MGSV CHAPTER 3 MGS5: SLEEPWALKER SILENT HILLS: DEATH STRANDING

Metal Gear ended with 4. There is nothing more to look forward to if it involves Metal Gear.

Deal with it conspiracyfags.

Why would you stick uncooked spaghetti in a banana?

>>378804934
If you do it right it's supposed to look like the banana wasn't cut in half. It's a set-up for a trick where you snap the banana in half or something.

im getting sick of these threads honestly

there is no chapter 3, no mgsv THE REAL GAME ruse, none of that shit

Kojimas got you by the balls yet again, and you
re giving him attention and praise for basically fucking you over for money

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Worse than Five Nights at Freddies fandom

>>378805057
>>378804934
its an "explanation" for how hes going to do the head transplant. sounds like quackery? thats because it is, and its more there as an icon kojima can leave a trail to the ruse to.

>>378804786
Where exactly is he going to get a body for his transplant patient?

>>378805209
kojima's always been overrated. so sick of theme "le ebic prankster" devs, like him and taro. all flash, no substance.

>>378804934
It is said to be the correct ritual for summoning the Caramel tripfag

>>378806589
Where exactly do any donor organs come from?

>>378806589
Mike the Headless Chicken.

>>378806868
but caramel is the one who starts these threads. first few posts are anon, then he puts the tripcode on, then he turns it off for the last few posts

Stop

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>>378805507
you sure bout that

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REMINDER OF WHO WE'RE DEALING WITH

That head transplant is never gonna work lol. He is going to literally murder that dude and get away with it.

>>378805683
To be fair, this whole head transplant thingy does sound like complete insanity.

>>378808743
sounds fun

How long until they reanimate walt disneys frozen head?

>>378804786
There must stop, this clearly violates the de'facto rule regarding repeat threads and insane conspiracy theories held together by duct tape and chewing gum is barely video games.

>>378808729
Dude is an idiot. He was getting btfo by silent hill fans after telling them they were outright wrong, got proven wrong, and just turned his trip off and started spamming the thread anonymously. The fact that anyone believes this idiot is beyond me. He's either a pythoselkan shill or he's autistic and has nothing else in life. I don't get how the quiet autist got banned but caramel hasnt.

>>378804786
This is it. THIS will be the year that man will attempt a head transplantation of a healthy human head into a healthy human body.

IF this succeeds, this will be a gigantic breakthrough in surgical procedures worldwide. I seriously hope he succeeds.

>>378808920
MGS is the exception

where were you pre TPP?

>>378808992
Annoyed at the blatant hypocrisy of people chiding others for multiple treads on the same subject, spamming away with MGS threads.

DEATH

>>378809159
toby honest I'd rather have this than another waifufags thread or 3x3 thread

when is this guy doing the transplant?

>>378809294
This year in some back alley chinese hospital. Seriously it was the only country that would let him try

>>378809294
on-stage at e3

>>378808990
He's not going to succeed. He was never going to succeed. We simply don't have the tech yet. He couldn't even successfully do it with a rat, even without the spinal cord/nerve fusion part.

>>378806589
Literally anywhere
>find someone that has a good functioning body but just went brain dead
Bada bing Bada boom

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>>378808820
>none of canavero's head transplant papers were peer reviewed
>no real practicing doctor is taking him seriously
>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
>tedx takes place in cyprus
>hospital you wake up in is in cyprus
>canavero has several bananas lying around in his talk
>breaks one in half to explain what he will do to the neck of his patient
>kojima leaves bananas all around his kojipro update videos
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half
>canavero's technique is called HEAVEN
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>pic related
>canavero says it will take months of VR training to get used to new body
>kojima puts unrealistic goal (disarmament) that people know they can achieve but not if kojima balances in favour of owning nukes forcing players to continue playing
>this on top of the obvious ford ad campaign tie ins
idk how people can deny the ruse. like this barely scratches the surface

>>378809634
>>looks exactly like doctor in TPP
Complete coincidence, the doctor was based on the mo-cap artist who played him who has a resemblance to him, it happens, oldish man with thin, groomed beard and balding isn't a difficult look to find.

>>378809634
u forgot to turn ur trip on fag

>>378809409
>We simply don't have the tech yet.
>yet
>Inb4 it's hidden from everyone else except from the 1%

MUH CONSPIRACY

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>>378809801
he looks more like canavero than ian moore. specifically the nose, and the neck. plus sergio's face has more dimples, like tpp doctor.

>>378809926
i'm not caramel, but i believe in the cruise

>>378810128
Tell me do you just enjoy spewing and creating mind numbing lunatic images in a vain attempt to legitimize your point?

