So this is a game

What does being a woman feel like?

>>378719429

Yeah. It is.What do you think about it OP?

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>>378719429
ass thread?

>>378719927
Not OP but it's great with friends. None of my friends bought it but I've already met a lot of good people in randoms and now we usually all play in private lobbies. It's easy to make friends in this game if you're not a dick and have a mic.

Skip it if you aren't comfortable talking to randoms. Communication is by far the most important part and where half the fun comes from.

ANITA WAS RIGHT
WHY DIDNT WE LISTEN

>>378719429
I think showing off that much ass serves no purpose in a video game. What's the functional point? It's just for more perverts to jerk off to video games and demean women

>>378719781

https://youtu.be/rNKIjLLZMWs?t=1m12s

>>378719429
Christ those pants look like they're about to get sucked up into her asscrack. God bless 80's smut

>You were the only one to die
feels bad man

>>378719429
Enjoyed watching randoms embarass DSP Live

I wanna be a cute girl
And get raped by cute bad boys
All night long
While wearing cute boots
It sure sucks being a boy!

>>378720398
It stays true to the movies that the game is based off of

>>378719429
What gaem?

>>378720506
I was afraid he was going to drop the game after the shit launch. Thank god we got that gem.

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>>378720398
It's a reference to the movies

>>378720620
Nightmare on the Elm Street.

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>>378720398

>>378720678
>>378720758
Jesus, no ass

>>378720619
>>378720678
>>378720758
>A video game has to be 100% true to the movie
Yeah okay kids, way to justify showing off an ass for virgin neckbeards

>>378720678

80s sluts are the best.

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>>378720678
What if it wasn't??

>>378720819
trying too hard needs to be more subtle

>>378720809
nigger nigger nigger nigger brap xd

>>378720843
You are dumb.

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>>378720809
it was a different time.
anyways, she's based on two character mashed into one

>>378720678
>>378720758
God damn, they really did try their hardest to make the game for the real horroribly perverted fans

>>378720819
The entire game is packed full of references to the movies you mong

>>378719781
bags of sand

>>378720398
>what is fanservice
If you're gonna look at ass all day it may as well be a nice one.
>b-b-but that's sexist!
Clearly you've never played an MGS game. It happens with men too.

>>378720858
back to /pol/ with you
>>378720963
So that entitles them to be sexist?
>>378721009
It never happens to men, what the hell are you smoking?

I want to enjoy just murdering people, but it feels like it's too easy and it's just frustrating people when I blast their ass.

I give them every chance in the world and give them a couple whacks before I totally destroy them, but they still can't escape my unholy vengeance. Is it because I'm too good a Jason or are people just really shit at working together?

>>378721104
most likely the second.

>>378721243
Maybe I'll pick Part 7 and weigh myself down or something.

>>378721048
I will find this man, and help him get his revenge on you. You don't deserve to live. Not you, not your kind.

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>>378720620
Friday the 13th aka qt murder simulator

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>>378721057
If this is bait I'm proud of you

If it's not then you need to fuck off to reddit where people give a shit about what you think. Because this is not that kind of place

>>378721104
It's not hard to be a good Jason

It is hard to be a good counselor

i like how the characters are balanced to fit the usual movie roles.
i like how tiffany is that character that will ditch everyone else

Why is the melee so ass? Most of the time hits don't connect.

>>378721665
>reddit
haha no

>>378720819
And you're 100% retarded

>>378721908
Well you'd fit right in with shit opinions like that

>>378721908
Stop acting like a faggot then

>>378721717
I play as Chad and almost never lose. The trick is to always run towards other counselors and just ahead of them so Jason will get them instead. Also always crash through windows instead of opening them and hoard as much stuff as you can.

People need to play Part 8 Jason more. His music is fantastic.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=506eJZWwt9E

Was this even part of the Jason takes Manhattan soundtrack? I don't remember it, but I remember every other piece of music.

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>>378719995

Fuck it.

>>378721654
Its copy pasta man. Made by someone who either experienced some shit or just really wanted to piss people off or both. This shit does happen sometimes but its pretty clear to everyone when a woman is purposefully manipulative because chances are if she is trying to manipulate the man by ruining his life she has done it to other women many times just in smaller scale.

