this looks like literal dogshit floating in lava

>Piratefag acting all superior and ungrateful for a game he didn't even pay for
Color me surprised.
If it's really shit, congratulation for eating shit then. Retard.

>>378753669
>isnt playing on original hardware
>complains it looks like shit

How is it spendind 600$ on a graphics card alone just for a shitty emulator? Could have simply bought a switch

>>378753669
Oh man you're right LOL

Can't unsee now

>>378753802
>>378753883
>retards can't take a joke

>>378753802
>>378753883
>being this dense

>>378753883
I'd rather pay $1000+ for hundreds of games than $400 for just one.

>>378753963
Well, that's a shitty joke.

>>378754419
>shitty joke because you are a retard who had a knee jerk reaction

BTW i plan to buy a switch asap just need to find one in stock this is just to hold me over

>>378753669
>dogshit floating in lava
Holy fuk bro thats some crazy shit to no burn or melt.

Are shrines made from Goron shit?

>>378754332
name hundreds (100) games

>>378753669
>4:20pm of the first day
>still on the first shrine
Boy

>>378754894
i have been going slowly what you want me to speed run?

>>378754894
>he rushed one of the only games worth not rushing

>>378754535
>complains about not getting a joke
>He doesn't get the joke either
This is the average level of a /v/ poster, goddamn it.

>>378754624
What do you think Goron shit smells like? Just curious, haha

>>378755235
Hot rocks.

>>378753669
Lava actually looks this way

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>>378755280
Hahat rhahacks

>>378754332
Then buy a WiiU and spend half of that. The difference between versions is negligible, and you can softmod your WiiU instead of paying for a buggy unfinished emulator like a dipshit.

>>378753669
I really wish the shrines had more visual variety, both inside and out. It wouldn't fix their other problems but would at least be more interesting aesthetically.

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>>378753669
>HAHAHA POOP XD
That's what you sound like

>>378755453
Wow, I can't even with that pic xD

>>378753883
>>378753802
>the joke
>your heads

>>378755617
This.

If there were 6 types I would have been happy as a clam.

the default one for central hyrule
4 others for each region so goron shrine looks different than gerudo
and finally the 6th type would actually be a modifier for the other 5, unfinished shrines, so parts of it look like a cave or whatever.

>>378755760
wow sorry for making fun of your favorite video game franchise

>>378756427
>he thinks its poking fun at zelda

>the joke
>your head

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>>378753669
Instead just playing the game like a normal person wherein you never even have to be this close to the shrines (unless you go inside it) and appreciating the art style and the full picture, you overly focus on small things like bad textures here and there or some angular polygons.

There are a lot of people like you and it's saddening. I wondere where this comes from. Is it an IQ thing? I think it's mostly Playstation players.

Since Japanese players are absolutely able appreciate a good art style despite some minor shit and British people are completely incapable and only play shooters, I'd say it's an IQ thing.

>>378753669
Lol OMFG XD thats hilarious OP
Us pc gamers amirite!

>>378755453
Eh still better than people who say the word rubbish when they mean garbage.

>>378756675
>British people are completely incapable and only play shooters

As a brit it's sad how true this is. Not ONE of my work friends play anything other than COD and Fifa. Tried talking to one about Okami the other day and he just replied "ah i don't play anime games"

>>378755569
A good pc can emulate the majority of handhelds and consoles, a wii u just plays wii u, wii and gc games

>>378757208
>says garbage when they mean rubish
Truly the mightiest of keks

>>378754738
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1Oak-3zZAQdud79EA_x_Ewp9elUFdPb8RSFbsY-uw5sM/edit

here's four thousand four hundred and fifty seven games

>>378755453
[B]A[B]YRUS I WANT SOME S[B]EGETTI

>>378753669
It especially looks like turds on your tablet

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>>378757447
Cant tell if you actually know are or just pretending

>>378756675
>r/iamverysmart

many (you)'s

>>378756675
Working in gaming retail I can confirm this is painfully true

zelda sold like hotcakes tho

>>378756675
Please, you live for people like us to smugly look down your nose at as and pretend to be above it all.

>>378758242
Get educated shill

You need at least 150 IQ to understand mediocre graphics

>>378757543
HOLY CRAP

Why does that shrine look fluid?
I thought it was smaller than pic related

>>378757632
Nice image anon. Better not mess with you huh?

These are /v/-tier jokes people. You are meant to laugh because of them. Can you not see?

>>378760196
are you accusing me of being a nazi?

>>378756675
you are the one not playing the far superior open world game on wii u

>>378760867
X is shit, though.

>>378757480
Wow, I've never seen someone get BTFO that fast and hard before.

so good news i have just finished the last shrine on this and have not crashed even once seems they really amped up the stability

>>378755061
The Plateau isn't worth rushing, and I'm almost 100 hours into the game

>>378763303
what shrine

>>378764145
the snow one was the last one i did before heading to the temple of time

>>378764207
Neat, go northwest, mine crashes every time near Akkala

>>378764371
you wanted me to run into that stone talus didnt you?

>>378755569
>>378757430
>he doesn't have a Wii U, a Switch, and a high-end gaming pc
How is it being poor?

>>378765080
if you keep a couple sledgehammers or goron weapons no talus is gonna be an issue.

>>378765178
How is it being stupid with your money and knowing you'll have to work that much longer until retirement? I have plenty of money, I'm just not a dipshit

>>378765814
better hope for not economic crash and nigger uprising.

>>378765935
I used my money that I saved to move out of America to New Zealand. But good point, enjoy your nigger uprising while you play Mario kart 8

>>378754535
>Over your head
Anon, come on...

>>378756675

Fuggggg I love the plateau so damn much. It's so much fun looking around at the ruins and trying to picture how it looked before it all got Ganon'd. You can see traces of civilization almost everywhere, like a floor of stone peeking out from the grass, and then I start wondering about what used to be there. I must have run through Lanayru Promenade like 20 times just looking at the place.

>>378756675
>defend bad graphics
>calls others retarded
Nintendo has been using an "art style" to cover up their bad graphics for years now. At this point they are so far behind the competition it's embarrassing, and you should feel embarrassed for them instead of defending that behavior.

Looks good on my machine

>>378753802
>>378753883
Nintendokeks sure are upset that PClords cucked their precious game.

With the fix of the memony issue Laptops can play this now.

>>378763967
Sonybro OP btfo