Friday the 13th thread Post your best stories lads.

>play game
>its shit
>refund

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>Be me
>Die
>Repeat

Unbalanced game. Fuck it. When are they going to nerf Jason?

>>378762495
>>378762608
DbD fags detected

>>378762495
>play game
>its shit
>can't refund because was stupid enough to buy it on console

fml

>play join
>join lobby
>game starts
>a bunch of people d/c because they aren't Jason
>rinse and repeat

twitch bait game for kids
Has pewdiepie uploaded a video yet?

I wish there was an option to get grouped with people who use a mic.

Wow this thread is full of edgy 15 year old negative cunts. The post quality is simply terrible.

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>packanack lodge
>/chadtime/
>spawn right next to the lodge
>jason morphs near the car
>start looting,find keys and gun
>jason starts chasing me
>run from house to house jumping through windows
>lead him far as fuck away
>eventually make my way back to the lodge with jason hot on my tail
>see 5 others working on the car
>"dude wtf why'd you bring jason"
>jason loses his hate boner for me and start killing jenny
>hop into car, start it
>some fags try to block the road
>"wait for us! Let us in!
>run them over
>escape
mfw

>>378764183
Can you actually do this?

>>378764396

Yes, you dumb nigger. You calling me a liar? Ill fite you, fagget.

HOW DO I GET IN THE BOAT
I WOULD'VE SURVIVED THE LAST MATCH IF THIS GAME WASN'T JANK AS HELL REEE

>>378762305
>Crystal Lake map
>Hide in house closet on 2nd floor
>Wait 15 minutes
>Win

every time

>>378764521
>You calling me a liar?
yes

>>378764521
nice one imposter

>>378764396

Yeah some dude who wanted us to stop the car got run over after we were hauling ass. Driver gets penalized.

>>378764983
that sounds funny

>>378764790


You need to be at a dock and even then it's sketchy. Even more so when someone is already driving the boat.

I tried to get on while simming but it doesn't work.

>>378764396

Lirik did it on stream.

What the fuck is this match making I've been getting the euro servers all fucking day. Most of my games I have like 120+ ping while every else is 40ish and is a ruskie or a chink.

>>378764790
Person driving has to start the motor before anyone can get in, like the car

>>378765162
I've never had a problem getting in while swimming. The boat just has to be stopped. Does anyone know if you can run swimmers over with the boat? I haven't seen that yet.

I want shorts on Jenny.

Whats the appeal of Chad? Those stats are shit.

>be jason
>blast "tiny tim-living in the sunlight" while murdering everyone
>back in the lobby
>" yo jason that was some funny shit mane"
It feels good to entertain

I just had my first Jason game.
I killed 4/8, I think I did ok.

>>378765704

You can't talk to anyone as Jason.

>>378765806

You can talk when you are back in the lobby dumb pleb.

>>378765704
>teenagers chide you on for being a dumbass
>you're almost twice their age
>feels good

you sorry sack of shit

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>>378762305
The Warcraft 3 version of the game is still superior.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNhLDkC1jfc

>>378765667
chad has high luck which, occasionally you'll find car keys,map,radio, or other parts fairly quickly. also if you jump out windows your luck determines if you get hurt or not, with chad you almost never get hurt
Also he's a quick little bastard

>>378765667
Chad is great if you want to have some fun. Like talking down on the other counselors for being peasants, taunting Jason, taking the car and driving off solo.

Y'know, Chad stuff.

>>378765905
Luck does not affect your chance to find items.

>>378765872

>while murdering everyone

>>378762305
There was a place near my college called Crystal Lake. Some friends and I wanted to go out there and stay overnight and party but I was scheduled to work on the night we chose at the campus D-hall. I never got to find out how it went because we lost touch, never saw them after to ask them.

>>378765806
Yes you can. I've had to walk several people through the motions of killing Jason so they could get the achievment while I am playing as Jason

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>Be in game with black people
>AYYY yo JASON IS A BITCH NIGGA when a counselor
>GET SOME BITCH when they are Jason

>>378766003
if your in proximity they can hear you. have you even played the game?

>>378765902
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EPnKea9c9rg

>>378762305
Dead By Daylight is better

>>378766062
lobby probably had the dumbfuck on mute

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>Crystal Lake
>playing as everyone's favorite flannel counselor
>start at the archery range
>enter supply building nearby, there's a propeller
>boat spawned to the north at the shore
>book it while Jason is chasing some people on the other side of the map
>drop the propellor near the boat and check the boathouse
>there's gas
>say fuck it and try to repair with 5 repair, what could go wrong?
>mess up once on each repair, but no jason spawn
>get the boat fixed and start it up
>about to leave when I see a Buggzy and Vanessa charging down the beach asking me to wait; buggzy has a shotgun
>stop the boat and tell one of them to hurry up
>Buggzy shoots Vanessa with the shotgun and jumps in
>dodge a teleporting jason in the water and escape
>we're the only two to survive

Felt pretty good.

>Dump both sets of car keys in lake
>Drop propeller and fuse in woods
>Hide in bugged closet

How the fuck do I stop getting matched on european servers jesus christ playing Buggzy is awful if I can't communicate to high repair teammates.

