*clink* *clink* *clink*

GREASEMONKEY

>engineers will defend this

Don't forget building a teleporter to the 2fort intel room.

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>>378738039
What a funny looking sentry you go there.
Mind if i take a closer look?

I enjoy that sound! The other thing I enjoy is That one Engineer webm

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tf2 will be a decade old in a few months

Someone post the webm.

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>>378738954
What a ride it's been
>the early days of no hats and when soldier carried like 60 rockets
>the free to play update, ushering in a new wave of retards that were easy to kill
>the loadouts
>the amazing screenshots and deathcam pics
>the new weapons we'd get every year
>the long summer evenings playing 24/7 servers and just cabering dumbasses
>the hilariously awful balancing
>all of the Gmod cartoons
>COUPONBUG.COM
>the hype train during some of the bigger updates
>taunt killing
>the holiday punch

Don't be sad the time has passed, be happy you've gotten to participate in one of the best class based FPS games out there.

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>>378739301
Th... This...

>>378738248
>implying I don't run out and kill fuckers with the shotgun
>implying I don't leave teleporters in randomass places to force spies that feel the need to sap everything to uncloak

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>>378739301
It breaks my heart that we can never go back. So many excellent old maps you can't even play anymore. So many old matchups that don't play out the same thanks to massive rebalancing.

At least with a game like TFC, you can still play it as it's always been. Well, with a couple additions, like teleporters.

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>>378739301
What a fucking game. Its glory days are behind it and it's pretty clear development is grinding to a halt (if it hasn't already) but still. What a fucking game. There has been nothing like it since and probably won't ever be again.

>>378739903
>There has been nothing like it since and probably won't ever be again.

lol

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>>378739301
>didn't partake in this
>only joined when it became F2P
End me, please.

>>378739301
Say what you want about "the good old days", I'm still having heaps of fun with the game

>>378739950
explain

>>378739950
>>378740064
>inb4 overwatch

>>378740003
It's still a fun game, but it's a very DIFFERENT game now. I hope you had a chance to play the earliest incarnations.

>>378739301
COUPONBUG.COM
COUPONBUG.COM
COUPONBUG.COM

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>>378738039
HARD VORK PAYS OFF

>>378739301
>tfw you still play TF2 because it's the only fun shooter left

And yes I played Overshit and gave it up.

>>378739301
TONIGHT'S

>>378739301

Been playing since '07.

Pyro Update is gonna be make or break. I'm willing to take pretty much any sort of shit from TF2 as long as I can frag and teamwork the same, but lately the absolute fucking travesty that they call matchmaking is making it hard to actually get proper games.

Here's hoping pubs get placement matches as well. I don't want to play in a match with someone who hasn't even set up their Steam Profile ever again.

>>378740204
Aside from Blizzard being garbage at character interactions and not having nothing remotely resembling humor in their game, Overwatch is fun to play. Blizzard has already outdone Valve in the custom game mode department, between snowball fight and their take on coop robot battle.

>>378739301

Tonights.....the night....

>Picture of blu engie riding his dispenser into the sky

>>378740371
>no custom maps or server mods
Overmeme shills should stop

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>engineers will defend this

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>>378740371
The same sense of community isn't there though. It's one thing to make a doofy custom game and have a bunch of guys or Battlenet friends join, but it's another to log onto some 24/7 rtd 2Fort server for a few hours and see the same old familiar folks along with some new faces and just turn your brain off and frag for a while, maybe have some conga parties idk

>>378740371

>still no saxton hale version

I've seen some attempts and they're all shit.

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>>378739953
>got the game from the orange box
>only played it for about 20 hours before it went f2p

I got muscle.

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>>378738039
Erectin' a WAHOO

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>tfw you brought an entire server to a screeching halt because you started fucking about and taunting
>everyone else starts fucking about and taunting til it's one big party
TF2 is the king of fucking around in a multiplayer FPS

>>378740541
underrated

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>back when both tf2 and /v/ were fun

>>378740709

>8 heavies of both colors in a circle eating sandvich
>that one tryhard soldier bouncing off the walls killing them

How to Pyro Update

>revert all changes made to Pyro and his weapons from the Axtinguisher nerf onwards
>that's it

>>378740764

Things that never happened: the post.

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>>378740627
>bought the orange box in 2010
>play tf2 once for about 10 minutes and never start it again until the f2p update
feels like I missed out on stuff

>>378740772
I still want to see some new weapons for him. If I could, I'd add a hot steam gun, it does scalding damage but doesn't actually light enemies on fire, instead it leaves them all wet, pairing it nicely with the sign.

also the primary would put out teammates because it's water.

>>378740371
OW is too panicky for me. In other games like CS, Battlefield and TF2, you have cover mechanics, to catch your breath and take solo routes. In OW, you can't really fuck around, and you can't solo the other team due to hardcounters.

TF2 is still good. One thing I'd like to have back is autobalance because right now it's too easy to stomp when there are quitters around.

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>>378740196
That's a right pretty bra washer ya built ya smol ugly girl!

>>378740980
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gy5iT4aarKg

>>378740764

I still have this map saved on my hard drive, it's incredible.

Like a museum of long dead ancient memes.

>>378740936

You can't fuck around cause it's 6v6 as opposed to 12v12. One person is worth a fuckton more in such a small setting.

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>>378740936
The entire game is so fucking stressful and demoralizing. For something that presents itself as so casual and fun it's fucking awful how many bursty instakills there are and how a retard on your hardcounter can completely shut you down no matter how well you play. Plus there's just general cancerous shit like Mercy's ult that actively punishes you for teamwiping

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>buy overwatch at release, play straight through until season 3 when it gets boring
>come back to fucking about on tf2 again

I never asked for this

>>378741089
In the other games I mentioned, you can most definitely solo the other team while fucking around even as 6v6 though. The way OW is designed, basically the Checkers of shooters prevents that.

>>378741371

That's also true. A really good solider/scout/demo can almost solo the entire enemy team. That's straight up impossible in OW.

