How do I get my daughter to understand that she does need to

hit her

>>378697851
how old is she
she'll probably grow out of it

alternatively rape her

>>378697941
She's 7

She's autistic

>>378697851

>that she does need to commentate everything she does in a game

>My wife and I have tried everything but she continues to provide her invisible audience with live play by plays of every game she plays.

You might start with not giving your daughter mixed messages.

>>378697851
That's weird because my sister and female cousins are exactly the same, even if they're just watching me play. They absolutely HAVE to comment/nitpick/question what I'm doing and this is whether it's a racing game, a jrpg or a shooter. Bizzare man.

>>378697851
smack the shit out of her and then tell her it was the shady guy in the "audience"

>>378697980
She's just being a 7 year old. Worry about it when she's like 11.

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>>378697980
Perfect age to sex her cute little cunny.

>>378697851
Live stream her, show her how hatefull the internet is. She'll cry like a bitch and stop
Alternately, she becomes a hit and you make lots of money
Win win

>>378697851
Have you been letting her watch Lets Plays or Streamers? If so, cut that shit out

>>378697851

Has her real dad talked with her, or just you?

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Just let me have have some alone time with her for a night.

I'll teach her.

>>378698120
She's actually been begging me to start a daddy daughter YT channel for a few months now but I really don't want to open her up to the wonderful world of YT comments.

>>378698260
Post her cunny.

>>378697851
its perfectly normal at her age
and it builds her social skills talking to an invisible audience

shit i fucking talk to myself when im playing sometimes

>>378698260
>98260▶>>378698316
>>>378698120
assuming you're not dumb enough to post the videos on 4chan it can be an educational bonding experience for you and your child, and this new trend of wholesome meme culture means some people would probably eat it up

>>378698260
Just do it. Chances are no one will watch your shit anyway, which will help discourage this behaviour. She tried her best, wasn't good enough, now she can just pack it all up and go

>>378698260
You can just show her the .01% of comments that are thoughtful and constructive criticism or praise.

>>378698260
Pander to pedophiles :)

>>378697851
Seriously, do you think this is abnormal or something? Even before Youtube I used to play thinking there was an audience/tournament and sometimes I commentated the stuff I did.
She's fucking 7 years old, let her get bored of that shit by herself.

>>378698837
It's just kind of super annoying. It was cute and funny at first but honestly now I think she's just doing it because she like the sound of her own voice. I miss when she couldn't talk.

>>378697936
fpbp

>>378698260
Move over, wimp, I'll be her new "daddy"

>>378701012
My wife's too hot for you. Stick to your body pillow.

>>378701143
I met with her last night. Was not impressed. She gives a decent SUCC tho for a cumdump.

>>378697851
You mean your wife's daughter?

>>378697980
My 7yo cousin uses her family's Ipod to make vlogs, it's a normal thing to want to be the center of attention

>>378701143
You're probably both fat

>>378701648
No? She's mine. Is this meme?

>>378697851
post pics

>>378697980
It's just her being a seven year old. I'm guessing she watches a lot of youtubers and probably wants to be like them one day. A good friend has a girl around the same age and she is always singing because she wants to be a singer when she grows up. She'll grow out of it, I was the same way when I was younger.

>>378701956
Makes sense. I wanted to be a power ranger.

>>378701793
Your wife is a town bike

>>378697980
Does she have her own cellphone? You should see what apps she have. I recall reading about one where you can easily stream and pedophiles can easily see and contact people in there.

>>378702268
Hello, Fox news

>>378702268
No, She is not aloud a cell phone until at least 13. She has an ipad but she has to come to us first before she can download anything new.

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>>378697851
>How do I get my daughter to understand that she does need to commentate everything she does in a game?
>does need to

Have you tried giving her parents that are literate? You can't even make a shitpost without typing the direct opposite of what you mean.

>>378702126
Ya I wouldn't worry about right now. If she keeps doing it a year or two from now then I would start to worry. But like I said, it's most likely her way of practicing for what she currently wants to be when she grows up. I wanted to be a chief when I was seven and would make these weird foods trying to invent new recipes.

>>378702405
>People that browse /v/ can be responsible parents
Well, color me fucking impressed

>>378702615
He's asking /v/ for parental advice. He's fucked. I guarantee his "wife" is being BLACKED on the side.

>>378702726
Jokes on you, she hates blacks and mexicans.

Post picture of her butt you fucking normalfag. Loli butt drive me nuts.

>>378697851
Record it and play it back to her. Most people can't stand their own voice

>>378702807
Which is why she loves to get gangbanged by them nightly. It turns her on to be hate-fucked and used like the slutty whore pig that she is

>>378702945
Oh god no that would make it 10 times worse. She's a little diva she can't get enough of herself.

