who was your main

pyro
>airblasting for hazard kills
>melting spies
>puff n sting
>killing soldiers with their own rockets

Soldier and Heavy are tied for hours.

I played Gunslinger/Frontier Justice Engineer for the butthurt.

>scout

I'm an angry tryhard and I hate sentries. Non-Gunslinger Engie's probably my 2nd favorite though Sue me.

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>>378698368
SCOOT

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>main

I probably played Medic the most because you always need one. quickfix best medigun Also a lot of scout and demoknight, those were my top 3 best classes. I was competent with everything except heavy and sniper somehow.

>>378698368
*is
Engineer

sniper

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>>378698857

>>378698857
Heavy is hard because in a game all about Mobility, he sure as hell has none.

It makes you rely more on map knowledge and placement of potential enemies.

Mostly played everyone except for spy,medic and sniper.

Nowadays I just play scout on instant respawn.

>>378698368
>was
>implying that TF2 is dead
Don't joke like that, anon

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>>378698368
>was

According to just hours played, engineer.
Being a piece of shit with building placements is too fun.

Pyro because: >>378698521

But more generally, played whatever the team needed the most

>>378698368
Pyro or Heavy

>>378699094
>>378699157
Have you not seen the travesty that is Casual? It's unplayable in every sense of the term.

>>378699235
>>378698521
>casuals

>>378699246
I've got 20+ wins in CTF alone

>>378698368
>good tier
Soldier
Scout
Demo
>bro tier
Heavy
Spy
Sniper
>shit tier
Medic
Engie
Pyro

>>378698368
scunt

Is there a vanilla weapons only mode or something like that? Maybe just with the first round of weapons for each class?

>>378699246
Bullfuck, I played four excellent games last night

What was the best Scout voiceline?

>>378698368
Sniper.

I was pretty good too, used to pubstomp a lot and get hacker accusations. Other than that I liked to play scout and reserve shooter pyro.

>>378698368
Medic/Solly/Engi in that order.

>>378698368
Reaper or Zarya

>>378699468
nobody plays it because people actually like nonstock weapons funnily enough
gonna have to make your own server, and it isn't guaranteed to have people

if you only like vanilla weapons just use vanilla weapons then and stop bitching

>>378699375
Wins don't mean shit in a game that has become a sandbox.

>>378699556
>"Hey hey, look, you shapeshifted into a dead guy!"

When's the last comic coming out?

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>>378698521
I like being a utility for the team as a Pyro.
Doing stuff like spychecking, breaking sappers, reflecting projectiles, and extinguishing teammates in addition to the usual killing and capping is a real unique experience you don't get with other shooters.

Playing as spy on a "friendly" server disguising as a heavy walking to the group before backstabbing all of them is fun.

>Got yelled at for capping a flag on Turbine
>Tell them that's the actual objective
>'TF2 isn't about the objectives idiot'

>>378698368
Spy and engi
Spy is my better character, but engi is way more fun to play.

>>378699989
>playing the objective
Because of people like you post-MYM TF2 is absolutely boring to play.

>>378699970
>equip homewrecker
>bathe in the spy tears as you become friends with the engie and combo

>>378699989
>being a tryhard on a shit map

If you wanna be competitive, play control points or something. If you wanna play CtF competitively, play Quake Live or TFC.

>>378699556
Any of his Heavy domination lines.

>>378700148
Don't get me wrong, I like to fuck around as well... on servers designated for fucking around on.

>>378700148
>>378700212
>game has objectives
>what're you doing the objectives for?
Fuck off and play on any achievement/koth server then retards.

>>378698368
When I first started Demo cause he was OP, then it became Soldier and later switching between Soldier and Scout cause I liked going fast, The only classes I never learned to play well were Sniper and Spy.

>>378699494
>works for me :^)

>>378700212
>Turbine
>shit map
You and I are enemies now.

>>378700332
Nigga, I'm not saying that TF2 can't be played for objectives. It's that CtF is the worst gamemode in the entire game and only shitters who can't git gud at other gamemodes never let go of it.

