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>I'll go on ahead, look at my ass

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>I'll go on ahead, look at my ass
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>>378866914
What did she mean by this?
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>>378866914
<---- Filename
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>>378866914
This is one of the best games ever made and you faggots shit it up with muh ass memes.
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>>378866914
>>378867243
>>378867315
unfunny
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So is this game a meme ass game for virgin weebs or is actualy worth a pirate
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>>378867512
This and the original Nier are both fucking GOAT if you have any taste.
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>>378867512
Come for the ass
Stay for the story and soundtrack
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>>378867372
I feel you. Waifufaggotry drives too many people away from the missing piece between art and video games
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>>378867575
>shit gameplay
>shit mechanics
>shit voice acting and writing
>shit graphics
>good art direction
>okay story that's overrated by weebs who don't watch/read actual good stories
It's the definition of a 5.5 game.
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>>378867372
You're right, but can you really blame them?
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>>378866914
I understood that reference
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>>378867394
>unfunny
Funny enough for you to comment anon
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>>378867372
> one of duh bess geams evar maed
Surely you jest. This game was fucking boring as shit and it's story is a load of 3deep5u bullshit. The only thing good about this game WAS toob's ass
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>>378867898
this anon is a retard, disregard his shitposting.
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>play on route B
>2B doesn't mind if 9S looks at her ass
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>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xAHwkWW0yI&t=1135s
>piano kicks in
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>>378867512
Worth a pirate
Soundtrack is great, story is rather predictable, but still good, gameplay is shallow but fun
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>>378868124
this anon is a fanboy with shit taste
original nier is garbage
new one is good
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>>378868091
This post says more about you than it does about Automata tbqh.
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>>378868192
>not https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G9rshXMEKsE
Honestly this is the best song in the game so far.
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>>378868157
>>2B doesn't mind if 9S looks at her ass
No....don't!
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>>378868192
>tower ascend
>this music plays while 9S is obliterating Tower defences while A2 follows him on elevator
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>>378868391
Why would a robot mind
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>>378868157
what do you mean by this?
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>>378868391
when did she say this?
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>>378868557
Never.
2B would canonically allow 9S to do anything with her if he wants to.
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>>378867372
Its the most shallow Platinum game ever in terms of mechanics, right up there with Korra and TMNT.
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>>378868274
oh, thought you were talking about automata. I haven't played the original Nier.
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>>378867512
I'm a normie. Bought the game for dat ass. The first play through was amazing. Second was alright. Started the third but quit because i was getting more and more depraved of ass and the game was getting harder. I would recommend fapping to all of the sfm porn instead.
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>>378868630
LIES!! 2B is PURE!!
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>>378868837
Does the way she chokes 9S look pure to you?
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>>378867575
opposite really
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>>378868759
I do not care for your normie feedback
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>>378868759
Wtf man the game gets easier the further in you get, halfway through route B I was practically immortal.

You do know that A2 also has a very nice ass too right? You dont even have to look up the skirt or self-destruct.
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>>378868928
>Caring about 9S
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>>378868997
>So is this game a meme ass game for virgin weebs or
You did ask for it tho.
>>378869085
I didn't get that far. I quit after 2b got the burka and i got shocked to death by a swarm of machines. 9s playthrough was too boring and easy then everything got stupid hard for no reason.
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>2B
>Not 2E
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>>378869389
>quitting before the best part of the game
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>>378869085
>That quest with the 2E model.
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I'm about to start playing that game in an hour or so..
Is this going to be a good evening, or is the start crap?
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>>378869552
gee anon i don't know, why dont you play the fucking game instead of getting your opinion from a taiwanese tapestry forum
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>>378869389
>press and hold Y to win

Wow that was hard.
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>>378869625
Cause I'm not fuckin home yet you sperg.
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>>378866914
>tfw shitty 5 year old 7850
>can play this game only on low resolution and gimped graphics
How will I enjoy Toobie's butt and her game in general like this?
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>>378866914
>ok
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>>378869352
>not caring about the main character and one of the best Taro characters in general
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>>378867372
The only reason this game will be remembered is for the ass
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>>378869783
I play on 7870 anon, turn everything on low/off except AO. Had to be in 1600x900 to get 60fps. Also tried locking fps to 50, and playing on 1080p, which was fine too.
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>>378869910
The ass was never a selling point of this game. It only became as such after the rest of us played it and wanted to masturbate when we were done.