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>>378741039
An I aim ta fuck yer bra washer ya call a dispenser in front of ya.

>>378741319
FRENCH CHAMPAGNE

>>378741119
OW is basically gambling using your mood. You'll feel really happy or pissed off after the match. There's no whatever aside from just quitting the game forever.

OW also lacks banter, no one shit talks each other after a kill, no one makes fun of each other.

There isn't even a "No" option in the voice menu

>>378740921
That would work if it had extended range, but reduced damage.

>>378741679
AHH the French champagne

>>378741319
Happened to be after first season happened during Christmas. It just hit me that every single QM game after the one I ended will be the same. There is very little room for chance or iteration besides Tank/Healer/combo of DPS and Defensives, roll out, get Ult, use Ult, wait for Ult again, Win/Lose based on ults or wether your team or theirs is in that "lol it's just QM" mood.

At least in TF2 if a game is going bad or my team is being stupid I can just D/C from it no issue, not like Blizzard who, also in HOTS, has to slap me with a leaver status, even if I HAD to D/C from some bad bout of lag or something.

>>378738039
NOW, DO WHAT YOU WERE BUILT TO DO!

>>378738834
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
HAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWWWW

>>378741803
>no one shit talks each other
I think Hanzo can say "you were never my equal" to Genji after a kill

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>>378741803
Fucking shit this. The only fun characters in OW are Junkrat and Roadhog, everyone else is so one note it might as well be a Saturday Morning cartoon from the 80s. It pales in comparison to the oozing about of character TF2's cast has.

Quick /v/ whats your favorite domination/revenge quote!

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>>378741889
>tfw didn't save the gif of the engineers spawning in and causing explosions
damn it

>>378739301
Jolly ho anon
Jolly ho

>>378740627
>>378740904

bought TF2 separate from orange box in 2007
yeah, fuck your orangebox

shit, remember when TF2 had to be BOUGHT?
fuck i hate that it went F2P and all the russians and BR came in.

fucking unwashed, banana eating, vodka chugging, FPS ruining, 500 ping lag causing FUCKS

>>378741837
>get Ult, use Ult, wait for Ult again, Win/Lose based on ults or wether your team or theirs

The game got insanely boring once this dawned on me. Literally nothing else in the match matters except overtime ult vomit.

>>378741893

That shit doesn't even come close dude, we both know that

>>378742016

There's too many. One that's up there is when Spy refers to Engie's buildings as toys.

>>378741803
there isn't even an all chat option
fuck that shit

i mean, at least consoles don't have to deal with people talking on mic at all or fucking text chat for that matter. no one can get angry because there is no other way to show it. you can't even say No to things, its just Ok or Thanks or something that is positive or non confrontational

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>>378739301
>all those comfy official videos

Literally no other game will have characters this unique, this memorable with so much personality.

'member when MvM got updates?

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>>378742016
"Scotland is not a real country; you are an Englishman with a dress."

>>378742221
>there isn't even an all chat option

But there is, hit tab.

>>378742016
"Well. Off to see your mother!"

>>378742016

Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS

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>>378741679
You got a giggle from me

>>378739301
>only started playing in 2013
eh, till then my computer only had 256 MB of RAM anyway I couldn't have played even if I knew about it

>>378742016
I WILL SEND MY CONDOLENCES TO YOUR KANGAROO WIFE

>>378742016
OHH THERE'S A NEW ANGEL IN HEAVEN.... IN HELL

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>>378742016
A lotta good that Soldier trainin' didja. I'M DRUNK!

>>378742235
>all those videos over the years
>the gift that was expiration date, which was one of the last times valve gave a shit
>getting all the comics over the years
>no real update in forever
>last new weapon was in 2014
>the comic storyline is almost finished
>killing official pubs
>completely forgetting about robot gamemode

>>378742586
thanks mate

>>378742369
Not many compared to TF2

>>378742369
He's talking about mic allchat.

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>Start talking about TF2 with friends
>The one guy who never played it insists that Overwatch is better because it has more characters

>>378742586
>>378742623
my heart hurt

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>>378739301
>tfw I'll never be able to relive the good old times of playing my favourite Team Fortress map

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>>378742016
YOU CANNOT BURN ME, I'M ALREADY ON FIRE!

>>378742641

Oh right.

>that dumbshit spy talking while allchat is on
>WTF HOW DID YOU KNOW WHERE I WAS, HE'S HACKING

>>378742016
>So, your deadly skill is jogging? Mine is murdering people.

>>378742641
"chat" is text, you mean alltalk

>>378742706
YOU CANNOT BURN ME! I'M ALREADY ABLAZE WITH PASSION, FOR WAR!

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Here's hoping the next update brings a long list of balance changes to weapons that really need the help.

For one, fix the Righteous Bison. It was fine as a crowd control secondary that could pierce enemies and help to make them spread out. Now it's not even worth using for the meme.

What weapon do you want them to make not garbage? The volcano fragment? The classic?

I just want more alternatives to stock that don't cripple your productivity for something that barely even works.

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>>378742016
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/4/42/Demoman_dominationscout05.wav?t=20100625230327

>>378742615
I always feel like Valve is never really thinking about the long term. It seems like they just do something if people complain, but you rarely see anything that shows that they're thinking years ahead. I get the feeling MVM was just supposed to be a sideshow, but they felt obliged to update it once people started actually enjoying it.

>>378742787
Fix the Bison, the Pomson, the Phlog, give a new effect to the grodbort axe the Pyro got because it looks so fucking cool but it's not very good.

>>378742672
he was very talented and gave me some good, innocent memories.

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>>378742016
"I just beat on your sneaky ass like a mule, boy!"

>>378742661
>24 total Heroes
>QM and Comp are 6's

Yeah that is how you fuck a Roster of Heroes, by having Player limits enforce strict Metas so only the most practical of Heroes are used for optimum comps.

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This game was the only thing I needed until it died. It was perfect. I even played it on xbox with the orange box for the teleport glitches.

>>378743042
Use a low settings config/cosmetics removal mod.

You can customize the game's graphics to actually go below minimum settings, if you're desperate enough.