>>378700247
>>378700332
TF2 was never meant to be taken competitively, you could loosely play the objective however it was more like a casual arena game of people killing each other in the middle of the map. I'm not saying "friendlies" are any better than you, I'm just saying that having a stick up your butt about the objective is what made Valve shut pubs in the first place.

Spy. No other game can compare to just how amazing it is to play this class on both a casual and competitive level. I secondary pyro and medic but medic is honestly rather boring

>>378700716
I like CTF somewhat, sue me. What do people hate about it? The fact it can be won so quickly and the intelligence is easily picked back up are flawed, I can see that.

>>378698990
At least post Stabby or something. Stabby actually influenced how the game is played.

>>378700637
Yes, it does nigger, and judging by the fact i have no difficulty finding a game with different people every time, it works for everyone else in America too

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>>378700148
Yeah I'm sure standing around like retards doing the shitty dances and spamming voice lines doesn't get boring after the 500th time. Just accept that you don't like the game anymore and fuck off instead of using it as a glorified chatroom.

Huntsman Sniper

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used to play medic or demo depending on what the team needed.

They really dropped the ball when they handed it over to the community. All those unnecessary weapons and the TONNES of cosmetic just made it into a giant bloated shit that runs worse now that it did 5 years ago.

>tfw you have better aim with the sandman than the scattergun

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>>378701534

>>378700746
>you could loosely play the objective
That's all I want from my team. Please make the bare minimum effort to play the objective. I don't care about winning, I don't care if you fuck around. Just please stop being friendly for a sec and kill the low health scout that's right in front of you in our intel, or pick up the enemy intel that's about to reset 2 feet away from you.

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>>378698368
Spy
Soldier
Medick

>>378698521
shitter get some skill

>>378698368
Scout. Thankfully, I stopped playing after the first 6 months or so.

>>378698368
Spy. I got banned from a server for a day for hacking. I wasn't

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The biggest mistake casual mode did was

>match change after 2 wins

It's not that playing the objective is bad or undesirable, it's just that before you stuck with a map you wanted to play on for a good 20 minutes or so. In that time you won or lost multiple times, victory was more of a cherry on top to feel good about. Now the pub experience is mostly loading up the next map.

It doesn't help that inevitably half the server leaves on map change regardless, meaning the first round of the new map is going to be imbalanced to fuck, which pisses off the people getting stomped. And then by the time new players join, they're already a round down.

And before you know it ANOTHER FUCKING MAP CHANGE.

Valve seems to think that what people want is stupid loading screens and progress bars. What people really want is to play the damn game. But considering valve themselves don't play it how can we be surprised?

Spy
The mindgames of thinking who was probably going to spycheck you and how to get away or trick him were the most fun
>cloak while walking left and walk right once fully cloaked
>enemy is smart and realizes you know your shit so he checks right, but you realized it and just went left directly

>>378698857
>purchased 2010

Go fuck yourself, you only played an inferior version of the game for all those hours.

>>378698368
I fucking loved this game, fuck Valve and the community.

And fuck Redditwatch I bought the fucking game and it wasn't the same as TF2 and the game is shit.

I fucking miss my Arena bros FUCK.

>>378698368
>Main
>not switching to the class that matches the situation at hand and can handle it best
Solly/Demo/Pyro reporting in

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>quickplay gone
>ctf sawmill gone
>ctf well gone
>beta maps gone
>casual ranks literally pointless
why was quickplay removed again

>>378702378
Who the fuck even used quickplay?

Gimme a server browser any day. I'm not some imbecile who can't search.

>>378702378
>ctf sawmill and well gone
Literal lies, they are still accessible
>beta maps
you mean the ones they abandoned and didnt show any signs of finishing?

>>378699468
Orange Box on Xbox is vanilla TF2

>>378702127
>stop liking what I think is ruined because I had a different experience in comparison!
Yeah whatever sour grapes.

My true main is Engie but I got good with Spy just so people couldn't call me bad

>>378698368

Medic, actually. When I first started playing, I didn't really understand how the game worked and had no confidence in my ability to kill people, so I just figured I'd play medic, and support the people who knew what they were doing.

