BuyBros: a tale of two anons

>>378745386
This is mostly bullshit, but there is some truth to it.

When I was a kid, I would emulate NES games. I'd play them for 5 minutes then move on to something else.

In my teen years, I bought a real NES and real games. Got really into them and actually beat them this time.

>> Instead of bringing girls back for "Netflix and chill" he tries to convince them to comeback for "Sketchy Russian torrent site and chill" (It creeps her out)

I have a friend with one of those hacked Amazon Fire TV setups. When we want to watch movies with friends, she'll bring it over. It always ends up being a 480p, janked up stream and I'm always like, "I'll pay the $2 to redbox it, please!"

>>378745386
Anon #3:
>middle-class
>spends time studying and hanging out with friends
>realizes games are the least important part of his life
>avoids spending money on it and pirates instead
>realizes he loses nothing of value if games stop being made or localized since all games are bad due to piracy
>spends his money on meaningful things
>saves the rest of it
>goes online to laugh at losers getting mad because they waste their time and income on videogames

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>>378746069
> goes online to laugh at losers getting mad because they waste their time and income on videogames

Truely, a sign of an enlightened and mature individual.

>>378746483
ikr

>>378745386
Anon #4:
>I don't give a fuck

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>>378745386
>tfw top 1 percent wealth for age
>tfw emulate zelda because too tight to buy a switch

What u gonna do bout it kiddo?

>>378746069
This is me and most of my friends. Pirated back in the Ultima VII days. Pirated Duke Nukem to Diablo. All the way through the PS1/2 era and then back to PC.

Video games were always something we just tossed to the side regularly. Seriously, spending +300€ on toys? Yeah no thank you.
I'm just here to talk about games I'm pirating as well.

>>378745386
>BuyBros

stop killing video games

>>378745654
Nice blog

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Anon #3:
>collects free autism bux (NEET)
>spends his money wisely; buys games that are good and worth supporting and pirates western trash
>enjoys and appreciates every game he adds to his physical library thoroughly
>doesn't judge others based on their pirating behaviours and respects their decision

>>378747237
that is a cute girl

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>>378746671
Literally me. I didn't get wealthy by paying for things I don't have to pay for. That some nigger shit there.

>>378747367
Thanks, I'm glad you think I look cute!

>>378745386
Why would anyone except companies or people that have to enforce the law give a shit whether someone payed or pirated it?

>>378745386
Get back to us when you actually know what ut means to have a job.

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>tfw rich (upwards of 250k a year)
>tfw still pirate all my games because it's not an issue of money but a matter of principle

I also hate all you stupid fucking cattle wageslaves lapping up everything they throw at you. If you faggots weren't such consumerist livestock the games industry wouldn't be in such a sorry state.

>>378747686
> why would anyone but a pet owner get angry about animal abuse?
> why would anyone but a parent get sadened over a child abduction

Empathy and basic human decency.

>>378747930
copying a video game isn't exactly as bad as animal abuse and child abduction

>>378745386
> middle-class
> but works hard at his career (or part-time job + uni)

Fucking how? I work and go to school and I'm poor as fuck WITH student loans.

>>378745386
Anon #5:
>Buys good MP games
>Pirates all single player games because they're mostly average at best

Anon #5 has best taste

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>>378745386
> middle-class
> but works hard at his career (McDonalds)
> has normalized relationships with his peers
> has a gf that he can't stand but still keeps her around and wastes money on her because his normie friends would think less of him without one
> views vidya as a beloved hobby
> saves up his money to purchase a game from his beloved franchise
> game turns out to be shit
> because he spends his hard earned money, he becomes fully engaged in buyer's remorse and defends it vehemently to feel better about having wasted his money
> knowing each moment of play was a moment of work, he maintains the delusion that his money was well spent
> he goes on /v/ to jelously shitpost about pirates who didn't waste their money like fucking tools