You normies get the ass scraps.
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>>378869552
I you dont die in the fucking tutorial like the many idiots here did then you will be fine. Story is fucking amazing and the soundtrack is god tier.
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>>378869413
Even she agrees that she's a horrible E model
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>>378868503
Did 2B just write her name in braaps?
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>>378866914
I bought the game on the JP PSN store. Can I buy the DLC on the EU store anyway or does it have to be the JP one?
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>>378870009
>The ass was never a selling point of this game.
Dude the only reason i even knew about this game is all of all the ass threads on v months before release.
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>>378870057
This
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>>378870184
It's not worth your time. Worry about that when decent DLC comes out if it ever does

t. pirate
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When did Nier become such a target for hate and shitposting?
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>>378870313
Is DLC of any kind expected for this game?
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>>378870476
It became popular
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>>378870313
Doesn't the arena have a nice soundtrack?
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I loved it, again, get fucked. Play it so much the hours maxed out. Not saying its GOTY 2017 grand prix, but to me it's one of my favorite games to play. Sits next to Dogma, Witcher, and Prototype.
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>>378870476
because it's popular.
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>>378870476
When it got out that it was great so it wasn't a secret cult thing anymore so people pretend that means it isn't good anymore.
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>>378870476
Everyone who was interested in the game has played it.
Now only shitposting degenerates remain.
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>>378870541
Taro already cleared his office at Platinum, it's over
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>>378869905
You spelled A2 wrong anon
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>>378870587
>Prototype
my nigga, a shame they'll never make a sequel
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>>378870313
It wont, devs already said that they have no budget left for the DLC's.

>>378870476
When people started praising it and saying it's good.

>>378870541
I'd like an A2 DLC because she's underdeveloped, but that's not gonna happen.
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>>378870668
A2 is just a Kaine/Zero knockoff with fake tits.
9S is the one who is actually extremely important for the story.
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>>378870476
It's a weeb game for easily impressed retards, that is spammed because one of the character's has a fat ass
More importantly it has garbage gameplay for a platinum game
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>>378870103
are you braaps neon red?
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>>378867898
this is the objective truth, no two ways about it.
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>>378870752
>9S is the one who is actually extremely important for the story.
Aww yess

Le cliche Emo weaboo ''muh revenge story'' is extremely important for the story
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>>378867512

Overrated as fuck but /v/ is full of weeb autists so what do you expect
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>>378870991
Indeed. He's a catalyst for N2's change, his prototype is the one who created YoRHa in first place. You can remove A2 from the story and it will be fine, you can't remove 9S from it without overwriting the entire fucking thing.
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>>378867372
>make the main protagonist blatant fapbait with her ass hanging out
>WOW WHY DO PEOPLE KEEP TALKING ABOUT HER ASS

Are you special anon?
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>>378868759
>I'm a normie
>I paid money to fap to a Japanese virtual robot ass
You are not a normie, failed normie at best
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>this entire thread
cringe
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>>378871290
>2b
>main protagonist
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>>378871290
She isnt the main protagonist though. 9S is the most important character in the game.
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>>378871398
90% of players stopped after the first ending anon
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>>378866914
>REMEMBER THIS
>THIS IS REALLY IMPORTANT
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>>378870740
Yeah I even liked the second one, but man was it unfinished. Shame because even the gameplay felt rushed, incomplete. Now the studio is long gone.
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>>378871456
Still doesn't make your statement any less wrong.
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>>378871456
>things that never happened

You get a message that there is more stuff if you play through the game twice. If someone actually didnt play the game again he either didnt like it anyway or was just braindead and probably shouldnt be playing this game in the first place.
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>>378871659
I hated it. The thing they fucked up the most isn't even the gameplay, it's the story. Somehow the main twist of the original gets completely ignored and Alex is just Alex.
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>>378869995
Thanks anon. Made the game play better on higher resolutions.
Still want a new graphics card to get the full experience
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>>378871290
>fapping to a fucking video game
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>>378871398
>>378871437
>autism
Oh sorry, ONE of the main characters.
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>mfw when the dark colossus song from nier plays during the flooded city boss fight
>mfw hearing a little bit of wretched automatons in the factory

