for Mike to become any less likeable?
>>378891826
This is the GOAT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DyaF_gCKWsI
His reactions feel so honest in this review
>>378891848
>using image boards
is it 1999?
>>378891707
Thanks
>>378891963
atleast he isnt you
>>378890283
Desert Bus was a surprisingly extreme episode.
The one where James and Mike fire Bootsy from the channel for being better at video games than they are.
Isn't his wife cheating on him or something?
>>378891314
AVGN fanboys hate talking about this episode because it was the point where AVGN officially jumped the shark
>>378892110
hi mike
>>378891957
its good
His console reviews are actually amazing
It hurts that he didnt do more in his prime
>>378892383
I want confirmation because this is real. As a mexican I find this un ironically hilarious.
>>378892025
>>378891951
>using a personal computer
is this 1985?
>>378891720
NES accessories is comfier
What episode did AVGN start going down the shitter?
Game Glitches is my opinion. I'm looking at the playlist and every episode before this one is great. After it, they are very hit or miss. I remember the episode itself being pretty obnoxious with that little green faggot.
>>378891838
You're dead.
Your friends are dead.
Your family's dead.
Your fucking pets are being skinned alive.
Your mom's a fucking whore.
You suck at life.
The whole world hates you.
You're going to Hell.
Live with it.
Game Over.Like I can't believe it
THEY DID IT
THEY MADE A GAME
THAT'S NOT SHIT
IT'S NOT SHIT
>>378892552
>using the internet
Is this 1969?
>>378892110
that anon BTFO
Silver Surfer, the jokes derive from what wrong with the game and it feels the most like a real review. No skits and the buffalo diarrhea fuck farts are held back at a minimum.
the one where he swear a lot and says poopy poopy bagina buuthole
>>378892798
Fuck you nigger. Glitch genie was great.
>>378889860
>we can't call it Aliens's
>>378892826
So now. I'm back. To using. The fucking rock again.
THAT REALLY ACCOMPLISHED A LOT.
Will Prime James ever be surpassed?
SOMEONE POST THE WEBM OF HIS WEIRD GIMP LEG
>>378893035
Glitch genie was horrible. That character is a slight notch about MINEYCRAFTA. Honestly. It's just an annoying guy awkwardly acting silly.
There's no nuance even attempted. It's just a guy making a strange voice.
probably Bible Games
>>378893205
nuance is a buzzword quit fucking stamping it on everything
The one where Mike Matei and his good buddy Inspector Gadget review Minecraft for the children.
My favourite parts are in order the part where Inspector Gadget conjectures that the kids enjoy building brown bricks, the part where Inspector Gadget kills Mike Matei and the part where Inspector Gadget mispronounces Minecraft as Minecrap. Honourable mention to the part where he calls it Mineycrafta.
It's all very none-sequitur so I recommend checking it out if you have that sort of sense of humour.
How does /v/ feel about [/spoiler] shit pickle[/spoiler]
Sword quest and and the Castlevania series was great.
Haven't really watched any vids of his in the last four years - any in particular since then worth checking out?
>>378892214
>I hear words and repeat them with no understanding of what they mean
Are you 3 years old?
>>378893469
Just watch anything from 07-09
>>378891720
>>378891838
>>378889860
The Mineycrafty ep ft. Professor Gadget.
Nothing can even come close to this
Prove me wrong. Pro tip: >you can't
>>378893469
Paper Boy IMO feels like a classic AVGN episode. There's some he made recently that feel like they were rushed though.
>>378892935
haha thanks
>>378893384
easily the best side character he ever had, better than nerd turd. i guess if he brought stink pickle back now there would have to be a whole antagonistic narrative based around him.
>>378893302
Do you even know what nuance is? It's the difference between a child screaming in your face and actual comedic acting. Don't be a moron.
video games
Sega 32x was his best
>>378893302
buzzword is a buzzword at this point. you don't even get what you're arguing.
>>378893469
The Power Rangers episode
I really liked the megaman one
>>378891720
Nintendo Power is the comfiest episode and there is not even any competition.