>>378720995
underrated. i'll make you a star, kid

>>378720398
>>378720819
>>378721908
Im sure you could be more of a flaming tumblrina faggot but you need to take your landwhale ass and fuck off

>>378721104
Honestly, I'd watch a movie from Jason's POV with that premise.

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>Chad is a huge fucking crybaby
>tfw Chad is the most relate-able in a stressful situation like F13
Feels bad.

>>378722113
Not happening because shitters can't handle a Jason who can't run.

>>378722305
Literally NOBODY is forcing you to play this game, OP, so mind you own goddamn business and kill yourself. Ever think people WANT their women to look like whores???

When you're playing jason it should be first person not 3rd

>>378721048
Can't get a date huh buddy? I don't mean to pry but have you considered that behavior like this might be why?

>>378722305
I bet you believe people's feelings are more important than free speech.
Fuck off nigger

>>378722470
Isn't there already a game like that? It would kind of look like a rehash or a clone at that point

>>378720829
>tfw no floofy haired high cut bikini wearing milf

>>378721654
>>378722492
That's old copypasta you retards.

>>378722403
Why do people rely so much on running when Shift is just as useful?

>>378722470
yeah that's kind of a missed opportunity.
they're probably too proud of their kill animations to allow it.

>>378722046

I always seem to get hurt when i dive through closed windows as Chad. Am i just being unlucky?
You are right in that he is one of the most fun characters to play though. 10/10 wealth too, so he goes back to fucking whores in his mansion if you survive.

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>>378722305
Guy gets mad online
Gets called an autist for acting autistic
>lmao so mad

Oh is that how this works?

>>378722520
>"HATE SPEECH IS FREE SPEECH NIGGER KIKE JEW WHORE"
That's a pathetic excuse and you know it

>>378722575

Running is more fun for me, instead of just insta Shift killing someone I can pursue them and force them to run out of stamina. Wearing them down while scaring them is satisfying.

>>378722610
Probably trying to show off for some whore who wont fuck him

>>378721048
sick pasta you fuck

>>378721048
>your yfw its real

>>378722689
But you can wear them down as a walking Jason and it's just as satisfying. I use shift more as a quick teleport rather than a way to instagrab someone.

I'm not really keen on how easy it is to just grab someone and kill them. Especially when they're in the middle of a swing or something and grabbing just negates everything they do.

>>378722639
Hate speech IS free speech mongoloid. Just because you pretend your little feefees get hurt doesnt mean you get to tell me what I can and can't say

>>378722776

Personally, i don't really mind grabbers as long as they don't use the boring choke kill every single time.

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>>378721048
Except none of this happened.

Your "story" has more holes than Swiss cheese.

>>378722831
Be careful you don't start using fighting words.

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>>378721658
>And in this moment, Deborah saw through Jason.
>She saw that he was just a lost, lonely, scared kid that was falling in and out of hallucinations about his mother. Forced to live in the body of a monster, doing things he didn't even fully understand
>but most importantly
>Deborah saw that Jason was a trick ass bitch who needed to be put down

>>378722492
>>378721654
How new are you people

>>378722715
>"You should of seen me Jane, some guys on the internet were talking about butts on 4chan, and I absolutely destroyed them, and shut them up real quick"

>>378722847
I never use the choke. It's been fucking ruined for me. The two handed choke is really good on Part 2 Jason though, it's so fitting for the more human Jason.

>>378722776
Especially if you throwing knife them once or twice.

>>378721048
>yfw cucks unironically this shit

Is there any point in playing Eric? He seems like a strictly inferior Deborah. While other characters have something unique to them, Eric is just Deborah with a worse stat distribution.
Not that i tryhard or something, i still play him at times, but it feels like he is the only counselor whose function is done better by someone else.

>>378722989
>Hit them with a knife
>They start limping
>Hit them again for good measure

>>378723084
I love leaving a couple people injured because there's almost always someone who will want to try to help them. Then you just fuck them up too.

