What am i in for, /v/?

shit game dont play it

>>378824410
memes

>>378824410
Awful game, I hope you pirated it.

don't bother trying to understand the story, just have fun

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Trust no one not even the anons in this thread

>>378824410
Don't ask questions, just follow orders!

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brozouf and broken legs

>>378824410
Brozuff and broken legs

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>>378824410
Flawed, yet somewhat comfy game

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>>378826805
What vidya do you think those computes can play?
Do you think there are video games in the grim darkness of the far future?

>>378824410
Fun, and endless amounts of it.

>>378826954
Virtual Pleasure Trips
It's VR VNs all the way down

>>378824410
an outstanding game.

wish it were more polished.

You will never truly understand the plot, so don't even try.

>>378824410
French art-house cinema in game form

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>>378824410
>there will NEVER be a sequel to this masterpiece

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>>378824410
Endless unbreakable cycles of guilt as told through broken and horribly localized english. Also cool psychic powers and fun gunplay.

>>378824410
Needing to read a novel just to learn how to play.

>>378824410
Broken Legs, Memes and Deja Vu.

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>>378826805
>stick figure on the bottom doesn't have comically twisted and broken legs sticking out over the desk

>>378824410
You'll think you'll understand what's going on until that one mission where you visit some outpost that's gone dead and you don't know why.

From there things will get progressively more confusing until you're not sure what's going on anymore. You'll literally just follow orders because you'll have no fucking clue what else is happening.

>>378830294
this
you CAN piece together exactly what the story is but it'll take a few cycles

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>>378824410
CYCLES OF G U I L T
U
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T

>>378824410
Upgrade your fucking legs and remember that they are okay and to always gain brouzof

>>378824410
It's one of those tedious "play the game 3 times to get the true ending" sort of things.

Just completely ignore the story and if you can get over the grind for the first 3 levels you'll be an OP cyborg for the rest of the game, it's pretty fun once you get fully upgraded for your playstyle.

so wait
when i sided with the federals i'm pretty sure i didnt kill my mentor

>>378832478
don't try to understand

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>>378832478
>i'm pretty sure i didnt kill my mentor
Anon...

>>378832704
I think he meant to say he was not his murderer.

>>378831928
His legs are ok.

>>378824410
Brozoufs.

how do i unlock the other 5 doors in the temple?

>>378824410
Let's set the memes aside for now, and just talk about what E.Y.E. is, and what it isn't.

E.Y.E. is a game with a lot of personality and open-ended thinking, being the conceptual point of 'You can climb this Tyrell Corporation pyramid mountain'. If you want to straight gun, you can gun. If you want to psychic everything, you can get to that point. If you want to hack everyone, you can. If you just feel like goomba stomping your opponents, get those Cyberlegs Lvl. 9 ready. Along with its charm and personality, it has some of the most solid firing in a Source-engine title, even if getting used to the toggled sights is a little bit of a stretch at first. Don't expect to never need a gun, or at least a sword (or big hammer).

E.Y.E. isn't a game for people who like a polished, A-Z experience, and can't stand the opposite. E.Y.E. doesn't have letters in the alphabet, it has sides to a polyhedron, with more questions left unanswered than not through gameplay. There is a mod that fixes the French-to-English that we got -- even though it's pretty serviceable now OOB -- but you'll still probably be thrown for a loop in what you see and read. E.Y.E. can be is grind-heavy. E.Y.E. has a lot of systems that won't make a lot of sense even after you read the wiki. E.Y.E. puts a huge amount of onus on the player to discover and explore, often with little guidance. If that isn't for you, E.Y.E. isn't for you.

E.Y.E. is, at its core, dumb fun inspired by the cyberpunk and worn future works of the past.
E.Y.E. is, at its midsection, a deep romp through the human psyche and a series of questions about how cybernetics will begin invoking Clarke's Third Law.
E.Y.E. is, under its skin, a fun shooter with multiple methods of approach.
E.Y.E. is, on the surface, a hot mess slapped together by some French dudes in a small apartment.

>>378830434
Don't worry friend we still have Deathwing I'm still so upset over that piece of shit

>>378824410
what?

>>378834991
anon, what do you do for a living?

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>>378836371
I dunno, but he better not quit it!

>>378836371
Why's that?

>>378836582
You're very articulate and broke down the game really down.

and this part here

E.Y.E. is, at its core, dumb fun inspired by the cyberpunk and worn future works of the past.
E.Y.E. is, at its midsection, a deep romp through the human psyche and a series of questions about how cybernetics will begin invoking Clarke's Third Law.
E.Y.E. is, under its skin, a fun shooter with multiple methods of approach.
E.Y.E. is, on the surface, a hot mess slapped together by some French dudes in a small apartment.

was interesting on how you broke it down.


