This guy walks into the bar and slaps your dad. What do?

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>>378708189
Bear in mind that he's holding down all six buttons and is filled with murderous rage.

I tell him he should be ashamed of himself for physically assaulting a 68 year old man for no apparent reason and then politely walk away

Hold up.

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>>378708189
i slap his ass. hey big boi

ask him to slap muh dick

>>378708189
Pay my respects because my dad's now dead

Thank him

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Mash buttons

>>378708189
Attend my dad's 1000 funerals.

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>>378708189
Shoot him

>>378709058
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yB_HrGXJDwM

>>378708189
"I'm gonna light punch-light punch-forward-light kick-heavy punch some pussy if you know what I mean."

>>378708189
Balrog him

>>378708993
this is actually fucking depressing

my local GROCERY STORE got a sf2 machine in what...1992? when they were first out. as an 8 year old, I taught myself the special moves. I figured out every single special move by myself in the entire game

at 8

and kids these days cant fucking dragon punch or press a 6 button sequence

>>378709027
kek

>>378709058
sauce needed that head explosion was too dank

>>378709364
I feel you man

>>378708189
I slap my dad and tell him I did it better

>>378709563
Underrated

>>378709434
shes still alive, lol vampire

i wish akuma was my dad

Nothing, since im at home shitposting on /v/

>>378709746
sauce still needed

>>378708189
I wonder what a corpse is doing in a bar.