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Here's a funny story

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>part 2 Jason
>trap everything ever
>4 people snap my traps trying to fix the phone and I kill them all this way
>only objective I didn't trap was the boat and I managed to stop it in the middle of the water before the slut was off anyway
>last person alive gets so butthurt he lagswitches to 600 ping so he's constantly teleporting around and abusing the infinite sprint glitch while insulting me with a very nasal voice
>kill him anyway because throwing knives

>>378764821

The map is so fucking large that I almost believe this is possible, but doesn't Jason's detection ability get stronger as the game rolls on? Eventually he should be able to detect at least what house you're in right?

>>378766003

You can talk to others as jason when in close proximity fucking PLEBEIAN

>>378766963
shitty story faggot

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>>378766319
>Buggzy shoots Vanessa with the shotgun and jumps in

>>378767004
The closets on the second floor are bugged, Jason can't use the "E" kill animation or attack them

>>378766959
>having projects planned
>when this game is a hot mess
>when your team is already as tiny as can be
This spells doom for this game really, REALLY hard. I feel bad for people that still have some hope for this game being better.

>crouch sprinting
>floating glitch
>people going under the bridge as soon as the game starts
>roof camping bug

Game is unplayable till these get fixed.

>>378767004

It doesn't get stronger. It's only stronger dependent on the Jason equipped. He can see you in the house if you are close or maybe because of fear. I'm not sure.

>>378767040
Stay butthurt, survivor main.

>>378765202
fuck off lebbit

>>378767168


Haven't seen this once. Are these just PC exclusive glitches?

>>378766209
No it isn't, fuck off faggot.

>>378765806
Yes you can. Why do people keep saying this? Jason's mic is proximity based just like everyone else's. Is this just shitposters who haven't played it?

>>378767301
Console as we. They aren't widely known, but it's getting worse and worse as time goes on.

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>>378764183
Lol

But is it worth 30 bucks?

>>378764171
>people who don't like an edgy af game are edgy

>Play game
>Its a buggy piece of boring trash made for streamers to facecam too
>Uninstall

>>378767558
none of my friends got it, but met some really cool people over the last few days,having a blast dicking around with them. that being said, wait for a discount,or atleast 2-3 weeks and see where the game is at

>Buggzy player is getting mad because he can't jump through a window.
>"Need some help with the window?"
>Toss Buggzy to his death and he quits out of rage.

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>play game
>pick AJ
>attempt to stealth
>Vanessigger sprints around the map like a retard
>gets found by Jason like a retard
>bee lines directly to my blip on the map
>runs Jason right into me
>outruns me and then I die to Jason instead
>this happens at least 3 times
>never buy the full game
there's your fucking story

How do you drop items?

>>378767553
Is this Chris-Chan?

>>378767849
So instead of working together people just throw each other under the bus by bringing the killer to their teammates? Wow, sounds like fun

>>378767849
When I play AJ I make it a point to avoid Vanessa players as much as possible. I'll hang around Buggzy players if they actually want to communicate since they can defend me and I can repair things for them.

How do you crouch sprint?
I want a whole squad of crouch sprinters doing circles around Jason

>>378767984
Vanessa players are to F13 what Claudette is to DbD.

>>378767558

Try the pirated version, it can still play online. There should be enough pirates playing to find at least a few games.

>buy game
>Searching for sessions....

$40 down the drain

>>378767984
Lynching Vanessas on sight is a common practice

>>378768064
close the porn, retard

Didn't buy the game. Did a dodge a huge bullet? Seems like Flavor of the Week.

>>378768049
Dude idk what the fuck that means, speak english

>>378768327
Claudette players in Dead by Daylight are try hards who always use meta perks and generally are just cancerous players all around. Vanessa in F13 attracts the same sort of players.

>>378763770
>>378762608
Who gives a fuck about nerfs if you can't even play the game? Half the lobby leaves if they don't get Jason so you get to play with two fucking people every game. Fuck that.

>>378768636
>Who gives a fuck about nerfs if you can't even play the game? Half the lobby leaves if they don't get Jason so you get to play with two fucking people every game. Fuck that.


Doesn't happen to me.

>>378767995
Plz halp

Why do people care so much about being Jason? By some miracle of the universe I usually get to be Jason in like three games in a row but I'm sick of him because it's so fucking easy to kill people.

It feels more rewarding to escape as a counselor.

Start game.
Have no idea what I'm supposed to be doing.
Grab a bat and start looking for Jason.
Search houses get First Aid spray and a pocket knife, map too.
Spend five minutes looking around, find three dead players by the blue car.
Machete Jason just hacking away at another, no grab kills or anything.
Smack with a bat. Knock mask off.
Drop First Aid spray, smack Jason again after he recovers.
Get in car.
Drive away.
Come back as Jarvis, call cops, leave.

Bitch that escaped had the sweater and presumably used it once.

>>378762305
is there anyway to buy the physical copy?

>>378768327

You know that character in online games that attract the biggest assholes?
Vanessa is this for Friday 13th. Even more so than Chad, since Jason actually struggles to find him, Vanessa might as well wear clown shoes.