The first nier was better
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>>378872620
Colossus was used in Automata way better.
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>>378872745
Not WAY better but I can see why youd say that
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commander > everyone else
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>>378871351
>that gif
fucking cringe
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>>378871323
>normies buy iggy azalead songs because she has a fat ass
>normies arent allowed to buy 2bs gane because she has a fat ass
???
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>>378873830
Quit cringing at everything, this isn't high school, there's no one to impress.
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>>378873886
Hes right tho. Youre a grown ass man.
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>>378871541
>same VA
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>>378868435
>Playing as both 9S and A2 climbing the tower
>Playing as A2 on the elevator
>Camera zooms out and it goes straight into 9S shooting segment
>Piano kicks in
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I really want to impregnate 2B
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A2 is a much better character than 2b. And at least she didn't attract the worst kind of people towards her, only the horny waifufags who got baited by the shitty fanservice

A2 is the ultimate waifu
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>>378874540
Kill yourself
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>>378874631
I cant take A2's clothes off and cum inside of her

What good is she?
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>>378874387
>both of them are kicking ball bosses to the very top of a tower
>bosses combine into one
>game starts switching between characters mid-combat
This was really different from Shadowlord fight but holy shit it was good.
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>>378867372
The only thing going for it is the ass. As a game it has mediocre gameplay, lame environments, uninspired enemies, boring quests. It's a nice experience but that's it.
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>>378866914
A2 > 2b
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>>378874748
as I said the worst kind of people

you
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>>378874751
too bad the boss died in like 3 seconds for me
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>>378869905
>Everything hurts
>Simple solution is to remove everything
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>>378874930
kek
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>>378875187
I wonder what he would've done if there was no A2 to stop him atop the Tower. Take control of the thing and bombard the planet and Moon alike as hard as he could?
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2b a shit nof said
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>>378875187
Amen brother! Kill them all! Hack the planet!
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>>378875363
calm yourself already autist
you're like kattfaggot of nier threads who makes everything hate your character even though she's good
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>>378867372
This is why I didn't buy the game
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>>378870476
It became popular
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>>378875528
You really should play it anon. It's an unforgettable experience. Just disregard the memesters.
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>>378875481
first of retard there like two threads, this quality's thread is shit so why not?

And besides you haven't learned from what I told last time. Fucking retard
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>>378875749
I already played it, I pirated it instead.
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>>378874751
>This was really different from Shadowlord fight but holy shit it was good.
I was hoping there would be a Shadowlord throwback at the end of Automata. The machines were imitating humans, so it would make sense that their ultimate and final weapon be an imitation of the most powerful human to ever exist originating from the actual Nier world, Caim doesn't count.

I'd kill for some kind of Shadowlord DLC, it was such an amazing boss fight.
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2B is for procreation
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>>378875979
>I was hoping there would be a Shadowlord throwback at the end of Automata
There is.
Machine network absorbed Shadowlord data in a process of its own birth. That's why N2 is theorized to be called Nier 2.
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>start playing the game just a few minutes ago
>play on hard because being oneshot doesnt sound fun
>get killed in the bullet hell tutorial due to camera shift pushing me into buillets

Dont lie to me /v/...
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Im a SJW who hates objectification and cheap stereotypes, and even I have to admit that 2B's ass is an incredible artistic achievement. I'm in awe every-time I see her walk. There is something primeval, engrained in my DNA that makes me admire it.
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>>378875837
This is right, you are an actual newfag if you can't have fun


EMBRACE THE A2 POSTING
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>>378876217
Yeah but we never got a sick boss fight against it, just a shitty bullet hell segment.
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>>378866914

Isn't this a metal gear meme

>>378867372

The whole it's the game of a generation thing is a meme too. There's very few things about this game at this point that don't retroactively feel like memes.
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>>378875979
I don't if it was just me, but the Tower theme really reminds me of Shadowlord Castle Memory/Roar
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A2 a shit
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>>378868323
It's the truth.
The story is literally generic overly contrived too deep for you japanese bullshit
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>>378876513
Remember when Egoraptor animated shit

Because I do
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>>378866914

Dumb waifu poster
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>>378867372
I'm waiting for it to be on sale and then I'll jump on it. Summer sale when?
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>>378867898

>okay story that's overrated by weebs who don't watch/read actual good stories

THIS. I also think dialogue and story actually deserve their own sections because while the overall narrative and story is okay if you've literally never seen these obvious "twists" in a sci-fi story before somehow (I feel like I've seen this sort of plotline play out in at least a couple Star Trek series) the dialogue is just godawful on average. Like dialogue clearly written for retarded weebs who think repetition and every other exchange having an over the top edge to it automatically means great storytelling and character development.