>>378805209
>Kojimas got you by the balls yet again

Yep: it was Kojima's CREATIVE DECISION to end MGS V with a flash forward.
It had NOTHING to do with Konami supposedly not allowing him finish mission 51.

>>378810428
tee bee aytch famalam, i've not actually made a single image. i just share everyone else's images and observations.

>>378810634
>tee bee aytch famalam
Please type like an adult.

>>378804932
This. 4 was the best ending the series could've had

>>378809634
100% genuine Caramel pasta

>>378809634
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
>keeps tweeting bananas split in half

Why are you making shit up?

>ford tie-ins

Done by the same guy whos responsible for DragonballZ and Captain Planet Ford ads. Means literally nothing.

>idk how people can deny the ruse

Because we have functioning brains capable of logical thinking.

>>378810767
>b-b-but the bananas!

>>378809801
come on, I mean, don't you find it strange that he popped up from nowhere mere months before TPP came out and it's targeting the end of this year (same target for the release of metal gear survive) for his big operation?

Don't you think that the bananas and music are kinda fishy?

Don't you think that it's hard to deny that kojima or canavero have some correlation or at least 1 of them is fucking with us?

Don't you think is funny how there are fish flying around in metal gear survive and that the first trailer for Death stranding had fishes everywhere?

I'm not saying that caramel is right as I too think he is kinda bonkers and exaggerating but you guys have to admit that the coincidences are too many by now.

Resident Evil 7 was the best metal gear.

The patient may experience a feeling worse than death if the operation is a success.

Fuck that.

>>378811304
What do you mean, anon?

>>378810128
really now
https://boards.4tan.org/v/thread/378629914/#378630537

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>>378811478

>>378811478
The feeling of your body rejecting your head.
Or maybe a form of insanity never experienced by man

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>yfw the demo was better than the actual game

>>378811154
>on't you find it strange that he popped up from nowhere mere months before TPP came out and it's targeting the end of this year (same target for the release of metal gear survive) for his big operation?

No. He's a real surgeon and doctor with real published papers and he's attempted the surgery on rats already and wrote about it. He's as real as it gets.
>>378811154
>bananas and music are kinda fishy?

No, Kojima tweets food and music all the fucking time. There is no music connection, and there is no increase in Kojimas tweets about bananas broken in half. Kojima tweets so much random shit, coincidences happen. Like when he tweeted the unfinished production run of Snake figures without heads.

>Don't you think that it's hard to deny that kojima or canavero have some correlation or at least 1 of them is fucking with us?

Not at all.

>Don't you think is funny how there are fish flying around in metal gear survive and that the first trailer for Death stranding had fishes everywhere?

Not at all. Characters and environments in MGSurvive were portaled through from a base on the ocean. Death stranding itself is an aquatic concept. Simple coincidence.

>too many

There's a couple small ones, but you're seeing ones that aren't there.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uTHHT39A3Vw
This guy is completely out of his mind if he actually wants to go on with the procedure, he sounds like a cheesy movie villian.

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>>378809634
Don't forget Canavero's book.

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>>378812186

>>378812186
>polymers
holy fuck is this really happening?

>>378812132
ok, I lost my hope, I'm seeing an interview for italian television of this guy and he is legit bonkers, there is no way this was just a marketing stunt, that guy really believes his bullshit

The only good metal gear is snake eater. Deal with It and stop to force 2d and PSP games

>>378811205
I don't get it

>>378812994
I second this post

>>378811684
so where is the other body coming from? i dont ever recall seeing somebody giving up their body for him. is he getting a fake body, some old decayed body, or is somebody giving up theirs for this guy?

>>378813190
Organ donors die every day

>>378813257

People should really stop donating organs if the mortality rates are so high.

>>378805057
Are you retarded? You can snap a banana in half regardless, just grab the middle with both hands, then quickly and forcefully pull and bend.

>>378811571
then caramel took it from me lol if you noticed his "pic related" makes no sense in the context of what it is. the forever young tweet goes with that. caramel messed up my copypasta kek

>>378812186
>GEMINI !
>the BIG Chill
>HEAVEN
>Clone !
>FRONTIERS

>>378804932
>>378810696

4 was garbage, KYS.

Series ended with 3.

So where's the proof that Sony bought both the Silent Hill and Metal Gear IPs? Even a licensing agreement would show up in public record. Sony owning the Sleepwalker trademark and IP exists in public record after all.

Will the pedophile filipinos and deranged trannies kill themselves when they find out it's Bloodborne:Sleepwalker?