>>378719429
What the FUCK is up with the shotgun and flare gun? Jason is 5 feet away and I'm aiming at his chest and I miss. Does it not aim where it says it's aiming?

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>>378722948
Oh yeah? How long have YOU been here? How many hours a day you spend here? Seen all pastas already? Know every meme on the board?
Implications are not in your favour.

>>378722575
They're functionally retarded, and they love being able to tunnel people from the very beginning instead of having a slow start.
>>378722689
You can do that as a walking Jason, and it's actually better that way because they have stronger stalk power.

whats the sweater do?

>>378720410

Tell me he wouldn't have played a great Trevor Philips when he was this age.

>>378719781
angery

>>378723163
Early game should be about scaring people and setup. Plant traps, break generators, smash windows. Then you'll have an easier time when you go full ham on them later.

>>378723175
If a girl counselor wears it Jason gets spooked and drops his weapon

>>378723023
He's a meme character for tryhards. It is funny as fuck when you pull moves on Jason or land a hit, since he's such an unlikely hero.

Also you can use the generic nerd voice while playing as him and get Jason's to spare you since you're funny.

>>378723239
This. I always start by smashing generators.

>>378723304
Not enough Jason's do, they don't realize that anytime a counselor is in a dark area their fear is increasing which will make them worse over time. If you don't then they're just gonna call the police and go full Rambo on your ass as they leave.

>>378721048
u kno some virgin will gobble this shit up and unironically let it shape his worldview

>>378720809
it was back before americans were called amerifats

better times

>>378723239
That's too much thought for people who like the runners. They just want to run around mindlessly hacking at people and using the kills they started out with.

To play as part 3 Jason is to admit you don't want to have fun, because he's the worst at stalking and stalking is the most fun power.

>>378723239

Scaring the shit out of them is great, since they will be easier to track later. Dont need to finish them just break the generators and smash the windows to drive their fear insane to track

$20 of game marked at $40.

>>378723023
how should he be balanced?
should he have more luck?
anyway i think it's hilarious seeing a fat guy come flying out of a window

>>378722305
>>378720398
>>378720819
You normie faggots will learn to swim here or sink like the tumblr trash you are.

>>378722537
Splinter Cell, Evolve and Dead by Daylight

>>378723619
No theres a serial killer game that has the serial killer in first person, and the victims in third person

>>378723687
yes. Dead by daylight.

Learn to comprehend.

>>378723601
listen /pol/tard, this is my board too, and you aren't welcome here. Go back to /pol/ and r/thedonald and cry about your failed attempts to indoctrinate the masses with your edgy memes

>>378723386
A bunch of counselors were grouped together and thought they could gang-up on me trying to get the car going. I kept smashing it, but they were persistent and hitting me and shit.

It was funny, they managed to knock my mask off but I still ended up killing all of them regardless. If they had any sense they would have gotten Tommy Jarvis and the Sweater and killed me but they didn't, they were locked on using the car even though it was obvious it wasn't going to work.

>>378723730
I heard DbD is pretty trash though

>>378722578
It's easy to just zoom our during kill animations since they're all contextual. Sucks nothing special happens if you kill someone with a throwing knife or plain melee which are both harder to do than baby mode grabs. The only thing I've seen happen with melee is an arm fall off with a combat stance attack

>>378723730
Learn to videogame you fucking faggot.

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>Play a fast, kill everything in sight Jason
>Vanessa's loop me around while everyone else gets shit done

>Play a slow, stalking Jason
>Deborah's out stealth me and end up getting a car or boat working

I don't like how some survivors are better than Jason in some regards. No one should be able to out stealth when I'm right besides them, or bring me on never ending goose chases. It gets tiring quickly

>finally catch that fucking Vanessa that's been messing with you all match
>pocket knife

>>378723763
Summerfags will bend the knee. I have been here FAR longer than you.

>>378723791
It's very trash. I wanted to like it but the design is just a fucking mess. The killer isn't nearly as intimidating as Jason is. Survivors have all kinds of perks and shit that give them the advantage that it's just ridiculous.

>>378723791
Yea it sucks, but I was answering the question you putz.
>>378723825
Learn to realize it was an answer you cancerous faggot ass sore.

