Who else is hyped as fuck for this?

I keep seeing this thumbnail and thinking the legs are huge saggy dangling tits.

>>378802310
You and the rest of the world

>>378801969
stop shilling this garbage

>>378801969
I'm starting think this is some kind of marketing campaign...

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>>378801969
Literally BLUMPF:The game.

>>378801969
I went to school with the main artist. She would cause drama all the time and never bothered learning how to draw anything but fat mermaids and would be super salty if you ever brought to her attention that she should try different things.
At least she's drawing new things but I can't shake the feeling that she's just adding poc's to be trendy. Despite those things though I hope she does alright, it's good for people to be making more stuff for the genre and it takes effort to do kickstarters right.

>Has over 9000$ pledged so far
Literally how?

>>378803842
But yeah if this is you making this thread don't be samefag pushing your product, say it's you and people will respond well to a dev reaching out.

The design screams tumblr.

Eww.

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Why do SJWs try so hard to push their agenda in a media that they don't even consume?

>>378804013
that's because she is
http://thumbcramps.tumblr.com/

Top-left is cute.

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>>378801969
They all look unattractive and the MC has thunder thighs. Why would I play this shitty looking game?

GRONALDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

BUNFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF!!!!!!

>>378801969

trans tumblr niggers the game?

>actually look this shit up
>one of the character's favorite flavor is chocolate + peanut butter
The literal nigger is my figurative nigger.
Still looks like shit, though.

GAME GRUMPF

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>all queer brown people
So brave

>>378801969
That's the result of a subculture that despise criticism.
No critics are made, everything turns into shit.

The real main problem with SJWs in game productions is not their politics, but the fact they fucking suck at everything, because "there's no wrong way to do anything".

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>>378803842
>poc's
>mfw I have no idea what the fuck that is

>>378804598
People of colour

>>378804598
Poc = people of color

>>378804803
>>378804819
Oh, so niggers and nigger variants. Thanks man.

>>378804852
What do you mean by nigger variants? You mean like sandniggers?

>>378804598
who is this washboard?

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For $32,000 you can date a woman with ice cream for hair!

>>378804981
Is Alexa a transmale

>>378804598
people of color. She's adding black folks on the game and trying to push it as a main selling point and says stuff like "woc (women of color) are making this" but they're all white with an asian background artist. I don't personally care if they do or not but it's hypocrite as fuk if you're advertising your game as a cutting edge progressive thing.

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DONGALDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD SCHLUMPFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

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>Typical nigger and other minorities and one white gay guy tumblr game


yeah no thanks

damn the kid from undertale got fat

>>378804981
who exactly wants to fund this game

>>378804981
this cant be real, what the fuck? triple A industries dont need 28 k for intros

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>>378804965
Pretty much.

>>378804968
A FUCKING BRAT.
>Filename

>>378805040
You can't even spell "fuck" right. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with this attention whore scamming idiots out of their money for their agenda?
I think anyone who has the gumption to make money of SJWs and sympathizers is actually pretty great.

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>>378805097
I've been waiting for these pictures to reach this level of horrific surrealism

>>378805093
I bet she looks remotely nothing like that IRL

>>378801969
>>378805093

what the fuck is this
remove this

>>378805267
It doesnt mean 28k just for the intro. It means an intro will be added if the kikestarter gets 28k, and so on.

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>>378804105
Its all part of an agenda to destroy civilization

>>378805093
Puking_puppet.webm

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Who wants to bet that $25,000 turns into $30,000, and then $40,000, and then three years in development hell before it gets dropped?

ZXOMALGH ZGLUMNF

>>378801969
Is this an oldschool arcade game where I have to steer an excavator to scoop icecream for the protag?

>>378804598
POC is the [current year] way of saying coloured people.

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>>378805397
i see. still, it's an insane amount of money for a small production like that, imo.
>>378805485
tumblr is known for having scams like this, i wouldnt be surprised.

>>378804598
Pickers of Cotton

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>>378801969
XONNNAMLF GLAAAAAAAAAMMMMMMPPPPPHHHHHHHHHHH

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>>378805093
>diet ginger ale

>>378804598
Ancient farming equipment.

>>378804142
To be fair the backgrounds are nice.
Someone else should do the characters.