>>378743042
There's a mod which turns the graphics into N64 tier, try using that.

>>378740371
What about halloween mode and bumper cars and the alien spaceship mode?

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>>378742016
All of them. I can't even decide.

If there's one thing in this entire industry I'll jack off shamelessly/spill my autism over, it's the quality of TF2's banter quality. Writing good banter is fucking hard if you're not any less than the wittiest fucker in the world, and yet Valve churned out a metric shitton of it, all character-faithful and expertly executed by the voice actors. I can listen to it all on loop for hours on end, it's endlessly entertaining.

>>378742853
I heard it's finally getting a new Campaign when The Pyro Update comes out.


EVENTUALLY.

>>378742235
>unique, this memorable with so much personality
>people actually believe this.

>>378742787
fucking fix the baby face blaster to not be shit

>>378743117

I still can't believe they put hero limits in quick play. All Rein was fun as fuck.

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>>378742026
here you go.

>>378739301
>join during the F2P period, early 2012
>dick around and get used to the classes with a few friends
>spend a lot of time on the music radio enabled general servers
>find an oldfag server full of kitted out, rare-lovin storm-stompin cunt-caberin fun runs
>talk shit with an engineer and we had a spray competition
>taunt kill fests on occasion
>demoman shenanigans and teaching me how to get gud

The finest time I had was with the waning asshats who where as old as rocks compared to the fanbase that got me into it.
I was happy to have been there before they started leaving the place one, by one.

>>378743327
Not the same without the explosions. but this is good, much obliged.

>>378743227
name another game, oh wait you can't

>>378743227
Nice bait m8

>>378743227
muh mad doctor, retarded patriot and other done billion times sterotypes tho!

>>378742787
Volcano Fragment had ONE single use, and that was in Medieval Mode.

Medieval Mode was a fucking mess. It could have worked if they added a primary, secondary, and melee weapons or two designed for use in medieval mode for each class. If you were to actually be able to find a server with people playing it, its always for the vast majority demoknight or bow sniper, since they get a full loadout, followed by medics, who just spammed the crossbow. There was almost no reason to use any other class. If there had been a weapon for each class that worked in medieval mode it might have actually been a really decent mode.

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>>378743372
no problem.

>>378743432
>thinking medieval needs to be balanced
It's just a fun and silly mode. There's no need for everyone to be viable in it.

>>378741803
>There isn't even a "No" option in the voice menu
I can't believe how much I miss this. Not even the whole voice menu, just the "No!", it's so much fun to reply to people with that.

Half of blizzard's voice responses are automated for Christ's sake. I want the option to fake my teammates out by yelling "Sniper!"

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>>378743649
They could've at least given engie something interesting.

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>pyro mains
you don't actually play this joke of a class... right /v/?

>>378743580
Is that you Gastric?

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post russian fat men comrades

>>378743718
His wrench hits pretty damn hard.

>>378743683
>"That sniper is a spy!"
>"Nah."

>>378743718
I wonder how a build-able catapult would work.

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>>378743735
Sorry no.

Man I have like no gmod reaction images I need to get more.

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>>378743732
This is ironic, right?

>>378743847
proberbly like a tele-trap momentum glitch.

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>>378743945

>>378743767
it does the same damage as any other stock melee, at least his gunslinger has the guaranteed crit mechanic

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>>378743945
tf2 is full of furfag degenerates.

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>tfw your favourite server died.
What was her name /v/ ?

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>Only class I still enjoy nowadays is spy
>Always 3+ on the team
It's not fair

>>378744207
A nade server on orange_x3 back in 2009

>>378742262
Next update has a new campaign for it.

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>>378739301
>tfw I want cash out if the next update is shit.

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>mfw got banned from so many saxton hale servers the day this glitch was discovered
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wNU4FQ_u5LY

>>378742704
shit man

i remember OG 2fort still
no fucking cover on that bridge like pussyfort2

only thing i hated was medic, but spreading aids was fun as fuck

>>378743718
They could've given something interesting to each class that isn't sniper/demoman
>healing potions for medic
>big huge shield for heavy
>magic staff for pyro that shoots fireballs
>ancient chinese firework rockets for soldier (SUN TZU USED TO BLOW UP COMMIE SCUM AND ELEMENTARY SCHOOL GYM TEACHERS WITH THESE) or something like demoman booties
>throwing knives/hand crossbow for scout/spy
>buildable automated catapult that can launch players or projectiles and an old-timey flintlock pistol for engineer, or just give him MAGICKUL SPELLZ or something

Weapons that thematically and mechanically fit medieval mode, but aren't useless outside of it. The Huntsman, the demoknight stuff, and the medic's crusader crossbow are still good outside of medieval mode, why can't other classes get things like that.

>>378742787
add a quake 1 weapon for every class to use
PLEASE

i NEED that GL thump noise dammit!

>>378744376

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VMoIv0oWdc

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>>378744273
>notice theres no snipers or spies on the team
>finally a good chance to play them
>switch
>2 minutes later theres 3+ spies or snipers

every fucking time
also pic related

>>378744463
>pyro primary
>shoots a large fireball, similar to how the flareguns are
>has larger AOE explosion
>deals more damage overall, travels faster and further
>much longer time period between shots

Honestly that would be half bad as a weapon.

>>378744598
This ruins the game for me

>>378744207
BRB uninstalling
>>378744273
>that feel when former platinum spy on UGC, but never get a chance to play it thanks to everyfuckingone always picking spy

At least Sandman+Cleaver scout is fun to me.

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>>378744598
>no spys
>I top score as spy
>2 to 3 people think it's a good idea to pick the same class.
>all of them are bad and make the other team super paranoid

fucking new players need to not be able to pick sniper or spy.