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>>378723791
Yes

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>>378722126
Okay I will

>>378719781

wherever you go 50% of the people want to fuck your brains out and could do it and you wouldnt be able to stop them.

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>>378719429

Fuck off

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>>378723763
>M A D O N L I N E
where do you expect /pol/ to talk about videogames
>You can't say I'm not allowed here, because YOU aren't allowed here! I decide who comes and goes! I am the gatekeeper!
That's some wacky logic my boy

I hope they make it so you can electrocute counselors on generators.

>>378720641
Link?

>>378723868
You're just bad at the game, which is why you prefer the fast Jasons.

Savini > 6 and 9 > 3 > 2 and 8 > 7

>>378723890
>>378724056
>mad as fuck virgin neckbeards
goddamn, calm down, no one wants to take away your video games.

>>378719429
apparently?

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>>378719429

>Finally unlock Tiffany
>she can't repair for shit

I don't know how to feel about this.

>>378724409
>look where you are

>>378724531
Pff, no, they're just a small minority of hateful racists.

>>378723985
Is this an edit or is the originally actually an overwatch parody?

>>378724135
He got called out: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RfNXruWZrls

Twice!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6x1F7XKGZGc

>>378724645
It's a doujin.

>>378724409
>Acts autistic
"Hey stop acting autistic"
>lol so mad
Look at me and my non-existent moral high ground aren't I rational and cool

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>>378724585

>implying racism is somehow a bad thing when it is merely pattern recognition

Fuck off, juden scum.

>>378724719
That's apparent.

Is that image an edit of a doujin or is the original actually Overwatch

>>378724883
It's for overwatch.

>>378722126
what game is that from?

>>378724463
you got to wait for other people to do the work, then swoop in and take the car or get to the police while jason is after everyone else

>>378719429
>>378724463
anyone got screenshots of Jenny's ass?

>>378721048
ALL OF THE LIGHTS

>>378719429
I want those shorts on Jenny so bad

>>378720998
Not too bad desu

>>378724585
I didn't see them say anything racist.

>>378725626
Jenny is pure!

>>378725730
Purely for riding my dick with her thick tight ass.

>>378725904
No!

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>>378719781
continuous sense of entitlement and penis envy

>>378725983
Yes. Face it. She enjoys fat cock in her deserving round bottom.

Can you get murdered during a sex session like in the movies?

>>378723985
Read through this yesterday. Pretty funny re-imagining. The last joke on this page is especially funny, poking fun at the animations.

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>>378724745
>Asians
>less than HALF the total in all arrests
>except for Prostitution and Gambling

>American Indians being all being obnoxious drunk cunts.

If this graph does not prove that most sterotypes are true I don't know what does.

>>378726214
I cum to it at least once a week

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What a wonderful time of year.

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>>378720809
Different times, different taste where skinny twig-like rural girl next door look was appealing where the chick was flat across the board from ass to tits. It was a way to satiate young girl fetishism.

Thank god we live in a time where we appreciate more toned/bulkier/ab bodies, generally fit women, curvaceousness, and booty is the deal of the day where even white chicks are doing their squats to accumulate some ass and doing yoga.

Thank fucking god I wasn't born in grandpa times times to have such shit taste.

>>378726139
Kek. She really came off looking bad there

>>378726890
Grandpas liked child bearing hips you dip

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>>378725259

I gotchu senpai

>>378724176
Everyone says Jason 7 is the worst but I still do pretty good with him. I doubt it matters what Jason you use as more often than not you'll get most of counselors.

is there anyway to buy a physical copy of this game?

>>378720758
>no waist
>no ass
>looks like a fucking twink
>this is supposed to be attractive

Makes sense seeing as how most men were on the down low back then.

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Is Chad the true master race that every player should pick as?
> Break through windows like a mad man.
> Go on with greater chances at everything and lower risks
> Fuck everyone else over if you have the chance.
Is CHAD the best counselor to play in the entire game?

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>>378726890
This.

Too many times do I hear middle aged pervy old farts talking about how they wish they were born in our generation cause they'll "bang every girl on sight" simply because women in these times are sluttier than before, look better than ever before, women are getting hotter younger and younger and are more supple at youth, and almost every women even white girls have ass.