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>>378805093
>gallbladder removal
For what purpose

>>378801969

Facesitting art of the fat one when

>>378805676
>scams
I don't even think it's a scam. The writer and the composer are going to want more, and then that'll be reflected as, "Oops, we don't have enough money! But, we do have something to start with, so...Greenlight!" Then it'll enter Early Access or something, make some money there -- not much, mind you, but maybe enough to meet their new "stretch goal" -- but then there'll be internal and external drama, a whole lot of hubbub about, now that it's released to the bigoted masses, that the creators are getting triggered, and for the next three years after that, there'll be like, an update per month adding another node to the most popular character's route, until it dies in the womb.

>>378805485
>having all the colors being almost the same shade of pink

What is this and please tell me they're normal genders.

If someone better drew Maya and she has actual character, I wouldn't mind seeing her in something else. Pretty hot design even with shitty Tumblr-trace aesthetic.

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>>378804142
>hey! i'm paige and i'm an illustrator. i like donuts a lot.
Fat people literally can not stop talking about food.

>>378805093
It's gonna take more than that to impress m-
>5'4
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>>378805093
>dislikes real boys
yeah well real boys sure as shit dislike you too

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>>378805898
That's what happens when you drink ginger ale.

>>378805898
It's common thing to go bad in fat people. It's pointing to the scar.

>>378805876
She didn't make the backgrounds though, she thanks someone else for them in that post

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This is her latest project, from 2015.

>>378806087
It actually take ALOT of time, money, and effort to be fat. You have to maintain a stupid high calorie diet to even maintain being fat.

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>>378806104

>posts a nigger

>kys redditor

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Have these threads been 404'd at all? They show up every fucking day. They're clearly bait/viral marketing.

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>>378805093
>Obese woman makes visual novel with self insert for obesity
>Every romance option is thin

This would be funny if it weren't so pathetic.

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>>378806351
Yo Paige, why don't you shut the fuck up and polish your 2009-2010/12 artstyle.

>>378806397
We can't have fun making fun of a hambeast with a shitty pipedream that, if you follow it long enough, will end up dead in the water?

>>378805093
>lazy yet has no empathy for others who get sidetracked
>build only a thiccshitter would love
>Scorpio

fuuuuuuuUUUUUUCK THAT

>>378806447
Why does all their styles rip of Steven Tumblrverse now?

>>378806447
2010 was best, what went wrong?

>>378806447
Is that her actual art? Damn, she had potential for a moment there. Ironically enough, she's just more of the same now.

>>378806143
>>378806168
I'm asking more of why would she include that in the image itself.

>>378806397
People just having fun posting Trump memes and bashing this "game". So it's kinda related to videogames

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>>378806661
I think it appeared on Tumblr first. It may or may not have been coincidental that Steven Universe had that same style.

I could also be very wrong, because I'm fucking stupid and don't follow tumblr. Whatever the case, it's homogenized horseshit now.

>>378806718
>2010
>best
Pls, 2012 is like a more polished version of 2010, while maintaining some of the shapes of 2009.

>>378806764
It's literally how people like that think: you need to conform to what best communicates the agenda, and never have your own personality or expression. You might offend someone if you don't follow the party line. Of course, they'll never put it that way, but it's how it is. That's why so much of activist/agenda-artist tumblr style is homogenized.

>>378804209
why would anyone

These threads are not made by /pol/, but are actually made by tumblr users who are desperate to fuel more of their pathetic, autistic dramafaggotry where they obsess over anyone who gains any sort of notoriety and feel the need to tear them apart. tumblr is a snake pit and the reason why you never hear of "well known" tumblr artists is because they all have to stay down low because anyone who gets too much attention are torn apart by the hordes of lunatics who think you should be run out of town for committing any number of imaginary "problematic" crimes they can conjure out of nowhere.

>>378806587
>Scorpio
Go away /x/, you and your bullshit horoscope threads.

>>378805093
>crop top
Is that what fatties are calling shirts that don't fit them now?

>>378806661
calarts faggots trying to plagiarize other calarts faggot's success
is that show still airing even?

This game does not appeal to me personally so I hope the creator gets hounded until they decide not to make it.

It's about ethics.

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>>378806948
What about those of us who are just here to laugh at the factory-style mass-produced ""art"" they put out?

>>378801969
Is this the same artist that did the pic with all the Undertale characters as all the made up genders and shit or is all the tumblr art really all the same?

>>378806896

So all she does is draw fat women who look like herself? Seems rather self-centered.

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>>378805676
This, don't forget the 17 thousands

>>378806791
For victim points to show how oppressed her life is to other tumblr fatties.

>>378806661
Steven Tumblrverse, Reddit and Morty, how can people watch this garbage?

>>378807038
>gets hounded
>implying anyone needs to do anything for it not to become a trainwreck

>>378807094
It's about body positivity!

