>No Aisha Tyler at E3 this year What went wrong?

>>378804759
She's not black enough and she's not a tranny.

>>378804759
everything

420 YOU KNOW WHAT IM SAYIN, HELLZ YEA

she does not fit the image of the new uncolored logo

Maybe they want to be professional?

>>378804759
Didn't she call SJWs retarded shortly after last E3? That probably explains it.

>no girlwood

IT'S NOT FAIR

She's going through a divorce right now.

>>378805157
based

>>378804759
Nothing. Why do you want a chick who did nothing but spout cheesy dude-bro-esque jokes? "420" "Hella fucking smokin!".. really?

She was just eye candy for having nice legs and being tall to emphasize them.

>>378804759

Ubisofts only purpose at E3 is to be as embarasssingly bad as possible and constantly top last year

Why would you drop the only reason people watch the conference

>>378804759
damn it
aisha tyler was awesome ;_;

>>378804759
What a bunch of racists.

>>378805420

Not even Colin likes her.

>>378804759
This is Trump's America, people...

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People need to stop injecting trump into every situation

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>>378804759
>NO Aisha Tyler
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. So whats the point in watching Ubisoft conference now.

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>>378804759
Engage

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>>378804759
JUST

>>378804759
Bullshit.

IT WAS HER TURN

probably going into panic mode and trying to unfuck their shit up because vivendi is about to own them

>>378805157
wtf I love Aisha now

>>378805157
What the hell i have jungle fever now.

her memes just weren't cutting it.

>boo-urns

fuuucc off

>>378805420
>420
Of course.

>>378806005

She's annoying as fuck. She sounds like one of those mothers who want to connect to their distant sons by absorbing the culture they believe he's in.

>What a bunch of stupid NOOBS!
>Now, Gamers.. let us acquire some good loot!

So what is she famous for besides being on Archer?

I wanna see aisha Tyler next to manlet Todd.

Ubi should bring Mr caffeine back, but he's a white male, it'll never happen

>>378806291
She has nice legs, that's just about it. You don't have to focus on her face or skin to appreciate tight jeans or yoga pants that she wore last time.

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>>378804759
>No amazon Aisha gf

>>378806390
It's not that. The guy literally disappeared. He's nowhere to be found, it's like he fell off of the face of the planet.

>>378805552
>>378806185
>cue the insecure hipster journalists

>>378806291
trying too hard

>>378804759
>watching E3 and not just some cringe compilation afterwards

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It will feel so empty without her.

>>378804759
#girlwood

>>378807170

What does #girlwood smell like?

>>378804759

#GIRLWOOD is what went wrong.

>>378804759

Thank you Jesus

>>378807029
fuck off reddit cancer
i wish these niggers would just go back home

>>378806981
E3 used to be a fun watch but every year it has gotten more and more irrelevant. I'd be surprised if it survives the decade. It's just not really necessary in an age where companies have more ways than ever to reach their audience.

>>378807218
5 gum

>>378804759
Thank god. Every show with her was cringe as fuck. She's not funny. Even her fucking cartoon character on Archer isn't funny.

>>378805157
wtf i love whos line cw now

>>378807338

I don't even feel that excited when new episodes of Whose Line comes on anymore.
At least Wayne is a funny black.

>>378805157
Nigger, fuck off.

>>378804759
Will be a strange E3 without Aisha Tyler memes that's for sure.

JOEL MCHALE

>>378807432
Wayne Brady is great. I've watched a few episodes of Whose Line with Aisha Tyler and I just always give up less than half way. She ruins the show for me. She's just awful. Any of the woman that have featured on Whose Line could have been better hosts than her.

funny thing is shes probably taller than 95% of posters in this very thread.

whats her foot game looking like?

They're going to find the fattest, whitest, thick glasses'd, tumblr fashion'd cunt they have in their marketing department

>>378807338
>Even her fucking cartoon character on Archer isn't funny.