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Has anyone noticed that the girl with the striped sweater and glasses has alternative clothing marked "DLC" but no one else does? I haven't bought any DLC either, so I'm confused.

>>378726139
>the females being boosted in the background
>meanwhile a male war cripple does it with one arm
INFERIOR

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>>378722126
THICC

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>>378720678
>>378720758
>no ass era
worst period of females
it lasted all the way to the early 90s

one of the few things the 2000's did good and now big thighs and fat asses outnumber generation no ass

>>378720819
>>378720398

>dumb moral police gets offended by ass

I literally want to round up every politically correct asshole and burn them alive in a ditch.

>>378726139
holy shit, I want an amputee assassin's Creed game
that's fucking hardcore

>>378720819
I agree, they should have made it so all the females were fat and ugly like you so you didn't have to feel insecure

>>378720819
>>378720398
This is good bait.

If it's not, may the divine have mercy on your soul.

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>>378729209
Jesus fucking Christ, I wanna be mommy's special boy!

>>378728386
>Decadence, the death of shame, and the societal enforcement of a lack of morals and self-responsibility is just so wonderful

I'm sure there were plenty of people like you in Rome just before it collapsed

>>378729786
Don't get me wrong anon, I'm not very happy about the degradation of morals and conservative culture either. But damn if it ain't prime time to start boning girls.

>>378723978
>Steam Reviews

>>378729209
God do I love this new era of taste.

>>378726585
I know right?

>>378726139
What's the context? Is there a full video?

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Any other ©hads playing tonight?

>host screws me over & blocks window as Jason busts in, get killed
>buddadadadunnnnnn
>youve been chosen to be jarvis
>Engage Terminator-Chad mode
>Shoot a bitch that knifed Jason.
>jason doesnt chase me, fuck yeah hes a chad in disguise
>Find host, hit with machete
>ERROR THE HOST HAS LEFT THE ROOM

Infinite keks

>>378726139
I bet that guy's handjob game is super saiyan tier.

>>378729786
Rome collapsed because it got sacked by the visigoths.

>>378723221

Underrated post

KI KI KI MA MA MA

>>378723601
>You normie faggots will learn to swim here or sink like the tumblr trash you are.
They all float!

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>>378733282

>>378734057
CHI CHI CHI CHA CHA CHA

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This was one of you right?

>>378725037
Witcher 3

Jesus christ, you autists. This is just poking fun on the "jason kills horny teens" trope that is older than most people here.

It has all the stereotypical characters. The jockey, the slut, the popular, the athletic, the nerd. It is not a statement. Not everything is a political statement, /v/.

>>378728787
To be fair, he is one arm lighter.

>>378727486
looks as flat as a board from this angle

>>378732919
wow i didn't realize there was such a simple one-note answer for how Rome fell

>>378728386
Well I hate how women have changed over the decades. Nothing turns me off more than a woman who's vapid and immodest. You honestly find the girl in the right picture more attractive?

>>378726890
>justifying fat fetishism

y'know how I can tell you're American?

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>>378728386

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>>378728386

>>378720809
How does it feel to have your sexual taste dictated by nigger culture?

Pathetic cuck.

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>>378737067
Hello Irish born in a bible belt state.

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>>378723220
OK, he wouldn't.

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>>378726139
I thought that the cripple guy was a zombie at first.

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>>378737340
Hello 3rd world subhuman

>>378738041
I see first world on team butt. Are you a dumb naziweeb puppet?

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>>378738041
>Argentinians liking boobs over butt.

Yeah, I have to disagreed on that. I went there on vacation one time, and they have a whole culture over butt.

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>>378726139
I see stuff like this and wish I was gay. How did women become so obnoxious in the last 20 years?

>>378738152
>North America
>South America
>Middle east
>Africa

>Not 3rd world

KEK. HE GETS HIS SEXUAL PREFERENCES FROM NIGGER MEMES HAHAHAHAHAHA HE UNIRONICALLY HAS BEEN BRAINWASHED BY NIGGER CULTURE HAHAHAHA

>>378719781
Salty vagina and rape.