>>378768760
Its happened way too many times to be worth 40 bucks. There needs to be a real penalty for leaving once you see you don't get Jason.

I can't believe I'm saying this but they should do it like DBD does it and just have you queue for killer or counselor.

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>>378768871
>>>/r/eddit

>>378768881


no not even on consoles

>>378768865
Because all those salty killers from Dead by Daylight who couldn't git gud flocked to this game and if they don't get to main their OP killer they won't play at all. Don't you worry, the game will be dead soon and those people will be forced back to being a shitty killed in DbD.

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>>378762305

>Collect Battery, Keys and Gas
>Escape on Boat instead

>>378769163
I don't want the game to die, it's really fun. I hate this play to win attitude competitive esport games have created.

This game is flawed but offers a great online experience, it's just a game. I miss that. Everything is meta competitive shit these days.

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>>378769324

Fuck your """fun"""

Nerf Jason or riot.

>>378769324
Me neither, but the DbD devs forcing the esports aspect hard attracted the wrong crowd to this game. People don't play games for fun anymore, if you aren't winning 100% of the time no matter how boring the way to do it is then you're not actually having fun.

HOW DO YOU CROUCH SPRINT

Can we get some /v/ games going?
I want to play with people who actually use a mic and aren't screaming children.

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>Be Adam
>Team up with two other people
>Get everything we need for the car
>Get to the car, Jason appears
>We drive like bats outta hell and leave everyone else
>Be a nut hair away from escaping
>Jason spawns and stops the car right at the finish line
>everyone gets out and teams up on Jason
>one guy stays behind while the two of us escape
He was a good man

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>>378769264
>escape on the boat by myself
>hid he keys, fuse and battery in the middle of nowhere
>come back as Tommy immediately
>find my shit and escape in the car by myself

Are people willingly playing these shit games that are going to be dead in a month or two? Is it shilling? Is it the twitch shills? does twitch really have that much influence? I doubt it, they have so little live viewers at peak hours. Less than 50k.

>>378769324
I hear you, I have a blast with the game too.
But the simple and painful truth is that people are shiters and if they can't be the best or at least better than somebody else with a point system in place to prove their superiority they throw a tantrum.
This is the kind of game that attracts people like that, unfortunately.

Playing councillors is a team effort though, the "let's split up and look for clues" approach gets everybody killed. Public matches need to realise that.

>>378769459
The only thing they should nerf with Jason is his grab range.

>>378769105
>redditors playing twitchbait games
Who would have guessed?

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>>378769654


>Shift grab cry babby detected

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>>378762305
Mexican reseller here, selling the game on 25 bucks because steam is nice to us third world countries

>>378769705
It's not really the shift grab, his grab range is pretty ridiculous. Shift grab is easy to evade because your camera zooms in when Jason is shifting towards you, so if you sprint briefly you'll evade him.

>>378769718
Keep your phone on the charger, Carlos.

>>378769695
More like that redditor doesn't know how to greentext, shitposter-kun

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>spawn near a car
>Jason instantly teleports to it
>have to run from tunnel vision Jason for 10 minutes
Stealthing works sometimes.

>>378769865
Dont worry John "johnny" Johnson johansen, alredy on it. ;)

>>378770101
I love part 8 Jason, but his unmasked face is so stupid looking. He looks so sad.

>>378770238
Part 6 Jason is best both masked and unmasked.

ki ki ki ma ma ma

>>378770315
Yeah, I really like part 6's design. That golden eye he has looks fucking great in the intro.

>>378770238

Jason had a hard life, can't blame him.

>>378769718
More like 22 bucks Jose

>>378770315
>>378770238
Part 7 Jason a best.
I can't not love the bastard despite being the worst Jason of the lot.

>>378770580
You gotta earn a little for yourself bro

>>378769528
>Wants to avoid screaming children
>Wants to play with /v/

Pick one

>>378770850
Stop being a Jew, faggot

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>the only Jason with Destruction, Shift, and Weapon Damage bonuses with no penalty to Morph which makes him the best Jason is exclusive DLC
I'm glad I didn't buy this cancer.

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>>378771060
>Saves 15 bucks
>Cries for 3 bucks extra
>Despite having a 40% off deal
>Trying to play the jew card

Turns out im not the only jew here

> 3 of us kiting jason
> 3 minutes left
> start running out of stamina and get hit by the axe .
> CURTAINS FOR ME COWBOY
> car turns the corner. OH MY GOD
> buggzy decides to sprint to it first and get in the 2 seater
> "BACK DA CAR UP CUZ JAYSUN OVA DARE CUZ"
> i know what i must do
> turn around and square up with jason to get the other 2 people a head start
> teleport grabbed
> being choked
> car rams into jason while hes choking me
> body flies ten feet in the air
> NIGGA OH NO
> buggzy out the car and hauls ass into the woods
> everyone dies

sometimes you have so much fun. but i call people out on their shit if they teleport grab. i saw a tommy camping in jasons shack in a corner aiming the shot gun and jason just teleport grabbed him while he was aiming at the door. straight up faggotry.