>>378744598
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IdHTnpgpLDc

>>378743718
>>378743432
How about MORE THAN ONE FUCKING MAP

I love medieval but Degroot keep has gotten so old

>>378745029
That's all it would really need honestly
>several new medieval mode maps
>several new weapons that function in medieval mode

>>378739301
>tfw I used to play on a mic spam server so much that when I decided to pick up the game again I missed hearing mic spam too much to enjoy the game

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_prZ0JrbQrU

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>>378742016
THATS A RIGHT PRETTY BRA WASHER YA' BUILT YA BIG UGLY GIRL

>>378744794
i just hate paranoid shits in general

>doing awesome as a spy
>enemy team checks CONSTANTLY
>can't break their shit, sneak in or anything
>have to switch class in order to have fun

>>378745029
welcome to fucking overwatch, where the points don't matter because everyone wants a high K/D!

also, no ability to server browse, no community maps and barely any new maps added for its one to two game modes of CP and payload with shit gimmick characters and no real skill Q to win shit

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>>378745373
Everytime

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>>378745373
PRITTEH

BRAH

WASHAH

>>378745564
What's the most artstyle-breaking items currently in the game /v/?

>>378740371
>overwatch if fun to play

I've gotten at least a grand f
of OW matches and I'll tell you now It's a hell of a lot less fun than TF2.

Also

>no modtools ever

>no custom maps ever

Fuck blizz.

>>378742016
I never liked you

>>378745564
>Furthest
Even dota 2 has portal 2 memeshit now, valve are such fucking hacks

>>378740764
I've seen that 4chan party van in so many places on so many maps.

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>>378745704
We've been through this

it's the banana hat and then probably the over the top sci-fi shit

The banana because it just looks huge and terrible and makes all other cosmetics clash and looks shit

The only good part is you can get the greybane glasses paint it white and go full moon man

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>>378745975
>That one guy spamming mooman songs in orange servers with this set

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>>378740709
>Team in an arena server agrees to all play the same class for a round
>Other team notices and joins in
>Switch to a new class each round, not knowing what the other team will pick
>Keep it up for hours
It's the little things, man.

>>378739301
TF2 is still king in my heart. Nothing else compares. Even today it still gives me the best gameplay out there. 3000 hours and haven't gotten bored yet

>>378745704
Potassium Bonnet looks fucking retarded.

What mongoloid would pay $20 or the equivalent for that hat?

Anything painted pink as hell.

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>2011/2012
>"hey anon, try out this game, it's free now"
>"Idk man, I'm not a FPS kind or guy"
>watch all the Meet The Team
>fall in love with the game
>try it out, it's amazing
>find a good server of a good clan
>always play there, come to know evergreen, have fun
>enter the clan, get into their teamspeak
>clan organize events where we all end up laughing our ass off
>best online fun of my life
>enter a competitive team inside the clan
>we're the underdogs, but it's fine we're having fun
>except we're not
>team disintegrate
>get depressed
>nothing makes sense anymore
>end up playing in cp_orange_3 24/7
>just that single map
>keep playing out of inertia
>Mann vs Machine comes out
>still not enough to keep me interested
>still not having the fun I had anymore
>slowly stop playing TF2
>more and more updates shit the game up
>eventually I drop it

I will never find such a game anymore. I will never have that kind of fun online anymore.

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>>378743753
Amongst others

>>378740371
Oh fuck right off. Overwatch is the most bland, sanitized, boring shit for casuals.

To this day no game other than TF2 can do Halloween events well. I don't know how but goddamn they really capture that magic feeling with Scream fortress.

>>378739301
Is there an active group that plays vanilla TF2? I miss the community and randoms just aren't doing it. The only old community server I know that has people playing regularly is the fucking Saxton Hell servers.

>>378745975
>>378746402
>hating on the moonman hat

>when a literal fucking disgusting horsefucker hat is in the game

They *literally* quote the show when wearing the hat.

>>378746402
>Overwatch is the most bland, sanitized, boring shit for casuals.
I agree: OW is soulless.
TF2 has great characters, in a great setting, with a great unique style, with a good lore, and everything makes sense and keeps it together (not including hats), but OW is just a product of a marketing department, where a bunch of spineless worms mathematically found out what was the most interesting thing for a certain market, and the result they slapped together is now OW.

>>378744083
what the hell is that green house logo?

>>378746661
I would assume homestuck, although I honestly have no idea.

>>378746661
Homestuck

>>378746661
Homestuck

>>378743649
Anon the reason viability is a thing is because of fun. Everything being viable means more stuff to choose between.

>>378742235
Much like John Carpenters The Thing, TF2's characters and lived in world thrive together, because, at least partially none of them are female. This polychotomy and the bromanship of its main character's interactions and mannerisms cannot be overstated. The subtle charm of their interactions is a result from this nonsexualizing of its cast, as well as the clear design and artsyle used to represent them. Whether this was a concious decision by valve or not remains to be seen. Why I beleive the reason the pyro has not been shown to be female is because deep down, Valve knows it risks this interesting patriarchal dynamicism it has possibly mistakenly created.

>>378746582
quoting the show doesn't magically make the hat a horsefucker hat, don't be retarded. 'specially compared to the sheer amount of other voice lines and not actually looking like a MLP horse at all.
then again retards thought the balloonicorn was MLP related so bing bong, bing bing bong.
also technically it's the mercs saying the line if you're going into dependencies and not the hat.

heavy is wishmaking fairy.

>>378743732
>someone died to a pyro main enough times to see every weapons name
LMAO

>>378746732
Exactly this. Medieval Mode is literally no fun allowed. Since some classes get to use primaries and secondaries because they "fit the theme", it automatically creates a huge inbalance between the classes. If every class had something cool, it would be more fun.

>>378743732
>Pyro

>joke class

That isn't Spy, who has literally no reason to exist because of Sniper.

RIP 4chan Partyvan and the Weeabootique

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>>378738070
The fuck do you guys want now

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>>378746419
>tfw they phoned it in the last 2 years

>>378744207
Dirsec Custom Maps.

>>378746803
>what is the F key

>>378746582
That hat is halloween only though
Are you okay?
>>378746820
Spy helps take out sentries though.

>>378744207
A small Arena server -- rarely very populated, but at least a few people on at all hours. Don't remember the name, only that the admin was named Dave and the other regulars would tease him while doing an impression of a Canadian accent.

