how do I win this game?

Not playing it

Not playing it.

ghost o' grandpa comes by at the end of year 2 and gives you a score. it's not the end of the game and doesn't really matter in any way, but if you want a win condition, then max out that score and pat yourself on the back

have fun

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You can't win this game.
But you just lost The Game.

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>>378844384
>>378844387
>Seven seconds apart
Been a while since I seen such bona fide hivemind.

>>378844481
been a while since i've seen this

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>>378844481
God damnit. It has been years.

>>378844315
Should i fuck some black guy off Craigslist?

>>378844783
sure

>>378844783
why not? although it'll probably be more enjoyable to meet someone on grindr, it's easier, generally less desperate, and safer

Rebuild the community center, get married with kids and max out your house and make your farm really pretty.
After that I didn't really find much more to do. You can go full autismo and get as much money as possible with crazy setups, but there are better games for that.

>>378844481
Wew

you dont, you just get to a point where all your doing is making shitloads of money with nothing to use it on and quit

>>378844315
Play to year 3 and you will get graded, if you get all the flames, you win.

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>>378844481
Got me

>>378844481
it's been years motherfucker

I was winning for fucking YEARS
FUCK