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>>378771446
Fucking every Jason does it. I feel like a moron for actually taking my time as Jason and walking into traps.

>>378770238
budget Jason

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>>378771130
>Brandon
>25% attack speed
>24% attack damage and spawn with baseball bat
>start with pocketknife
I am the giga nigga.

>>378762305
whos the girl on the cover

>>378771814
These scared faces are fucking hilarious.

Too bad only Tommy can kill Jason.

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>>378771130
>six bucks
>didn't buy it

Your fault anon.

That aside, I'd really like a Jason that is more about doing spooky jump scares.I don't care for the kills as much, as I do with fucking with people.

>shift grab a player near the start of a match saying hi, and what do they have to give to me that will let them live
>they rat out their team mates
>teleport to them, chasing them, but telling them which team mate sold them out
>they start to turn on each other
>gooooood
>watch as they don't work with each other, and people start to dick others over, by sneaking awya on a boat or car, while taking the spare keys or phone fuse with them
>chase some down and kill them
>enjoy listing to them curse each other out at the end of a match, though we're all laughing at it as well

>>378771379
Didnt know mexicans could be merchants too

>>378762305
>Be Buggsy
>Told the other players to try to kill Jason, they say ok well collect the sweater
>I say im gonna bait jason to disttract him so they can lure esily on the cabins
>Grab a machete, start looking for jason
>Me yelling things like "c'mon balboa you want to feel a real man?", "you know what happens when the irresistibleforce meets the unstoppable force?", "lets fight like the ancient Roman gladiators in your shitty camp collosseum", "mano a mano, face to face"
>Morhps and then shift grabs me
>One handed choke

*At least he could kill me with a different kill

>Then respawn as Jarvis
>The guys alredy have the sweater and a machete
>Save them from jason
>Miss the shotgun shot
>Stay on cabin with the last 4 players
>A trap in front of the door
>Kenny tolds "i have the flare gun, just wait when he enters and stops being hur by the rap, ill shot him"

>>378769547
They should add some commend screen for something like that, those people deserve some extra XP.

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>>378771904
You can't kill him, but you can sure piss off Jason players and cause them to ragequit.

Been testing my new Brandon build this morning and I've gotten two Jason players to leave the game. The rest get so annoyed they stop chasing me. One Jason even gave up and let me run to the cops as soon as he noticed it was me getting close.

The faces are perfect.

>>378772059
Continued...

>Deb with the sweater tries to open the door so Kenny can shoot him
>Kenny yells "Noo!!" as she is killed by the bear trap
>Jason kills kenny and the Vanessa
>Me with the machete hit him 3 times and drop his mask, but take some hits
>Got killed when he gets me
>Killed by one handed choke again

So close to kill him and so hit as Jason.

Why people dont use different killing animations??

>>378763660
>Ft13th community making themselves BFF with the Battleborn community

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>>378771446
I try sometimes being a chill jason, to the point I'll shift grab them, talk a bit of shit, but let them go. Nine times out of ten, they at once start calling me a trash jason and being huge faggots - sucking the fun out of a game I was trying to be fun with.

Then when I do shift grab them, I get the same results.

Then I try not to shift grab, and when I do get that sweet melee kill, death by knife throwing, or grabbing them without shifting or teleporting. . .I get the same butt hurt shit.

I want DbD faggots to go back to their game already. With more time, it'll be left with more people that like having fun, I hope.

>>378771954
>literally turning a Friday the 13th game into Nightmare on Elm Street instead
Noice.

>>378772284
>"What do you mean we out of Fried Chicken nigger!"

God bless you anon.

>>378772302
Some people don't know you can switch and faggots spam head punch for speed and efficency.

HOW DO YOU CROUCH SPRINT?

>>378772302
Time probably.
Some are relatively quick and others take a few seconds to play out and by that time other councillors are running fast.

I always try to switch it up and go for environmental kills. So far I think the best is the sleeping bag, just for the sheer novelty of it.

>>378772617
Play correctly dont be a streamfag

Playing this game during EU hours are the worst. Nothing but Russians screaming into their mics and not helping their teammates.

>>378772695
I don't stream, I play for my own pleasure

>>378769480
That's not really a problem, a game can be fun and competitive. The problem is that these shitty games that aren't competitive are being pushed as such. You get the same casual shit with Dark Souls, Overwatch, etc.

>>378762305
is this worth it on xbone?
Pc is too much of a toaster for it

>>378772617
If you are in combat mode and press shift and crouch in that order
Enjoy your infinite sprint and new shift grab blocker

>>378764396
Screwing over other people to ensure your own survival is a big part of the game. Shit gets lord of the flies real fast when there are 3+ people and a 2 seat boat.

>>378765806
Jason has proximity mic, you may have to turn it on in the settings though.

>>378765806
That is not true at all.

>>378772284
>You can't kill him
Yes you can, Jarvis can kill him with the machete and pamelas sweater

>>378765872
>>378766013
>>378767428
>>378773098
>>378773295

Yes I was wrong you can stop telling me now.

>>378772174
Then you'll risk everyone trying to be a hero for that extra xp. All four players would probably get out of the car at the same time and say 'I'll hold him off, you guys leave without me.'