I don't get how people got so invested in these characters really either. Like there's just nobody particularly identifiable in these games to care much about their situation which again I've seen before in sci-fi stories with better characters and dialogue. Even Pascal is just kind of over the top with the peace-nicking to the point where you know exactly how it's going to play out when the game inevitably introduces the whole "break the cutie" trope with that trademark Japanese writing subtlety. Meh....as you said at least the art direction is good. I'd even say the gameplay is relatively solid for what it is in Hack and Slash.
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>>378876918
Dumb "dumb X poster" poster
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>>378868091
>3deep5u

There are games out there that deserve this meme. This one is isn't. It' well-thought, but not pretentious.
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>>378866914
Kaine was lewder.

Was hard to take her seriously with her ass just hanging out and her boob windows.
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>>378867512
i pirated it
dropped after a couple of hours
shallow, uninspired shit
not worth the time
just fap to sfm
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>>378867512
It's actually a legitimately great game.
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>>378868091

It's not even deep really. It's basically humanity sucks and everything is shit and we're all likely going to doom ourselves one way or another conveyed through the imitations and musings of our creations repeated several dozen times over the course of 3 playthroughs and me just kind of being like "yep". The fact that it's padded out to the degree it is to reach the obvious conclusions you can tell it's going to reach as early as the final parts of Route A is the major thing of note here I think. Like there's nothing particularly complex about it unless you've never read any complex sci-fi material before literally ever and just watch shitty anime all the time or something.
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Be honest, guys. How many eggs would you feed her?
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>>378876698
WTF YOU JUST SAID TO ME I JUST LET YOU KNOW I GRADUATED FROM TOP YORHA UNIT KILLING SPREERIN FAGGOT

I'M THE A2
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>>378877579
Explain this spicy new egg meme
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>>378877017

It's literally on sale right now.
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>>378877701
>new
Hello summer.
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>>378877701
Kill yourself newfag.
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>>378869552
Don't play on Hard.

At least not during the tutorial, it's one shot kill bullshit.

If you die during the tutorial on Normal then you really shouldn't be playing 3d games.
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>>378867372
This is one of the best asses ever made and you faggots shit it up with muh best game memes.
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>>378867512
played the demo on ps4, see it's cracked meh not worth the space
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>>378877772
Explain this stale old summer meme
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>>378870009
The only reason I even knew about this game to begin with was ass threads on /v/ a month ago.
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>>378866914
>its a mediocre game that /v/ won't shut up about because of waifushit
This is legitimately the most disappointing Platinum title I've ever played.
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>>378877809
>>378877772
>falling for obvious bait
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>>378877853
The bullshit for the tutorial on hard isn't that it's high damage, it's that you get booted to the menu and have to start from the top. It's just tedious at that point. There should have been a check point as soon as you crash or right after the first arm.
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>>378868192
One of the most hype moments in a game I've experienced in a long time desu
The switching between A2 and 9S made it feel urgent as fuck and flying up a tower in a mecha slaying a giant robot is pretty good
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>>378877564
>>378877360

I'm not saying it's deep, I'm claiming it's trying to be deep. It travels well-worn paths of existential philosophies that people have been ranting on about for decades.

The fact that this game doesn't even do THAT well and is boring, mechanically shallow game makes it shitty 3deep5u tripe
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>>378878039
>hurrdurr I was only pretending to hab brain progglemss :DDDD
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>>378878050
Yeah well there are no save points and if you die you get an alt ending.

So you gotta get through it all without dying to get to a save point, which is difficult on Hard because you get one shot by just about everything, especially anything the boss hits you with.

Hard is really no different than playing it on Very Hard, and there's no reason to do so, it's just one shot bullshit.

Play on Normal.
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>>378876754

Except it's really not deep though, it's more of an appeal to emotion type game than an appeal to logic one. There's nothing to really teach here unless your naive as all fuck about the world and human nature in general and never once read an entry level philosophy book. Even then I'm not particularly sure it's working the philosophy game all that well. A lot of the material just kind of feels like here's bad shit happening to "bad" androids/machines. Now here's bad shit happening to "good" androids/machines. Here's an example of a deadly sin, look at how our creations are imitating us at our worst. Now here's more bad shit happening and whoops they're all dead.

