What video game character would you smoke weed with /v/?

>>378705532
Why the fuck is mario making out with fluid and playing with his dick

Damn, is Mario ripping from a FLUDD

Junpei Iori

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Her.

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>>378705532
Cortex.

He's not smoking, he's about to stick a bullet vibe in FLUDD's flaming hot snatch

DUDE

>>378707990
MARIO

>>378705605
DICKS EVERYWHERE!

>>378709630
LMAO!

>>378705532
why are so many stoners obnoxious about their smoking

>>378709827
Because they're persecuted by society and feel the need to reafirm whatever beliefs convinced them that using drugs is a good idea, be it political, religious or philosophical.

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any mercenary from team fortress 2

Sam fisher

>>378709827
Because it defines their personality as they have nothing else going on in their lives. Functional users are just like a person who enjoys a drink st the pub. A stoner could be compared to a degenerate bumbling alcoholic in there way of letting a substance define their person and identity. It's almost as bad as letting a corporation define your identity like calling yourself a gamer tm.

I named my bong Project Nitro because it takes you to the next level.

My friend has a huka called Medsua because she'll turn you to stoned.

>>378712141
Those are the most retarded names I've ever heard.
>I named my book collection Einstein because it has a lot of science books

>>378712557
>>I named my book collection Einstein because it has a lot of science books

Where's the pun?

And why would you name your book collection?

Naming a bong is like naming a gun, or naming a sports ball. Nobody names their book collection, you stupid nerd.

>>378712790
Why the fuck would you name a ball? Or a gun? Are you a redneck? Need to name your belongings because you're incapable of getting real human interaction?

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>>378713265
>Why the fuck would you name a ball? Or a gun? Are you a redneck?

>>378713265

You gonna be disrespecting Ol' Betsy 'ere, and Ol' Betsy's gonna be disrespecting you.

>>378713271
Was gonna post this.

>>378713339
Yes, I said that. Do you name your favorite wank sock as well?
>>378713424
K

>>378713501
It's just really cute that you accuse others of redneckery when you're the one who's ignorant and abrasive, and I don't know how to reply without burning your little fuse further.

>>378713442
His perception and creativity would be insightful. His autism would be hilarious.

>>378713265

How is naming a gun any different from naming a vehicle?

>>378713615
I'm just confused as to why you'd name a sports ball, or a bong

>>378713615
Shutup

>>378713725
Normal men typically give feminine names to things that are important to them.

>>378713803
Be right back, changing my computer name to Jenna. Thanks for the tip anon

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>grass type border
>off-model eyes

>>378713929
You just keep giving the most genuinely autistic answers imaginable, Sheldon.

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>>378713929
>he didn't name his computer
wow you're a total piece of shit

>>378709827
Cannabis has historically been a forbidden fruit and therefore tantalizing for rebellious teens and young adults. It's kind of like underage drinking, but weed also bears association with the hippie movement so it gets bastardized versions of that shit lumped in with it.

Head shops and the like also profit heavily off of plastering the Greatful Dead/Rastafarian colors and symbols on everything and peddling the "DUUUDE WEED LMAO" culture.

>>378714006
>Says the guy who names inanimate, non-human objects.
But in all seriousness, I get why people name things, I just found that anons reasoning for the names a little silly
>>378714158
it's wizard tower

>>378713803

I stopped naming pipes and guns when I became an adult. You can have sentimental feelings towards an object without naming it.

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>>378714287
>Says the guy who names inanimate, non-human objects.

Oooh, I finally get it. You're fucking poor.

>>378714331
>I stopped naming pipes and guns when I became an adult.
because anon had guns as a kid
first thing people at a shooting range will ask you is your gun's name

>>378714470
>Mention I was obviously joking in the post, then say I understand why people name things.
>Hurr you're poor
no, anon I just don't name everything I own

>Who would name a gun?????22

People who actually own and use guns.

>>378714653
Who said everything, we're just talking about guns, bongs, balls, cars, and boats.
Also baseball bats.

>>378714678
I've been going to a rifle range with my dad for 15 years, and he's never once mentioned naming his guns. nor did his dad.
>inb4 your dad isn't a real gun owner
>>378714790
ah yes, ole Woody, keeping people from being mugged in their cars.

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my girl

>>378714552
I legally owned my first gun at 12.
I've hunted ducks and deer my entire life.
My PC is named Dionysus, and my laptop is named Hermes. So, I guess I can't say shit, even if it's just so I can identify them on my home network.

>>378715113
>Computer 1
>Computer A

>>378713803
>men that name their objects
>did you mean: insecure and lonely

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>>378715048
she's talking about you

>>378705532
I don't know man. I don't even care about video games when I smoke. I literally care about nothing at all when I smoke except for masturbating.

While I'm smoking, I just think about all the porn I'm about to watch while high. How fucking GOOD my dick will feel, when I spit on it after sipping water every time it gets dryish, and smoke cigarettes or vape at the same time for the extra stimulation to my high.

I do it for such a long time, my hands get wrinkly and the edges of my hands and in between my fingers get foamy from the constant mix of spit and pre-cum mixing in together to form a nice bubbly lotion. I smoke through whole packs or liquids till I'm about to pass out from nicotine poisoning and puke, but I still get up right after that to finish the job even if I have to lay down before the black-out arises. I sub-consciously wish I could stop.

>>378705532
le dude le weed le rulez le lel

>>378715452
>I don't know man. I don't even care about video games when I smoke. I literally care about nothing at all when I smoke except for masturbating.

Try a different strand

Some will kill your libido entirely but make you enamored with video game immersion.

>>378715113
>Greek gods
>not goddesses
Kinda gay but still cool

>>378709827
Because so many non stoners are obnoxious about their dislike of smoking

>>378708372
LMAO

>>378715560
I've tried tons of strands, it usually brings in the same result, I always want to masturbate. Best case scenario is right after I smoke, I'll play a game or listen to music for a half hour to two hours before I masturbate the entire day.

>>378715313
>>378715583

What can I say? I love my classical Greek faggotry.

>>378708372
WAAAHOOOO

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>>378705640
The only correct answer in this thread

>>378715697
>I've tried tons of strands, it usually brings in the same result, I always want to masturbate.

Then you have not tried tons of strands. Even with tobacco involved, you're getting shit that's all the same type.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EC6SBjRXE_Q

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>>378715113
my pc is named Athena

>>378715804
No, I'm really not. I've tried many strands, from many different people. I try to get weed from my friends mother who gets hers by a guy who uses hydroponics to grow his weed. Otherwise I get tons of different kinds from all kinds of people who get their shit from different places. Only way I don't masturbate is if I'm with someone.

>>378716135
Not that guy, but have you considered you have a masturbation problem

>>378716209
Yes I do

>>378716276
It's not the weed, nigga. It's you, ya damn pervert.

>>378716329
I never said it was the weed, but the weed definitely makes it better. WAy way fucking better. And knowing that I want it all the fucking time.

>>378716481
Ok.
Now do pain killers and jerk off.

>>378716569
I don't remember actually doing them at home so I couldn't fap while high on them, but I used to snort my concerta (methylphenidate) all the fucking time so i could masturbate. I'd usually go a literal day fapping my flaccid dick, and the orgasm felt like I wish just squeezing acid out of my tired dick

>>378715648
>People are bad for not wanting the air to smell like literal shit everywhere they go heh heh heheheh heh

Well gee, whaddya think about that, Carl?

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The multiplayer soldier model from modern warfare 2

DUDE