why doesn't Bowser ever kidnap Daisy?

>>378725754
He knows not to stick his dick in crazy.

>>378725754
Why doesn't bowser ever kidnap me?

>>378725754
Damaged goods

>>378725754
Because Nintendo is a corporation and one of the people who has all the say in the development of the games is an egotistical and prideful talentless hack who tells other people to do his bidding which includes making sure bowser never kidnaps anyone but peach because he has and you're autistic too for caring about it

No one would ever come to save her

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>>378725754
He has shit taste

>>378725905
/thread

Why do you keep making these idiotic threads? Report and hide.

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>>378725754
Because he knows he can't handle her massive cock

>>378726084
haha

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>>378725754
That's why.

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>>378725940
Sauce!?!

>>378726406
Lol

>>378725905
So this is the true form of Miyamoto haters. They're all autistic screeching Daisyfags. This explains much.

>>378725754
He can imprison a fucking goddess yet he can't beat some plumber who's good at jumping.

>>378726669
Jumping happens to be the ultimate skill in platforming universes.

>>378725754
>why doesn't Bowser ever kidnap Daisy?
Who?

>>378725940
>He has shit taste
>Anyone who says that or defends Daisy in general posts fanart where Daisy looks much more attractive than her official look

>>378725754
Because Luigi is going to fuck him HARD as fuck unlike Mario

>>378725754
He only loves Peach and he's probably not interested in her kingdom.

>Capcha: Daisy Lane, Daisy Way

And then I'll join OPEC

>>378726761
Bowser, series antagonist outside of Super Mario Land. He was sometimes known as "King Koopa".

>>378726831
We already had that thread.

>>378726783
>Official look doesn't look bad

I fail to see a problem.

>>378726879

I don't want the magic to die

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daisy is too mean and tomboyish for BOWSER

>>378726831
WAKE UP
IT'S TRUE IT'S TRUE
IT IS I YOUR ONE AND ONLY KING
BOWSA KOOPA

>>378725940
this is a cropped futanari picture

i mean uh.. no i don't. i don't know that. she's got a vagina

>>378727083

IM a Turtle as you see

A little slow and a little green

luigi's massive cock has destroyed her pussy. nobody wants that shit

>>378726406

Do you have one of the scene where Waluigi kicks the shit out of Bowser?

>>378727136

But on the whole I'd say I'm

>>378725940
>>378727091
Now I require sauce.

>>378726664
Im not a daisyfag im just responding to a daisyfag poster with the truth

Liking miyamoto is denying the truth tho

>>378726084
This.... really makes my peepee hard.
What happened to ma?

>>378726876
I wasn't asking who Bowser was. :^)

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>>378725754

Because no one wants Daisy.

Tatanga only kidnapped her in SML1 because Wario hired him to as part fo a plot to steal Mario's castle in SML2.

there is surprisingly little porn of bowser&peach even though they are an obvious pairing in the most iconic video game series ever created

there needs to be a game where peach and daisy get kidnapped, then go beastmode on everyone as they kick the ass of everything in their way as they walk out of the place.

ends with mario showing up confused as fuck and a little scared.

wario is greatly aroused.

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>>378728175
There is? I dunno, I think there's a reasonable amount, but a lot of it is pretty bad. Most of it is solo I think.

>>378728284
just speaking nintendo a single pokemon can have more porn than bowser on peach.

so yeah I'd say it's little

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>>378728591
True

>>378725940
sausage please

>>378726430
>>378727292

found

http://rule34.xxx/index.php?page=post&s=view&id=1967861

Mario and Luigi have Wario and Waluigi.
Peach has Daisy.

What does Bowser have?

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He knows not to fuck with Wario's bitch.

>>378725754
The in-universe answer is because Peach has magical powers, several magical MacGuffins to her name, and a kingdom that Bowser really wants to invade.
Daisy is the princess of a shitty sand kingdom with no magical powers, nothing worth taking, and no valuable land to speak of.

>>378725754
He doesn't want to fuck Daisy

I hope Daisy is an NPC in Mario Odyssey. Same goes for Pauline in New Donk City.

>>378732896
This would be great.