I mean I feel like it deliberately never gets too complex that it might lose out on the teenage/young adult audience and there's far too much shock value type material in there for me to consider it particularly thoughtful so much as trying to work that angle a lot of J-Drama tries to make where it wants the viewer to cry over shit which I'm told by weebs is the holy grail of writing. If you can make them cry which usually just means killing a waifu in some twisted and demented way then you're a genius writer and your work is a 10/10 masterpiece. Every time really.
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>>378878142

Fair enough if that's what 3deep5u is supposed to mean. I've never been great on my memes so I didn't realize that was supposed to mean something ironic or whatever.
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>>378877997
>This is legitimately the most disappointing Platinum title I've ever played.
If you came in expecting a pure platinum game then you are part of the problem.
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>>378869352
>the most interesting character in the game is the one fans care the least about because he's not muh waifubait
Yeah fuck off
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>>378877997

It's definitely the easiest one.
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>>378877997
>This is legitimately the most disappointing Platinum title I've ever played
So you didn't play Korra.
So you didn't play Anarchy Reigns.
So you didn't play 8-bit Bayo.
So you didn't play StarFox.
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>>378878142
What do you expect from philosophy? That's all it is, pointless 3deep5u garbage.

There's a reason they say philosophy is dead.
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>>378878554
>There's a reason they say philosophy is dead
Who is they? I didn't realize people said this.
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>>378878554
I don't even think of NieR as some 2deep shit, but you obviously know absolutely nothing about philosophy if that's what you think it is
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>>378869352

People think these sorts of characters and narrative are fucking amazing. Just beat the simplistic point of what he's doing so far into the fucking heads of the low attention span weebs they'll have no choice but to figure they get it and that it's a stroke of genius. There's a reason I started skipping through large swaths of dialogue as I was getting through to the final parts of Route B and it's not just because I'd already seen 95% of it already.
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>>378870541
>>378870313
>>378870743
> there will never be a DLC

There already is a DLC. Pretty fucking good one also.
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>>378867512
What >>378868248 said, also interesing gameplay design choices sometimes. I'd say 7,5-8/10 game by today's standards.
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>>378867372
The ass attracted attention to it in the first place. Praising it didn't shit up anything, you Muslims.
>>378873864
4chan has a warped idea of normalfags..
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>>378878527
I played AR and StarFox, but I wasn't expecting something great from either.

Meanwhile everyone can't stop talking about Nier and its shallow as fuck.
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>>378875187

Literally the main villains reasoning in the vast majority of anime and JRPGs just portrayed a little more edgily and through a character that is essentially in your party through the majority of the game.
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>>378878798
>DLC outfit makes her ass disappear
why
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ai tu
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>>378878798
wow a kaine outfit
amazing dlc 10/10
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>>378876353

Nobody actually believes you. /v/ just sucks at role play these days. It used to do it marginally better
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>>378878950
It's supposed to be A2's
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>>378878646
Stephen Hawking said it.

It made philosophers pretty mad too, which was funny. Sucks being told you're useless.
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>>378867372
It wasn't that great.
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>>378878527
>Anarchy Reigns
>disappointing
Aside from a few characters having broken KWs and the community completely dying out, you are full of SHIT.
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is it worth pirating or should I just buy it? I heard it was pretty short, but some toobie is right down my alley
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NieR: Automata is fucking IMPOSSIBLE to discuss on /v/ without you autistic faggots shitting up a storm about how much you "luv toobie's braps!" and then the other side of autists talking about how much they hate the game without even playing it because they think it's just about asses and panty shots

I'll say N:A is now one of the games where you can't have ANY actual discussion about it.
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>>378870752
What do you mean by a robot having fake tits?
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>>378879249
If you're buying/pirating for ass memes go fap.
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>>378878261
>human nature
there is no such thing
human behavior is entirely based on upbringing
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>>378879261
Go to /m/. It's robots so it's on-topics.
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>>378878554
t. has never read or fully understood any philosophy
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>>378871813
Yeah the ending was awful, felt like a cheap chop up. Story seemed like it was just tacked on last minute. If I wasn't busy with Witcher I'd play the first right now!
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>>378878703
Philosophy is an old way mankind has tried to use to answer questions.

One which never worked very well and has always been filled with contradictions.