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>>378697851
>>378697851
>>378697851
>>378697851
Why did all of these cancerous youtube "content creators" up and dye their hair all of a sudden? Is there something I missed?

>>378703098
Post a picture of her.

>>378703084
t. masturbating while typing that

>>378703178
fuck no

When your daughter turns 10 I'll introduce her to my 10 inch cock so she can talk into it like a microphone. She'll be calling me daddy instead

>>378703105
Cancer awareness ironically.

>>378703268
Yes please. I just want to cum on her.

Is she pretty?

>>378703268
Does your daughter swallow?

>>378703105
One of the popular idiots did it, others ape it like everything else in order to max their views/subs.

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>>378703280

the fuck is wrong with you people

Be honest OP. You've thought about her in a lewd way haven't you?

>>378703715
no whats wrong with you

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>>378703715
Little girls are built to take dick. This is a fact.

>>378703715
I want this little slut to give me this look as I show her my pedo cock.

>>378697851
How are you planning on dealing with the teenage years?

>>378703715
Does your daughter look like that?

>>378703715
cutie

>>378703882
pimp her out

>>378703787
This.

Did you ever get hard seeing her naked?

>>378703829
The amount of semen I lost to that doujin could impregnate the entire western hemisphere.

>>378703882
Divorce, run away with a 20 something, and pay minimum child support.

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>>378704040
it's loli doujin kino

>>378703715
Sadly this is a place where all the pedos meet. I'm not one of them but OP should of know this would of happened if he seriously made this thread.

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>>378704146
Need more loli slut.

>>378704192
Where is this semen demon from?

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Hey OP, invite me over and I'll keep her mouth busy while she's gaming so you don't have to hear her voice. Much.

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>>378704427
Can I come too?

>>378704482
Is this true?

>>378704371
>>378704192
This. I recognize the art but can't think of the name

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>>378704482
No.

>>378704552
I don't know you should try.

>>378703829
>>378704146
>>378704192
>>378704371
>>378704427
>>378704482
K that's enough for me I'm out. Have a good night guys.

>>378698260
so disable comments

>>378704601
say goodnight to your daughter for me

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>>378704591
Meanie.

She's only seven, so this sort of thing is completely normal. It's something she'll either grow out of eventually, or if she really wants to do the Youtube thing she'll try it when she gets older.

You can always just disable the comments if you do eventually try the father/daughter Youtube thing. It's understandable to want to protect her from the shitty internet comments but she's going to come across them on her own eventually. Hopefully not at age 7 though.

>>378704592
But I'm a manlet

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>>378704601
Make sure she keep the light on.

>>378704714
fuck off, boco

>>378703715
i think the better question is are you gay

>>378704601
Give her a kiss on the lips for me.

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>>378704601
>inb4 OP fucks his daughter

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>>378704919
Im jealous that he won't share.

>>378697851
Isn't playing pretend good for kids?

>>378701143
Dakimakura

>>378697851
>tfw I pretend that I'm recording a let's play whenever I play vidya and talk to my invisible audience in my head

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im here for the loli and eventually the scat gifs

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I definitely gotta go fap to loli after this thread.

>>378704993
I want to fuck Shinobu

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>>378705353
Of course you do.

>>378701143
No, he doesn't want your wife. He wants your daugher's tight cunny. You can have the fat shit.

>>378705237
>scat
Unironically kill yourself

>>378703084
She could be a plain vanilla slut that craves neighbour cock.

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>>378705251
little girls are a miracle of the universe

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>>378705457
A shitposter (literally) has been going around loli threads on /v/ lately to dump scat image.

He is that mad at loli.

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Why did you have to bring kids into this board? You must be either a newfag for not realizing that you started a pedobait thread. Or, you're a pedo piece of shit yourself trying to derail the board with your faggotry. Either or, fucking kill yourself you worthless stain.

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Is this /v/ or /b/? I can't fucking tell anymore by looking at this thread.

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>>378705597
Ah, gotcha.

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>>378705597
>he thinks he can stop one of our oldest traditions by posting another of our oldest traditions
lol

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>>378705718
Its /l/

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>>378705690
>>378705718
shut the fuck up and whip out your shrimp dick

>>378702508
oh no a typo

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>>378705818
>Shrimp dick
Is this why you faggots want to fuck children? You figure you needed something small enough to match your inadequacy as a man?

>>378705984
>ripping and tearing children
DISGUSTING

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>>378705984
>implying my 10 inches won't penetrate her tiny womb and knock her up directly

>>378705984
Loli cunny are for licking only.

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>>378706052
>Have an average sized cock.
>Don't want to have sex with anyone younger than 21.
Feels good not being a sick fuck.

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OP is a fag.

Post your vidya daughter you would fug.

