>WHEN

>>378725768
Xander?

>>378725829
Nah son it's based Sirus

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REMINDER

>>378650116
>>378650420

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NTR BOYZ WHERE WE AT

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MY WIFE'S DAUGHTER

Get your 20+ orbs goys, june quests are here

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>>378726116
>>378726204
>>378726271

>yaoi hands

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>>378725768

>Zeph
>Xander
>Camus

s-stupid sexy lords, get your big meaty swords and thick lances away from my range units

>22 orbs from new quests
Could be worse.

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>last deathless arena fight is an armor meme team

Thanks for the easy win, dummy

>>378725768
You'd think they would have released him alongside the Echoes release since he's in it

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>>378725768
In like 2 days once the redo of Narcian is over.

Then we get Xander 2.0

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>>378726271
What the fuck, IS

>>378725768
>WHENposting
>>378726116
>>378726204
>>378726271
>>378727102
>forced memes

guess the thread is officially dead

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>>378727602

>>378727602
Hopefully the shitposters will die off, but at worst they're ignorable.

>80 fucking orbs
>Nothing but a 5* Rebecca
I am so fucking mad
She doesn't even have anything worth using the SI for

>>378725768
What level does Narcian have to be to kill/damage the story mode lunatic version of himself?

>>378725768
> YOU WALK AWAY

>>378728213
Roughly 30 for me. You can do it sooner with buffs.

>>378728276
(YOU)

>>378727825
Bro I swear the seasonal banners are rigged. I never even saw a 5* the entire spring banner and I've gotten a 5* from pretty much every banner I've consistently rolled on. I'm certain this fucking banner will be the same.

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>>378728428
You don't know until you try, anon.

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>70 orbs
>this is all I have to show for it
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378729078
>70 orbs
God knows how many I've wasted, probably upwards of a hundred, and that's with sniping only colorless when possible. Pushing 4% pity at any rate.

>>378729078
Are you me? I blew 90 orbs on nothing but colorless and my only 5 star was Maria too. Atleast my barracks are filled with Virions, Matthews and Gaius'. Didn't even het a 4* Kagero.

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This is going to be easy as fuck

Why are they adding this literally who character that's just a rip off of xander

>>378729954
Weak bait

>>378729954

No-one's gonna take you seriously.

You could have gone for the FE6 bait, but you got greedy and went for Fates.

>>378725829
Ezekiel I think.

>>378729767
>use Ursula and Robin + 2 dancers
>win
wow

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>>378726116
>>378726204

I wrote those and I've seen them posted enough to think people seem to have liked them. Will post in a sec, gimmie a buzz if you like them and/or want more.

>Looking at the pile of work still ahead, (You) can’t help but sigh
>“Long day?” Your Wife, Cordelia, asks, looking up from where she’s busied herself tidying up the barracks and peering over your shoulder.
>She doesn’t touch you, you notice, it feels like she’s been a little less affectionate lately but not so much you feel like you can comment about it. It was strange, a few months ago you thought she would finally be ready to consummate your marriage, recently you haven’t been so sure.
>“Yeah, and a lot left to do,” you answer, shaking such thoughts away and pointing to the piles of authorisations still untouched, “Sorry, I think I’ll be up late again tonight.”
>“That’s fine, I was just about to head back to our tent anyway,” she brushes you off, just a little too fast, “I’m going to get changed and head out with Severa.”
>“Again? Didn’t you two do that just a few nights ago?” And then a week ago before that. What was so interesting about this town? They hadn’t acted like this before.
>“Yeah, well… we just had so much fun, we both decided to make it a regular thing,” she laughs, “It’s not often I get to spend time with her like this, it’s exhausting, but REALLY fun.”
>You can’t help but smile at her motherly charm shining through, “That’s fine, I suppose. I just, you know I worry about you two. You didn’t come back last time.”
>Planting her hands on her hips, she glares down at you. Courage faltering you look to the floor, feeling suddenly guilty for doubting her -your own wife- for even a moment

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>>378732291
>“I told you,” she sighs in exasperation, “We had a bit too much to drink and lost track of time, we didn’t want to risk walking home in the dark, so we had some new friends show us to a hotel. We were fine.”
>“I know…” you agree, still unable to meet her eyes. Your wife was still a virgin, just like you, and still rather naïve to the world, you couldn’t bear the thought of anyone taking advantage of her. Still, Severa was with her. “I just, worry. Whenever you don’t come home.”
>It wasn’t so bad when she spent the night looking after one of your comrades after a battle, but you still didn’t understand she’d begun insisting on doing that, she wasn’t a healer!
>“Look, it’s too late tonight, but how about we take Morgan with us the next time we go? You know how she gets, she won’t let either of us out of her sight!”
>Both your daughters? Well, that should be fine, “Okay, if sh-” Looking up, you see she’s already gone.


>Looking over at her red-headed daughter, walking beside her, Cordelia couldn’t help but giggle at the mix of nervousness and anticipation writ clear on the younger girl’s face. “You look nice today, Severa.”
>It was no mere flattery, despite still wearing her usual clothes, Severa’s face and hair had both obviously had hours of preparation put into them and the soft scent wafting through the air did not smell cheap.
>“O-Of course!” as terrible at receiving compliments as ever, the mercenary opted for a half-hearted glare in return, “I’m, I’m DEFINITELY gonna beat you this time.”
>“Didn’t you say that last time too? I thought I told you not to underestimate your mother?”
>“Wh-Wha!? That, that was only because those two jerks wouldn’t let me go, all night!”

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>>378732291
>>378732382

>She didn’t need a reminder, the memory of her beautiful daughter sandwiched between two tall, muscular men was not one that Cordelia would soon forget, especially not since it had left the other four all to her.
>“I don’t remember you complaining at the time.” She teased. No indeed, her daughter’s mouth had been far too busy and none of the men would have listened anyway.
>“I-I” Severa flushed bright red, “That’s not the point! I’ll beat you tonight, for sure!”
>“Will you now?” She laughed in reply, grinning wickedly at her daughter’s incensed face, “I’m not so sure about that.”
>Looking quickly over her shoulder to make sure no-one else was around, Cordelia reached down, lifting the skirt of her Pegasus Knight’s uniform.
>Severa gasped, the hem of the dress went barely past her hips and even so, her mother was exposed completely bare, shaven and already shining with lust, ready for any man at any time.
>“I’ve heard some of the others around the camp complain, the bar we’re heading to tonight is said to be rather poorly lit…” She explained, lowering the uniform and walking back into step, looking instantly for anyone who didn’t know better, the famed Paragon of the Ylissean Pegasus Knights.
>“You! You slut!”
>Cordelia turned around, smirking victoriously at her daughter. They both knew exactly how this night would end. Her mother would probably have half the men in the bar inside her before Severa could even get one group to take her home.
>Of course, if Severa could ever resist a challenge, perhaps everything between them would never have happened. “Oooh! Just you wait!”
>Ducking furiously behind a tree, the Mercenary returned barely a half minute later, blushing completely red, with her face set in an eager smile and tunic now only just barely covering her entirely bare hips.

>>378732291
>>378732382
>>378732443
Without a doubt the most autistic thing I've read in about two weeks

>>378733081

Just glad you read it

>>378726271
>>378726204
>>378726116

Fuck yeah, that's what I'm talking about.