>they made her do an intentionally unfunny standup routine this season

>>378807295
this guy is innocent in all of this. he could've been any one of us and it would've turned out the same. aisha confused the fuck out of him with her life sized meme bullshit and then made him come up with a meme, whatever the fuck that means. at that point, i probably would have spaghetti'd even harder than him because that's like 30 million people watching you come up with a fucking MEME in real time, and you know that anything that comes out of your mouth will be ridiculed at your expense. most of us can only hope that we would be able to deflect or dodge the question somehow and live with our dignity in tact. his lame star trek reference was at least bland enough to be easily forgotten, it could have been much worse for him

THANKS FOR THE MEMES MEME MAN!

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>>378807607

Every single god damn time she participates in any way, she ruins the flow by acting like a ghetto piece of shit. It's like I'm watching BET and it's disgusting.

>>378806362
She played one of the girlfriends Ross had on Friends for a bit.

>>378804759
Hopefully she's busy working on Archer.

Aisha was literally the best thing about Ubisoft's press-conferences.

>>378804759
No Aisha Tyler for Ubisoft at least.
I wouldn't counter her out for Microsoft or EA.

I loved Aisha Tyler desu

I feel like she was self aware of her cringe humor and that made it cute

I met her at comiccon once and I went up to like her tits

She's a fucking giant IRL

Bummer I actually sort of like her.

>>378807841
Congratulations on your E3 gig.

>>378808298
i think this is their new full blown SJW direction
we're doomed, another publisher goes full SJW, first EA, now ubisoft
theres few left actually more concerned about gameplay than gender politics

>>378806362

Being the voice of Huey and Riley on The Boondocks.

>>378806490

I want an Amazon Aisha to rub her foot all over my face

>>378808404
That's Regina King. Aisha Tyler did voice that crazy bitch who tried to rape Grandad with a broom though.

>>378808404
That's not her, Regina King did their voices.

Great Job Jewbisoft you got rid of the only person who can properly fake enthusiasm for Mario Rabbids Kingdom

>>378808059
Ubisoft games are so bad that that is an incredibly low bar.

I wonder how many people will complain about Ubisoft not having any women or people of color in their presentations now that she's gone.

THE RETURN OF MR CAFFEINE


FUCKING FINALLY

>>378808398
Ubisoft has been like that for ages? What rock have you been living under?

>>378805157
Ubisoft can go fuck itself then we need some girlwood

>>378808398
I don't think this has to do with SJW's as much as it is for them saving money. Now we gotta slag through a bunch of slow stutterery european dudes.

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>>378804759
BRING BACK
MR
CAFFEINE

>no #Girlwood

DROPPED

>>378804759
I want her to sit on my face :(

>>378804887
>imagining Aisha fucking your boipucci with her girlwood

Good lord

>>378805552
I only watched the first season of the reboot. Has she been obnoxious or okay?

>>378806362
She's on a daytime talk show that's like The View. I think it's called The Talk.

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>>378804759
>tfw I only watch Ubishit's conference for cringe and memes
What the fuck am I supposed to do now? Those devs better drop the spaghetti hard.

>>378805157
Is this true? Absolutely based.

>>378809880
Her jokes are terrible. It's great that she's into the show and all that, but she can't think up actual jokes for anything and reverts back to BET humor for everything.
Colin, Ryan, and Wayne save the show, but Aisha is just a detriment completely.

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>>378808398
>i think this is their new full blown SJW direction
>we're doomed, another publisher goes full SJW, first EA, now ubisoft
>theres few left actually more concerned about gameplay than gender politics

the fuck you're on about? ubisoft went SJW after aneeta complained about no female assassins (nevermind there have been female assassins since fucking brotherhood multiplayer).

and how the actual FUCK would NOT having a WOMEN of COLOR host your e3 show be more sjw?? that's two minorities for the price of one! only way you could go more "full blown sjw" is have someone like brianna who host who ticks even more boxes.

stop being retarded.

>>378809998
This, Ubisoft's conferences are so bad it's hilarious and so bad it's awful, now they're getting rid of the former, no reason to watch it now.