>>378894284
Silver Surfer is his best
>>378894284
Dear nintendo power editor.
What the fuck is your problem???
MORE RINGS
>>378894284
so i guess he wrote the rap thing?
literally is his first 50 videos were good
>>378893948
the ending is underrated
The one where you can hear his wife moaning as she's getting railed in the background
What's his name again?
Any console review is golden since its just his best work
>>378894652
mike the loco bandito matei
>>378894652
Big Dick Mike
>>378894652
Mike "12 and a half inches" Matei
>>378894652
Mike "every kike and gay will pay" Matei
Battletoads
I like how Justin transitions casually to the couch after playing the intro
His Fester Quest review is legit fucking kino
ン゛ン゛ン゛ン゛ッーーーー!
32X episode or Batman episode
That box plug/Batman Forever rant was godlike
>>378894652
Free iPad
>>378895534
Brown bricks
The way prime Nerd said FUCKKKKKKKKKKKK asd SHITTTTTTTTTTT was the best
Plumbers Don't Wear Ties or Dark Castle
I cried laughing watching him struggle with the CDI version of DC.
>>378889860
Loco Bandito and le cocaine man hehe that one is my fave
>>378891720
>>378891838
>>378892719
>>378894284
>not the Castlevania marathon
i knew /v/ had shit taste but damn
>>378891314
his worst episode was ROB the robot porbably
>>378891720
Super Shitfall is the comfiest.
>>378892983
Silver shit
>>378896219
His Silver Surfer review is kino
>>378894652
>>378894830
>>378894890
Which season is considered to be the golden age of AVGN?
>>378891216
Are you memeing or did that happen? Link?
>>378896516
this is autism
>>378896629
07-09
He didnt make a single bad episode
>>378892925
>Using a computer
Is this 1945?
>>378894652
Mike "Throwing Bricks at Spics" Matei
I don't get any of you. There are threads that are about how James is a an austistic hack and there are these, which asks, what is your favourite episode of the content he made. Make your mind up already.
Silver Surfer
>Start the review saying it's not that bad game
>Keep getting more frustrated
>Throw the game to the ceiling
K I N O
>>378896959
Wow its almost like /v/ isn't one person!
>>378894652
Mike "brown spics in mein kampf" Matei.
>>378896959
>/v/ is a network of brains wired to think exactly the same thing
Mineycrafta episode is best.
>>378896686
H-How'd you know i was autistic?
>>378891063
>punjab
>hijab
What did he mean by this?
>>378894284
>there is not even any competition.
>what is Swordquest
>>378894393
This. Simple episode where he's angry as fuck even before he pops the game in.
>>378891975
>That fucking thumbnail
FUCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK
>>378893368
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6GkwWw9W6Y
>>378899001
This works better than Garfield comics.
SHITTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
>>378894284
>what is the Nintendo peripherals episode
>>378896883
>Existing
Is this 13,599,997,983 BC?
>>378889860
the castlevania marathon was awesome.
His reviews are good
>>378889860
Swordquest
C̺̝̮̥͙͙̻̞̯͎̭̝̱ͧͩ͂̇̊ͮͨ́͘D̷͙̭̹̠͉͒͆ͭ͊̄͋ͬ͗̓͟-̰̞̘̙͔̟͕͍ͤͪ͗̀͡I̺͖̩̼̮͎͈̣̥̣͓̮ͨ̇͋͆̂ͯͭͦ̀͜
>>378897827
>Punjab
>Religion
Wut
the texas chainsaw massacre ep is underrated as fuck
it has mike's best performance
Nightmare on Elm Street
> GO YANK YOUR COCK THROUGH YOUR ASS YOU FUCKING BUTT MONGREL
> I'VE
>GOT
>THE
>POWERGLOVE
>mfwstill haven't found out the music that plays when they both arm wrestle.
Tiger Electronic Games is amazing.
HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM GLITCHES?
>>378902624
HALF BIT!
>>378901981
https://youtu.be/SW3UoN15fPs
Isn't this it, anon? Pulling from memory first, gonna double check now.