I think it was the same place where >>378746170 happened, in a rare time where the server was full.

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>>378740371
>Overwatch is fun to play
Wrong.

>>378746582
>still mad about mlp

it's done ironically to make autists like you asspained over a children's show. And it's working like 5 years later i see. So they did a good job :^)

>>378739301
>the holiday punch

the best weapon in the game, its so fun.

>>378747086
kek
I have literally never seen anyone type mlp all lowercase except for barneyfag though because it makes no fucking sense being an acronym

>>378743835
>"That sniper is a spyyy."
>"Nah"
>"Yeah"
>"Good one mate"

>"That medic is a MEDIC"
>"Ja"
>"Nnnno sir"

I fucking love the voice responses in TF2. They're so iconic you probably heard the voices in your head just now.

>>378744273
Why are the crosshairs the size of the screen?

>>378747276
Exactly.

>>378746760
I think with pyro its treated more as a joke. He's a dude, he's voiced by a dude, and sounds like one, even with the muffled voice. That "feminine side' is treated as a joke, its the same thing as poking fun at one of your friends for being a pussy because he paints or something. It's all in good fun, nice friendly hazing between friends. The side characters are still great too. Miss Pauline for example is characterized as being a highly disorganized mess of a human being, and she's never sexualized. The only one who ever even thinks twice is the Scout, because he genuinely loves her, not just that shes a hot piece of ass. All the Overwatch females are made to be sexually attractive, while the only real female characters that are referenced in the actual game are a disorganized librarian-esque female that isn't sexualized in the slightest, but isn't outright unattractive. The administrator is a chainsmoking angry old stick-thin woman. The overwatch characters are all pretty much one-dimensional sex objects. Sure cute girls are nice, but they have nothing special. Most of them are just token characters, made to be marketable. Tracer is just a "spunky lesbian with british accent", thats it. There isn't any depth to any of the characters. A literal side character that only appears in the comics, one animation, and vocally for the gun mettle campaigns is a better character than the primary focus main characters of a game.

>>378739301
>all of the Gmod cartoons
Why do people keep using Gmod instead of SFM, and why does Valve keep trying to force people to accept SFM?

>>378746812
I'd love to see
>Pyro fireball or Molotov or barrel of tar that can paint the ground
>Engineer medieval PDA that allows him to build a catapult and a wall
>demo loses primaries so that he doesn't outclass everyone else so much (booties were meant to make him compete as a melee class facing guns, but in Medieval they just make him OP)
>sniper loses secondaries (for above reason)
>spy loses watches so he can't tank everything with dead ringer

with these changes every class will have 2 weapons in Medieval and have a reason to be used

Also they should add Morrigan Alley to the medieval maps

>>378747391
SFM is too smooth. Gmod animations are great because how twitchy and erratic they are.

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I've noticed some trends among class mains, about how accurate would you say this is /v/

>Medic mains
Trannies and gamer grills
>Scout mains
Shitposting memelords
>Soldier mains
Always angry all the time
>Demo mains
Incredibly chill and probably stoned af
>Heavy mains
Bro tier but almost nonexistant
>Engineer mains
That guy who joins mumble but never talks
>Pyro mains
Furries and other degenerates
>Spy mains
Weeaboos who vastly overestimate their amby aim
>Sniper mains
Godlike aim, potato tier game sense

>>378747391
1.becuz Gmod is funnier in motion.
2. becuz SFM looks better.and advertises the game distributing jew.

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>>378739301
>tfw in the end the 360 version of TF2 ended up being the best

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my fat comrade

>>378747461

Should add something about Soldier being the tryhardest motherfucker on the team but otherwise pretty on point and Medic potentially being a disgruntled motherfucker who doesn't want to play Medic but is sick of losing. Otherwise pretty accurate.

>>378742016
Your country did not prepare you for the level of violence you will meet on my battlefield!

Why do people in TF2 threads always talk about it in the past tense as if its not still always in Top 5 Played on Steam

>>378747461
Straight into the trash can with the full stops that were never used in the post thanks because that shit was retarded. People who main and don't pick based on circumstance or map are dum dums.

Im praying for crossbow reskin

>>378746820
Spy is the only class who can turn invisible, that's his niche, which is occasionally useful for getting picks Sniper can't see because they're hiding behind cover.

Pyro has nothing unique worth using. Airblast knockback can be done by a Sentry or Demo. Afterburn is worthless. Fireproofing and extinguishing is worthless because afterburn is worthless. And projectile reflection isn't a thing that works against smart players, who get their Scout to Pistol you down.

Pyro is the worst class in TF2. Spy, at least, is the second fastest runner and the only invisible class.

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>>378747575
>Should add something about Soldier being the tryhardest motherfucker
Why do you think he's always angry

t. sweaty soldier main

>>378738590
>walk into your own intel roon
>BEEP pt pt pt WHOOSH
>Yee Haw!

>>378747596
Because "/v/" (they) don't play it anymore therefore it is dead despite the actual happenings outside the comfort bubble.
>>378747665
This. Pyro doesn't really have a niche but I'm curious if he actually pulls his weight as a defensive pyro spychecking constantly, removing sappers off buildings, harrassing with the scotch shitter and deflecting rockets off of turrets if he'd be good.

>>378740764
I've played on this map a thousand times but don't remember the name... what was it called again?

>>378747618
>retard who thinks maining is the same as exclusively playing one character 24/7

>>378747596
Because it's not the same thing if you were playing tf2 8 years ago

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>>378746857
>that video
Few gmod videos ever matched this production quality. The guy put SO much effort into his larger projects.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dzMq5_thk4o
>mfw finding out he died of cancer
>he was 20
>hearing his girlfriend crying in the farewell video DasBoSchitt put together
>Monty Oum died a week later
>Edd Gould died a few years prior

>>378747276
EVERY ONE OF YOU DESERVES A MEDIC

>>378747713
Everyone who picks Soldier does it because he's the strongest character and they're the sort who would be making unironic techno killstreak videos if it was 10 years earlier (and might well have done, depending how old they are). The best kind support their team and take objectives like a relentless juggernaut. The bad kind shriek about being the only contributor, rocket jump their medics into sentries and complain about the lack of healing, and never do anything but headhunt even if they somehow picked up the intel.