>>378810385
what show is this again?

>>378805157
[Citation Needed]

>>378804759
Thank god.

>>378804759
Not with Ubisoft marketing anymore

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>>378808752
If it's not, I'm going to be fucking pissed

>>378807289

E3 isn't for the audience anymore, it's more for the shareholders.

Aisha is the reason I refused to watch Ubi's conference, she's so fucking bad at presenting

>>378810514
personally can't wait for more coop demos with totally realistic talking

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_md9550ZtvU

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>>378804759
Man I don't think I've ever seen a Ubisoft conference. Who cares? It's Ubisoft they don't make anything good.

Wake me for BG&E.

>>378806291
she's qt, dude

>>378811019

>implying that for honor announcement wasn't great
>implying other presentations aren't far worse

>>378806532
he was so fast that he aligned is QPUs and went to another dimension.

>>378810523

Whose Line Is It Anyway
Watch the old non-european version with Drew before moving onto Aisha.
That bald fuck is legitimately worse than Aisha in every way. Dry improve humor and a disgust of low-brow slapstick isn't a good combo when trying to do improve.

>>378810871
E3 is a trade show. Or it used to be anyway.

>>378805552
Who?

>>378811605
Ah yeah, i remember that show a long time ago when I was young. With Drew & Wayne Brady
Doubt I'd watch it now though

>>378807295
Looking at him all I can think is that he's an actor Ubi hired to walk around the convention dressed as one of the AC Syndicate twins and the Ubisoft conference was the first time in four hours he'd been able to just sit and drink a bottle of water.

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>>378809421

Can't find any art of Aisha Tyler facesitting

Have Amy Schumer instead

>>378807873
to be fair the entire season was (intentionally?) unfunny

>>378804759
Usually by the time she was on stage i was buzzed enough to be able to stand the nonsense she was talking about and even laughed at how awkward it was at times.
>haha hes like a walking meme haha
>#girlwood exde

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>>378804759
I hope they give Mr Caffeine another chance
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
Doodly Doodly Doop

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>>378804759
Im glad, she was literally 9fag the host

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>>378804759

>no Aisha

So instead it will just be a bunch of frogs tripping over english words like they've got too many cocks in their mouths?

Fucking pass.

>>378812362

Ryan and Colin are still great, and Wayne is still good too. The quality of the host and the 4th guest have dropped dramatically though. It's a shadow of its former glory what with how SJW-ish Aisha is behind the scenes.
>Those cutscenes on the DVDs where a bit is stopped because she got angry over Colin making a period joke

As cringy as fuck as she was I expect the ubisoft conference to be shittier then usual this year.

>>378806291
being underage and baseless racism is against the rules

>>378813184
>angry over Colin making a period joke
Why? Because it serves as a reminder that she's infertile or something?

>>378807295
T. Hanks for the memes, meme man!

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>mfw /pol/ is still triggered by Aisha

>>378804759

>ohnothatsucks.jpg

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She is hot, unfunny but the cringe moments gave me life, this actually might make Ubisoft's conference even worse.

>Why do I keep coming back? It's not for the money....

>...Ubisoft are French

What did she mean by this?

>>378815030

She likes it when her men try to run

If you follow her on Twitter you will know she barely has time for anything nowadays. She spends a good 16hrs per day online posting anti-Trump Tweets.

>>378805157
waht the fuck i love palm tress now

>>378815267
Based Aisha

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Yves probably didn't want to get humiliated again.

>>378815267
A hilarious comedian, hardcore gamer and political commentator. What can't she do?

>>378815479
Fuck off Cali scum

>>378813667
>defending n-words
I hate what the 9fag/neofag generation did to this place

>>378813140
>blacks in the maternity
Come on now.

Even /pol/ recognizes that black women get abortions at astonishingly high rates.

>>378804759
>getting rid of amazon fapbait
You've gone too far this time, Ubisoft. Without fetish fuel and cringe it's just going to be a boring mess now.