Are you involved in literature or engineering?

>>378836691
I move furniture.

Your legs are okay.
You'll gain much brozouf.

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Oh wow, an EYE thread. Maybe I can shamelessly repost what I wrote last time ?

A few words regarding the translation.
After having looked through both the french and english text files, I can say the following :
Most of the time, the english text is an accurate translation from the french text, even though the wording is often convoluted.
People often say that the translation is bad because the dialogue contradicts itself, or gives you false information. Well, the same is true in french, and it is pretty much a part of the game/plot.
Keep in mind that the french text isn't exactly high literature, especially when adressing looters or feds; in fact, the translation is often much more flowery and sophisticated than the original.
At times, there is also some confusion because "Vous" and "Tu" are both translated as "you" in english, but nothing major.

That being said, there are a few weird cases, where the english text says way more, or way less, or something entirely different, than the french text :
For example, Mentor saying
>Va semer la mort !
meaning "go sow death among them!" becomes
>Go now, and purify these lands with their sacrificial blood!

After the purge mission, the envoy of the secreta say
>Salutations!
which is a pretty formal way of saying "Greetings !", and this becomes
>Well hello there !

Lastly, after Huan provokes you, you answer with
>Le seul accident qui me fasse peur c’est que ma tête tombe dans de l’acide et que je me retrouve avec ta sale gueule de paumé.
The literal translation is "The only accident I'm afraid of would be to fall in a vat of acid, because then I'd have your ugly moron face." However, the ingame translation... Well, I'm sure you can guess.
cont.

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>>378837143
The feeling I get from this is that at times, the translation is inconsistent (while keeping in mind that the dialogue itself is inconsistent for story reasons), as if it was made by several people who didn't talk to each other; or perhaps this was done intentionally. I wouldn't put it past StreumOn to say "this dialogue is boring, put in some vague metaphors", but this does result in some dialogues that are very far from the original (in form, but not in meaning). Also, I think it's safe to assume that the translation was done "in house", by whomever of the devs happened to be best at english.

Finally, there exists an unofficial patch which claims to "improve" the english translation, but it butchers both the atmosphere and the plot by trying to "correct" anything that's ambiguous.
>It is true I killed my mentor, yet I am not his murderer"
is changed into
>Mentor, I had no choice...
which is just stupid and removes most of the games charm.

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>>378834991
>There is a mod that fixes the French-to-English that we got
no

it's a rewrite by a faggot jian that didn't understand shit but thought he did

the translation is largely accurate, the original french script is written the same way

>I killed my mentor, but I am not his murderer
>Mentor, I had no choice

>you gain brouzouf
>kill confirmed

never recommend this garbage as if it "fixes" anything ever again

>>378837007
well you seem like a smart person, and you should do more in your life.

broken legs, bullshit, the best hacking minigame of all time, memes, you gain brouzouf, weed bandits, shitty english, jian slaughtering, deja vu, you gain brouzouf, helicopter-felling revolvers, more dumb bullshit, deep rpg mechanics, broken legs

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memes

This game seems like it's one more interesting to talk about than it is it actually play. It's been in my library for years but I've hardly played more than 30 minutes of it.

>>378837387
Calm your fucking puddle-jumpers. I even mentioned that it's fine out-of-the-box, and even then, that suggestion is just a holdover from when the vanilla translation wasn't serviceable.

>>378837463
>you should do more in your life.
Aren't you a ray of sunshine.

>>378837637
I'm saying you're obviously a smart person that hasn't tried to their fullest.

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>>378824410
Don't make waves.

>>378837878
I think anon was saying that you were a nice person, like, a really sweet person.

ray of sunshine is generally a compliment

>>378824410
Lore so deep that it doesn't really make sense.

But that's OK because it's not supposed to make sense.

Also really REALLY expensive everything.
Start gaining brozouf faggot.

>>378837929
No, it was sarcasm.
And that shit is creepy.

>>378837884
Pop off, Dutch!

>>378824410
An ok game.

It's not as good or as seemingly replayable as /v/ makes it out to be.

Only a few weapons are remotely worthwhile after you read the half way point in the game, and most of the extra features like hacking and stuff are more annoyances which get pushed aside because it's easier just to shoot stuff

story doesn't really make any sense. Not sure why people think that's a good thing.

it's creative, but there's lots of dialogue and annoying mission objectives which you can easily get stuck on

permanent wounds is a shitty feature as well

>>378837929
Ah yes, the person is telling me I'm nice because I'm telling them how it is, that's how every one responds.

