*teleports behind you*
>>378786978
That belly makes my benis tingle.
>>378786978
Shameful faps thread?
>>378787134
>Shameful fap
Never be ashamed of your faps. OWN YOUR FAPS LIKE A MAN
>>378787083
Same. Pregnancy fetish is the only natural fetish.
>>378788103
>3D girls
>>378788103
I just came...
>>378788103
>being attracted to females unfit for current fecundation and more than likely got pregnant by another male
Pregnancy fetish is literally the beta male nature detector, you're so unfit to reproduce that your brains has to get off to leftovers.
>>378788103
I have a boner for preggo sex but I can tell that bitch was fat even before getting pregnantwould still fuck tho
>>378788698
How much of a homo do you have to be to not want to get a woman pregnant then fuck them as they're pregnant, over and over again?
>>378788698
>tfw you know he's right
>>378788893
Wanting to make a woman pregnant is waaaay different from being attracted to already pregnant ones, at least from the animal point of view.
In the second case you're like that weak and pathetic animal unable to claim a female for itself and has to try and fuck an already fecundated female while a proper male is away, otherwise it would get fucking rekt as the useless piece of shit that it is.
>>378788893
they have the nu-male mentality of being unable to comprehend their own fertility as males and subsequently their ability to impregnate women, and since being lazy, self-centered and irresponsible like a true modern nihilist shitbird is diametrically opposite to the role of fatherhood, they actively fight the idea.
their masculinity ends at ejaculation, they might as well kill themselves after getting laid once.
>>378789380
>Arguing about evolutionary psychology on fucking /v/.
>>378788103
Here you go
>>378788103
disgusting
>pregnant women gross me out
>hate babies
>still want kids of my own
Niggers have it all figured out
You knock up the woman, leave to get cigarettes and come back 5 years later
The baby phase is over and you can experience the actual good parts of parenting, turning the kid into everything you weren't able to become
>>378790224
Hmmm, maybe you're on to something...
I'm 5'6.
>>378790218
Fag
>>378786978
nothing personnel kid
>>378790110
S A U C E
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>>378788698
>more than likely got pregnant by another male
Wow, you don't fuck the girls you masturbate to yourself?
>>378790110
post more
>>378788103
Now anon, that isn't video gamespost more
>>378786978
lmao look at that gut, hit the gym nerd.
>>378790110
>>378788103
It's even hotter knowing that there's a black baby in there. Another white bloodline destroyed forever. Unf.
>>378788698
>>378789380
>trying to turn sex for the purpose of reproduction into cuck shit
your brain is fucked boy.
>>378790979
Wow me too, we should start a manlet club
>>378786978
*teleports into you*
*shotguns you in the face*
>>378792058
The first time I fought that boss it killed all my fucking pikmin.
>>378790979
I'm 6'4.
>>378791909
>>378792019
>>378792058
http://archive.is/Akfyf
/v/ stinks on ice.
Every one of you in this thread; take a running start when you go fuck yourselves.
I fucking hate you, /v/. See you tomorrow.
>>378792452
>all those zips offline
>>378792409
I'm 6'0"
>>378786978
I would gladly and willingly copulate with this creature
I think she's beautiful
Body horror is the purest form of beauty
>>378792615
>>378786978
God, they were the fucking worst.
Especially when they killed off your dumb buddies. Then when you go to revive, there she is, impaling you.
FUCK
>>378792701
nvm lol
https://my.mixtape.moe/rdyhxs.zip
*doesn't play shit game*
>>378786978
I laughed when one of these showed up in Mass Effect 3, just casually titled Morinth. Your choices sure do matter.
Reminder that preg is best.
>>378793469
Not as bad as a phantom casual titled Jack.
>>378793752
It can literally turn a 10/10 into a 3/10.
>>378794049
you have that backwards
>>378786978
>Banshee models have an uncensored, fully rendered vagina.
Also.
>Thanix missiles
Even more triggering.
>>378787083
>>378788103
Ah, I see there are gentlemen of class and culture in this thread.
>>378792204
Kill yourself immediately.
>>378786978
Do you think licking her nips would be like licking a 9 volt battery?
>>378786978
>Playing a guggernaut geth
>Bitch teleport to fuck your shit up
>Your immune to sync kill
>Melt her face with the PPR
>>378795146
Let me see those geth balls.