>>378773356
He knows, Anon.

>>378773356
Anon, he's acknowledged that only Tommy can do the finishing blow on Jason. Read the post he's replying to.

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>>378773356
I know you can kill him, but the anon I was replying to was talking about killing him just by beating his ass.

Have the game in my cart deciding if I should buy it or not. Apart from it being a bit buggy, it looks like a lot of fun

>>378773561
>Deep_contemplation.png

>>378773557
>>378773504
>>378773561
Oh shit, my bad

>>378773647
It's only fun if everyone uses their mic and not be a try-hard. It's more of a party game than an outright survival horror game.

>Decide to stop being a pussy bitch and play a non-stealth character so I can hit Jason for sweet exp
>Casually run up to Jason, whack his face for a stun, and jog off
>Repeat several times
>Jason shift-grabs me into an instant kill
Shift grabs have to be removed.
Every fucking Jason does it and it kills all fun.

>>378773647
Be ready for literally nothing to go your way when you play.
Wanna get in the car, helped fix it up even? Nah, you wait here while we sacrifice you.

>>378767867
Looks more like Dunkey.

>>378773686
bad for what?

>>378773815
You can just injure one of the other counselors so Jason gets them instead, or just kill them, pussy

>>378773470
>give people some XP for a survival
>give a killed guy who gets commended the same XP
There, solved this hard problem for you.
Only problem now would be if some people decode to commnd someone they like even though that one died like a bitch somewhere in the woods, but well.

>>378763720
with a cheap looking game like this? You deserve it, sorry

>>378773987
You could do that, but then you'd miss out on the quality time you could be having with him.

>>378762305
>Buy game
>Servers are offline because people are trying to play
>Takes hours to come back online
>Finally get into a lobby and everyone is having constant lag spikes and high ping
>Get some random Councillor and decide to go full stealth, constant sneaking and hiding
>Eventually see Jason chasing someone down in the distance and crouch behind a thick tree peaking around with 3rd person so I know I'm not in line of sight
>He kills them and a few seconds later he teleports right next to me
>Die
>Try another game, Jason is essentially AFK and time ends up running out
>Go back to the main menu and look at buying perks
>ERROR cannot communicate with the server to complete this purchase
>Uninstall and refund

>>378774125
>Chooses to be a pussy
Not my fault you choose to hamstring yourself

>>378773927
Not reading words

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>>378773686
>>378773927

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>>378767867
>>378773841
It's their love child.

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>Be heroic Tommy Jarvis
>Only me and a Vanessa player remain
>The car is ready to go
>I tell him I'll distract Jason while he gets the car ready, then he'll swing around and pick me up
>The plan is going good
>I run to the car for my pickup
>He runs me down and kills me, while he escapes Jason
T-thanks bro

>>378773469
You were wrong, btw

>>378774582
You brought it upon yourself.

>>378774582
>Vanessa driving.
Your own fault man. Remember the song?
Their lack of spacial awareness makes them really fucking careless so if you want to leave the car alive!
Never let a woman drive.

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>>378774582
>Vanessa ever driving
Never ever.

>>378774582

> Trusting a Vanessa player
> Ever

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>Be Heroic Jason
>Help Humans escape
>TFW

>>378767178
The radius gets larger as the match progresses.

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>Be Jason Voorhees
>Come across a cabin with a Kenny and a Jenny in it
>"Hey buddy, unlock the door and I'll let you live"
>He actually does it
>Kenny player becomes my little buddy through the rest of the match, pointing me to where everyone else is
>Thanks to him, I find and kill everybody
>I decide to let him go and escape
Bro Jason is the only way to play

>>378775327
Looks like she pissed herself.

>>378767863
Down on d-pad for console. When you do this you first drop your weapon, then you can drop items you have selected.

>>378774378
>This is um, Jasonchu, my Electric Retard Pokemon character. Hmmm.

>>378775327
>shitting yourself that hard

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>>378775548
>Be me
>Jason after me
>"Everyone is at the car go after him"
>Walkie talkie exposed over me selling everyone out
>Later I still die

>Decide to start up the game again thanks to this thread
>The only person talking is a Russian with broken English
>Jason shift-grabs me into an instant kill because I didn't find any pocket knives and the perks are a fucking roulette
>Can't refund because I'm over the time limit
I'm a bit upset.

>Couple of guys get a two-seater going.
>Jason smashes the car and they scatter
>I get to the car but Jason's back yelling "NO DRIVING" in voice chat
>Beat his ass with a wrench and start the car
>Manage to get away because he sucks at teleporting, even picking up another guy in the process

>>378765905
this post made me think this game might be fun. too bad I don't play vidya

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>Find a lobby
>No one has Mics
>In a game that only works if everyone has mics

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>>378762305
>play horror game
>teenagers screaming like retards all the time
>entire horror experience immediately ruined

>>378776336
yeah, teenagers never scream like retards in the Friday the 13th movies. immersion ruined.

STOP PUTTING ME IN GAMES WITH RUSSIANS

>>378775938

If you see the Shift warning, walk in the opposite direction or at least zig zag a bit and he won't be able to grab you.

