ITT: games that are only good on /v/, but shit in real life:

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>>378771765

>>378771765
What does that even mean?

>>378772251

It means he doesn't like it and for some reason has to complain about some /v/ posters liking it enough to post about it.

AKA he's a fucking retard, and I don't know what the point is.

>>378772357
>Roll
>Roll
>Roll
>Learn boss attack pattern
>???
>Win

10/10 game

>>378772514
>Learn boss attack pattern
>???
>Win
Congrats you just described every boss fight ever

>>378772717
Untrue

See: Furi

>>378773005
This was exactly how I completed furi

>>378772514
That part of getting gud. Sounds like you can't even comprehend it. That makes me really sad for you. You're missing out on megaman, donkey kong country, and a zillion other games. Better you stick with VN or something.

>>378772717
Congrats you just described combat in literally every fucking game

>>378773257
What's so gud about memorising?
I could probably train a monkey to beat dark souls

Take a fighting game for example, where you can't memorize but you have to react to unforeseeable moves
Now that's being gud

>>378772514
Yeah, what's with games telling me to learn things in order to win?

>>378773257
>Block and parry weak enemies
>Roll to the side against strong ones that blatantly telegraph their attacks, hit them once and roll away
PREPARE TO DIE XD

>>378773417
Pattern recognition is just required to function in everyday society. That's why I feel sorry for you.

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>>378772514
>Press button
>Win

>>378773005
Did you fucking even play Furi? That is exactly how you play it. Learn how to react to the boss attacks until you can fight them without getting hit.