Best Mass Effect guy coming through, total bro initiated.

>>378863224
Would hug it out with

>>378863224
Also had best animu.

>>378863224
What was his name again?

>>378863224
What's his name again?

>>378863582
Blast Hardcheese.

>>378863224
>tfw can't bring myself to finish it
I'm after the Tali mission and going to do the citadel thing, done every dlcs.

>>378863623
SQUAT HARDCHUNK

>>378863582
>>378863623
Hunk McFuckhuge

>>378863582
Skip Legday.

>>378863623
Chad McDad

>>378863224
Is that model from the Citadel DLC where he gets raped by femshep?
How did Bioware get away with this?

>>378863582
Beefy McStronghuge

yall are fags. yeah ill bet youd love playing pranks on your bro with him

>>378863987
>can't romance him at all as either gender Shep
>can daterape him as FemShep

Still pisses me off on both counts.

>>378863623
ROCK HARDTOUGH

>>378863582
Destroy Chestnut

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>>378863224
>everybody stereotypes him as an annoying, basic Chad
>he turns out to be the best written character out of all the new additions

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>>378863582

>>378864856
>Hey, i'm kinda unsure about the N7 thing because I fucked up with my squad.
If this is the best written character, then i'm glad the franchise is dead.

>>378865134
>Hey I'm kind of intimidated by your legendary status and unsure if I can ever hope of living up to be worthy of the N7, which is further complicated by the fact I fucked up as a leader, but it never mattered because of your legendary status in the first place, which I'm kind of holding against you despite knowing I shouldn't

>>378865537
So, he was fucking dumb.

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>you will never apply tattoos to his hunky body

>>378865697
>You will never get tattooed by a batarian
>You will never drink with a turian
>You will never play vidya with a salarian
>You will never hug a krogan

>>378865958
Isn't that the Krogan way of issuing a 1v1 deathmatch challenge?

>>378866070
Yes, as is prolonged eye contact, breaking eye contact, shrugging shoulders, saying hello, sneezing, shaking hands, saying goodbye, giving a gift, confessing your love, confessing your hatred, and being indifferent

>>378866379
What about firmly clasping the shoudlers and delivering a headbutt?

>>378866816
Yes but only if the shoulder is clasped. A headbutt without an accompanying should clasp is a guaranteed 1 vs 1 deathmatch.

>>378866379
>THEY'RE NATURAL ENEMIES LIKE SALARIANS AND KROGANS
>OR TURIANS AND KROGANS
>OR KROGANS AND OTHER KROGANS
>DAMNED KROGANS, THEY RUINED TUCHANKA

>>378867016
The intricacies of Krogan communication is astounding. What about making one a pizza with pineapple topping?

>>378867343
You've initiated a clan war and authorized use of nuclear deployment

>>378867519
>krogans hate pineapple pizza as much as most humans do

See, they're not a bad bunch.

>>378863224
I'd let him fuck me.

>>378863224
Best Human guy, sure.

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Those pecs, mmmmmmm.

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>>378863224
He made my femshep feel uncomfy, I don't like the guy.

>>378869142
Your femshep sexually harrassed him.

>>378869142
>made her feel uncomfortable
>she rapes him

FemShep is a monster and needs to be fed to a thresher maw.

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>Best Mass Effect Guy
>Not posting Best Bro in Gaming History

What is the name of his IRL model?

>>378863224
How long should I wait for new cracked versions?

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Ah, Shepard. I was just waxing go'damn nostalgic...

>>378870542
creepy

>>378863582
Rip McHardPecs

>>378870052
this

>>378870052
Somebody post the Garrus shooting autists comics

>>378867830
>>378867519
>>378867343
>>378867016
>>378866816
>>378866379
>>378866070
cringe af

>>378863582
Big McLargehuge

>>378872527
>af
Off to facebook, shitter

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>>378863224
>lets put in a typical military dude bro in a space opera game to make the new players feel more welcomed.

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>>378870052
>replaying me3 as femshep
>decide to check on my best bro garrus soon before we face certain damnation against the reapers
>he's hugging MY WAIFU Tali
>close the game, shut down computer
>take deep breaths
>open save editor and kill garrus

How could he betray me like this?

>>378865697
im surprised the batarian did not stick a kniv into his neck.

>>378873215
He tried to save her from your autistic snare

>>378873120
funny how me3 has the worst military vibe out of the trilogy

>>378863582
Pork BiffBlock

>>378870052

His voice is so soothing nohomo

>>378873074
Bitch please normies run the show now, back to whatever bioware hugbox you came from.

>>378863582
Butch Deadlift.

>>378873541
>normies

It's cute how gamers think they're some kind of special different mutant breed and that makes them "better" than the rest of humanity.

>>378863224
literally who?

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>>378870052
>player has the option to ask literally everyone about their feelings, about MIA relatives, about Earth
>nobody asks Shep how he's feeling
>can comfort Liara about her fucking mother.
>she doesn't even ask Shep about his mother if you romance her
>everybody is basically a self centered asshole
I just want to kill everyone on this fucking Ship.

>visit garrus
>how you doing shepard?
>are you getting enough sleep shep?
>you don't look so good shep, take a break bro
>how's you family by the way shep
Garrus isn't just your best bro he's the only bro.

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>>378873680

Nah some of it is frustration at mass-market influence. Happens over and over again from games,movies, other media. More you dumb them down the more people you attract. So no surprise people look down on normies.

>>378870052
>tfw you will never have a turian crackshot butt bro

>>378873215
you retard
you had to romance Garrus as a femshep
>not being happy for your best bro getting laid for your stead anyway
retard AND a fag

>>378863582
Bob Johnson

>>378863582
Slab Squatthrust

>>378863582
Ripyeast McBenchpress