ITT: Childhood sleepover vidya stories

>>378851993
>be 10
>go to the supermarket with friends after school
>buy soda
>feel like badasses that night because we hid it from the parents and drank it all

>>378851993
Post more of that cute girl or petite girls

>fighting force
>fighting force
>fighting force

>>378851993
never had any

>>378851993
>girl next door's 8th birthday (I'm 7)
>I'm the only boy there besides her brothers
>girls ask to see my penis at night
>show it
>one girl touches it
What a weird time that was.

>>378852206
Mary Elizabeth Winstead

I'm the only guy who ended up at one point watching porn with all my friends and all of us jerking off under our blankets so no one could see eachothers dicks?

>>378852443
>not sucking your friends dick

shit friend.

>>378852443
fuck no

>play Warhammer 40k firewarrior all night
>Cousin's friend warns me not to beat it because he hasn't yet
>Everyone goes to sleep while I'm still playing
>Beat the game as dawn approaches
>Game gets returned when he sees my save file when he gets home
He hated me until high school

>be 12
>brother and i have sleepover, invite all our friends
>also invite 3 black boys who just moved in
>they're loud and annoying, one says hes gonna fuck my ass later, no joke
>at some point in the night they vanish, along with our ps3 and all of the games, they never spoke to us again.

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me and two other friends masturbated together once, we didn't touch each other though, just looked at each other dicks while fapping

>>378852443
Of course not.

Also we used to get together for drinks and have porn playing loudly in the room. No one payed any attention to it.
Good times.

>>378852601
>vanish with ps3 games
They were never there in the first place, Shyamalan.

I used to have sleepovers every year on my birthday, me and my friends would stay up all night playing Gamecube, PS2 and Xbox.
Sometimes my parents would join us.
My parents were trying to get me to diversify my interests and made me join football, and every year would by that years madden game to help facilitate this endeavor.
One of my friends had been playing football for years, and continued to do so long after I finally convinced my parents this wasn't a thing I was interested in.
Every year my mom and my friend would play a few games of madden on my birthday. And every year my mom would kick his ass overwhelmingly. She never played any other time, normally it was something me and my dad did. And it infuriated my friend to no end.

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>>378852845

>>378852845
Best dead meme.

tfw you'll never catch that MEW

>>378852348
Lies. Your brain isn't developed enough at age 7 to retain memories. You're like a goldfish at that age.

>>378853468
There's something wrong with your brain anon, most people get memories from age 3

>>378853468
Fucking retard.Maybe it was your brain that wasn't developed.

>>378853468
Are you fucking retarded?

>>378853468
dude, somethings wrong with your noggin

>>378853468
Sometimes I forget that I share the bandwith with literal retards on this website

>>378851993

>went over to my friends
>played super smash bros all night
>pretty loud, and his dad gets pissed
>"if you don't shut the fuck and go to bed I'm going to whip both your asses"
>friend is scared, I'm not since I think he's joking
>convince him to go back to playing
>stomping coming down the hallway
>"THATS IT YOU LITTLE SHITS, JASON GET MY WHIPPIN BELT."
>what.tiff
>"yes daddy...." hes crying at this point
>I'm confused, since I've never been exposed to discipline in my life
>friend goes and gets this big ass leather belt out of a desk and brings it to his dad
>"CMERE BOY YOU FIRST"
>"yes daddy..." hes bawling now, were both like 12
>watch as friends dad yanks him over his lap, draws his shorts down, and starts beating his bare ass with the belt
>hes screaming, his ass is red
>I'm catatonic since this is too surreal
>"I TOL YOU TO SHUT THE FUCK UP AND WHAT YOU DO? YOU GET EVEN LOUDER. YOU WILL LISTEN TO ME, I AM THE MASTER OF THIS HOUSE."
>friend is whimpering
>his dad shoves him off his lap and looks at me
>fucking book it out the front door and run down the street
>flat out sprint all the way home, even though it was a few miles away
>never went over there again

>>378852348
this happened to me too, only it was one girl, and her mom opened the door and saw us and yelled at her

>>378851993
>be 15
>have a bro over
>smoke weed
>eat food
>play C&C on lan

>>378854127
>posting fake stories on a tibetan snake charming board

I hope it's fake at least

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>>378851993
>first sleepover at like 13 or 14
>me friend and some other guy i don't know
>we just play crappy racing games since that's pretty much all he has for Xbox
>later that night we go to blockbuster and get Voodoo Vince, some movie we end up watching with his sister, and pizza hut
>make crank calls that night and go to bed
>next morning his mom made pancakes for us
>we're eating and he decides to play Voodoo Vince
>mom tells him to come to the table and eat
>refuses
>tells him she'll return the game right now if he doesn't
>me and the other friend finish while he's taking his sweet time to eat while pouting
>I go play some since I haven't had a turn yet
>he immediately stops eating and runs over
>NO ITS MY TURN STOP GET OFF IT
>his mom chews him out in front of us and sends him to his room
>play until my mom picks me up
>never go back

You were a little bitch, Ben

>>378854367
I lived in a sheltered, upper class suburban life and even I knew of people getting the belt often. What sort of cotton candy hugbox were you born in?

there's probably a story about me waiting because my dick wouldn't calm the fuck down, jerked off like 8 times a day, had to do it bathrooms or id go crazy

>>378854487
It's one thing to get the belt and entirely another to give the belt to someone else's kid.

>>378854191
>>378852348
Playing doctor is classic.

>>378854526
Tell us more. What's it like now?

>>378851993
>sleepover at friends place
>play Perfect Dark and Episode 1 racer
GREATEST STORY EVER TOLD

>be 12 yr old
>friend and I are fucking babies still
>can't stay up past 9pm
>we swear were gonna stay up all night and play vidya
>we buy 2 packs of Red Bull and 4 packs of that nasty shit monster drink
>along with cokes and more caffeine
>its working well until about 3am
>were getting tired even after drinking 2 Red Bulls each
>"lets just chug all of them at the same time duh"
>terrible idea
>we stop playing games and just kinda sit there screaming
>we ran outside with our pajamas and spun in circles
>then we laid down because we thought we were going to die

we went to sleep at 5am and slept until 8pm that day

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>>378851993
>early teens
>sleepover at a friend's
>play X-Men Mutant Apocalypse on the SNES
>sleep in the same bed as his elder brother
>he guides my hand to his dick and lets me feel him up
>now a cock-addicted twink
Mutant Apocalypse was fucking great, though.