>>378901981
>>378902934
Hmm. Seems to be a different version of the same song? I dunno.
>>378889860
SwordQuest episode, hands down.
>>378894652
Mike Magay
>No one ever says Spiderman
>Even though its one of his best
>>378891917
edibles just as easy
>>378891720
That and Nightmare on Elm Street are my favourite ones.
The rage with Friday the 13th is tangible. Unless it's Schwarzenegger games or the Power Ranger episode, the rage has been kinda absent from the newer ones. Not that it's bad. It's just that the early stuff had a lot of unadulterated rage. Like Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout.
The Star Trek episode.
>>378889860
I loved the one where he used all these weird and fucked up controllers, laughed my ass off, sadly I can't remember the episode or the name
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K0Zek3lUB2o
haha beans make you fart
this
https://youtu.be/GGi7Y8UdDS8
>>378904896
To be fair, he said he wanted the costume on time. It's not his fault she didn't deliver.
i like the holiday episode where he goes through the old ass magazines
hello childhood
>>378905037
That "He's gay" beginning never gets old.
>>378905135
And he said it didn't have to be the best, just decent.
>>378891826
The karate girl was pretty cute desu, I want her to step on me.
>>378889860FUCKEEEEEERSSSS
star trek Ep
>>378889860
Sega CD
>>378907920
>overused meme
well time to rape you op, enjoy shitting blood for a year!
>>378889860
32X.
Look at this fucking mess. It looks like it's on life support. What a perfect metaphor.
I like the one were he says shits a lot, or when he gets angry and shouts in front of the camera. Also when he does a sketch when he beats up a videogame character haha xD
i love putting brown dicks in my wife. it's the most fun you can pawsibly have in a hotel room.
>>378908537
I like the one where the underage newshitter gives a general analysis of whatever's popular in a poor attempt to make it seem stupid and help himself feel superior XDDDD
>>378890168
BRICKS
Mike wasn't in James' latest Wonder Woman movie review. Usually the two go see it together if it's a new movie.
Is it safe to say Mike is laying low?
>>378909739
According to a reliable source he's kind of under heat with his gf right now. Apparently Mike was a Bernie supporter and his gf is a Trump supporter and they got into a huge fight.
>>378890168
I don't know what the block does, do you? I don't know. I dunno. Hey everybody, I'm here with my good friend, Inspector Gadget. Uh, how're you doing Inspector Gadget? I'm having a lot of fun. So, you wanna do some reviews, Inspector Gadget? I'm better than you are, so I should do the review. Okay, alright, well, Inspector Gadget's gonna do the review. You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Um, well, I have Minecraft, I think that's probably what you're talking about. Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! No no no, Inspector gadget, it's called Minecraft. Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecrap? Well, there really is no point. It's a sandbox game. Oh good, I love building sandcastles. No, that just means you can do anything you want like explore, build stuff, and mess around. What kind of stuff can you build? Well, anything, really. There's one guy that built a scale model of the Starship Enterprise. My deduction skills as a detective tell me he has quite possibly, never had sex. Come on, Inspector Gadget, it's about expressing your creativity! But, he is just copying a fake rocket ship blueprint designed by someone else! Seems more like monkey see, monkey do than using creative energy if you ask me. Oh, you think you can do better, huh? I have a robotic implant in my brain that lets me preform 12,000,000,000,000,000 calculations per second.
>>378910865
He is also involved in a bunch of internet drama right now as well.
>>378911881
damn son
looks like our big dick messiah is a false prophet.
he's a micropenis
>>378894652
Danny Dong
>WHAT WERE THEY THINKING??!?!?!
>>378905717
thats weird
What episode has the best "WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?"
>>378895874
>>378889860
Ghosts n goblins
the drunk super mario bros episode
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NCZx0GDZR7A
>>378914825
>Stars Who Ruined Their Careers In A Matter Of Seconds
in the related videos
>>378901891
There was not even a single frame of Mike's bedroom. You lied to me.
>>378894652
Third Reich Mike