Eventually, I figured it out, and started getting good at playing other classes, but I still enjoyed playing medic. A good charge can ruin everyone's day, and he can be surprisingly lethal when some jackass thinks he can get an easy kill off of you.

Team Fortress 2 is dead and you fucks won't learn to let go. Valve doesn't give a shit about the game. Last major update was a year ago, and the last blog post was from January. Valve has abandoned the game. Get over it and move on.

>>378701852
A shame we never saw the Tranq, Hallucination Grenade, Concussion Grenade, Bioweapon, MIRV/Dynamite, and Nailgun as unlockable weapons.

>>378698368
soldier, and i am still fragging.

one day i will let go

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>>378702724
>still has plenty of players in the game daily
>still has microtransactions from either the community or VALVe
>latest news from VALVe was yesterday asking the community to make their own weapon designs for the next contracts
Gee it sure is dead

>>378702724
I have a better idea. Stop posting bait, or at the very least go post it somewhere where people actually give a shit.

>>378702958
At least we have the Classic and Original.

Tranq would be great for escaping Pyros and nailgun for taking out sentries.

>>378702004

They should just change it so every game has a 30 minute time limit on it or something. This is coming from somebody who loves to play King of the Hill because goddamn I find it fucking annoying how if you get rolled in two rounds the game is over in 5 minutes then map change. Shit is annoying especially if it's a map that I like.

>>378703037
>>378703037
>>378703037
Holy shit thanks for saying this
http://www.teamfortress.com/?tab=news
http://armsrace.tf2maps.net/

>>378703445
Go out and make your new mediguns and everything.
Its all fair game

Mostly Medic and Heavy. Sometimes Soldier.

>>378703702
I'd love a new Engineer PDA, new Pyro primary, new Spy Knife or new Medic primary/melee

>but have hand injury and can barely type, let alone model something in 64 hours

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>>378701534
>>378701781

>>378703915
you could always beg someone to do it in the next 60 days if your that desperate.

>>378702724
Yeah its dead but its still fun to play , let us have fun until we get bored of it.

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>>378704080
Oh, days. Well!
>Pyro Update isn't going to release for at least 60 fucking days
RRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378704537
>we want the pyro update to be the biggest one evarrrrr
>its been over a fucking year and JUST NOW theyre asking for people to MAKE WEAPONS FOR THEM

>>378704537
yeah last i heard there was like maybe 16 people working on the pyro update and it isnt even their first priority.

>>378704796
i heard there was only 4 actual coders on the tf team

>>378704880
yeah but honestly that's not THAT bad. Most of the stuff required for an update-- map making, modeling, animating, sound-- doesn't require coders

Whats tf2´s endgame?

>>378705258
end game

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>>378698368
>Maining
>Not be fluid enough to transition to whatever class is needed at any given time
I will never understand mainfags

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>was

>>378699417
Literally the shitiest opinion possible

>>378702498
not in the official game, fuckboy
good luck finding someone playing them on a community server without cancerous addons.

>be in the winner team and actually does shit to deserve it
>scrambled to the losers
fuck competitive i'll will be a fresh meat forever

Scout is and always will be my favorite. Going fast just feels so smooth and good. I tried Overwatch and played tracer but she just felt slow and clunky as hell in comparison

>>378705914
>scrambled to the losers
you never played a match have you?


more like
>be in the winning team and actually does shit to deserve it
>friendly leaves
nobody gets any xp

>>378705806
>cancerous addons
You mean the occasional text in chat or ontop of the screen that says to join the server group?

Engi, scout, and sniper.

>>378705418

>taking tf2 this seriously

i bet you play toontown competitively

>>378706127
No, I mean shit like trails and 'pay 2 admin'

>>378704719
60 days would be plenty of time to make a new weapon and balance it.

>>378698368
scout because i dont like to move slow

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>>378703915
What would you do for a new Engineer PDA that couldn't be done with a new wrench?