>>378810767
>canavero opened his tedx talk to forever young
he did both his cyprus and verona ones. the song played as he was coming out on stage. theres also a chapter in his book called forever young. as for the bananas, just go look. its not hard to find, just ook at his twitter, goddamn

>>378821136
His glasses are the exact copy of the TPP doctor

>>378811842
>GZ better than TPP

yar memeing now son

>>378809801
>>378810713
>>378810767
>its just 50 coincidences!!!!

Why do you choose to avoid the truth? Kojima always ruses us yet you act like he just stops rusing

MGO2 is back soon

Wasn't he supposed to sue Konami or something?

>>378822801
he said he was going to sure konami to help fund his procedure. nothing came of that. now when it comes to funding he wants sergey brin and some other people who have nothing to do with the medical community

>>378808726
not him but its true, rusefags need to leave

>>378804786
THERE IS NO METAL GEAR SOLID 5
DEATH STRANDING IS NOT SILENT HILLS

>>378804932
3 was the last one with the good scenario writer. There are rumors that his disappearance has something to do with the Yakuza.
Starting from 4 it was all style over substance, no pun intended.

>>378811684
>worse than death
>Death Stranding

>>378808729
>>378808960
One of them is a hard fact, the other's Silent Hill canon dickwaving, of which Kojima never had anything to do with before PT/SHS.

Two mondays from now.

>>378823353
He said it in a rhetoric, bejoking fashion.
Almost as if he was an eccentric character reading one of the scripts from the MG series.

>>378823897
Nice try kojima

I can't wait to see /v/ get thoroughly btfo.

You best start believing in ruse cruises

You're on one

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>>378809801
>oldish man with thin, groomed beard and balding isn't a difficult look to find.

Get lost, kiddo.

There's no ruse. Metal Gear Solid will end in disgrace to its hardcore fans. You will never find happiness. You'll die alone. God isn't real.

>>378821889
Kojima has never ever done anything like this. I don't know what you're talking about. This "Kojima the rusemaster!" bullshit is a fantasy created by the community. He does small, obvious ruses only.

Reminder that Venom never cared about Quiet.

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>>378827760
>He does small, obvious ruses only.

Get lost, kiddo.

>>378827910
Okay, with the exception of MGS2 Kojima has never executed a good ruse, and this MGSV ruse would make MGS2 look like nothing in comparison. This is unprecedented and you're not allowed to say Kojima does this shit all the time.

>>378827760
The Metal Gear community turned to shit after 4. Now It's all rusefags who think the color of the laces he is wearing in a photo from 10 years ago is a clue to the MGSV dlc. It was a fun meme at first but Caramel needs to swallow a knife.

>>378828004
His ambitions only evolve with age.

>>378828134
You have no evidence for this.

>>378828265
Shut up Kojima

>>378828265
Yes I do. He is very open about it even in non-ruse context.

So what is the implication here? I get that the doctor looks like a doctor in real life, but what does it all mean in regards to MGS or Death Stranding?

>>378829805
Absolutely nothing.

>>378814146
But you cannot do so cleanly. It will tear, while if you do it with the strands of pasta in it and it being already cut, it will look like you divided the banana perfectly in half.

All this try-hard bait by Caramel, to what end?

Literally no one believes the bullshit he spouts, so it isnt gonna be a "HURR I TROLLED YOU FAGS" type of deal when E3 happens and he's absolutely wrong because no one is falling for it.

So why all the conspiracy shit? Is he one of those guys with a humiliation fetish? Spout outlandish bullshit for the sweet sweet attacks? Or is it just attention whoring revved up to max? I don't get it.

>>378804932
Correct.

Hey. Didn't the bald doctor from the OP get mad at Konami for using his likeness on MGSV and demanded money?

>>378827910
That's from one of the VR missions.

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Reminder that this is the canon option.

>>378832106
Why shoot her in the chest and not the head?

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>>378832158
Because you can survive a shot to the head, but a broken heart always kills.

>>378832158
>>378832106
He shouldve shot her up the pussy

>>378832106
>>378832158
>>378832217
Would you please fucking stop
https://boards.fireden.net/v/search/text/Because%20you%20can%20survive%20a%20shot%20to%20the%20head/

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>>378832106

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>>378832360
no.

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>>378832294
Too bad he never wanted to.

>>378805507
>literally anything being worse than furries
>

The MGS fandom isn't that bad, the worst it gets is people arguing for the best game in the series. Rusefags are just memeing to find an excuse to talk about MGS. Nobody actually believes it. Also nobody said you had to participate in this thread at all, let alone give your trash bait opinions