>>378747764
Who are you quoting? Because it wasn't that post that didn't imply what you just tried to.

>>378747596
I've played it for long time and its not much different besides the player base imo

>>378747792
That was a dark time.

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>>378747792
>Edd Gould died a few years prior
>also to cancer
>cancer didn't kill that trash diaper wearing freak

>>378747461
I live in the weed capital but I don't smoke man.

>>378744207
EOA 2pl_mine_alpine

>>378747758
Unfortunately pretty much every class is capable of spychecking by themselves, Engies can remove Sappers just fine, and Scorch Shot may be annoying but the damage is pathetic. There's good reason you so rarely see Pyros in high level play.

Pyro needs a rework to the Flamethrower that makes it less effective in the hands of bad players against baddies, and more effective in the hands of good players vs. Good players.

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>>378747952
>that trash diaper wearing freak
Do I even want to know?

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>>378745704
Any paint/color that isn't team colored, yellow or chromatic.
Unusuals.
Gold guns.
I think dumb hats usually fit the artstyle but don't fit the game and probably shouldn't be in the game either.

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I haven't played in two years. Rate my shitty hats.

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>>378744207
>every good server with custom maps died instead of some shitty 24/7 dustbowl server
not fair

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>>378748138

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>>378748203

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>still no dedicated servers for Arena

>>378748156
I like dustbowl. Sure it's a terribly designed map but it forces incoherent pub teams to cooperate due to this fact.

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>>378748269

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>>378742016
>Here's a schematic for ya: MY ASS

>>378746316
I used to play dustbowl all day every day. Literally like 8 hours on that one map. The only other game I've played where people just spam one map for hours at a time is Jedi Outcast's ffa_bespin.

Good times.

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>>378748342

>>378748083
Pamperchu I think

>tfw the conga/kick shenanigans when they were first added will never happen again

>>378748083
Asperchu, or something. He would no joke go dumpster diving for soiled diapers, and 'clean' them in an ancient microwave oven.

>>378748342
but the stickies aren't pipe bombs....the nades are tho

>>378747391
SFM is very cinematic. Lots of great short movies have been made with that tool, but Gmod is just perfect for conic action. Gmod Idiot Box is the quintessential Gmod sketch show.

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>>378748394

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>>378748459
>>378748446
I actually had a guy I was dominating freak out about that once. Somehow being informed that the stickies are called "remote detonation pipes" in the game files didn't sooth his anger.

>>378747998
Unfortunately it's a fundamental problem of doing damage by igniting an enemy. Time to kill is the number one factor in any shooter, which is why one-hit-kill weapons tend to dominate. TF2 is a bit different for reasons I can't quite put my finger on, but which are the reason why the Sniper doesn't accomplish much outside of casual play despite having a OHK-capable weapon.

Pyro's got short range, low DPS, basic mobility, and not enough health to make up for it. The class can still do some pretty wild stuff, especially if you really know how to take advantage of the airblast; but outside of casual play, compared to most other classes, it takes a lot more effort to achieve similar success.

Flamethrowers and fire-based weapons in general seem to be really tricky to balance in shooters. In Killing Floor, the Firebug was a lot of fun to play, but was actually considered a nuisance to have on your team at above Normal/Hard difficulty because the enemy health scaling totally fucked his utility, and the smoke from the fire obscured the other players' vision, which was especially a problem for the Sharpshooter.

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>>378748557

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>>378747902
>who are you quoting
fuck off /jp/

>>378739301
Man I miss couponbug.com
I used to listen to their 2 main videos on youtube back to back to back

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>>378747986
sure you don't

>>378748618
I have a pretty similar load-out.

>>378748605
>TF2 is a bit different for reasons I can't quite put my finger on
Because TF2 is a truly team game, where each class has its own uncontested space in game, thus allowing them to exist and function organically.

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>>378748618
>tfw can't find my engie screenshot
>tfw pretty sure I sold off the hats when I stopped playing so I couldn't take a fresh one
Feels bad. Here's an extra Demo instead I guess.

>>378748775
It's hard to beat a sharp-dressed man. Especially back when Enforcicle cancer was in full swing. Good times, good times...

>>378748418
They still do all the time in spawn rooms though. Very comfy.as a matter of fact:
>just bought Kazotzky last night
>want to test it out
>go into 2/24 server running 2fort
>both dudes in there are Russians with like 400 ping running around confused and chatting happily away in Cryllic
>go onto the bridge and start Kazotzkying
>the Russian on my team immediately joins but the one on the other team is confused
>tell him "G"
>after a few Knife taunts he figures it out
>we spend the next 10 minutes dancing in circles and different formations and spamming voice lines and I have no idea what they're saying but they're clearly having the time of their lives
>eventually I have to go but I say "goodnight guys"
>the other team Russian guy uses z+2 "Thanks!"
>leave
Made my night desu

>>378743732
Too bad they nerfed all the fun pyro builds into the ground when the MOBA/ OW trend of having terribad patch notes started. So many TF2 builds became completely useless as soon as they started rapidly patching weapons. Pyro players must feel bad.