Science killed philosophy. As it actually developed a reliable method of answering questions.
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>>378870752
A2 is a much better chatacter than that bitch also she developed way more emotionally and better
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>>378879156
>Steven Hawking said it so it must be true!
Steven Hawking is a fucking hack, retards think everything he says is correct just because "muh intelligent disabled science man" and nobody ever challenges his outrageous thoughts so he just thinks he's always correct and can never be wrong because no one ever dares to tell him he's wrong.

It's funny how such an intelligent man can really be so fucking stupid.
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9S ruined the game just like he ruined 2B's potential as a waifu. A route was the only worthwhile thing about the game.
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>>378879449
>Philosophy is an old way mankind has tried to use to answer questions.
From this one sentence you have proven you don't understand anything about it and are most likely a pretentious STEMbaby
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>>378877705
Fuck you got me
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>>378877579
Le eggs maymay XD reference!!!

#our4tuneCulture
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>>378870991
Well it's more than that. 9S starts out naive, chipper, and optimistic but ends up a jaded nihilist. A2 starts out a jaded nihilist and ends up with a semblance of hope. It shows that even the best of people can fall to absolute despair given the right circumstances, but at the same time, the cliche emos can still redeem themselves in life with the right actions and motivations.

But most important of all it demonstrates that the universe at large doesn't give a fuck about any individual. Centuries of progress can end up meaningless and deteriorate with time. Life, grander schemes of the powerful, and catastrophes go on as always with or without you. So do your best to take care of yourself and the people you care about.
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>>378879352
Nonsense. It's in DNA. Let me guess, modernist psychology interest? Behavioral Approach? Crime statistics and behaviors of even forcefully educated humans proves otherwise.
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>>378879449
>Philosophy is an old way mankind has tried to use to answer questions.
Alright, so you really don't know anything about philosophy, nice
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>>378871192
You are such a retard if you think you can remove A2

Also infact she did the right thing to destroy n2
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>>378870476
it's one of the most bizarre things I've seen in all my years browsing /v/
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>>378879649
That's all philosophy ever was or was ever meant to be, and it never did it well either.

Take Renee DesCartes "I think therefor I am." statement.

I bet you can't even find the inherent contradiction in that statement. It defeats itself at what it is trying to do.
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>>378879695

You're just mad because nobody offered you any eggs.
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>>378878142
So provide an example of a game that does have well
-thought out narrative that you feel isn't 2derp4me.
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>>378870476
The absolute instant 2B's existence was publicly shown.

Any other answer is either simultaneously correct along with this, or wrong.
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>>378879848
popular so it sucks in full effect, not that surprising.
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>>378870476
It became popular

see Persona 5, Bloodborne, BoTW, etc. Fuck even older games that are popular here are starting to get hate like Fallout New Vegas and Planescape. Even games that aren't popular like Prey got shitposted to death even though the games actually pretty good. I would usually pan this off as /v/ being /v/, but it's starting to reach a breaking point
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>>378871192
A2 really hadn't a huge impact to the final outcome but her character is much better than this unlikeable little shit.

As soon we the players took over her character we started to see the potential development
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>>378879709
Amen
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>>378879261

I have played the game. I don't hate it, I just think the obvious weebs are talking out of their ass when they talk about how fucking deep it is and how it's the best game ever made when it basically just replays the greatest hits of all the sorts of shit they've liked for most of the 21st century. Fanservice gothic lolita ass bots, shotas and fujobait antagonists that are designed that way for pandering reasons, heavily vocal backed soundtracks that thread the needle between whimsy and horror tones because that's what's trendy and marketable to weebs. This character is about to get mind broken and fucked in the ass on whatever their hopes and dreams are supposed to be, like it's no secret all of this shit is the key to the average weebs heart storytelling sensibilities.

Square Enix fucking knew it. I mean they're likely a little surprised at just how effectively worked on a global scale since there's always that slim chance things don't quite play out right outside of Japan, but likely not that much since there's weebs everywhere in the world really and they all basically have the exact same tastes and leanings.

If people want to make a cause for 2017 that does the most shit that I as a hardcore weeb that does nothing but consume trashy anime and games am known to love then I think that's actually quite provable though.
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>>378879859
>That's all philosophy ever was or was ever meant to be, and it never did it well either.