>>378854806

Random spurts of 3 times a day, but usually 1-2 times then a break fora few days.

>>378854828

you fags ruin everything

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>>378851993
Her (ex)bf

>>378854589
And he didn't

>>378854487
getting the belt to the legs is one thing, getting bare ass fucking beaten while you're screamed at is not

>>378853284
She's single again, anon. Don't let your dreams stay dreams!

>>378854828
hopefully you get pozzed and die quick

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>>378855067
I got a metal vaccuum cleaner pole to the legs and pepper poured down my throat while I was held down from the age of 8
>women

>>378855274
Jesus christ, I'm sorry

>>378853468
>be 5
>old Chicago house when my family was wealthy
>just standing in the living room
>looking at my couch
>a tanbrown leathered with odd linen of red and green
>ugly as sin
>just looking at it
>say to myself "i'll remember this"

>i still fucking do

you're probably just retarded anon

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>>378852601
>12
>ps3
underage b&

>>378852845
made my day

>>378855527
anon...

>>378855527
while i agree with you, the PS3 is over 10 years old

>>378855274
we can sit around talk about all the physical abuse from our parents too, if you want

>thrown down a set of stairs
>beaten with kitchen utensils
>smacked to the floor, literally

>one time my dad tells me to watch over my 1 or 2 year old brother
>i'm 6 or 7
>he falls off the couch and starts crying
>my dad gets out of the shower to immediately start beating the shit out of me for not watching over my brother carefully enough

>friends 14th or there abouts
>somehow we get to playing some variant of marco polo since its pitch black with the lights out
>his older brother (bit of a fit/military nut) agrees to play with us
>lights go out, game commences
>few minutes in suddenly it sounds like someones pissing in the room
>lights go back on
>just a knocked over can
>look up
>friends older brother is hanging from the rafters like fucking Sam Fisher

>>378855527
>ps3
>november 2006
>underage
great deduction anon

>>378855527
>inb4 dude the ps3 came out 200 years ago
>inb4 dude what
>inb4 sad reaction image
>inb4 dude I feel so old ;_;

>>378855779
>4th reply
>inb4

>>378855274
I had all types of beatings.
One time the mother smashed a walking cane in my face and my nose bled for an hour, I nearly passed out from loss of blood. (she didn't use it, she had an antique one for whatever reason)

I was full on physically abused by my single mother, I went into several childrens homes and foster care as i hit teenage years as she got worse. So did my siblings.
Bitch was a cruel woman.

wtf how is the ps3 so old

>>378855698
I sometimes wonder why would any one do stuff like this to their child

Like i know i'm bad with kids, but if i were ever had a kid i love the ever living shit out of it.

>>378854404
Ben is a hoe

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>>378855904
>post yfw you found out the ps3 is old as fuck

>>378855391
>>378855698
thanks anon that wasn't even the start of it though. I was living with a control freak who was incapable of doing anything for her child, but too psycho to allow the child to do anything to take care of themselves, either
>food withheld constantly because we were poor (though apparently not poor enough for mum to stop buying large amounts of fancy picture frames) to the point where you could see all the bones on my neck
>any single raising my voice would be met with being thrown out into the mosquito-infested outdoors and not being let in until 1AM
>get bitten
>pushed through a glass door
>get cans thrown at me
>get dragged around by hair
>live in squalor with a mouldy shower and headlice and the floor covered in catalogues, newspapers, and rubbish
>room door was permanently open so she could be able to hear everything I was doing at all times

>sister is choking on a small thing she ate
>start slapping her on the back to try and get it out of her airway
>mum comes in and without stopping to listen begins to bash me on the body with a rolling pin

>mercifully thrown out onto the street at the age of 16
>immediately tried to get me back under her control
>"no"
>ferried around foster homes with 4chan being my only constant and upbringing

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>>378851993

>>378856035
forgot: /blogpost

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>>378856035
wow, and here i was feeling down about my life. Im really sorry man.

>>378852620
Why was kim so hot

>>378855915
of course now im all grown up my dad is all nice and pleasant to me

he knows he fucked up, my mom had to come and save me from him

>>378856035
youre better off now, i hope.

>>378851993
>sleep over at shy friend's house
>he asks me if I want to play Halo co-op with him, he's excited since he doesn't have other friends who would play it with him
>sure why not
>kill Captain Keyes and pretend it was an accident
>"I-it's okay, anon, let's reload..."
>keep doing it
>he gets more upset each time but is too afraid to call me out for doing it on purpose
>he starts crying after I do it ten times, goes to tell his mom
>she comes in and politely asks me to stop doing it
>apologize and promise not to do it again
>she leaves
>attack him in game until he stops playing and just looks at the screen in silence
I wasn't invited back

>>378855274
Is this the "mothers are assholes" designated thread? bitch used to beat me with a wet belt, you've never really tasted the belt unless it's wet. Bitch would tie me to a chair so i wouldnt squirm.

I'm dissapointed revenge killing isnt on the law, even revenge beating would do.

>>378856413
what is wrong with you

>>378856310
>>378856158
definitely, thanks anons
>>378856471
fucking women man
like men may start wars and shit, but women are the monsters in their own domain too, and they get away with it

>>378856413
Psh, nothing personal, kid, but you're an asshole.

>>378852620
That episode gave me a why boner at like 7

>>378854827
I have heard so many weird redbull stories as a 12 year old.

>>378856205
She was apparently a super slut in real life. She tried to get Red, Black, and Green/White to fuck her, but they were all like "Yo, we want none of the bugs you've been collecting."

>>378855008
Riley left her for a 21 year old. He also got ripped.