>>378744207
It was a 24/7 mario kart server. Not sure exactly which mario kart map it was. If I remember correctly it had the Headless Horseless Horsemann in a little room, a "DJ" area where you could select different songs and stuff, a huge second area that had a little pool and a river through the middle, plus a couple little minigames. Had a 100% crit ratio. It was the funnest shit ever. Sometimes we'd use RTD noclip roll to get an engineer into the skybox or under the map and kill everyone since you could shoot out from under the ground to people above it, and eventually the other team would get in and kill us and take over, and we'd do it over again. We'd do the same thing, trying to hold take control over the tunnel that led from the portal to 1-2, with 30 people fighting over control of 1-2. We'd sit up in the skybox with RTD noclip talking about whatever for hours on end, or sit around in the blimp as snipers trying to get kill anyone who stepped out the doors. Sometimes it would cycle to a "pkmn_goldenrod" map, where it would basically be us fucking around with all the songs that you could play with the radio tower top room, or having sniper battles since autocrit. You'd have dumb stuff like demoknights with tons of heads because of autocrit. It was so much fun. Eventually the main group slowly stopped showing up. The staff stopped appearing as often, younger kids would come in and shit up VC, turning a bunch of guys away from the server, and eventually the kids got bored, and eventually it was gone. The server is still there. I go on sometimes, and just sit there, alone, and think about all the fun and memories I had on this dumb pointless map.

>>378740371
>Aside from Blizzard being garbage at character interactions and not having nothing remotely resembling humor in their game, Overwatch is fun to play.
There's also the lack of game balance and content.
>Blizzard has already outdone Valve in the custom game mode department
Yet it pales in comparison to the community. In fact the only "good" custom game mode they've made is lucioball and that's directly ripping off of rocket league

>>378745713

This. Lack of custom maps kills it for me.

That and modders aren't that comfortable modding Blizzard games because Blizzard can literally be like "sorry we own the game concept and name now don't worry we'll give you credit :^)" due to getting cucked out of dota.

>>378748852
>playing on a custom map server
>it was an mlp map based on canterlot but thats beside the point, it was absolutely huge,
and and was a CP map, which basically involved storming this giant castle
>we'd all go heavy and do conga
>we'd try and get all the way across the map without dying
>we'd call it heavy migration, and would be laughing and making jokes the whole way through
>a couple players on each team would come in and try and kill us
>20+ heavies aren't exactly a small threat
>we literally spent nights away doing dumb shit like this

This was even only 3 years ago, yet it feels like a lifetime. TF2 just keeps going further down the rabbit hole.

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Overwatch would actually be a good successor to TF2 if Blizzard would allow 12v12 or 16v16.

Imagine the chaos in no limits 16v16. I want it so badly.

>>378748805
>each class has its own uncontested space in game
Is this what really makes the difference?
In the aforementioned Killing Floor, every player can do the same things, but specific perks were better at specific things. Everyone could heal, but the Medic was better at it; everyone could weld, but the Support Specialist was better at it; and of course, weapons were cheaper & more effective in the hands of their respective perk. But nothing said a Medic couldn't carry a shotgun too, or a Sharpshooter couldn't heal a teammate. I always thought that was an essential part of what made it good; with few exceptions it never felt like the team was "missing" a role, and you wouldn't often be blaming your teammates for not "doing their job."

Maybe that's just because it was co-op instead of PvP.

>>378749273
>16v16
>12v12
6v6 is too small. Its okay for competitive sure, but for custom servers its no fun allowed. Imagine the fun.
Of course blizzard would never do that.

>>378749273
Protect my TURRET

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>>378742016
>"You just got dominated, Bilbo Baggins!
>"You just got dominated, Balbo Biggins!
>"You just got dominated, Bablo Bravins!
>"You just got dominated, Barble Bapkins!
>"You just got dominated, Basbo Bibbins!
>"You just got dominated, Bulbo Buttons!

>When you're a Heavy main and want more variety in weapon choice but people went Team Pyro because it's a "broken class"

Oh gee whiz I wonder what completely pointless Heavy nerfs the update will bring so I'm once again stuck in the Stock/Sandvich/GRU combo until the heat death of the universe?

>>378749460
The issue with Heavy vs Pyro was the current state of Heavy. Pyros can easily kill Heavies, while its much harder for a Heavy to kill a Pyro.

>>378749273
I just don't think the maps on Overwatch are big enough for 12v12. Unlike TF2, most of the maps in Overwatch are full of turns and chokeholds, breaking through against a team of twelve, especially with Overwatch's ults, just sounds impossible.

>>378749460
>Stock/Sandvich/GRU
>unironically thinking they won't nerf the GRU into oblivion

You made this bed by daring to enjoy any character other than Soldier.

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>>378746316
>used to be part of a server that hosted events like fashion shows
>you traded in something to enter and the winner took the whole pot
>all the time I spent trying to come up with cool or funny outfits
>eventually the events just stopped happening
feels bad man
pic related is a costume that I won with

Did they ever bring back Valve Servers?

>>378749460
>Still using GRU after the nerf
>Not switching out for tomislav and dalokohs when roaming

>>378749669
How's it feel knowing your medic is now advocating for ice cream genders

>>378749437
I can do one better
https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/a/a4/Soldier_sf12_seeking09.wav?t=20121027180747

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>>378749582
>Pyros can easily kill Heavies, while its much harder for a Heavy to kill a Pyro.

>>378749605
Some Overwatch Maps would work. Hollywood is definitely large enough for this to work. The KOTH maps would all work, since they are all comparable in size to some TF2 KOTH maps.

Honestly I wouldn't even care, it would make the game bearable. Have a 16v16 or 12v12 mode, and do a couple changes to make it more silly broken, like letting Torbjorn's fix eachothers turrets for maximum silly.

>>378749892
>snipe flare
>snipe flare
>snipe flare
>dead

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>>378749803
I must have made that costume in like 2013 or 2014, Nye was still alright back then.

>>378749669
My old hangout used to do shit like that too.I still miss you, =USE=

>>378749892
If you didn't realize, pyros won by a landslide. Obviously heavies can outdo pyros if they have the chance, but if a pyro catches a heavy by surprise on his own, he's screwed.

To be fair, Heavy is only good when other players are with him. On his own he's too slow.

>>378749358
In my opinion yes: if everyone can heal, they're "stealing the job" to the actual medic. In TF2 classes are rigidly defined by their roles, and they fill those roles by carrying specific weapons, and by having specific characteristics (different health, different speed, and so on).

What I think was a winning factor for TF2 is that it requires cooperation inside the team, not only in terms of gameplay, but also in terms of class picking: a team made of half snipers will lose, a team made of only engineers will stall the game, but won't win, etc.