>>378815565
You're hard pressed to find someone on Twitter who isn't a "political commentator" these days. It's such a cesspool of uninformed idiots thinking that they're experts on the subject.

>>378805157
wth i hate slavery now

>>378804759
She finally listened to the advice to stay out of the DANGER ZONE

>>378805157
no she didn't

>>378814624
Pretty sure Aisha is triggering herself right about now.

>>378815565
>What can't she do?
have a kid?

>>378811605
>Aisha Tyler is on whose line is it anyway
This timeline is so fucked it's somehow good again.

>>378805157
B A S E D
Is the new whose line she hosted good?

>>378817974

It's okay because it has ryan and colin and wayne.

>>378805157
wtf i love women now

>>378817006
Go to bed, Sterling

>>378805380
wasnt mister cocaine also hired by ubi? that fkg compaby desu

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Never forget
E3 won't be the same without Aisha
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n22UhqI3Fcg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J3u66Gc7B0g
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aOo5zCMzo6Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dO-7cgC5goE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZFt-4gZBCk

I want her to grind her girlwood on my boywood.

she was totally off her game last year.

>>378805157
wtf im pro race mixing now
#thefutureisbrown

>>378814624
You're probably too new to know it, but most of /v/ hated her the first time they put her on fucking stage.

>>378804759
ubisoft in flames

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>>378804759
>interesting setting on FC5
>maybe a decent AC in years
>now this
Ubisoft is doing good.
Here's hoping for a new Rayman.

>>378822923
She wasn't that bad. Not as good as 2015 but yeah.

>>378814624
>hating this fucking shitter
>/pol/
/v/ always hated her.

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>tfw you will never be physically dominated by a tall amazonian nigress

>>378805157
wtf i no longer want to kill all niggers now

>>378804759
theres zero reasons to watch ubisoft conference now

>>378804759
She's in her late 40s now, right?

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>>378804759
>>No Aisha Tyler at E3 this year

Literally nothing of value lost.

>>378808210
She's "only" 6 feet tall without heels anon, are you short?

t. 6'3 who wishes he was 5'6 so girls could tower over him

She was the only good part of those shite ubi conferences.

MULATTO BUTTS

>>378812797
This

>>378814624
>le strawman cartoons

>>378808404
Oh all black people sound the same huh cracker?

>>378824416
not anymore if this thread is to go by

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I mostly like her because she's fucking huge.

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so sick of ubisoft shills
we fucking know when your conference is fuck off

>>378830634
All the rappers do.

>>378804759
I can't believe I used to passively shit on Aisha Taylor so much that I'll actually miss her. It's really not a Ubisoft conference without the equivalent of a shitposter IRL hosting the conference.

Fuck Ubisoft.

Hooray! Instead of mostly cringey jokes we can meme about, we can uncomfortably watch developers spill their spaghetti instead!

>>378804759
more like what went right?

so sick of these cynical assholes who don't even like games making tired predictable jokes and acting like they don't want to be there. it's not funny or endearing.

>>378807295
THANK FOR THE MEMES, MEME MAN!

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>>378805339
>Why do you want a chick who did nothing but spout cheesy dude-bro-esque jokes? "420" "Hella fucking smokin!"
That's what made her entertaining! So bad it's good. She will be missed.

>>378827435
>nothing of value lost
>new manlet/amazon memes
>nothing of value

>>378831717
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ExVtrghW5Y4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h8nIHZ-0kS4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tFXIy7OWos
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WIMU456zOXc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W7FfCJb8JZQ
sure they do

>>378804887
>She's not black enough
Because she has a white husband?

>>378832771
Sounds like she's a race traitor to me

>>378832825
I remember when i found her ingame, she has a voice line.

>>378832825
Wait, she is an actress?
I only know her from Ubi conferences.
Is she famous in America?

>>378833118
She's the tall brown woman in Archer.