Okay faggot, answer these questions

Is it better to live according to nature or according to your own desires?
Is man inherently evil or good?
Is morality a sign of the interests of your state or of yourself?

I guess science answers them though so you don't have to xD

>Take Renee DesCartes "I think therefor I am." statement.
>I bet you can't even find the inherent contradiction in that statement. It defeats itself at what it is trying to do.
Of course it's a contradiction you brainlet. Life itself has innumerbale contradictions. SCIENCe has contradictions. That doesn't mean no knowledge can be gained form them nor does it invalidate the statement.
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>>378880067
I really don't see any of the other popular games released this year having such a strong shitposting crusade against them.

And from my experience persona 5 and botw are much more well known and popular than Nier.
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>>378880150
Nice! Epic irony there brother. I give that a Fe/10!
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>>378880262
>he hasn't been to any of the P5 or BoTW threads
ok
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>>378880291
>butthurt "ironic" reply
Typical R&M hater.
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>>378879345
ok
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Does A2 get her long hair back in C route?
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>>378880262
Believe me, BoTW is even worse than this. At least Nier doesn't have console war faggotry attached to it.
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>>378880494
no, you get it as a cosmetic item after you finish the game
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>>378880067

More like people just talked out of their ass (pardon the pun) about it far too long as usual and now the pendulum is swinging a little more back towards reality with that usual tilt towards the opposite extreme. Standard rubber banding of opinion effect for internet shit.

>>378870757

That too. I think I've encountered maybe one person since it came out that isn't noticeably a hardcore weeb to mention it outside of the internet and I'l give you 3 guesses at what drew his attention and why. He's also not getting it regardless, was just curious since I'd been playing it.

To be fair to Platinum though they haven't really done a game that's designed with sprawling open maps since their days as Clover working on Okami and there stuff is usually stage based.
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>>378879995
Pretty much, contrarians think pretending to be a eunuch makes them intelligent.
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feels good to enjoy a thing without worrying about what /v/ thinks of it
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>>378879528
>Steven Hawking is a fucking hack
Since I know how buttblasted you must have been getting about nobody replying to this, here, have what (You) came for.
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>>378880572

People had to know this was going to happen right? Like it's impossible to run a narrative like "best game ever" made for as long as /v/ and weebs tried to and actually have it stick. That idea never spread much beyond the weeb crowd anyway really. I mean it gets it's praises from some mainstream critics in an 8/10 game sense which I still feel is overly generous but at least a little more in sync with how i feel the average person that isn't just a weeb feels about the game. Frankly it's all just a bunch of posers either way by the looks of it. Weebs sucking it and Taro Yoko's cock so they maintain their credibility with their weeb friends on social media and the contrarian crowd on /v/ working it's usual angle so they maintain their hipster cred based on claiming to be opposed to whatever they think the majority opinion is. Since most of them likely never leave /v/ which is full of weebs and they spammed the shit out of the board since January about the ass meme and all the "genius" memes that likely triggered them into action in recent weeks.
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Friendly reminder that Androids aren't people. They are machines. They don't age or die. They are mere shadows of real humans, and you shouldn't feel bad about them dying. They should be happy to die in the service of us, their creators.
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>>378880427
>Le epic burp show
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>>378880943
Don't you dare talk about Nano like that
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>>378870991

>MUH WAIFUU MU 2B(E) !!!!

>Hey slut white haired android go there
>ok
>Hey slut we have another task for you
>ok
>Hey go there they need your help
>ok
>"dies"

WOAHAHH SUCH A INTERESTING CHARACTER!!!!
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>>378880772

It's pretty easy when you realize the internet gaming community in general is largely full of fake extreme opinions and posers looking to up their standing on social media which at the end of the day is what really matters to them.
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>>378880984
>Le epic "canned meme response because I haven't watched the show"
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>>378881197
>Le epic meme arrow reply
>>
Where are my comfy NieR threads?
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>>378881260
>
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>>378880943
I dont care if shes not human, I want to blow my load deep inside of 2B until I get an android pregnant

What better way to serve mankind than to ensure its continued existence
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>>378867512
it has Undertale tier ending it's shit anon
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>>378867512
this post gave me a cancer
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>>378880874
>worship muh steven hawking!
>he can never be wrong!
you're part of the problem
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>>378881402
>it has Undertale tier ending
what the fuck does that even mean?
>>
didn't know 9sfags were the new kattfags
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>>378881278

