Who would win?

>>378874509
Joe, easily. He has a cool cap.

>>378874509
Joe's in the hall of fame, he wins easily.

>>378874509
All my bets on one sad man.

One Sad Man > Joe Dimaggio > Atta Gook in terms of raw stats

>>378874509
Joe OP

>>378874509
Atta Gook has to hit Joe twice without hitting himself once to win. The chances of this are 25%. Joe on the other hand, will always defeat Gook in two turns, one turn 33% of the time.

Atta Gook has to hit One Sad Man 3 times without hitting himself once to win. The chances of this are 12.5%.

Atta Gook is objectively shit.

Without knowing how much the chance and damage modifier increases it's hard to comment on the Joe and One fight.

>>378875162
Atta Gook can't be attacked.

>>378875162
the modifier damage goes up by 33% every crit, the chance goes up 1%

why the fuck did you list attack then life for the first one then switch it to life attack you fag

>>378875437
chinaman is backwards from earth, attack first then life, Joe is patriotic american

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>>378875437
Seriously
Why is Atta Gook's name so big? Why do OSM stats start a line down?

>>378876051
gooks are a powerforce, there are too many hence being so big, one sad man is depressed, his life is a mess, he feels totally worthless, who came up with one sad man? he is below everyone.