>>378706223
>trails
literally only a couple of autists actually use them and it only hinders themselves
>pay2admin
nonexistant in most servers nowadays and the worst they could do is slap you

>>378705440
the only way to beat the idiot soldiers is to out-notthink them

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A Proud Sniper I am mate!
Gotta say a good one; not using machina shit tho

>>378706223
block all saigns servers


>>378706463
fucking skial restricted the /logo command to users of their shitty shop system

>>378706317
wrench, pda, whatever

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>>378706675
No, I'm not trying to bust your balls or anything.
I'm genuinely curious. What would you do?

>>378706317
change shit for the teleporter that allows the medics healing target to go along with the patient during teleport but have the telecost more ammo and cant go past lvl 2?

>>378703915
New Engie PDA's should build different buildings. Or retweek buildings, like >>378706789.

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>>378706781
>>378706937
will shower then explain

>>378706317
>mini teles (cannot be sapped, only dmged by regular weapons, 3.5 sec recharge time, can be repaired at a 75% repair cost compared to "regular" buildings)
>mini disp (will take dmg on dispensing health, 6% of ammo/sec, can be repaired at a 75% repair cost compared to "regular" buildings)
>cannot be upgraded past level 1
with the bonus of +100% metal cap on wearer (400 max)

>>378707127
>catapault
unless that shit shoots fast and has knockback, its not gonna go that well for defend a point
>that heavy
heh

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i just want a TFC sentry skin/new weapon
i love how bulky it looked

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>>378706781
that reminds me a little of this

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I love pub

>>378707339
the catapult doesn't defend the point, the 10 blocks that replace the Teleporter do.

You build 10 blocks around a point forcing the enemy to break them in order to cap, and while they're trying to break them, the catapult shoots at them

basically though the catapult swaps Sentry's role from defensive to offensive, and the blocks swap teleporter's role from offensive to defensive

ok now im really gonna shower

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>>378706173
We're almost 10 years into this thing, that's plenty of time to passively fiddle around with all the classes and set ups

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scunt,i like fast paced characters,thats why now i play this lady in paladins

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>>378707406
Goddamn hate how the half life engine felt physics wise and movement wise thus really dont like TFC(or that deathmatch classic) but I did like how TFCs models looked like that sentry gun or the flamethrower and the HD models are pretty cool as well.

I for one wouldn't mind a tfc look for heavy.

>>378708240
Too bad the comics killed them all off.

Except TFC medic but he has Super Aids.

>>378707889
that sounds interesting but how would it fair in other gamemodes besides ctf or point cap?
WOuld you just build roadblocks on the payload as multiple engies and bombard them?
also would 10 whole blocks completely cover the point?

>>378708342
Did the TFC medic even appear? Im pretty sure they hired the TF2 medic.

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>MFW playing degroot keep with all weapons

Sticky Jumper
Grenade Launcher
Pain Train

>>378708426
He didn't appear in the comics because he had Super Aids.

I also like how TFC heavy was the defacto leader of the old mercs. Who would be the leader of the TF2 bunch? Spy seems to be doing it in the comics.

>>378708623
If it aint Pauling, its spy only one with some sense of responsibility
also soldiers wife as a class when?

>>378708623
I like how they completely ignored TFC's engineer being blu engie's dad
or maybe that's why he didn't die on screen

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>Heavy is retconned not to be a retard
>scout turn out to be the dumbass


>>378708727
>>378708623
Im pretty sure its the spy alongside the engineer

>>378708908
But heavy was never retarded, hes just cant speak english that well when hes in the moment, and treats most of the others like tiny baby men.
Also everyone from boston isnt smart

>>378698368
impossible to have a main in vanilla - you had to be good with everyone

anything after the update adding new weapons is trash-tier entertainment

>>378698368
>was
It's still the only online multiplayer game worth a damn, anon.

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Scout, everything else is too freaking slow.

>>378708990
Eh his trialer gives that impression he sitn smart, but so do many big Russian men that cant speak english well.

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>>378708713
If they ever make a TF3, she should be a full fledged melee class to replace Demoknight.