>>378803842
>fat mermaids
Now I'm interested. Were they hot?

>>378807102
Dashcon will forever be the defining moment of tumblr

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I have literally thousands of better games to play. They even have women that actually look like women.

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WAIT
IS THAT
A MOTHERFUCKING...

JOJO REFERENCE!?

>>378807054
So this is why tumblr makes noses look like welts

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>>378807169
They still aren't.

>>378806948
OP here.
I just wanted to see you fags throw a shitfit and bitch about it.
I don't adhere to any particular 'faction' on the political compass.
That's all.

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>>378804142
What is this garbage?

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>>378807348
It was fun at first, but watching her artstyle devolve is just sad now.

>>378807326
Some of them are ...okish.

Still a disappointment.

>>378804981
More money=Fatter women

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>>378804142
>that fucking fat positivity book after scrolling down a bit

I've barely gone through this fat cunts blog and already I'm laughing. This is gonna be good some good entertainment.

>>378803842
>At least she's drawing new things but I can't shake the feeling that she's just adding poc's to be trendy.
>game is called "two scoops", popped up immediately during the memestorm
>features an entirely tumblr approved list of characters
No anon, there's no way she's just jumping on bandwagons

>>378807448
>TUMBLR LIPS
>TUMBLR NOSE

Almost like a fucking disease, when is it ever gonna stop spreading.
It's just such a goddamn fugly design decision.

>>378805093
hot

>>378807237
Oh god no, please no

>>378805093
Willing to put money that she says she's, "pansexual."

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>>378806091

>Caring enough to make repeated threads about this
>Giving them free advertisement
>Thinking there isn't at least one person looking at this thread that isn't now interested in this game because they like big women
>Shout that SJWs should make their own games instead of complaining about others
>Goes onto complain about the games they make when they do exactly that
>Not wanting to fuck >>378805093 's thighs

GamerGate was a huge mistake.

>>378808942
And here's the (You) handout for tonight. Don't spend it all on one thread.

>>378805093
>>378805285

I've seen her in real life. Trust me. She doesn't.
And she smells fucking foul.

>>378801969
>kickshitter
kill yourself

>>378809065
>Trust me. She doesn't.
>Literally photoshops her face to look slimmer
>Is a full moon in pictures with other people

Absolutely fantastic.

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>>378806351
>accuse someone of being from reddit
>can't greentext

Just donated 50 $.

>>378809812
Good thinking.
More money will buy the makers more food that will lead to an earlier death from diabetic shock.

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>>378804598
its the new colored

Its the new Arkh Project.

>>378809059

Not an argument.

>>378810172

No, it's not. It's more than possible to make a VN for $30,000. It's impossible to make a fucking AAA game for $6,000.

>>378809812
You don't need to lie here, friend.

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Please God, let me meet her. All I want to is to find that perfect girl I know exists. She’s sweet and shy and my age and likes all the things I do, perhaps even is on this site itself. The girl who won’t secretly think I’m a loser, the girl I can cuddle with (even if only possible online) and spent nights talking to and laughing and sharing happiness. Someone who can reciprocate the love I put in, the girl who I can make feel safe and secure unconditionally and can fill this gaping, empty void in my heart.Please, just let me find this person. I’ll change everything about me if that’s what it takes Please, I just can’t take the loneliness anymore.

>>378810475
There's nothing wrong with well done steak.

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>>378805093
>scorpio
there's a fucking surprise

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>>378810906
>There's nothing wrong with well done steak.

>>378805485
they'll probably waste the kikestarter money on food before they even develop the fucking game

>>378801969
Can we stop posting this as though anybody on /v/ actually gives a fuck? No one does.

>>378809642
>fethal alcohol syndrome rei

>>378803842
>t I can't shake the feeling that she's just adding poc's to be trendy.

Given the cookie-cutter Tumblr Art style, I'd say that pretty safe bet.

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>>378801969
FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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>>378810906
>There's nothing wrong with well done steak.

>>378811563
This is getting old.

>>378810906
Spoken like somebody who's never tried medium or medium rare.

>Post gets deleted for being off-topic
>Start spamming the same thread because you got butthurt

Embarrassing

>>378808942
WTF now I love SJWs?!

>>378811742
A meme can't get old if it was never funny or interesting to begin with.

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>>378810906
>There's nothing wrong with well done steak.

>>378811439
Are you kidding? It's /v/'s favorite topic - politics - but veiled in videogames so it's on-topic and the thread doesn't get deleted. Enjoy eight years of this.