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>>378855274
I had tons of beatings too. My mom didn't work but had frequent migraines so she was usually in bed. Then my dad worked at the post office 12 hours a day. Every school we went to feared my dad because he just had this aura of hate about him
>anon scraped his leg what do we do?
>me: I'm just fine, see? no need to call my dad!
>the mothers not picking up call the father
>few hours later tires screech in the parking lot
>loud door slam
>door opens to reveal the devil himself a 6'4 56 year old man in a pork pie hat (he was balding) and a cigar hanging out his mouth with eyes that would make you look away
>why'd you fuckin call me here
>anon scraped his leg
>he bleedin from the ears?
>well no but
>then why the fuck you call me i work 12 hours a god damn day at the post office and you call me here DONT FUCKING CALL ME HERE UNLESS THE BOYS BLEEDIN FROM THE EARS OR DEAD GOT IT!? GIVE HIM HIS HOMEWORK AND SEND HIS ASS HOME
>but his knee-
>HE CAN WALK
>turns to me and gives the "you gonna get it" look
>go home
>forced to cut the biggest switch from the plant in the backyard
>he'd judge the size and width before beating me with it "you better go cut a bigger or I'm just gonna whip you harder boy"
>go to school with stripes down my legs
>teachers don't say anything or do anything

fun times...I told him what he did is considered child abuse and he stopped talking to me for 3 months. I'd call and he'd immediately hang up once he found out it was me.

>>378851993
>be 11
>playing halo 2 on xbox live with best friend
>call someone a fag for the first time

good times

>>378856916
go fuck his geriatric ass up tomorrow

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>friend got Melee and asks me if I want to try it out after school
>arrive at his place, call mom that I'm there and asks if she can pick me up latrr
>she says yes
>having a total blast
>unlocking chars, playing challenges and tourneys
>7pm
>door bell rings
>ohshit.avi
>mom comes to pick me up
>can I please stay overnight?
>no, you got school tomorrow
>please x 9001
>she says yes
>partyhard.gif
>pulled an all nighter playing melee
>tired as shit the next day in class but worth it


thanks mom

>playing hide and seek at friends house
>insist that the counting room should be in his parents room so I could check out his mom's bras and panties

Anyone else?

>>378856916
Cool dad

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>make friends with 2 kids in middle school who i share lunch and an after school club with
>go to their house friday
>drink too much soda and play perfect dark for the next 15 hours
>get carted back home and feel like shit until monday morning
>repeat every weekend until high school when i finally learned to make friends based on personalities and not proximity/convenience

>>378856707
its giving me a not so weird boner right the fuck now

>>378857098
No.
I wasn't playing hide and seek anymore by the time I got interested in such things. Also, friends' moms are off limits.

>>378856793

How do you know this

>>378855884
fucking bitches man

>>378852206
>he doesn't prefer Scott Pilgrim MEW
know how I know you're gay?

>>378856916
I'm sorry anon. Pretty cringy that you keep reaching out to him, though- why do you do that?

>>378852443
Twice, with two different groups of friends.

>>378857327
You must have had a hot mom loo

>>378856868
>he got ripped
really?

are there pictures out there?

>>378857396
I wouldn't walk around bragging about carrying knowledge of that cancer if i was you.

>>378857481
Just go to his IG (his name is Riley Stearns) and look at his arms.

>>378857240
were they retarded or something?

>>378856413
You're what's wrong with society.

>>378856916
I want to be the kind of man your dad was.

>>378851993
Am I the only one that was deathly afraid to sleep in anywhere that wasn't my own home? Never slept over at a friend's. School had these sleepover events but never went to them. What if you had to fart? What if someone tried to molest you in your sleep or kill you?

>>378857098
man one of our friends had this sexy ass mom, she had blonde hair and tan skin, this petite little figure.

>i found a photo of her in a bunny costume at a halloween party before she had a kid
>stole a pair of her underwear when i was a teenager

I went to Bella Hadid's house as a kid and we watched Spider-Man on VHS.

>>378857587
don't worry anon, he spends all of his free time on 4chan while the other kid probably did something with his life

>>378854404
>first sleepover at like 13 or 14
Overprotective parents?

>>378852845
Severely underrated post, like holy shit.

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>2006
>sleep over at friends house
>stealthily use his home phone to buy runescape membership

>>378857804
The meme is dead, Jim.

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>>378857585
oh, no, they were fine. one went a little jeezo crazy and got kind of excluded from the friend circle later, but that wasn't when we were hanging out constantly.

it's that we were just all socially retarded and unable to find or make friends except when circumstance forced us together. it's not like i hit highschool and said cya faggots. we just all kind of went our different ways and no one made a very concerted effort to stay in touch because again - we weren't the closest of friends despite spending so much time together. it's just we were too stunted to find anyone else to hang out with

>>378852348
>be at babysitters house around the same age
>she has a daughter
>we go into the bathroom and take off our clothes
>take turns standing on the bathtub sides and touching each others parts
>her mom walks in and starts yelling
>told my mom
>I forgot what my mom tells me
>still went there but never happened again as far as I remember

>>378852443
Nah I did that too but we watched the late night cinemax soft stuff.

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>Be 14
>Friends invite me to a house after school to play some vidya
>I don't have to be home for another 30 minutes, but even if I'm late home I'll make up some BS
>Have a lot of fun playing vidya with friends, we play some Smash Bros and my friend shows me his Sims house that has all the people we dislike in school on it
>Notice it's around 6pm, but it's no big deal since it's still bright out
>Head off home with a friend, thinking up lies
>Suddenly out of nowhere my eldest brother shows up and ushers me into my dad's car
>Parents are furious I didn't come home
>Think I did drugs with friends because I smelt funny
>When I came home my mother vomited in the toilet due to her disgust and my father told me I'm a bad son
>First and last time I ever went to someone's house to play vidya

Looking back, the way my parents acted towards me doing anything remotely normal explains why I'm here today.