Also, it's a complicated rock papers scissors system, that functions because each class can carry its own weight, but only in conjunction with the rest of the team can express its full potential, because each one complete the lacking side of some other character.

This gives a lot of depth to the game, while also keeping it simple enough.

>>378750009
next you're gonna tell me that Pyro has a high skill ceiling because he can do a reflect rocket jump and then do a 360 turn around reflect huntsman headshot onto the medic who's about to uber

This thread made me remember Ignis solus

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRARcZL-4XM

Simpler times.

>>378750121
If you didn't realize, pyros only won because you simply picked a team and fought for it, regardless of class. If this was actually like the WAR update where heavies and pyros had to kill each other to count, heavies would have won easily.

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Why doesn't /v/ make it's own server? I don't give a fuck if it's full of retards, i just want my vanilla pubs back

It's so fucking hard to find vanilla servers that arn't SKIAL or whatever

I just want to fuck around like i used to when pubs were a thing...

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>>378742016
You cannot burn me, I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO COMBUST!

>>378750252
it gets tried every few TF2 threads, in the end it's just simpler to pick a valve server or something to play on

>>378750234
Oh, that makes a bit more sense. Heavies are rarely on their own, which is when pyros easily counter them. Heavy and Medic are interesting in that way, in that they need other players to be used to their potential.

>>378747759

harbl_hotel

>>378750252
It happens, and then people don't stick around. You don't have outsiders coming in, and theres usually few players there. Some people come expecting to have fun, others just want to play the game, so it never lasts.

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>>378750009
>Thinks heavy is just going to sit there while he fires four flares at him
>Thinks he is going to be able to land flares consistently while being outside minigun range

>>378750121
>Obviously heavies can outdo pyros if they have the chance, but if a pyro catches a heavy by surprise on his own, he's screwed.
>There are people this fucking retarded on /v/

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>>378742615
>>the comic storyline is almost finished
What happens then?

>>378749781
>We have UNLIMITED MONEY from Steam
>Paying a couple hundred dollars a month to keep servers running for a game people still play is too much
>In 20 years we'll have saved as much money as if we had one less person for one year
Fucking beancounters

>>378749273
No it wouldn't, it would still be bland as fuck, casual as fuck, and have no custom content and way less content than tf2

>>378739301
>gotten
It still is, nothing is better

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>>378750498
some crazy shit

>>378750421
Many thanks.

>>378750137
Not only that, because unlike in overwatch, there is actual skill to the game

Any class can 1v1 vs another and whoever has the most skill will almost always win
Because none of the classes DIRECTLY counter each other
Classes counter, but it's not to such an extent where it's not even worth it

This is not the case in OW because every class is so stoic and set in their ways that even if you are good, you can still be hard countered

Tf2 is so dead right now that even /v/ threads are better than the /tf2g/ threads on /vg/, jesus christ valve just launch something, anything fucking hell

>>378741087

Also have it, sometimes it's nice to just find all the old stuff, like the DJ room playing Vib Ribbon and Jet Set Radio.

Or the room in the sky dedicated to Cracky-chan.

>>378744207
rocketblast

>>378750643
most /v/ game threads are better than their /vg/ equivalents

>>378750498
No idea.

Valve hasn't done a non-cosmetic update for their games in forever, so its really hard to judge whats going to happen. They're cracking down on trading, whatever that might mean. Maybe they've got plans for new games, and they want to ease the transition over to the new games by minimizing the size of the economies, or getting rid of interest in the current game economies. If they just went out and released NEW GAME, people playing OLD GAME would be upset all their money is wasted to nothing. I mean the TF2 comics confuse me anyway, all the "baddies" are dead. The three Mann brothers are all dead, the TFC mercs are all dead, the TF2 mercs are all together (save engie), the only thing thats really left is learning what the hell the Administrator is planning to do now, considering that shes used up the last bit of the worlds Australium to give her one last hour of life.

>>378750643
Probably won't be for at least another sixty days judging by the Arms Race 3 competition on Tf2maps.net

Tf2maps is having a weapons creation competition and I reckon it will tie in with the release of the update like the Invasion competition did

>>378750643

/v/ can actually manage to talk about videogames.

/vg/ is pretty much a containment board for circlejerking and trip/avatarfags.

Try to find a /vg/ thread that doesn't devolve into shitposting and attention-seeking circlejerks.

>>378748418
>you will never relive the fun of the love and war update when every server was literally nothing but people taunting
>you will never relive the angry divide of autists who wanted to play the game and autists who wanted to do nothing but taunt
>you will never hang out with cool dudes in fuckaround servers like lazypurple's server just taunting and micspamming

feels bad man

>>378750901
That one hour is for her to have a massive orgy with all 9 mercs while being hot as fuck before dying

>>378749460
Heavy may be boring but at least he's functional

anyone with over 2 minutes of experience in the game is going to know how to shut down a pyro, stop whinging so much, you'll get your update this year at christmas if things go well

>>378747461
>sniper main
you got the potato game sense accurate. i overextend way too much because standing around waiting for people to walk into my sightline is fucking boring. i sometimes aim well, i think the best compliment i ever got was someone saying i was "unreal." at least that's the nicest one i got that wasn't a hack accusation that i interpreted as a compliment.

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>>378750252
>>378750314
>>378750436
okay then;

Post server favorite lists

>>378739301
get good get lmaobox

>>378751032
/vg/ threads are fine for about a week after a games release, after that it's shit.

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>Pyro update hasnt released yet
>claims to be the biggest one of theirs yet
>supposed to introduce the Jungle Map
>most likely gonna be hook shit
>VALVe gives the commmunity 60 days to design their own weapons for the update
>as long as it fits the style and wasnt submitted before, its fair game
http://www.teamfortress.com/post.php?id=29770
hurry up niggers, made your exploding syringes

>>378751032
/vg/ is fun because it IS a giant circlejerk of autism, but there's no new autism to talk about and the threads are so fucking boring that it kills my brain even going in there.

>>378751284
OH FUCK