>>378702127
Yeah man, ignoring all those improvements because you can't install nohats mod

>>378708378
I hadn't even considered payload, let's say that blocks stacked 3-high could stop the cart

Blocks have 300HP each, but if you destroy the bottom of a stack all the ones on top of it break

>>378709209
>I love you and i love AMERICA!
best comic
>>378709325
i guess having the crates domino and have just as much health as a heavy is good. makes them annoying yet "challenging"

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I just found out how to fix the ctf gamemode
>Time limit once the first intel gets capped or taken
>Once you take the intel and drop it it begins a 60 second timer that wont reset unless the intel retruns to the base or is capped, if another player picks it up then drops it it will resume from the time left when picked up

>>378707626
I assume this is a community server, considering valve games aren't allowed to last this long for whatever retarded reason

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>>378706781
>>378706937
>>378707127
>The SIEGE ENGINEER: An Engineer PDA, Medieval Mode friendly.
>Siege Engineer buildings cannot be sapped, but require a live ally nearby to operate.
>Sentry is replaced by a wood/metal Catapult, which Engineer can push around, has no miniguns but has arcing, AoE damaging "rock" projectiles from level 1, upgrades to flaming rocks at level 3, and catapults forwards allies who stand on it.
>Dispenser is reskinned into a Furnace with a team-coloured flame in it.
>Teleporter is replaced by ten iron Blocks. These cubes are wide as a Dispenser and block enemy movement [but not allies or disguised Spies,] have 300 HP each, take 50 Metal and 5 seconds to build, and drop no gibs. Blocks can be stacked on top of each other; if the bottom block of a stack is broken, the whole stack will break. Blocks built on an objective prevent it from being taken until broken (and can stop a payload), but lose 10HP/sec when on a capture point, intel spot, or payload track.

I've been refining this idea since 2013

>>378698368
Medic, and soldier if there are two medics already.
>was
Engineer until the number 4 key died, preventing me from building tp exits.

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>>378698368
Heavy. Teaming up with Medics to mow down Sentries and the other team while throwing sandwiches was a special feeling and made me feel like I was really part of the team.

>>378706595

>When you kritzkrieg an idiot soldier and they kill 6 people at the same time and they turn around and look at you for a good 30seconds until they go "Soldier (TEAM): x2x2c2z2" "Soldier (TEAM): Thanks!"

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>>378709948
>complaining about a guy that just gave you 6 assists

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>>378709948
>when you uber a demo and he doesnt do shit for half the uber cause hes panics and has to reload both his weapons
that was me

>>378710281
>that cloak and dagger
kek

>New Spy Cloak
>upon activation are invincible to enemy fire for 5 seconds (can pass through enemies, enemy bullets and buildings)
>depletes 30% of your cloak
How does it change the meta?

Any weapon ideas that people want to share?

>The Condensed blaster (Pyro flamethrower)(If you have a better name, let me know)

>Air blast costs no ammo and is instead a seperate bar
>Air blast knocks you back and knocks you twice as far
>Flames use up the air bar and you cannot fire without it
>+15% damage
>No random critical hits
>Air by moving

This is so that people use the air blast more and give pyro mobility with air blast jumps

>>378710427
>>378710427
>hey guys dead ringer wasn't enough let's let the spy class tank EVEN MORE damage

retardola

>>378710427
do you mean literally only fire, or all damage

>>378710452
I want to see that on the stock Flamethrower. Pyro needs a buff like that.

>>378710501
You do realize this replaces the DR right?

>>378710563
All damage

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>>378710618
>You do realize this replaces the DR right?
You do realize Spy is a stealth class not a tank class right?

>>378710756
thematic, consistent, slightly hackneyed joke but executed well, I give it 8/10

>>378706317
I would have a new PDA change teleporters or dispensers in some way. That way having one will not interfere with anything like the Wrangler or Gunslinger.

>>378710879
Doesn't sound like you play spy if you don't understand the use of this new cloak.

>>378710756
>even the unusual is themed
fucking nice

>>378699417
>Engies teleport your team to make pushes.
>Medics keep you alive.
>Shit
Scouts are for casuals and Pyros take the least skill.
Get your shit together man.

>>378710670
"guns are fruity"- Heavy Weapons Guy

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>>378702445
>server browser
>all servers are ctf_turbine forever 25h/day
I miss tf2 before map votes:
playing full map rotation
full servers
on sunny saturdays
swearing so loud that mom threaten me to cancel my internet...were the best feelings.