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>>378837884
What's this, a herald of Nurgle ?

It has a nice gun feeling, good maps, and a really great atmosphere. The only thing that I didn't like, was that the game is really really complex. Just the menu gave me a headache. Then you have to read some discussion using some kind of group names or races, that you have no clue what the hell is going on.

It's like this...

"The Zorman italo-cyborg commander of the Zorgen decided to attack the sumino-archaich group Xernen Mercenaries at the gate of the Zenokk city."

Multiply this by 10, and you get a sample of what a discussion or objective context in E.Y.E looks like.

>>378838025
>story doesn't really make any sense.
It's not supposed to, the entire revelation is that you are just experiencing the delusions of a mind that has been literally broken from guilt.

You are in the dreams of a person who has lost their mind. That in itself is what makes it unique and interesting, it is exploring the depths of the human psyche.

>>378838026
It's like I'm really reading the dialogue file for EYE!

>>378837553
nah I still find it pretty fun after 70 hours. If it was any other game I wouldn't be stretching so much to find other builds and approaches. I have no idea some people have played over 1000 hours of it though.

Is there a good way to get this game running on coop? I'd really like to play it with my roommate and we've tried a couple times over the years with no luck and I think it's a fun and ridiculous game that I'm sure is only better with friends.

Is there a trick to getting the ball rolling, like some hosting application we should use, or am I just retarded?

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What's going on in this thread

>>378838737
Why are you interested? Are you trying to think this is going to be a meme thread? Are you in this thread for a reason?

>>378838824
I'm just confused.

>>378838845
How, why? Are you dumb?

>>378838864
You seem pretty tense there, is something on your mind?

>>378838902
I'm just confused.

>>378838965
I know how you feel.

>>378838627
You can play it on lan

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What's going on in this thread

>>378838737
>you've stumbled upon a thread wherein a few chatbots are pantomiming life at one another
mm

>>378839053
Why are you interested? Are you trying to think this is going to be a meme thread? Are you in this thread for a reason?

>>378839053
>I post the replies, and yet, I'm not his replier

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>>378839093
YOU FOOLS
THIS WAS A MEME THREAD FROM THE VERY START
IT'S JUST A PERPETUAL CYCLE THAT ONLY THE PEOPLE IN THIS THREAD MIGHT EVEN PASSINGLY FIND FUNNY
GET ME OUT
SAVE ME

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>>378839071
>He doesn't know
>He thinks he "stumbled" upon this thread by accident
Anon, please wake up. We miss you all so much.

>>378839228
Would you say it's an inside joke? Are you upset you're not included?

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>>378839228
>>378839290

>>378839123
I'm sending you another (you) because I feel like you understand, you need to do something more in your than move furniture. We are worried anon.

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>>378839290
I WILL MAKE THE PITIABLE CREATURE WHOSE WOMB YOU CRAWLED OUT OF UPSET, DEACON OF DOGS

>>378839387
You're using absurdism and this is a thread with surrealism (irony , metaphors, context)

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The first step towards understanding the story of EYE (and it is possible) is coming to terms with the fact that the player character is at least partially, if not completely, mentally insane.

>>378839369
That wasn't me, it was one of my polyclones.

>>378839498
Nope, don't respond for him anon. You're joke is going to die, it's not funny.


>you're

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>>378839461
You don't see, and you never will until your babylegs have matured.
Commit to your improving and drop your frivolous pretenses, the sooner the better.

>>378839559
No, I'm me, he's my polyclone. It's really pretty simple.

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ATTENTION! This is now a Jian controlled thread! All of you culter gay masters and federation dogs need to get out of here before I use my level 11 cyber legs to jump over you leglets and tell your mentor about all the waves you just made. Besides we can't wait to blow all those bounty brouzoufs Rimanah has been saving for us.

>>378840237
P A R T Y M A S K

>>378840237
so that's where the millions of moneys from minos have gone

>>378837143
>"The only accident I'm afraid of would be to fall in a vat of acid, because then I'd have your ugly moron face."
That actually makes much more sense than the translation in-game.

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>>378840237
Hey buddy, I think you got the wrong thread. /trash/ is two boards down.

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>>378842056
*Teleports inside you

PSHHH Nothing personal culter

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>>378842209

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A house divided will always fall
Fight against the Jian menace

>>378838737
Don't try to understand

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>moving furniture
Anyone got the webm with the chairs ? You know the one.

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>>378845105
>the way all the pieces of feds keep rolling into view
By the cycles, how horrifying

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>>378843749
Remember, only YOU can sow the seeds of internal conflict and distrust.