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>>378706340
Sound boring.

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>>378706396
mine

>>378706340
>wanting to have sex with a 20 year old makes one a sick fuck
anime girl with question marks dot jaypeg

>>378706461
And they say /pol/ are the edge lords.

>>378706340
You are missing out on so much... Ignorance is a bliss...

>>378705718
Well it's not a "rate my dick" thread so it can't be /b/.

>>378706340
>missing out on prime pussy

After you sure your aren't gay?

>>378706529
what does this have to do with /pol/ or edginess
this is about cute girls

>>378706494
>Wanting to sex a mentally aged child.
>>378706606
>Le not having sex with other people's children? What are you? A le faggot?
Oh yeah, not try hard edgy at all.

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>>378706529
Im not edgy.

I'll make tender love to the loli without hurting her. I want her to have fun too.

>>378697851
I'm 100% sure people have suggested this already, if not, molest her, she will shut her mouth when playing vidya for sure.

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>>378706643
this

>>378703715
welcome to 4-Chan.com

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>>378703829
Requesting sauce on this one.

>>378706851
>.gob

>>378698260
Just do it. Your daughter will remember it and love you for it.

>>378706782
source on this?

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>>378706882
Unzip those pants, senpai

https://exhentai.org/g/815101/7acc053ddc/

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>>378707065
You better not be planning on jerking off

https://exhentai.org/g/926666/05b92a52a7/

>>378707291
hmm was hoping it wasnt porn since it was cute but watever ty anyway

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>>378707520
are you aware of the type of thread you're in?

>>378707520
You should tell by the artstyle alone that it was going to be lewd.

>>378702268
You want her periscope link?

>>378707862
yes, post it

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>>378706110
lemme see that 10 inches, anon

>>378707520
here's some non-h for you https://exhentai.org/g/710584/7520116216/

>>378703829
>>378704371
>>378704192

Bitch Eisai Kyouiku (Benantoka)

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>>378708183
Open wide

>>378708030
That was a joke anon, stop being a creepy pedo.

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Is it possible to share your Ex favorites? I got a shit load of loli stuff favorited

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>>378708425
stop trying to trick me do you think im stupid
thats 11 inches

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>giving anyone access to video games, or a cell phone, or any technology under the age of 15
you monster

>>378708495
I-I was just curious

>>378708618
I'd eat this. I don't give a fuck

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>>378708531
>mfw i've had a panda since 2016 and only found out about favorites a few days ago

>>378708796
how the fuck

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>>378708796
Nigga... It's at the the top of the page.

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>>378708796
what...really?

>>378697980
film it, 7 year old girl does lets plays
Capture the 5 to 8 year old male and female audience.
My 8 year old brother does nothing but watch other kids play games.

>>378708632
Now why would you be curious about a 7 year old's periscope feed?

Tell me anon.

>>378702126
I wanted to be a stegosaurus.

>>378709191
>Capture the 5 to 8 year old male and female audience.
Also the adult male audience.

>>378697851
Record her and make some cash

>>378698032
Commenting and asking questions about what YOU'RE playing is hardly bizarre at all. It's called being interested. It may be more often than you would like them to do it but if they're young, then they are going to be curious and want to know more.

>>378697851
A. I highly doubt you bothered to try anything other than telling her to stop doing it. B. She's fucking 7. That's the kind of dumb shit kids do. You may find her intimidation of LPs to be annoying but getting mad at her for it is no different than you getting mad at her for roleplaying and speaking while playing with a toy. Kids play pretend. It's normal. She'll grow out of it. Unless she's shouting it and just overall being far too loud while she does it, then I fail to see the problem. That being said, if you really insist on being such a nazi about it, you could try offering her a reward if she stops doing it and keeps it up.

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CxVDnpsGTZY

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>>378697851
>having children

there's your first mistake right there.

>>378709559
>not having children for the sole purpose of raising them as extra cum dumps

git gud

>>378702508
Anyone with a functioning brain could understand there was a typo and also understand what he meant

>>378709559
It was his wife's daughter

>>378705984
>>378706052
this is why preteens>lolis

HOLY SHIT TURN ON CNN I THINK OP JUST GOT ARRESTED

>>378709819
It wasn't funny the first time you said it>>378701648

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>>378709858
>he doesn't want to fuck a tight loli anus, only to see her shit all over your crotch after removing your penis

I hope whoever pioneered the "lol so wacky and zany faces!!! xD xD" garbage for Youtube thumbnails dies in a fire.

>>378697851
what the fuck are you trying to say

How about you be a good dad instead and give some attention to her?
This way she might not end up becoming a slut for cock.

>>378713359
That's right. She should only be a slut for daddy.

>>378713425
Of course its only proper for the father to be her first lover.