>>378786978
Fuck off, Morinth.
>Warp
>Charge
>Nova
>Wraith 2x
Ded
>>378794186
I can see finding a woman you knocked up attractive, but a bloated belly on its own is not a turn on.
>>378796120
it's like a giant boob shape
Pregnant fetish is one of the weirdest fetishes in existence
How come all the other species get made into elite Reaper ground units but humanity gets stuck being the grunts.
>>378796390
that's ludicrous
males have been around, and fetishized pregnant females since before we were an actual species
pre fetish best fetish
>>378796896
*preg
typing with one hand is hard
>>378796828
You would know that wouldn't you?
>>378797014
yes
t.anthropologist
>>378797092
dam she thic
>>378797092
Those are thought to have been made by pregnant women, not the men.
From an evolutionary point of view, a pregnancy fetish is retarded as hell. A pregnant woman is the very definition of worthless for any male who isn't the father (from a natural selection / evolution perspective).
Weird.
>>378797412
>From an evolutionary point of view, a pregnancy fetish is retarded as hell.
>A pregnant woman is the very definition of worthless for any male who isn't the father
i can't believe you can't put 2 and 2 on this
men's hormones and brain patterns change when they're around pregnant women and babies, the protective instinct kicks in, if the man didn't find his pregnant wife attractive he would lose interest in spending time with her and thus protecting and providing her.
>>378797412
Good thing nobody cares about what evolution has suggested we do. Believe it or not, people have other goals in life than to just reproduce. We aren't animals anymore, anon. We're a pleasure driven species.
>>378797412
>>378797702
or maybe those evolutionary traits aren't relevant any more? there are people who jack off to furries and xenos
>>378797412
>From an evolutionary point of view, a pregnancy fetish is retarded as hell. A pregnant woman is the very definition of worthless for any male who isn't the father (from a natural selection / evolution perspective).
Not for community-based lifeforms like humans. Every extra, healthy human in the tribe is a productive member.
But community-based lifeforms go completely against most of evolutionary theory, so there's that.
>>378797702
Lol you're seriously deluded if you think men care about a preggers chick that isn't carrying their seed.
>>378797975
>a preggers chick that isn't carrying their seed.
about as much as they care about a girl getting a dick in porn that isn't theirs, you fucking retard, IT'S PART OF THE FANTASY
>>378790110
How is this attractive
There's someone's ugly baby living in that, like some kind of parasite.
>>378798039
Why do porn show the guys assholes and faces? I instantly turn off any that does this and block it so I can't ever click on it again. That's literally the definition of gay.
>>378798039
I said care, not make a fetish out of it.
>>378798172
It's almost as if attraction is subjective.
>>378790110
I'll be honest: I'm fapping to this is because I perceive that belly as pure fat, not preg.
Granted, the only reason this illusion works is because the rest of her body is thicc as fuck.
>>378796323
That's great if you're fourteen and still wanking to FHM in-between reviews of sound systems and watches you simply must have this upcoming season.
>>378798908
did you forget your pills brother
>>378798980
Fuck off Hogan, I'm in no mood for your shit brother
post more
>>378796120
A soft tummy on a woman is objective proof of her mate's ability to provide more than enough food for her to consume.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2TAmGmsw-o
ITT: fucking degenerates worse than jews
>>378790110
reminds of Azissmiss at peak thicc
>>378788103
>tfw you derail a Mass Effect 3 thread with a single post
>>378786978
WHERE ARE THE FUCKING VIDEO GAMES
>>378800827
>he doesn't play preg sims
>>378801596
Vitamin Quest is the only good pregnancy game I can think of.
>>378799808
I don't care, it's really unattractive.
>>378802689
>it's really unattractive.
Maybe if you're a fag and a pedophile. Like the romans who popularized emaciated skinny females to resemble the little boys they were no longer allowed to have.
>>378802956
goddamn man I have never seen someone defend a fetish like someone defends an EA game
>>378790110
Posting more since this thread is still up somehow.
we're auto saging! quick, post your best preg pics!
>>378803527
>>378790110
>>378803527
she's a fucking goddess
>>378803619
>>378803548
oh fuck, we're not actually auto saging! never mind!