>>378854404
lmao fukin rekt

>>378857576
huh, he's got some muscle definition but he's still a little twiggy. good on him though. every article ive seen about him breaking up with that girl picks the dweebiest pictures available to represent him

>>378857612
You should visit a shrink.

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>mom going on vacation with my aunt
>Friends parents accept me in the summer for a whole week
>Spend the entire week playing GoldenEye and jet force Gemini
>Friend overdoses on heroin 14 years later so I buy rare replay to relive the memories
>Jfg is shit

>>378858234
jesus wtf
It's pretty clear that a lot of us are the product of parents who never should have had children.

>>378855698
My grandpa would literally grab whatever was closest and hit me with it. I remember one time I got home and just whipped my jacket from the truck and acting like a bitch for whatever reason and he snapped a piece of wood off of something and hit me in the leg with it.
My grandma would use the big wooden spoons. She once chased my cousin down with the broom she was using at the time.

we would create a new Diablo 2 character with a silly name and play until we got sent to bed and it would always feel that we got better drops during our sleepovers.

over at another friend we would take turns playing counterstrike but I wasn't too hyped about that since I'm slower than a frog in an ice bath

later and at another friend altogether we go on thru the entire weekend with one goofy character we made in Def Jam fight for NY

since I was the console kid if we stayed at my place it would be Timesplitters, soulcalibur or War of the Monsters.
shit was so cash

>>378858493
our because our parents died too early

>>378855420
>walking across parking lot
>tell friend "This is a long time ago."
>Tells me"No it's not."
That was 15 years ago,and every day I am even more right.

>>378858662
Both of them? Are you Bosnian or something?

>be at friend's house
>playing ChaosMUD on his '98
>his asian dad comes over and checks up on us
>"son, what does chaos mean?"
>"dad, it's like death and destruction and stuff"
>"i don't want you to play these types of games"
>"you can only play the computer or your snes from now on"
>friend chooses snes
>i think he still doesn't use the computer for gaming anymore
>consolefag still

>friend turns 16
>everyone brings their 360
>halo 3 system link aka lan party with 16 people or so all night
>sun is rising, more and more people are hittin the pillow
>host friend comes into our room, were5 still having local 2v2s
>man you gotta sleep now, moms gonna come home soon (his parents went somewhere to leave the house for the party)
>yeah ok one more match
>goes to bed
>we're still playing, playef at keast 3 more matches
>he returns
>dudes you gotta stop! you said only one match!
>coolface.jpg
>ok dad

ah. simpler times. no one cared about muh cringe or irony or whatever

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>>378856205
>>378856707

Kim was incredibly lewd

>>378858841
Just me mom. No. what does this have to with dead parents?

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>>378858134
>be elementary school age
>hang out with little sister and next door neighbor
>im the oldest of us 3
>he molests my little sister while im there
>dont do anything or object because im a retard kid, but also it was like the lightest of petting
>kid moves next door, youngest of all of us
>youngest of all 3 of us
>comes to hang out
>neighbor keeps convincing the kid to let him touch and play around with his penis
>little kid eventually tells his parents that other kids are touching his weewee
>they give us a huge lecture, but everyone knows it's the neighbor
>very next time the kid comes to hang out neighbor takes him aside and wants to play with his dick again
>little kid never comes around to play again

>>378859042
>tfw you will never experience the halo 1, 2 and 3 days again

>be 12
>sleepover with two friends
>his mum brings home mcdonalds
>playin games
>starts getting late
>eventually get to newgrounds 18+
>start playing hentai games
>we're all in shorts
>everyone starts getting visible boners
>we all notice but no one says anything for awhile
>my gay ass looking at these poking dicks
>"u-uh...im gettin pretty horny"
>the boys laugh and agree
>one of the friends whos a bit older says "do you guys jack off yet?"
>"...i've done it a few times"
>he takes out his dick and starts wanking
>friend follows
>dearlordisthisreallife.jpg
>all three of us start jacking off to hentai games
>we cum

man i miss being 12

>>378858841
>Are you Bosnian or something?
What?

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>>378858439
i know that feel anon.
jfg sucks

>>378853468
Dear sir, i do believe there is something amiss with your cranium.

>>378859183
What the fuck happened to the molester kid? Did he become a pedophile?

>>378858659
sounds comfy as fuck anon

>go to a friends house
>drink an ungodly amount of soda
>start shaking
>he keeps trying to get me to play scary maze game but I'm not a fucking idiot
>he gets me with another screamer because I'm a fucking idiot
>freak the fuck out
I went to his house often, but that one was a day I remember, we also played smash most of the night.

>>378857585
>playing console FPS
What the fuck do you think?

>>378857438
>cringey to want a relationship with your fucking parents despite history
what are you like 20?

>>378858841
>car crashes, cancer, work accidents and natural disasters are exclusive to Bosnia
What?
>>378859190
>hey wanna play Halo 2
>wat.png
>eh fites aliens doesn't afraid of etc.
>sound cool
>wanna play co op to learn the game?
>sure
>fuck you, I'm 16:1ing you for the rest of the afternoon 1v1 in some arena map, make you rage quit and call you that kid

You're a cunt, Fabian.

>>378857649
That is a cute fucking name for a brown girl

>>378859613
I'm not into cucking and have self-respect. Sorry that's foreign to you.

>>378859617
>double cancer
>work accidents
>natural disaster
I dunno anon, poor medical and third-world describes Bosnia pretty well

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>>378857080
Are good memories only here to make us feel bad ?

>>378856035
This is my first visit to /v/.
I think I'm gonna go.
Bye.

>>378859127

The war?

>>378859060
I miss 90s fashion

>>378859923
That's why they run to Croatia, goddammit, like it's any better.

>>378857080
Comfiest post on this website.

>>378851993
This one time we got to the last level of Megaman X it was like 6 of us all huddled around one of those old tube screens.

We couldn't get past that fucking spider boss before Sigma though. Fuck that boss.

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>be 10
>sleepover at friends house, we play ocarina of time
>everyone is asleep in the house but we want something to drink
>nobody wants to go downstairs because its too creepy
>friend says he gets the drinks because hes not afraid since he got the triforce of courage earlier in the game

Vidya made us stupid at an early age..