>>378776452
Yeah remember that part in Jason Lives where he kills that chick and she screams "BBLLLAAAAAAAYYYYTT!!!"?

Can you still hide the entirety of the match as AJ with the right perks?

When I'm Jason, I make them answer trivia in order to survive.

>>378776192
I don't wanna talk to stupid horror game fans. Fuck you.

>>378777020
I like this. Bringing back that old TF2 griefing video in style.

>>378776853

Sense can still out you if he gets close enough, especially once he rages.

>>378776853
He has to be a few feet from you, but the game cheats and sends out random sound signals even if you aren't moving. So he will always know what general area you are in.

>>378777147
Even if you're off in some obscure corner of the map nobody has any reason to go to? I always managed to slip away by hiding around the rocky cliff area in Crystal Lake.

>>378777106
Then why did you buy a game that was created for horror game fans?

>friends talk me into buying this on PS4
>don't worry Anon, we'll play every night
>we played all of one game and they dropped it
>on console, so there's ahrdly any players to play randoms
>I paid $40 for this
>Sony won't refund because Jews

I hate everything.

>>378777020

I do something similar, at times.

> Grab person
> Ask "Who would win, Goku or Superman?"
> Just say "WRONG ANSWER" as i kill them regardless of what they reply

>>378777321
To grieve

>>378777020
like what?

>>378776527
What?

>launch game
>half the lobby is crouch sprinting
>one guy is in the sky
>exit game

>>378777375
superman wins but goku lives, goes away and practices for about 7 books, then comes back and wins. they then become friends. so really their both winners

>>378777375
You should ask easy questions and when they get them right kill them, and in their confusion inform them you never said anything about not killing them

>>378777398
Which element was first discovered in the Sun?
What state starts and ends with the same letter?
Which element has an atomic mass of 14?
What's the 5th planet from the Sun?

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>>378766010

>>378777681
>What state starts and ends with the same letter?
Ohio?
Is that a state?

But anyway, that is a pretty good idea.

>Get grabbed by Jason
>Mash A like crazy
>The bar is clearly filled up
>Still get executed

>>378777681
helium
Arizona
oxygen
saturn

ez u got no chance jason

>>378777630
Why even bother saying anything while/after killing them?
Fucking dumbass kid.

>>378777945
Because they can still hear you for a bit? Why the hell not?

>>378777415
>What?
Jason was there when he spawned in. Tommy player was killed during the cutscene.

>>378777940
Wrong on the last 2. Say your prayers.

The players had a lot of fun with it.

>>378778106
fugg I figured I'd just talk big and hope you didnt really know yourself

sounds fun

>>378778091
Fucking shit man.

>>378778085
Because spelling it out for them is idiotic and something a 5 year old would do. Go suck a dick.

>>378778306
If you didn't it'd come off as you being salty they got the question right and ruined your bit. Good lord, calm your autism.

I feel like the requirements to kill Jason are a little convoluted. I get that it's supposed to be hard, but it's stupid that only Tommy Jarvis can land the killing blow.

>>378778539

Yeah, i agree it should be hard, but only Tommy having that ability takes it way too far.

>>378762305
>me and friend have keys, gas, and battery
>fuck the others lets take the 4 door and leave
>both of us get murdered by jason
>spectate some black dude and he picks up the keys and also fixes the car
>runs away from the car and searches more cabins
>I return as tommy jarvis
>grab a machete and cut that black dude up
>get the keys and leave

first time i laughed so deep and hard playing

>>378778820
I mean, it's supposed to be more in line with the franchise and since Tommy is basically the hero it makes sense that he's the one who delivers the deathblow. At least in a cinematic sense.
Gameplay wise I get that it's a chore but then it is probably an arbitrary restriction to try and dishearten players from doing it.
Needing a female councillor to pretend to be Pamela is better because it's what happened in part 2 (I think it was part 2).

>>378779309
Yup, 2.

>>378779309
How many parts were Tommy in?

>>378779641
4 5 and 6

>>378773794
A competent Jason wouldn't get stunned anyway. He didn't even need the shift grab.

>>378771814
Why do my perks not work? On ps4.

>>378779901
Also in the spin-off vs Halloween in 2004.
But nobody counts the spin-offs.

Are any of the F13th movies worth watching?
I've never been big into to slashers but Jason specifically has gotten me interested.

>>378780265
Is this some fan film nobody's ever heard of?

>>378780319
They're all schlocky b-movie style horror, but they're pretty comfy if you like horror. If not, then no, they're not really worth watching. 1-6 are at least worth checking out.

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This just happened.

>>378780727
Oh wow that is perfectly timed

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>play https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gM-Vn_IZHx8 while trying to catch people
>choke a bitch
>"sing and I let you go"
>"w-what"
>she fuck up
>Tommy Jarvis shows up
>he sings along while we hunt the rest of the counselors
>all the chinks and russians in the team are mad as fuck

>>378778427
It wouldn't come off as anything, it's up to them to decide the reasoning while receiving no confirmation or spelling out of intent from you
The lingering wonder and confusement is what you should be aiming for
fucking n00b
l2p dumbass

>>378779901
Wasn't he a side character in 7 too, or am I thinking wrong.