>>378803710
i want to like prego i really do
but i have an irrational fear that i will hug them too hard and crush the baby :/
>>378803527
Holy fucking shit please post more or sauce or something. I need videos with these sexy preggo chick's
>>378802956
Guts are gross. Nice hips/ass a nice chest and a flat stomach makes an ideal woman.
>>378803859
>>378786978
She would be first girl that would want something from me, soo I would say Hi. If she would give me chocolate bar, I could marry her.
>>378803902
the water makes it look far bigger than the baby actually is, pregnant bellies are firm but still very bouncy and flexible.
>>378803902
Here (You) go Sheldor now give me sauce.
>>378803952
>>378788103
Creampie fetish is the only natural fetish.
Bonus points if it's POV creampie.
>>378804043
Hopefully this one doesn't kill it for anybody :)
I don't get pregnancy fetishes. Not to say I don't find it attractive...but I'm not going have sex with a pregnant woman. Have the kid, heal up and then it's back to business. Guess I'm the odd on here, huh.
>>378790110
This has awoken something within me and I don't like it
>>378804043
Even people who don't think they like preggo like preggo.
Like me.
Came into this thread expecting to be grossed out but I want to fuck this girl so bad right now.
>>378804137
POST MORE
>>378803937
Content is hard to come by now, but she used to post shit to reddit under maebh17
This is supposed to be a prego thread not a fatfuck thread
>>378804261
Nigga there is literally a zip itt with all of her shit.
>>378804137
>those huge areolas
>>378793023
Good shit.
>>378804276
>>378788103
Lord have mercy...
>>378797412
What about the woman having proven she's fertile?
>>378798172
If you think of human babies as parasites you've probably issues, man. We're made to fuck.
>>378804417
Last one, best vidya thread ever
>>378799875
Pregnancy is probably one of the least degenerate fetishes out there.
It's a fetish over a natural process, after all.
>>378804137
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>>378804561
>>378804417
Mods/Jans, go ahead and clean this shit up. Thanks. This isn't /s/ you desperate faggots.
>>378804507
>were made to fuck
not really an argument seeing as we have progressed past the me caveman me rape woman stage
baby
>does nothing
>need to eat more food
>feeds off the host
>makes the host sick
parasite
>does nothing
>need to eat more food
>feeds off the host
>makes the host sick
>>378804561
Godspeed, anon.
>>378804605
isnt shitting a natural process?
>>378804685
Anons, go ahead and shut the fuck up, you sniveling cunt :)
>>378804726
You (NEET Loser)
>does nothing
>need to eat more food
>feeds off the host (parents)
>makes the host sick
Hmmm Mr parasite
>>378803950
If you can't tolerate even a little bellyand thighsthen you're terminally low test.
>>378788893
>>378789658
How is wanting to fuck a pregnant woman related to accepting fatherhood? If anything the sex is a possible danger to the baby. You are accusing people of being homos/numales, yet you are the ones lusting for a woman that you can't impregnate.
>>378792452
>big brown nipple
>extra thiccness
Oh boy, let the game begin!
>>378804561
Thanks for the dump anon
>>378804882
>If anything the sex is a possible danger to the baby.
are you literally 12
>>378804825
projecting? i have a job bud and pay to live at uni
>>378804726
Well alrighty, buddy. I don't really share your view and think your comparison is somewhat shortsighted, but that's alright.
Personally I got a fucking need to breed, man. Just wanna find a wife, fill her with like 8 babies, keep bringing in dosh for her and the kids and then knock her up again.
>>378804726
What the fuck this image literally had me laughing hysterically. I hope you're happy anon
>>378804873
Guts are gross, thighs are great. The reason it's called an hourglass figure is because it gets thin in the middle fellow.
>>378804726
>we have progressed past the me caveman me rape woman stage
Yes, thank god rape is extinct and we've evolved past fucking to reproduce
>>378804987
Why don't you fucking retards even know what projecting is? Good thing you're going to school, maybe you won't be so fucking retarded by the end of it.
>>378805120
you okay friend?
point on the doll where the comment hurt you
>>378804882
>sex is a danger to the baby
It isn't actually. You're more likely to produce healthy children if you have sex during pregnancy.
>inb4 penetrating the womb
Unless you have a curved dick, this is literally impossible.
>>378804806
Yes, but pregnancy is closely tied to vanilla sex.
