>killing floor you don't actually kill any floors

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>>378730838
>Dark Souls
i'm not actually a nigger

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>far cry v
>/v/ actually cries about it

>This War of Mine

it isn't actually yours, you just own a DRM

>STALKER Clear Sky
>it rains grenades

>>378730838
>Final Fantasy
>there's 40 of them

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>Overwatch
>Don't watch overs

>>378731687
holy shit

>Spyro the Dragon
>He's actually a wyvern

>Nier

most things are really far, but from a genetic standpoint there's a lot of incest

>>378732458
He has 6 limbs and not 4, isn't that an actual dragon

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>Warframe
>You don't get to frame anyone for a war

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>>378731687

>>378731558
Kek

>>378732458
>wings on his back
>not a dragon

He's just small. Maybe you could call him a drake?

>どうぶつの森
>森なんていない

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>>378732721
>Honey Select
>You technically select Honies

>super smash bros
>you can play as characters that have no siblings whatsoever

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>>378733753
>Super Smash Bros
>there are female characters

>Star Wars: Jedi Knight II: Jedi Outcast
>Kyle willingly walked away from the Jedi and is welcomed back with open arms

>>378733846
That's some hardcore misgendering you've got there, be a shame if someone told the internet police.

>shadow warrior
>you fight demons, not shadows

>Bayonetta
>no bayonets are featured in any way whatsoever
>iconic weapons are sci-fi looking pistols

Literally what

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>Persona 5
>you can have more than 5 personas

>Killer is Dead
>the killer is very much alive

>fallout
>you never actually fall out of anything

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>Mario is Missing
>first cutscene unambiguously shows that Mario was kidnapped

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>>378731687
like monogamy

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>>378731687
Well shit

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>>378731687
EFFIN SMOKED

>>378730838
But you are on a floor killing, my non-English speaking friend.

>>378730838
>Battle for Bikini Bottom
>You don't battle on the bottom of a bikini

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>Metal Gear Rising
>you don't fight on a gear made of metal going upwards

>>378735429
But you do.

>Animal Crossing
>There are no streets intended for motor use for which to put an animal crossing sign up so that the animals may cross the street safely and arrive on the other side

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>Infinite Undiscovery
>You're not continually learning nothing

>/v/ - Video Games
>Its actually just a blue /b/

>Democrats
>They actually don't like democracy

>op
>is actually a faggot

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>Fallout 4
>You only fall out of Todd's grace when he finds out you pirated his game.

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>>378735737
>>378730838

>OP
>is actually post number 378730838

>>378735572
>blue
How have you still not switched to Tomorrow?

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>Overwatch
>I'm over, watching it that is
perfect, shit game just as it's name suggests

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>Darkest Dungeon
>it's more lit than the average /v/ user's basement

>Darksiders
>not a starwars game
>Infamous Second Son
>there's only one son in the sky
>Yakuza 0
>there are plenty of Yakuza
>Street Fighter
>You don't fight the streets

>Shadow of the Colossus
>There is actually more than 1 colossus

>The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion
>Focuses exclusively on one plane of Oblivion
>The elder never scrolls past you

WOW HAVEN'T SEEN A THREAD LIKE THIS BEFORE HAHAHAHA

Fuck off.

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>Starcraft
>you don't actually craft stars

>>378730838
>loves his job
>actually hates it

>>378739190
Don't like it?
Hide it.

>>378739208
>Minecraft
>you actually kinda craft mines

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>>378739534
forgot the webm

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>LIMBO
>no limboing involved

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>Papers, Please
>you don't get to please any papers

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>Skullgirls
>There's only one at a time

>Team Fortress
>You aren't in a fortress and there aren't any teams

>Painkiller
>you cause pain, not kill it, no drugs involved either

>>378740017
fuck you I came in the thread just to fucking say this

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>>378739705

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>>378740017
>there aren't any teams

Are you aware that you are retarded? Or did you do that on purpose

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>Hey! Pikmin
>will sell like shit, be the last game in the franchise and suffer the same fate chibi robo did

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>>378731687
Motherfucker

>>378730838
>Prey
>Hunting aliens

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>>378731687
give me back my sides you fucker

>>378740237
>pokemon
>you don't actually poke em on

>Defense of the Ancients
>you actually have to kill the ancients

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>Metal Gear Solid
>title makes no sense

>Night in the Woods
>You don't actually spend a single night in the woods

Why was this allowed?

>>378733846
>Super Smash Bros
>More than one-third of the cast use more slashy/stabby attacks instead of smashy ones.

>>378740369
実は『ポケモン』と言うのは「ポケットモンスター」の意味を持っているので、違います。
だって、ゲーム内にポケットに入るモンスターがいっぱいいるから。

>4chan
>it's not for Jackie Chan

>dude sex
>You don't fuck men

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>Painkiller
>No painkillers in game
Fucking false advertising

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>Luigi's Mansion
>You don't play as Luigi's Mansion.

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>>378731687

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>Red Dead Redemption
>your redemption isn't actually-- oh wait it is

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>>378731687
Put me in the screencap

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>>378731687
>/v/ cries about it
>/pol/ doesn't
make
think

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>Skyrim
>Not a single mid air rimjob

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>>378731687

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>>378731687

>Metroid
>nobody cares if you have your ID in the metro

>>378745292
Just cause they're not posting about it on their shithole of a board doesn't mean those nignogs aren't shitposting about it here.

>>378732458
Are you retarded? Wyverns have 2 legs and wings. Dragons are the ones with 4 legs and wings. Get your fucking facts straight, faggot.

>>378735648
>Republicans
>They're actually retarded

>>378733753
Mario and Luigi you retarded fuck.

>>378748056
>republicans
>they don't actually lick repubs

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>Minecrap
>You don't actually excavate feces out of walls