>>378859839
She's the whitest brown girl ever.

Played Streets of Rage and Street Fighter all night, that's about it.

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>Staying over at friends place
>He hates his dad
>His dad's CC data is linked to the TV for buying pay per view movies and shit
>He decides to buy a night of TELEVISION X
>Me and 3 other guys take turns going downstairs to spill our seed in front of the big tv while the other 3 play Perfect Dark in his bedroom
>He even cracks out some of his dad's johnnies so we can enjoy a "luxury wank"
>Must have jerked it like 8-9 times each through the night, easy
>Ask him if he's worried about paying the piper
>Tells me with a grin that he'll pin it on his dad, his dad won't even dare try to pin it on him to his mother because she'll flip out if he accuses her belved son of such a thing
>mfw he got away with it

>>378859426
>become
He already was a pedophile to begin with.

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>>378860004

>>378860321
Your friend sounds like a brat.

>>378852620
Didn't she marry that guy (don't remember if it was Bulk or Skull) in canon?

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>>378859426
uh, kind of hard to say. after "the incident" his parents must have done something because all weird molesting behavior stopped after that, but his personality remained the same. little sister and i remained friends with him because at that age in the suburbs your circle of friends is the neighbors or nobody.

it also helped that we got an N64 so our hang outs became playing super smash bros, golden eye, and harvest moon, not go outside and amuse yourselves somehow.

eventually me and the neighbor were both in the same boyscout troop (middle school age) and he still had his overly sexual molester personality where he would be too upfront and demanding and shit.

eventually he dropped out because he couldn't make any other close friends within the troop because of his personality. he would try and hang out with me but i had made close friends with someone else there and we would both talk about everquest 1 autistically for hours on end so he just left. havent heard from him since

>>378860424
His dad was piece of shit to be fair.

>>378860003
He was implying that orphans are somehow a Bosnian thing. I live in Germany and we got free health care but this doesn't stop cancer. A full on chemoterapy couldn't save my mom and it couldn't be done in the USA, here or Bosnia. Cancer is an international dick.

>>378860554
That explains what a colossal autist you are.

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>>378852620

>>378852917
Did your friend become your dad

>>378860193
That's still pretty cute. Used to know this indian girl named Zara that was the definition of goody two shoes Sandra D white girl. Idk, some names just make you melt your pants.

>>378860661
Yup. Death of a parent when you're in the midst in puberty makes you pretty dumb

>>378851993
>13 years old
>playing Wind Waker
>my friend from a kind of bad neighborhood's mom drops him off
>my parents didnt like me hanging out with him since he lived in the ghetto but wed been friends since 2nd grade
>trying to save Link's sister from the fortess level, die cause im not paying attention
>friend says "hey, dude... wanna smoke some weed?"
>this is the first time anyones offered it to me
>"hell yeah dude"
>its like midnight by now
>walk over to the old barn in my neighbood where we used to stash the porn mags
>smoke the first bowl of my life
>after a while, walk back in to my house
>my dad perks up from watching star trek
>looks me dead in the eyes
>oh fuck oh fuck
>he immediately knows
>"dont eat all the snacks anon"
>hear him telling my mom that im stoned, hes laughing
>mom flips out and sends my friend home
>play WW all night totally out of ny head

My dad was a cool cat.
When his cancer got bad he started smoking with me in the garage and he WOULD eat all the snacks. That shit added two years to his life, it seemed.
I fucking miss him.

>>378860385
Fuck, I remember this episode too. Kim you were so agile!

>>378857396
>Not Fargo MEW

spotted the true homo

"practicing" isn't normal, is it

>>378861014
;_;

I'm sorry anon

>>378857649
Bella pls we know it's you

>>378861120
"practicing" what?

>>378861014
>knows smoking is bad
>even dies of it
>lets kid get into it only to leave his grandchildren fatherless too

What a stupid bloodline

>>378852917
NTR mother is patrician taste my friend.

>>378851993
I want to mary elizabeth winstead of fucking her

>>378859251
kek

>>378861014
So sad when the good ones go. Sorry for your loss anon, i really am

>>378852443
>americans

>>378857612
Me. Never went to parties either when my parents would not be invited. It stopped at 11 with boners and me not feeling confortable to sleep on their bed

>>378858831
kek

>>378852620
I want to destroy that whore

>>378861220
My dad didn't smoke until the last two years of his life, and he already had cancer for 10 years by then.
He beat it 4 times, but when it spread to his brain he just said fuck it all.

>>378861014
condolences to your dad, anon.

>>378859486
it really was.

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>>378857396
>>378851993
Skyhigh MEW is fucking underrated but any MEW is great even her dopplebanger from Scott Pilgrim.

>>378852721
sounds fun

>>378861486
Oh. Sorry for being so harsh then.
Still fuck cigarettes.

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>>378861486
>10 years of cancer

Holy shit that is some hardcore stuff, kudos to your dad.

>>378852620
Post the one where you can see her panties when she's sitting down.

Ok I got one
>about 15 years old
>having another sleepover at my best friend's house
>It's just him, his sister, his mom and her long time bf (not the father obviously) living there
>Mom and bf go out for a few hours drinking and in the meantime friend grabs like 4 magazines
>FOX, Hustler so many
>We enjoy looking through them and all that but don't jerk off in front of eachother or anything because we're not gay
>I ask him jokingly about what if the bf goes outside to get his mags and they aren't there
>"oh he won't say anything, I've had these ones for a while and I grabbed this one too just now"
Apparently the bf obviously was too embarrassed to call my friend out on it and couldn't bring it up to him mom. But, his mom found all my friends new and growing collection of dirty mags when she was cleaning one day while he was at school. Fucking threw them away and bought him a couple playboys because she thought the others were too dirty for his age. Cassandra was the shit

>>378856916
>12 hours a day
Boo fucking hoo. 12 hours a day is nothing. Your dad sounds like a fucking pussy

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>be 13
>2008
>playing smash bros brawl with a few friends over at a friend's house
>his parents aren't home
>order pizza from local pizza place
>forget about the order and continue playing
>can't hear the doorbell because we were in the basement and we had the volume up very high
>eventually get a call on my cell phone
>accidentally swear at the guy while answering the phone
>this poor guy has been waiting outside for 10 minutes
>it's january and nighttime, so it was really cold outside, snowing pretty hard
>go to the front door
>it's this middle age asian guy wearing a short sleeved shirt, no jacket or anything
>put on a fake voice so he doesn't know that i was the guy who rudely answered him on the phone
>pay him
>slam the door after him
>forgot to give him a tip
>whatever
>go back to playing brawl while eating pizza
This fucking guy waited for 10 minutes outside in the snow with only a short sleeved shirt and a pizza box to keep him warm, only to not receive a tip at all.
What a hero.