>>378805289
>anon proves hes a manlet in his dick too
:(
>>378805393
the butt hole is closely tied to the vagina
>this thread
>>378804882
You let the chick lay on her side and pound her pussy from behind, and for me my pregnancy fetish stems from my impregnation fetish, who the fuck besides idiots doesn't self insert as the guy who got her pregnant in the first place?
>>378805505
>tied
Nah it's definitely a a one sided victory anon.
>>378805592
There's also the fact that pregnant women are horny asf
>>378805505
And that's why lots of people also like anal, what's your point?
>>378805120
It's actually really annoying. /v/ as a whole seem to conflate projecting with making assumptions.
>>378805029
Perfect hourglass figure being the "ideal" is a recent invention made to sell shit, for most of human history people appreciated at least a little cushion in the middle.
>>378805592
Judging by the thread, those kind of guys are out there
>>378805715
yea i read about that in a ben 10 fanfic
is that true?
>>378788698
You're not wrong. Everyone else that disagree are ashamed of themselves because of it to. It is a beta males fetish.
>tfw have lots of saved preg pics butit's pretty much pone stuff
If I could i'd dump.
>>378805796
I don't give a fuck if people hundreds of years ago liked fat chicks. They also died from minor infections and thought the earth was the centre of the universe.
Flat stomach along with some curves is ideal. When a girl I'm dating gets chunky I get her to go to the gym with me, if a girl I was dating ever got downright fat I'd break it off.
>>378805842
Yeah, it's true.
A woman's hormones go into overdrive during that period which leads to mood swings, increased appetite and them craving sex.
>>378805941
What if you got your girlfriend pregnant? Would you fuck her during her pregnancy?
>>378805941
It's ideal for YOU. It's not an objectivity right or wrong thing, it applies specifically to you
>>378805793
No, it's just that they care more about trash talk and memez than sound rhetoric
>>378806305
Maybe, maybe not. I'd be more concerned with the baby growing inside her.
>>378806404
more
Bunch of goddamn bitches in this thread.
>>378800827
Violated Heroine
>>378790110
>those hip and tits
>short hair
Fuuuuuug it's everything i want on women
>>378805941
>making an equivalence this forced
Not everyone has your tastes, because not everybody is you, even if you want them to be in order to not feel slightly uncomfortable for a few minutes on occasion.
This thread is a testament to how dead Mass Effect is
>>378806596
>>378806305
I dunno, probably. I don't find preggo chicks attractive but I hear it's different when it's your girl.
>>378806493
>>378806667
Obviously. The other guy started in with the objective talk not me saying if you don't like guts on a chick you're low test or whatever. You guys can have whatever fetish you want, no skin off my back.
>>378806749
>>378803902
Fuck (You), Sheldon.Fuck (You), and your shitty show
>>378803902
fuck off sheldor
>>378806907
>>378807126
>more maebh content
a saint you are
>>378803902
>>378807126
Here we go
>>378807126
The ass is fat.
.../v/ is dead.
>>378806881
You literally tried to dictate to us, not just you, that a full belly can't be attractive.
And you're not even sure of your own position.
>>378807381
>>378807469
Agreed, how am I getting away with this?
>>378807580
Mods want to fap too anon.
>>378807126
>>378807580
Going all in fellas, see you on the other side.
>>378788103
Wait, are banshees pregnant or just fat?
>>378807782
Oh Jesus Christ yes. Any of her spread?
>>378807782
>>378807469
Fap threads were commonplace in the old days when you didn't have mods to shield you from all the scary offtopics you didn't personally care for, junior.
>>378807782
Oh god I'd suck those things dry
>>378807782
...now that's just nasty.
>>378807782
>cocoa puff nipples
>>378807867
>>378807913
>>378807562
Nah, he said preg is best and I disagreed and it spiraled from there. I'm sure of my position in that I don't find pregnant women or any kind of belly attractive but I'm open to the possibility that if I knock someone up I might find them attractive due to hormones or some shit.
You're being fairly self rightious about a fetish right now dude, acting like I stamped on your cookie for saying it's gross. Every time some footfag posts feet people call them disgusting and they just accept their lot in life.