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>>378845282
A similar effect can be achieved by completing an entire wave on sermons with any melee weapon

Kill Strelok

>>378846503
Find Akmal

>>378824410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AScCVzENcjs

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>>378828074
>Fun, and endless cycles of it

ftfy

>>378846764
execute orders

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>>378849164
my E3 dreams taunt me like pitfalls in a martian labyrinth

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>>378849364
Make waves

>>378824410
Fun game but idk about multiple play throughs

>>378849671
Hey at least you still have hopes left. I still have dreams about Thief 4 even though I know it will never happen

>>378837143
>At times, there is also some confusion because "Vous" and "Tu" are both translated as "you" in english, but nothing major.
They should've used y'all for vous tbqh.

>>378834640
You go back in time and keep Streum On together while they work on the free DLC that was supposed to unlock those doors.

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WHERE IS THE FUCKING SERVER FED SCUM?

>>378837878
You'll find engineers are usually so absorbed in their field, that they can become absolute nonces outside it.

>>378838119
Don't talk shit about the Xernen Mercenaries.

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Anon why are you talking to yourself

>>378851778
I'm not, why are YOU though?

>>378824410
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ir-bCPOBYk

>>378825981
>gif

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Would you rule 63 Rimanah?

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>>378853475
Fuck off, Rimanah.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=myAkUCX1dkQ

the only piece in the game that has any measure of softness or compassion that plays during the games equivalent of your birth briefly presenting you with the world before continuing to bombard you with adversity and death

Why is there no eye cybermancy porn?

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>>378854034
>watching porn

>>378824865
But why wouldn't I trust myself?

>>378824641
look at this fucking jian

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>>378853647
>tfw jumping with my level 10 cyberlegs and landing a perfect vertical slice with the Democles

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How do you get your Cyberlegs past 9?

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>>378854815
Upgrade them.

>>378854518
the game does go from lowest bird on the shitting totempole to a perpetual goddamned POWERTHIRST commercial and I love it.

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im going nuts

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>>378855227
I concur.

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He has no Brouzouf
Has has no legs
This Kong
Has a moron face

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>>378856318
PARTY MASK

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for those who wish to escape their cycles of guilt

>>378851621
I think you mean ponce.

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>>378857474
>escaping the cycles

>>378855227
>>378856228

Does your culter level ever go so high that even cranking up respawns to maximum doesn't offer a challenge?

>>378859023
if you grind levels wear heavy armor wield a minigun and know the entire album Vulgar Display of Power by heart then yes you can get to that level pretty quickly

>>378859023
If you put the difficulty on ghost you'll die even with everything fully upgraded

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>>378859293
>HQ level on Ghost when not fully upgraded

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>>378826954
There is an actual mention of videogames (albeit in a negative light) in E.Y.E., when talking to one of the looter lieutenants in Electric Sheep - specifically the one at the bar.

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>>378858968
>He doesn't escape his cycles and just spend all his time at the end of the game dwelling on the meaning of life and his psyche

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>>378853647
>softest, kindest sounding piece in the game only plays the moment you see light in the world
>immediately go back underground and never see pure light again as you did coming out of the cave
Very subtle, but very nice.

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>>378860181
>escaping cycles
>not diving back into the cycles for brouzof
Watch your legs, bro.

>>378860310
>Needing brouzouf
>Not breaking your addiction and having maxed out legs

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>>378860458
I'm not addicted shut the fuck up before I THROW YOU IN A VAT OF ACID

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>>378860569
Break the cycles. Only a Jian remains addicted and threatens to throw people in a vat of acid.

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>>378860650
I'm not gonna make it

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>>378860802
I'm sorry brother. Let me end your cycles for you then. May you find peace.

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>>378860802
try not to give in to dispair you have a literal eternity to overcome your guilt.

addendum also don't get overwhelmed by the sense of void this is equally terrible

>>378824410
I've picked up and dropped this game exactly three times after playing around 2-3 hours. What do I need to know going in to get me hooked? It does usually take me a bit before I get engrossed in vidya these days.

>>378862204
Just to give it time. Let yourself get used to the controls.

respawning enemies with shit AI: the game

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>>378862590
spot on

Server?

>>378862590
That's why the game is most fun in co-op. And that's why Spacehulk Deathwing isn't. No campaign co-op, and less variety because of the lack of brouzouf.

>>378862590
>>378863949
>shit AI

All games of the genre have that. Were you expecting Arena FPS bot levels of AI behavior?

>>378863949
Space hulk isn't fun to co-op because you can't go fast in that game. OR jump