>>378739003
>USA
>Iceland
>third world

Dumbass. I guess ignorance and being uneducated is cool on /pol/.

>>378739610
American here.
Anything outside the major city centers (not the surrounding ghettos and neighborhoods that make up most urban sprawl), is pretty much third world in the US.

Iceland is only first world by association. They have the economy of a second world nation at best.

>>378726139

I try everything I can do to stay away from these retarded fucking arguements, they poison the fuck out of your world perception.

But I laugh like a fucking imbecile everytime I see this webm.

>>378740082
look up the definition of first world

>>378728345
>and lower risks
Lol no, your fear stacks faster then any one else and Chad has the hardest time losing it.

what was this thread supposed to be about again?

>>378738947
3rd wave feminism and the Internet allowing them to gather easily and propagate their doublethink and outrage.

>>378719429
>>378720678
>>378720963
>yet it doesn't allow the counselors to have sex

It could even be a mechanic, like if they complete the sex they get a big temporary buff. The risk would be making a ton of noise and alerting jason to your position.

>>378743085
>>"Guys, I'm Chad in the lodge, I've got the fuse. Someone come fuck me so I can run it to the phone faster"

>>378729984
>buzzwords

>>378743085
sex is frowned upon in slasher it wouldn't make sense
the sex couple is almost always killed

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>>378743582
Be right over.

>>378738947
That image shows both extremes of the female aesthetics

>>378743085
The devs were warned nudity alone might push the game into the AO rating

I mean god forbid we see a titty but seeing a girl's heart ripped out of her chest is A-ok

>>378738041
>anime shit
>thinks his sexual opinions matter

>>378744143
Thanks America!

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>>378738041
But what if I enjoy both?

How's the game on PS4?

>>378729668
>>378730089
Cameron dee for all you folks

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>>378738947
>I see stuff like this and wish I was gay

Shit's so fucking cash. Yesterday my straight friend was complaining about women to me. He gets to fuck them pretty often but can't emotionally connect to any of them and he was kinda jealous that I got to play age of empires, dark souls, nioh, etc with my boyfriend.

It's the best thing ever having a glorified best friend you get to fuck and build a relationship with. Legit wouldn't want to change because just imagining having to deal with spoiled princesses who think the world owes them shit just becuase they exist already makes me anxious, let alone dealing with the actual thing. The perceived male qualities are much better because they're usually things that you earn, like getting built like a truck, which takes passion and dedication, whereas a woman just sits still basically not eating junk food 24/7 and is already "in shape".

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>>378745308
I really should work out. Thing is, I'm poor and can't afford to eat enough to build muscles.

>>378728386
Implying.

Women are fatter than ever before.

>>378740086
wisdom

Really love spawning in as tommy, feel pumped as hell to track Jason down to fight back

>>378745983
i'm poor as fuck, building muscle is ez
rice, beans, milk, peanutbutter
protein is most expensive, buy whey online
ground meat, fatty meats etc
check out /fit/, it changed my life
not that guy

>>378744813
you can't

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>>378719781
>you will never look down and see boobs(female)

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>>378725037
Wiedźmin 3: Dziki Gon

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>>378748095
>I look down and see boobs(male(female(male)

>>378729209
who is that!?

>>378720998
in motion is the hottest butt evar fuck nicki

>>378720398
i bought the game for this ass so fuck you

>>378719429
>Get keys and gas up 4 seater.
>End up picking up 3 other people to escape with
>Die and come back as tommy.
>Running right towards car with shotgun
>Chink player by himself in driver seat just keeps going
Should have shot the stupid fucking good why the fuck do I have to play with these fuckers when I'm half way across the world from them in the US.

>>378719781
It's equivalent of selecting the easiest difficulty setting in games.

>>378719429
ah yes, the hentai game livestreamfails.com/post/2987

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>>378729209
>'80s and '90s
>worst period for females

homosexual alert.

I like hips. Any video game characters with nice hips?

>>378731942
I believe it's the Muddy Rudder.

>>378719781
try hrt sweetie
feels good