>>378852620
>>378861702
please

>>378852443
fuck off aj

>>378853468
I remember taking a shit in my diaper when I could barely walk. What's up with your memory?

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>>378857396
It's like a shitty ripoff of zoe quinn

>>378861486
My mom only lasted about 3 years. She had breast cancer but wanted to keep her hair and tried some newish laser therapy which only appeared to work. The cancer came back and then she tried chemo and got it for good. She came out of the hospital, hair started growing again. And then she fell uncious a few months after. A few cancer cells survived and got into her brain and ahe had 2 tumors.

Too late,no chemo or surgery possible. She just sits in the hospital for a few more months and waits for her death.

>>378852443
You're a faggot, desu

>>378861863
All the shit we did as kids and didn't notice how dumb/rude/naive we were and then we think back we realise.

We're the same age btw.

>>378859060
>That ass

Is it bad I'm actually considering watching Power Rangers for nostalgia faps?

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>>378861524
>proxy paige
patrician taste my man

Where are the gay sleepover stories?

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>>378861925
You're a bad ripoff of Zoe Quinn!

>>378852443
When I was like 8 me and two friends locked ourselves in a room at school and played pretending to be hot girls. It ended with us touching our dicks against eachother

I didn't realise at the time how gay it was (didn't even have a concept of sexuality) I just thought it was kinda weird

>>378862169
I knew exactly how rude I had been right after I slammed the door on that poor guy and thought about it for a little bit. But then the shame left me and I went back to playing Brawl and eating some good pizza with my friends.

>>378861863
Wow you are such a faggot.

>>378856413
kys. seriously, you won't be missed.

>>378862389
that looked kind of cute actually until I clicked on the picture to enlarge

>>378861863
jesus you're pathetic lmao

>>378862312
do you realise she has a metric fuckton of makeup?

>>378862460
>>378862584
T-thanks.

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>>378859317
I'm so glad someone else knows that pain

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>>378857396
>tfw gay
>tfw scott pilgrimm mew was/is my straight crush

WHY IS SHE SO CUTE???

>>378861120
it is. not with animals.

>>378858891
>"son, what does chaos mean?"
>"Tch...allow me to demonstrate...father..."
>friend teleports behind his dad
>outstretches his arm
>a no-dachi of pure demonic energy materializes in his hand
>"KOJIN-TEKINA MONO"
>friend plunges the blade into his dad's back
>dad evaporates into fine ash

lol

>>378862389
>>378862548
>>378862597
i still think she is beautiful, even on that pic without makeup, would totally wife her

>>378862658
>gay
>straight crush
Tumblr is reinventing itself every day.
You're bi, faggot

>>378862389
PROXY IS CUTE

CUTE

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>>378862796
Im not though, women/vaginas are gross and I like big hairy men and I want to be the little spoon and get butt fucked ?

>>378862658
ok I'm getting pissed off now, what is a mew?Is this like a double for porn?

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>>378862754
I would still fucking do it even without the makeup just because I know she would enjoy whatever I was depraved enough to do with her.

>>378862959
lurk moar

>>378862754
>Wife her
>she has been fucked by traps

Nigga no. i could get a fap out of her but definetly not waifu material

unless it was Marie McCray

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>>378862895
Get off of /v/ Jullian.

>parents' friends come over
>they bring their daughter
>I show her my computer
>"shut up you have Vice City?"
>two of us spend the whole night banging hookers and then murdering them

Children are easily entertained. This girl used to execute her barbies by hanging them from a tree in their garden. She also had some dolls that were children and often pretended she was fathering those children. One time I went over and she was having missionary with one of the used-up, hairless barbies, moaning like crazy. I think she helped my sexual de elopement a lot. Thanks Ennie

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>>378862959
MEW = Mary Elizabeth Winstead

Dont listen to the lurk moar faggots, youre welcome, anon! :)

>>378863106
>every gay person is an e-celeb

Anon, I...

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not quite childhood, but...
>18 y/o
>friend and i are mostly unemployed, living in my mom's basement
>we both buy dark souls on xbox 360
>get pissed as FUCK
>quit
>decide to try again because we didn't have much money and needed to make the best of the games we had
>figured out how to git gud
>friend and i learn how to summon eachother
>play for literally a week straight non-stop

dear GOD, I will never in my life have such an amazing video gaming experience.

The sense of discovery Dark Souls 1 gave was so incredible, if you weren't already familiar with the series.

>1996, Anon is 5 years old
>he and his twin brother wake up at 0600
>bugging their sleeping parents
>Anon's dad boots up anon and his brother's PC
>installs King's Quest V
>prints a walkthrough for his children, as any good father would
>Anon and his brother are occupied for hours
>Anon's dad goes back to bed

And that's how my dad introduced me to video games.

>>378861115
she's in fargo ?

Is she in the new season ?

>>378851993
>be 4 year old male
>have weird sexual games with friends like butting toys between our butt cheeks and showing each other our dicks
>have no memory of why I did this
>maybe it was this one friend who started it who could have been sexually molested
>move to new house, not realizing anything was wrong with any of this
>5 years old and try to play with dick of other friend
>get caught by his dad who tells me that if I ever do anything like that again he'll tell my parents
>to this day this makes me cringe so fucking hard
>then I got an Xbox
Now I have diagnosed autism probably from all this bullshit, and can't hold a steady job. Still have the Xbox though.