>>378832949
>not being into Bleached

>>378833118
Lana on Archer.
She was also on Criminal Minds, 24, and... other shit I can't remember.

Here we go: http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0878768/

>>378805157

wtf I love Ebola now

>>378805420

>#420
Go home Aisha, you're stoned.

>>378833281
She had a side character part on Friends

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BZhh4mPPrX4

Even in television shows, she's into white guys

>>378805157
Kill all niggers
except Aisha

>>378804759
She had become a bigger-than-life sized meme, she had to be stopped

ASS
TRAIN

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>>378833238
>>378833281
Huh, didn't knew this, thank you anons.
I actually watched all the seasons of 24 and don't remember her.
For a moment I mistook Archer for Arrow.

WELP.
I watched this episode like two weeks ago. I must be retard.

>>378807295

He should have said something like "How about this for a meme. Ubisoft still make good games"

>>378805157
wow so le based xD

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>>378833539
>WELP.
>I watched this episode like two weeks ago. I must be reta
Forgot to quote, I am retard, confirmed.

>>378804759
she's too busy making anti-trump tweets every hour of the day to go to E3 this year

I'm actually upset to hear that, she made the Ubisoft conferences entertaining rather than irritating, plus she was hot

>no more giant gorilla hands on stage anymore

heh, oh well

I mean she is still fuckable

>>378804759
Absolutely nothing, her jokes were shit and she was not entertaining at all.
>Watching E3

>>378804759
Thank fuck. Annoying, really not funny (atleast in e3), not entertaining, just symbolising what is wrong with ubisoft

>people actually want e3 to be good
lmfao fuck outta here

The only reason to watch it is for cringy shit orchestrated by smelly nerds & also for Godd Howard

>>378833968
>hating on big hands
fuck off drumpfkin

>>378834624
Sorry buddy, I'm just not into t-women

I feel some memes coming on. Does anyone have some dank memes to share?

>>378815495

Holy fuck how short are these guys?

Why are frenchies so short? Did they all get napoleon disease or something?

>>378805157
wow, i am now an oil driller

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RIP Girlwood.

>>378805157
wow, I hate the KKK now

>>378807295
Thank for the memes, meme man!

>>378805157
wtf you made up some shit and want your (You)

Devs are really good at giving presentations to large auditoriums full of people and the general public. I wish more companies did this.

So long as they have the South Park guys on stage, the Ubi conference will be fine.

>>378807295
THANK FOR THE MEMES, MEME MAN!

E3 needs Joel McHale there. I love how he poked fun at gaming during the VGX awards. No fucks were given.

https://youtu.be/qaCso_b_PtY

>>378837127
>All the game "journalists" and youtube talking heads that got mad at him for proving what regular people actually think about games

Good ol' Joel.

>>378805743
CUTE

>>378832825

Can you kill her, right there and then?

>>378837475
Yes, it's what I did.

>>378837403
>That video game commercial joke
So good. I love Joel.

>>378832638
Busta Rhymes is GOAT

>>378837127
this guy is awesome

>>378805157
>>378805157
wtf i want AIDS now

>>378837540

wtf I love ... Whatever that game was called again

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>>378837127
>He told me how excited he was in the bathroom

Geoff's reaction kills me

>>378805157
You can't just say shit like that and not post proof

>>378812797
>Click thread
>Control+f "Doodly"
Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

>>378807892
>aisha confused the fuck out of him with her life sized meme bullshit and then made him come up with a meme, whatever the fuck that means. at that point, i probably would have spaghetti'd even harder than him because that's like 30 million people watching you come up with a fucking MEME in real time, and you know that anything that comes out of your mouth will be ridiculed at your expense.

he should have just said "ubisoft sucks!" when asked for a meme.
would have probably gotten him thrown out of the hall, but worth it.

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>>378837408

>>378804759
Nothing

Can't wait to be disappointed by the new ass creed game

>>378805157
wow i love jungle bootay now XD

>>378805420
dude weed lol

>>378811376
spicy

Devs got fed up with the manlet jokes