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Soldier all day, every day

>>378705914
>not enjoying the challenge of being an underdog

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>>378710975
I play every class. Nigger, Spy is a STEALTH class.
Nobody fucking likes playing against the Dead Ringer already.
Nobody likes playing against a tanky instakill class with a get out of jail free card.
Your idea is shit. We do not need Dead Ringer 2.0.

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>when you're a Spy and you perfectly drop behind a bunch of enemies on the cart all looking forward

>>378711506
>Pyro is spinning around shooting with a Huo Long Heater heavy

>>378698368
The uninstall button

>>378710452
Finger Blaster (Spy revolver), only usable while disguised
>on the player's and teammate's side, the spy says pew pew and flicks his hand to shoot his finger gun, firing a team colored beam of light/other nondescript projectile
>on the enemy's side, the beam takes the form of the spy disguise's primary (or secondary?) weapon, shooting a projectile with similar visuals, sounds and physics which does zero damage on contact , poofing out of existence if it's a explosive
>also mimics the reload animations of the enemy as needed
This essentially takes the Spy's mindgames to a whole new level, at the price of having him walk around without a revolver.

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>>378711506
>when you try out the Your Eternal Reward for the first time.

>>378711610
you must have been pretty shit at it considering you can't stop coming to tf2 threads

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In order of most played/i know what to do.

Medic
Engineer
Soldier
Heavy
Demo
Pyro
Spy
Sniper

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>>378711729
are you me

>>378698368
Soldier in 6s
Sniper in pubs
pyro when I was stoned and liked making people mad
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJ4oWR7LVGI

>>378698368
The random class button

>>378711729
A way for a spy to actually be convincing to enemies? That's great.

>The Manly Mann Bacon Sandvich (You already know)

>When eaten: Take 75% less damage from all sources and suffer from no knockback. However, you take 30 damage per sec from chocking on it. Lasts 5 secs
>Cooldown of 45 secs
>Cannot be healed while under the effects

Make the heavy a proper tank

>>378700652
turbine was objectively the best pubbing map
you are my nigga

>>378712032
afterburn is so pathetic
>easily extinguished by a billion sources
>takes ages to do damage
>that damage isn't even good

i want it buffed from 6dps to 8dps

>>378712032
oh and good fragvid

>>378712238
>HUEHUEHUE heater does 8/sec
>everything about pyro does <= 6/sec

>that feel when you kill a medic's buddy and he one-shots you with a crit bonersaw
Every fucking time, almost as common as getting one-shot by an engie wrench crit

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>>378712452
holy shit time to go divebomb crowds while revved as heavy

>>378711326
Yeah you just keep on posting dumb reaction images.

>>378712238
thats why you just burn with degreaser, airblast, hit with flare gun or shotgun

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>>378712848
>thats why you just burn with degreaser, airblast, hit with flare gun or shotgun
Yeah but my point is that Pyro is a Pyromaniac. He's the only dedicated DoT class. That's his thing.

His defining thematic mechanic shouldn't be such a joke, that almost never gets kills, that the 2 airblast penalty on the Degreaser is way more relevant than the -66% afterburn penalty.

That's the thing, whenever Degreaser vs Stock comes up and someone mentions the Degreaser's afterburn penalty, the usual answer is that it doesn't matter because nobody dies to afterburn anyway.

Is that how a Pyromaniac should be, focused on puffing people around? That's why I want to buff afterburn a bit.

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So I tried to use gift wrap on a alt steam account to give myself the samson skewer, a poker night 2 achievement item and white it isnt tradeable normally I should be able to gift wrap it right? I did it with the lugermorph before however the game wont let me.

Spy. Blatantly undisguised killing machine. TF2 is a game about getting stabs.

>>378698368
snip and scot

>>378713552
are you talking about medic and demo?

>>378707127
If you don't call this the Brick and Mortar you should be lined up and shot.

>>378712842
Reminder none of your ideas will ever be accepted into the game or even liked.

Demoman. Game sucks now.