>>378781052
She's really pretty but I'd be fucked because I've never heard that song before.

>cornered in Higgins barn
>bear trap Jason
>He has a bear trap placed outside the window, it's fine, I know I can heal afterwards
>jump through window
>get trapped, but glitch back through the window right in front of Jason
>die

FUCK this game

>>378780319
If you like slasher flicks, sure. There is a reason Jason is a horror icon, check out the 2006 remake too. It has some good scenes.

>>378780412
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3500714/
It is not.

>>378780590
JasonX is pretty comfy in the hilarious way he kills to holograms.

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>tfw game is shit
>mfw going back to Dead By Daylight

>>378771875
me

>>378781058
How about a simple "correct" before killing them, or is that still too much?

What would you guys think about an NES Jason? Colors perhaps a bit darker to fit in the world.

Starts with rocks, which take the place of knives. Knives can just become rocks when picked up. Don't think too much into it. Referencing the shitty starting weapon.

Increased water speed because I recall him moving like a bat out of hell in the water.

Increased morph cooldown since he could pop up out of nowhere.

His weapon could be a butcher knife referencing the knife which you needed to pick up as soon as possible.

What would his weaknesses be, or would you change some of the strengths too?

£30 on ps4

Hahahahaha.

It will make a good ps+ game in like 5 months

>>378780727
I forgot about the bog washing.

>>378781052
I did something similar but with a song called closer.
Nobody sang the right one.

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>>378781242
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v1PgiBpTtao

>>378781220
Yeah Jason X isn't actually too bad, as ridiculous as the premise is.

>>378781081
I think you're just mixing up 6 and 7, which is understandable. He's a side character in 6. 7 is the one where the psychic girl revives Jason from the bottom of the lake.

>>378781220
>http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3500714/
That's a non-canon fan film if I've ever seen one.

>>378781313
>not understanding the use of subtlety
You truly are on the spectrum, aren't you...

>>378781434
To be honest I've just had that gif for a long time and was glad to have a reason to post it.

>>378781367
>Weaknesses.
Being made of crap pixels really makes your grip shit.
Being glitchy as fuck your weapon does less damage.
Throwing knives become rocks, rocks that are small and do not deal much damage and are generally worse than knives.

>>378781242
>describe something as shit
>play DBD

>>378781367
Mite b cool

>>378781220
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mjGijTpwVSg

This is literally the definition of "some fan film nobody's ever heard of"

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>Spawn with baseball bat
>Stun increased with Baseball bat 20% plus
>Some other perk

Jason is done.

>>378766959

nexuiz was the shit on the 360 yo

I'm the only one that actually bought this shit

>>378781771
Not if he has any idea how to fight.

>>378781830


>Fight

I think you mean grab.

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>>378781367
>NES Jason

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>>378781468
I just think complete silence after an answer leaves it too open ended, but what do I know. It'd still be subtle, maybe I'm just not giving the victim enough credit.

>>378781693
>>378781453
>That's a non-canon fan film if I've ever seen one.
To be fair, I just like bringing t up.
Like the comic where the Deadites join in and Freddy gets dragged off by Dream Demons.

>>378781942
Just spout a witty one-liner.
It always works.

>>378781861
Same thing. If he just charges forwards for a grab it's easy to bait him and stun him. But if he knows that's what you're doing it won't work.

I kind of wish Tommy was a little different. I hate how he instantly shifts over to 'shitting my pants' mode as soon as he spots Jason. This motherfucker has killed him multiple times, he should be taunting Jason up until the kike teleports behind him and grabs him.

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>>378781168
>>378781384

Im getting tired of chinks and russians tho, they are pirates right?

Here is the song I play while hunting the last counselor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C1vt7lw1rJw

>>378782125
>Freddy style Jason
mite b cool

>>378781367
If you're trying to do NES Jason, he's be weaker than other Jasons but people he killed would return as zombies.

>>378781367
>2D Pixel Jason hunting you down and throwing rocks

Fuck yeah!

>>378781942
If you leave it open ended you have a better chance of fucking with their head rather than just having a quick "haha" moment. If you plan on doing it to multiple people, they'll try to fogure out the reasoning amongst themselves if they bring it up.

>>378782038
So Chris, how do your finance all of your shitty nerd fanfilms? Rich parents or something? Because I cant imagine your amateur fan fiction is bringing in the bucks

>>378782406
I guess I was just looking for something that'd just get a laugh, I can see where you're coming from now. I will aspire to be a more pleasurable Jason, anon.

>>378782308
>>Freddy style Jason
>mite b cool
http://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1496349662833.webm

>>378772307
Better than having the game destroyed by ESPOOOOOOORTS faggots who want a DBD clone. Fuck you.

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>>378782695
>that delivery
>you will never be this fly

Just played my first game, was kinda interesting.