>>378807904
None of this has to do with /v/ at all. This is why mods exist. But hey, all of you degenerates are going to get banned for this shit. Maybe you can take that time to go outside and actually talk to girls rather then plaguing this place with your trash fetishes. See you on the other side, junior.
>>378808235
Fuck you, friendo
>>378808000
>I'm sure of my position
>UHHHH I dunno if Id want to fuck my gf if she was preggers or not
Also you're completely offbase about characterizing liking anything that's not a magazine fantasy perfect hourglass as a "fetish."
Get some damn perspective you millenial, history has shown there's natural variability in what people like and that's true regardless of how inconvenient it is for your attempt to force your rigid concept of ideal on others.
>>378808585
Right back at you, kiddo. Enjoy the ban.
>>378808235
>being exactly this butthurt for being exposed as the newfag you are
>this thread
>>378808775
Oh wow, how witty!
>>378808585
What is that? Pimples?
>>378808773
Oh no, you think they're really gonna ban me? I can't even do anything else with my time!
>>378808923
Got a imgur with all the images? Bless you preganon
>>378809073
There's
A
Zip
In
This
Fucking
Thread
>>378808923
I am sure you will figure that out...
>>378807836
Someone please answer my question so I can leave this place.
>>378809214
We just don't know anon. We just don't know.
>>378808923
Or just take 2 seconds to change your IP address.
>>378798172
>parasite
Please retard, learn what words mean instead of spewing them just because they sound cool.
>>378809073
I do not, I apologize. Also that last one was it for realskies.
>>378808649
You're a fucking millennial as well. I'm late 20s and I'm a millennial. Learn what words mean before they use them. I was responding to someone claiming preggo is the best, I didn't make a topic to shit out prego out of nowhere. If you put your ideas out there people will disagree with them. Being open to your opinion changing down the road isn't a sign of being unsure, it's a sign of knowing that hormones can fuck with people.
>>378790224
You have some biological and psychological factors that make you bond with your kid. Or they developed because bonding to children was key to survival. Shit like how women can get pleasure and also oxycontin is released in the brain. Also makes them frisky as hell. However this release also might have an effect that causes postpartum depression.
Men just don't want to be lonely and hope to god that this woman isn't a bitch and she'll guard him from despair.
>>378792326
With that shield gate? You'd better hope you have TacCloak + Claymore.
>>378809214
When the game got leaked six months before release, the script said that Banshees were reproducing reapers, much like Broodmothers in Dragon Age.
The Lessus mission at the Asari monastery was about setting that down. Samara's daughters were Broodmothers themselves. Everyone said it was retarded and Bioware rewrote it.
I need more.
>>378809371
No problem, saved everything. Thanks
>>378809637
*shutting that down
Fucking phone posting
>>378809637
Thank you.
>>378809901
What's this?
I thought this was a Mass Effect thread
>>378809981
close
it's a mass erect thread
>>378809981
Former drone here AMA
>>378810093
Are you still mad?
>>378809901
Ciri is pure!
>>378809960
unfortunately the only pregnant image of ciri i have
>>378810157
I modded ME3
I'd be madder if I actually bought the games
>>378810093
What did it take for you realize how poor the writing is in these games? Did it ever matter to you?
>>378786978
I fucking hated these things in multiplayer. Being a melee Krogan when she insta-kills you at short range is suffering.
>>378810301
When ME2 happened. Then I got dickslapped with DA2 and pronounced them dead
>>378810416
Drones loved both of those games, and then ate even more shit with DA:I and ME3.
>>378809637
cuto catto
If there were a mod in FO4 that allowed you to make a pregnant avatar, added to pic related, I would probably buy the game for full price.
>>378810770
go on pregchan, there's an entire thread full of pregnant models in fallout 4
Girls who are just starting to show are best.
>>378786978
>implying you can teleport to me when i've already charged and shotgunned your ugly bitch face in
>>378811160
Thank you, back on track here.
>>378810770
inb4 someone posts the FO4 vore video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4XlHwaMEapc
>pregnancy thread turning into a vore thread
>>378803902
Better safe than sorry
>>378815947
>>378816962
>muscly pregnant girls
This is something I did not know I wanted...
>>378786978
The fact that there is so little porn of them is a crime
Can't see this thread lasting much longer.
>>378818000
It would be the most shameful faps from that game. Next to the /ss/ videos with the kid who was obviously going to die