They never existed really, it was all just making memes about it. There's kind of just nothing left to talk about with the game really though even though /v/ tends to drone on about your average game about a month or two after it's clearly hit the down trend of it's popularity. Most of the fanboys even are starting to move on now clearly to the next flavors of the season. Square Enix's focus is shifting to promoting stuff like Stormblood, Dragon Quest XI and their upcoming mobile games and Summer is here so more people are starting to go outside too which I assume even your average /v/ poster does once in a while as well.
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>>378881609
Yeah except I never said any of that. You seem a little bit unhinged tbqh.
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>>378881620

Who the fuck knows really? I was wondering the same thing, but even then not that much since I don't expect an answer. Shit anons says that makes sense in their own head I imagine is the gist of it.
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>>378881278
there was a comfy A2 thread yesterday
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>>378871351
>using some gay weebish garbage gif
Lad you're king cringe
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>>378881851
It's obvious you thought so with that reply, but continue to play dumb.
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>>378882002
and you are an actual newfag who got ignored like a kid

I bet you never even ''fit in''
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>>378882046
I is known that he's a brilliant scientist. The only reason you'd say otherwise is for attention. Your post contained no substance.
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>>378882292
He is a brilliant scientist. But when he comments on anything else he just comes off like he has no idea what he's talking about, because he doesn't. His political and philosophical commentary are hilariously stupid but retards still use him as an example to say "Hawking said it so it's true!", so he'll never be told he's wrong.
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I'm a 9Sfag and I'm sorry for all what I've done. A2 is the best and I appreciate her character..
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>>378882476
Okay fine, if that's what you were trying to say then fair enough, but your post looked like you were just calling him a retard.
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>You go that way. I'll go home.
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>>378866914
> tfw you realize that all the machines were actually the 8 million clones of Emil
> Become like God
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>>378882735

they were only modeled after the emil clones, they aren't actually descendents of him
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>>378882735
Except for Pascal
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>>378881708
This actually makes perfect sense, good job anon
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>>378882139
What did he mean by this? You weebs should neck yourselves
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>>378882724
you know the rules
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>>378882947
I'm not up to date on neo/v/ rules.
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>>378883224
>being this new
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>>378883327
I know, neo/v/ is even shittier than old school /v/
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>>378882809
> in Nier Emil is left with just a head
> pre-Automata Emil makes millions of clones
> in Automata millions of machine have the same head shape but different bodies
> in one scene you realize their heads are helmets that contain Emil clones
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>>378867372
>shit it up
>muh ass memes.
You fucker
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>/v/ is tryna make nier look bad for supposed fanbase

You cunts have no shame do ya.
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>>378883441
The aliens made the machines in emil's image because they saw him and his clones as terrifying war gods. That's all it means.
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>>378883441
>>in one scene you realize their heads are helmets that contain Emil clones
Machines don't fire the same bullets that Emil does.
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>>378883441
How did he end up in there anyway?
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>>378866914
>this is important
>remember this
>>
did they fix the crashes yet?
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>>378883956
He was guarding the lunar tears, but Emil is kind of a retard now so he forgot about them
>>
A2
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>>378884215
I want that 300lb ass on my face
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Oh how I understand this kattfag, he's just an esl right?

I'm sorry for being so shit it just that I'm on a phone and I can't type correctly.
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>>378879449
How about ethics and political views?

Look at Kant, Marx, Engels, most eastern philosophers, Rousseau, Hobbes or Locke and many more that i'm forgetting at the moment.
Did you just look at a book about Aristotle once and dismissed all philosophy cause you saw a dude that lived literrally more than 2000 years ago talk about dumb shit that makes little sense?

Every boss in this game has the name of a philosopher, look them up and try to learn you dumb cunt.
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>>378874930
if only it was 9s in that helicopter
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>>378879859
Descartes was a pretty shit philosopher desu

His "Cogito Ergo sum" was debunked by multiple philosophers of his own time too.
And he always responded in a way that was just avoiding the inherent problem.
It's like saying "i walk therefore i'm a walk in the park" it's fucking dumb when you think about it.

Also if you want a laugh read up on his concept of phisics.
The dude just didn't like the idea of Force and made up some shit that made literally no sense.
It's kind of fascinating, especially considering how close he lived to newton who just got everything right.
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I just want to be a cute robot. If the game delivers that, it's good.
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