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>>378714372
>boo hoo nerf boo hoo

>>378714550
Why does Heavy look like Gunther Hermann?

>>378714732
Because he drinks his oh-range
In the comic his name is Chevy

Remove dead ringer.

>>378714193
>accepted
So what?
>liked
Objectively wrong already. But you don't even understand my idea how can you claim no one will like it? Where are your reddit images?

>>378715828
Cry harder.

>>378715905
Why would I be crying?

Pyro
>hold down mouse button and run around
The funnest way to play desu

I also used spycicle spy for a little while, that was cool

>>378715963
>wahhh

>>378716236
?

>>378702724
The problem is, what substitute is better?
Every mistake that TF2 makes is worse in every other FPS.
Except for Spy. No other game has a class that is an anti-fun clusterfuck like Spy.

>>378703037
oh fuck yes, new contracts

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>>378706614

>was
I still play all the time. Usually Soldier, Demo, or Engie.
Unfortunately I never have anyone to play with and end up fucking around in pubs.

>>378716447
gaily
i
tell
gays
under
doing it

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>>378716447
>cant handle spies

Post direct upgrades.

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>>378699246
I have done nothing but play on my favorite community servers for eight years, and they're still always 30/32

>>378717161
>TWO UBERS

>>378717561
collectors weapons

red text is better than all others debate me

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>>378717561
k
protip valve: 0.16s slower swing speed is not an actual downside

>>378717709
Oh god, not you again.

i never really had a main desu, i just played everyone but heavy an equal amount
But I probably played spy and medic the most

>>378717561
Bazaar Bargain.

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>>378717597
I bet its the furry pound you dusgusting freak

>>378698808
WOOOOOO

>>378718147
Much worse
24/7 dustbowl/2fort servers

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>>378717597
>tfw your favourite trade server died and everyone moved onto new games along with yourself and they stopped talking to you
>ywn have the same fun and community experience as you once did

>>378716651
>playing servers with low player count
Anyone else just find this even more antifun than spy's existence?

>>378717561
original

>>378717783
fuck off nigger

>>378717561
Atomizer

Who actually melees with the bat anyway?

spy nerf when?

>>378702724
here's your (You)

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Okay lads, post em.

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>>378718240
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>378719185
Valve said that Git gud

>>378698368
>Pyro
i used to WM1 and degreaser+axtinguisher and flare gun like a retard for a year untile i switched to a better class which is scout.

>>378720282
TWO CAPS

Dustbowl is my favorite map in the game.

It'll be so much better if the cap time was slowed down a bit though.

>>378702378
Everyone knows that having matchmaking was a huge selling point for Overwatch, anon.

Valve can't fall behind. Gotta learn to compete with Blizzard's hyper-advanced, futuristic matchmaking algorithms. They're all the rage these days. Gamers love em.

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the four in the blue box

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>>378718147
>tfw forgot about foam adventure
>named my dog Riley
>now think of those two cunts whenever I call my dog

>>378721631
how do we make the heavy viable?

>>378721697
He's always been viable

>>378721768
nevermind

>>378721631
>Heavy has no skill ceiling
>implying theres no difference between a brand new fat guy and a fat guy with a gold killstreak minigun with an expensive unusual and a medic lodged in his ass

>>378721858
Like the difference between night and day (in a sensory deprivation chamber).

>>378721697
Remove damage/accuracy ramp-up
Like holy shit it's been around for ages and it's never been any good for anyone.

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>it's going to be two more months minimum before the pyro update gets here

Do any not-dead servers ever run cp_powerhouse?
I liked that map even with the bullshit 3-hour long stalemates, but I haven't seen an active one in months.

>>378699170
I relate to this spiritually

>>378699350
t. tryhard spy main

>>378717561
Third Degree. It has a positive and no negative.

>>378698368
Soldier, followed be Engi and Demo.

I'm thinking about coming back. Pharah, Torb, and Junkrat just aren't the same.

>>378721697
Why would you? He slows down the game, is boring to play, and takes no skill.

He's perfectly viable in pubs, yet nobody plays him there because he's boring.

>>378727398
muh
>slows down da gaem
meme

ask me how i know your a meta main