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>>378806091
I'm only laughing because i've seen the video

>>378805093
can't blame her about hating 3DPD

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I've been waiting for this.

>>378810728
ok

>>378811961
/pol/ is like my second most frequented board, I come here to get away from that shit. Besides >>378808942 has an excellent point. We've been telling SJW's to make their own games instead of shitting up existing ones, and now they have.

Does it look like stupid pandering trash? Absolutely, but that's great because we don't have to buy it. In fact, we can ruthlessly mock it when it comes out and somebody pirates it. Until then though, I'm sick of seeing this exact same pic posted and the OP just saying "Thoughts?" or some other ironic shitpost. We know how /v/ would generally feel about a game like this, and we're just beating a dead horse.

>>378812335
OP here.
I'm gonna post this every single day.
You have no way to stop me.

>>378812141
>An Fat Sim
>An Fat

ONE FUCKING JOB

>>378812503
Fair. I suppose I'll just have to try to filter it.

>>378812141
>TWEATY TWOSCOOPS

That doesn't even look like the letter N.

>>378812335
You wrote a whole paragraph about how much you dislike this Kickstarter. Just ignored it and move on with your shitposting. Jesus.

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>>378805093
T-T-THICCCCCCCCCCEEEER

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From her tumblr

>>378813104
...and?

>>378813250
Kill yourself nigger

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>>378813368
Triggered much?

>>378813368
hi /pol/

>>378813506
>>378813530
Samefag nigger
Back to tumblr you go

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>>378813368
>>378813506
>>378813609
I hate you people

>>378813609
>he can't even check for samefag

/pol/ really is full of newfags

>>378813104
WE

>>378813368
>triggered by a single conjunction
Skin one atom thick.

>>378811995
what video?

>>378813903
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2htazYLoxQ

>>378801969
BLONALD WUMPOF

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>>378801969
it's this, dare to say, videogames resurgent?

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>>378801969
i thought by the thumb nail that those were huge boobs

>>378805093
>loves 2D boys
>hates real boys

Is she, dare I say, /our girl/?

>>378805401
>double quotation
That's literally the "'-Wayne Gretsky' -Michael Scott" thing from The Office. What the fuck.

>>378805093
>fat
>5'4
>gallbladder removal
>loves 2D boys and hated 3D boys
>keys+anime boys
>badge of honor
>amethyst
>pachimari
>one of many alpacas
>depression and anxiety medication
>THUNDERCRAMPS
>has makeup but what's the point when you still look like an elephant seal
>spare tablet pen
>diet fucking ginger ale
>more anime boys
>loves cheesecake
>hates excuses and tardiness when she's fat as fuck and prolly constantly lies to her mom about where the food went
>crop top
>jean shorts
>half dyed hair
>loves the internate and hates when there's no wifi

You can't make this shit up. She's like a human version of /r9k/.

>>378813506
The flag is freedom. Wearing the headscarf isn't freedom.

>>378814189
>yiik
MORE LIKE YUCK

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Reminder

Phew, good thing you guys caught this in time. I almost thought some person that likes things I don't like was going to be able to make something catering to a different group of people.

Better fire up those twitter accounts and image macros!

>hueg nigger thighs

i want this somehow.

>>378815569
Fucking hypocrites, all of them.

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>>378801969
>that drawing of all the random Muslims in hijabs that was supposed to be Soundwave and his tapes

I just don't know anymore.

>>378806948
/pol/ DINDU NUFFIN, THEY GOOD BOARD

>>378810475
Wait this is actually funny.

>>378810728
Wait, wait, hold on a second.

She's cute.

>>378815929
>Muslims in hijabs that was supposed to be Soundwave and his tapes

Holy shit, that's hilarious.

>>378816067

She's literally the only one that looks dateable and not a fat slob or annoying hipster.

>>378805093
>so fat that her PS4 controller is chocolate colored

>>378807448
It was never good. Left is shitty anime without references, right is "oh I picked up some tutorials from my favorite tumblr artists and learned some great techniques also what's proportion and anatomy?"

>>378815569
>im a fat ass but wouldn't date a fat person.

>>378814916
>implying America has anything to do with freedom

el oh el goyim

>>378817061
We have knives for one.

>>378815569
i get it.

i have a bbw/ssbbw fetish but i still hate fat people and wouldn't date one

>>378814189
>tfw there's many aspects of yiik's art style I like
>had to be used with hipster core slow ass turnebased millenial pandering garbage

I just want low poly and surreal

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>>378815569
>check out person she's replying to.
>nerdy trans girl.

Do these people have any normies in their social circle? Because normies don't act like this.