>>378863150
Did you waif her?

>>378863219
>newfags are welcome
>said a faggot
>on 4chan

All the nostalgia ITT got me thinking it was 2008 again. And then I read your post. What a rough way to wake up again. Fuck you for ruining my nostalgia trip.

>>378851993
MEW in final destination 3 is my distraughtfu

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This was probably the most surreal experience of my life but in retrospect it was hilarious
>playing smash with my friend down the street
>he uses the camera mode to gaze and peach's butt
>he thinks it would be funny to kiss each other's butts
>i'm like 7 so I dont see an error in his logic
>we literally take turns planting smooches on each others butts
>his mom walks in
>has the most difficult talk of her life
>she tells me "im not going to tell your mom, I want you to tell her"
>such a fucking cop out, of course im not going to do that
So, my friend was totally a faggot, no questions about it. I guess I am too.

>>378863519
You're welcome

fucking little bitch

>>378851993
>Bring super smash bros melee to a friends house
>Not enough room on his memory card
>End up playing all night because all of our progress would have been lost if we ever turned the console off
>End up having all characters unlocked by the end of the night

Also MEW is cute, CUTE.

>>378863637
wtf

>cute peach.jpg

Doesnt make it better...

>>378859839
>your osananajimi is a 10/10 supermodel.

Shiiiiit

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>>378863785

>>378863785
it was meant to be funny. Ive never told anyone this story, dont know how to feel about it

>11
>Friend has a pool and a hot cousin
>We all got to bed because mom said so at 10
>Wake up later
>Get on the computer
>Hear giggling
>Turn around, the hot hippie cousin is skinny-dipping with her other got friends
>They get out and walk inside still nude and giggling
>They see me watching them
>Only one makes an attempt to cover up
>The others just start giggling and walk away

Sadly it didn't lead into /SS/, but that was my first nude sight.

>>378863708
Wasn't mewtwo unlocked after 200 hours or so?

Also
>ctrl+f smash
>ctrl+f melee
I knew it. Very childhood defining

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>>378863912
>>378863869
Good god please have mercy

>>378863450
This is normal. Read Freud.

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>>378863637
>he thinks it would be funny to kiss each other's butts

>>378864018
>read debunked pop psyche

No thanks

>>378864120
haha can you imagine if they farted while you were kissing it haha

>>378864016
It's a combined total of 20 hours of versus mode, which means it's only five hours with 4 human players, and 10 with two.

>>378864147
It's mostly true, though. People are still baffled by his writings because they want to be pure and believe in love while they actually fantasize about horse cocks and incest

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>we literally take turns planting smooches on each others butts

>>378852108
in my hood the "wannabe badasses" were drinking beer at that age

>>378863791
meant for >>378857649

>be 11 or 12
>pool party
>get out to piss behind a shed
>friend sneaks a peek at my willis
>laughs at it and starts loudly describing it to everyone

Holy shit, Chris stop.

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>>378863869
>>378864017

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>>378863637

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>Spend ages making a fort in the living room
>Rent Kung Fu Chaos
>mfw Everybody was Kung Fu Fighting
>Go out at midnight to welcome the new year with giant water jugs banging in the street
>Stay up all night telling ghost stories

>>378852443
We used to watch porn together literally every week for years, but we never fapped.

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>>378864539

>be 10
>goes to sleep over
>all goes well
>but underwear missing in the morning and can't find it

I've never gone to another one since.

>>378853468
you are LITERALLY retarded

>13
>Friend's cute sister that I was crushing on sits next to me
>She says if I try to kiss her her dad will smack me
>Jokingly pushes my shoulder
>My autistic ass says "hah hah don't worry"
>Never made a move on her

JUST

>>378863519
What a piece of shit lmao

>>378857612
I get you anon, sleeping in a room with multiple other people makes me paranoid as shit

>>378864595
STOP

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>Rent the witzher 3 from red box because I heard it was like Dark Souls
> Call two of my friends over to spend the night over to play
>we intentionally just kept restarting the tutorial section for 6 hours

>>378854127
>>378854367
Why would you think this is fake? Your parents completely failed you if you never got spanked.

That dude is fucking crazy for trying to spank another kid though.

>be 10
>New Year's Eve party at neighbour's house
>Everyone is drunk
>No one realizes I'm there
>Steal alcohol from the tables
>Grown ups give me alcohol because they think it's funny
>Get so drunk I couldn't walk, constantly tripping
>Got home totally covered in mud

>>378855274
this isn't that bad

>>378856035
this is

>>378856916
Stop calling him idiot.

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>at black friend's house with some other friends
>black friend's older brother is down with us
>playin vidya
>I'm exhausted, tell everyone else i'm going to bed
>I get in my sleeping bag
>older brother somehow is naked now
>I'm still in my sleeping bag, not yet asleep
>hear my friends all freak out
>"W-why don't we just go to sleep like anon?"
>can't remember all the details, but I think the older brother was showing everyone his dick
>mfw
Never went to black friend's house ever again.

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>at friend's house
>all my other friends show up
>we all hook up our xbox360s together
>everyone playing halo 3
>got soda, chips, candy, the works
>play custom games like fatman, ice cream man, jenga, smear the queer, duck hunt, and monster truck rally
Good times.

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>You missed out on teen love

>have sleepovers with friend in my preteens, like 13-14
>gay shit happens eventually
>this goes on for a year
>now 8 years later he won't accept my friend request on facebook

don't be a pussy, david. you know it was fun.