>set preference to counselor because hoping for fun banter
>no one has mics
>end up as Jason
>every time I spawn it always right next to someone whose hiding in a bush
>one of them keeps trying to juke with windows, so set a trap and break the rest of the windows
>Chad tries to legit fight back so just grab and kill him
>one of them gets injured jumping into a house so throwing knife and kill them
>they get the 2 seater working and one of them tries to steal it for themselves
>Shift in front of it and kill the greedy bitch
>2 that actually fixed the car escape with it during the kill
>Stalk the last chick through the forest all the way to the archery range, just slash her to death

Lots of fun, host left and now I'm just trying to join another session.

>>378782269
Solid choice.
I used this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0YK_tue9OM

Russians are legit chinks are probably pirates.

>>378779309
It'd make more sense if only the final counselor could kill Jason, rather than Tommy.

It would also never be meta or a go to strategy since only one person could pull it off

>>378782993
>Hang around.
Kek.

How is this game on xbox? playable? do you need a mic or no?

>>378783098
I've been doing this myself, and just going for the grab kills that are punches

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CV7Zh9GmaBM

>>378783314
It's going to be boring af without a Mic

>>378762305
Can you just gang up on Jason and beat the shit out of him?

>>378783124
Not really.
Jason is unstoppable without exploiting his weakness and the way it is currently means that players must work together to get the job done Bob the Builder style.
If it was only the final player that could get the job done that Jason would have to be easier to beat in a 1on1 and fighting him alone is and should be suicide.

>>378783314
I don't think Xbox has even got the day one patch yet.

>>378783318
Kek.

>>378783473
Yes but it won't kill and weapons b

>>378783516
oh fuck. might wait a while then.

>>378783516
How bout PS4? I really wanna play this damn it.

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>>378783473
>trying to fend off 4 counselors as Jason in the lodge
>don't grab instakill because that's boring
Felt like that scene from Shaun of the Dead.

>>378777329
Your fault for having shitty friends.

>>378783473

You can stunlock the fuck out of Jason if you have 2 or more Chads

>>378781367
What kind of unique butcher knife kills could you add that also somehow give nods to the NES game? Would it be better to just use knife kills from the movies? Hell with NES Jason being in a jumpsuit and using a knife you could use some Mike Myers kills.

>>378784370
>Mike Myers kills.
Jason isn't enough of a sadist for that though. Sure he's a zombie but Mike is pure evil.

Maybe using some shit pixels for kills or using NES stabbing animations and having the councillor react poorly?

>>378784590
Janky kill animations that make it look like they're happening at 3 frames per second? That'd be pretty funny actually.

>>378764183

This is the way to Chad

Good man

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What are the best perks?

>>378785067
Starting with the large map and firecrackers

>>378785173


Starting with perks stack? I heard you can only have one item to start with.

>>378765667

Chad is a fucking white male that don't give no shits because his dad owns all the camps

To play Chad is to play a boss that can fight back when he needs to while being sneaky enough so the loud-as-fuck niggers get killed first securing the objectives for Chad

>>378785173
>firecrackers
Can never get those things to work. Sometimes I throw them way ahead of me, sometimes I just drop them. Even if they do hit Jason just ignores it most of the time.

What are the "Pamela Tapes" and how do you get them?

>>378785286


Gatta throw them ahead of time. There is like a second of start up.

Although most Jasons are now just shifting away one they see you throw them.

>>378762305
Who is best girl and why is it Deborah?

>>378765202
>378764396
>HURRR LET'S GO BOYYYYS GIVE ME ALL YOUR DOSH HURRR

>>378785462
As much as I hate her Vanessa has the best ass. AJ best girl with also a nice rear.

>>378782695
Holy fuck I'll never be that smooth

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>running towards car with fuel
>Vanessa comes running towards me
>hits me with a bat and takes my pocket knife
>Jason comes running right after
>grabs and kills me as Vanessa runs off into the woods
Vanessa, not even once.

>>378785462
She has the sweater puppies.

>>378785173
>map
Waste of a slot, you can get a guaranteed one from the guide posts.

>>378785610
The asses in this game were surprising.

>>378765202
>watching that faggot

>>378785610
>>378786095
AJ's thighs and hips are ridiculous

I need SFM NOW

>>378786095
Someone on the team must have amazing taste.

In a private match on PS4, need two more players

hit up Exodius33 if you want to join us

>buy game
>can't play it
>wait a week
>still can't play it

>>378763720
If digital, you can get a refund.
Tell costumer service your son bought it without your permission.

>>378762305
is this image a lie, or are there women running around in just their panties?

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>You are chillin in your cabin
>Suddenly this dude jumps through your window and starts beating your for your shotgun all the while leading Jason to you.

What do

>>378786410
They certainly knew what they were doing, given the camera view and how the rear compared to the front looks

>>378785173
Does the Firecracker perk actually work now? I was previously never starting with them.

>>378786794
Drop the shotgun for him because Chad is more important than me.

>>378786756
Nah, sluttiest girl you can find is Tiffany.

Is there a list anywhere of all the clothes you get?

>there is an achievement for escaping in a vehicle alone while others are still alive
>Chad is a Dick
Fucking hell even if the game is a bit sloppy at launch these guys know what they're doing.

>>378769528
>playing with /v/

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4ZcgBzHJQpo

>>378787206
>Is there a list anywhere of all the clothes you get?


Is it all just reskinned colors?