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>tfw never had female friends to come sleepover and discover sexuality with

>>378853468
>late 80s
>live in big house before parents went bankrupt due to housing market crash
>nearly 3 years old
>living room had brown wallpaper, lighter brown carpet, orange curtains, and a dining table on a higher elevation than the living room
>had black/brown wood veneer 27 inch Sharp CRT TV and VCR player
>remember sticking my dick into the VCR player and pissing because why not
>parents had to spend £130 to buy a new one, which was a fuck ton of money back then
>you had to walk up two steps to go into the dining room if you were in the living room
>used to have a road-map carpet and matchbox cars
>used the stairs as a hill and would put the carpet on the stairs then roll the cars down it and have drag races
>had a white Lamborghini Countach and red Ferrari F40, which I would always race down that little hill
>also had a fireplace in my bedroom, which I would piss on because I wanted the wood to be shiny
>moved out when I was 4 into some shithole house in a council estate until my dad could get back on his feet financially
You're just malfunctioning

>>378865330
why did you mention he was black
did his brother have a bbc

>>378865589
>it's too late to have them now
>saying that you're a virgin past the age of 21 will just result in weird looks

>>378865589
Take a look at >>378857649

>>378851993
Why are americans so gay?

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>>378865489
>you missed out on teen gay love

>>378861862
kek, yer a faggot

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>>378865659
>tfw don't even need to say it

>>378865589
i used to play doctor with my cousin whenever we visited her family

one time when the adults left to go get booze from the store we stripped fully naked and started doing shit to each other. i actually stuck my dick in her pussy. we were only 10 for god's sake. kids are weird.

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>>378853468
Bruh, I remember me and my cousin throwing a cat out of a 5th story window when we were like 4 years old

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>>378865589
>at sleepover with mom and other family who are our friends
>beta as fuck
>ask female friend if she wants to sleep in my tent
>mom goes wtf at me

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>>378857396
>doesn't really prefer 10 Cloverfield Lane MEW
at least you have good taste to begin with

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>>378865489
>Girl breaks up with her boyfriend
>Immediately asks me to be her bf
>Find out just how weird she is, constantly wants me to sit with her and her weird friend at lunch
>There's some christmas sale going on at school so get her something nice
>She gets me nothing and doesn't know how to react
>She also has some kind of problem with staring at people for long periods of time, combine that with big eyes and she's just weird
>Finally just break up with her since never got her number or anything at all from her
>Regret it ever since, she was actually cute (though her mom was one of those school moms that's in deep with the PTA and shit)
>Years later on a field trip
>We start talking again
>Tells me her little sister raped her once
>That's why she's so distant all the time
>Awkward as fuck and have no idea how to respond

Haven't forgotten you Kaitlyn M. You were pretty cute but you never put out

>>378855008
LAMMAOOOOOOOEEEEEEE

>>378863519
I'm not a newfag you fucking autist, I'm just not a kissless virgin pining after an entire gender out of my league

>>378865532
>preteen
>13-14

Top dumb, lad. Gudonya

>>378865963
Throw yourself from 10th story window.

>>378865927
literally me but I fuck fat ugly girls all the time

>>378866058
Why?
Kids do stupid shit, at least I didn't piss into a VCR like that other guy

>>378866148
>VCRs can feel pain

>>378866116
fucking fat ugly girls is only marginally better than fucking men. you're still basically a virgin.

>Friend #1
>seemed like a cool guy
>get invited over
>why the fuck not??
>incredibly autistic
>"MOM ANONS HUNGRY"
>always rushes to turn off the console if he is going to lose so he remains "undefeated"

>Friend #2
>haha lets see what our weiners look like
>haha lets put them together just to see how it feels haha
>haha touch mine doesn't it feel weird let me touch yours haha it feels kind of good doesn't it
>still not gay

>>378866009
Haven't seen it

>>378866021
>her little sister raped her once
how does this happen

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>>378866212
Everyone feels pain you mong, obviously you learn that one day, that doesn't stop you from being a stupid shit as a kid

>>378853468
11/10

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>>378853468

>>378866339
Just like my hentai doujin mangas

>>378866351
Do you not know what a VCR is?

>>378866339
I truly do not know to this day. But that's what she told me.

>>378866229
Not her, this girl was Myers

>>378866561
Are there people that really read anime porn?

>>378865489
>tfw experienced it right in time before graduating

>tfw we took videos of our pure teenage lovemaking for me to forever wack it to

>>378866614
You're missing the point here anon, so let me spell it out for you, since you obviously lack the attention span -
Kids do stupid shit and there's nothing you can do about it

>>378866670
Your b8 wasn't subtle enough, friendo

>>378866614
It doesn't matter whether I know, they still feel pain like everyone else.

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>Friend has huge birthday sleep over
>11 kids in total
>Play the shit out of N64 and Playstation since he's pretty well off
>11PM
>6 of us and his parents are fast asleep but the rest are wide awake
>Propose the genius idea of going outside because the night is cool and shit
>Me, my friend, and two brothers head out while the one kid who stayed behind covers our sleeping bags to make it look like we're asleep
>Grab a flashlight and head out into the Florida woods like a couple of retards
>Talking in hushed voices about how cool we are
>All of a sudden one of the brothers flips the fuck out
>Tell him to stop being a spaz failing to notice the fucking 5 foot Black Racer on the ground
>Bites me right in the shin and I fall backwards
>The brothers and my friend run back to the house screaming like autists while I have to focus on not dying
>Suddenly think of stop drop and roll and I end up on his lower half while he's hissing like a screen door
>Try to dig my nails into it's back but it just bites my arm
>Get up on my knees and decide to just crush the fucker
>Start waddling over this deadly predator with my bare knees swinging my arms wildly
(While I was typing this I looked out on my porch and what do I see but a fucking snake what the actual hell)
>He's staggered to the point where I can put my hand around his throat and I push with all my weight for what seems like hours
>It stops moving, I am victorious
>Didn't know what snake it was at the time so I was 100% sure it was venomous and that I was going to die
>Remember reading something at school about how in order for doctors to give the right antivenom they need to know what snake it is
>Drag that little fucker through the woods like i'm Conan the Barbarian
>By the time I get back to the house the parents are outside and all the kids are crying that i'm dead
>TFW when I strolled up battered and bloodied holding a 5ft snake
>Never forgave them leaving me
Now if you all don't mind I need to go reenact my childhood