ITT: Dumbest reasons you have ever been banned from a game

>>378695961
I got banned for having sex with a pineapple and forgot the mic was on.

I was banned for a while because the reason on the ban said sexual something I forgot.

>>378695961
>Say something racist
> Gets banned due to it
> is 100% shocked and surprised that happened

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>>378695961
>Insert literally every ban on TTT from years back here.

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>>378695961
>tfw you got permabaned from your favourite server for making a bad pun

worth it honestly

>>378697809
what was the bad pun?

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>>378695961
sounds like a good reason to me

>>378697769
>2017
>nigger is still concidered racist
Fucking babies online

>>378697410
Good man. That's how I got into the show desu

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>>378695961

>buy gmod
>install it
>load up the first server I've ever been on
>shoot someone
>anon is speedhacking
>banned

Very first shot of the very first round I ever played.

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>>378696423
Was it good for the pineapple?

>>378698278
>join gmod server
>it's one of those super gay ones where you can fucking buy mod status and all that
>some donator cunt is a cop
>kills like 5 people at spawn and laughs about it on mic but I wouldn't doubt it if he did a lot more
>later on i'm cop and i kill him one time
>You have been permanently banned for: rdm fag

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>playing CoD4 hardcore
>enter the little alley right next to the crashed helicopter in Crash
>nine motherfuckers camping there
>unload my p90 blindly in desperation while jumping like a monkey on crack
>when the mag is empty, I'm alive and everyone else is dead
>call helicopter
>banned for hacking

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>>378697935
>hear two guys talking
>"oh hey where's jack?"
>"oh he's playing call of duty black ops"
>I chime in with "MORE LIKE CALL OF DOOTY BLACK COCKS AMIRITE GUISE"
>2 seconds later
>you're banned
>reason:just.....no

>>378698207
>have mods who live for nothing but to get a reason to ban you for
>give them legit reason for banning you
>get banned
>cry about it on 4chan

kek, never change children

>>378695961
>"Shut the fuck up nigger, nobody cares"
Thats really a stupid reason to get banned for. Next time use common sence instead of acting like CoD playing whitetrash kid.

>fucking fag lamenting that he's trying to come out to his parents in team chat
>team decides its more important to console the faggot instead of play the game
>worst still is their refusal to surrender making the game drag out for over half an hour
>finally call the faggot out in all chat for being an attention whore and ruining the game for others
>enemy team defends the faggot for no reason

>get banned from goonstation for robusting one of the mod's butt-buddies
Fucking those powertripping cunts

>Join Star Wars Battlefront 2 hoth server
>notice there are 4 people on the rebels and no one on empire
>join empire and immediately start offing people in an AT-AT
>"Yo man why did you kill he? Not cool"
>"If you don't stop killing me I'm going to call my boyfriend and he will kill you."
>[boyfriend has entered the server]
>"Yo babe what's going on."
>"That guy in the AT-AT keeps killing us, get into my snow speeder so we can kill him."
>[both of them die three times over trying to tie my legs up]
>*you have been banned from this server*

>>378699015
Why so many empathy lacking autists on this thread? Glad mods go after this kind of manchildren with no personality that take way too seriously their virtual toys even when playing with randoms in public servers like they were prize players or something.

>>378699879
>10 people decide to play a video game
>actually guys i would rather just talk about my feefees :(
>yeah youre feefees are more important than this game, its just a game its not like anyone else who is playing thinks youre feefees are less important than wanting to play this game

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>>378695961
>/pol/craft server
>admin installs plugins and shit
>installs disease
>I, living in the jungle, get buttblasted by yellow fever
>shittalk plugin all the time
>one day, boating across the ocean for tourism
>admin appears behind me and deletes my boat or something
>yo wtf happened, my boat disappeared and I have good ping
>muted
>rejoin from another account (pirated server)
>hi why was I muted?
>fuck off
>IP banned
>Ask through discord what I did
>"you lied about being muted and I don't like liars"
I thought I was playing with adults and I was wrong

>>378699879
bait or lack of self awareness?

>>378695961
Get a domination over a Korean guy in TF2.
I kept airblasting his rockets.

>>378700337
>minecraft
you deserve it

>>378699879
Dude, if you have trouble about serious issues you go to an advice website or something, not to a game. Games are for playing.

>>378699879
>fucking fag lamenting that he's trying to come out to his parents in waiting room
>receptionist decides its more important to console the faggot instead of doing her job
>worst still is her refusal to call for assistance making my and the other patients wait even longer
>finally call the faggot out in waiting room for being an attention whore and I am bleeding fuck
>other patients defend the faggot for no reason
I know, right? This is fucking ridiculous.

>>378700337
>/pol/ anything
>Adults about anything
Are you stupid?

>>378700482
I expected to get griefed, but not by the admin

>>378700569
not the previous anon but I've sifted through fucking loads of servers in the past and can only recall around five that didn't have shithead admins

>>378700337
>/pol/ and minecraft
The perfect combination of autism. What could possibly go wrong?

>>378700474
gee whiz those sure are the same thing, no hyperbole here

>some guy tells me he's half jewish
>i say maybe you should finish getting that circumcision then
>banned for anti-semitism

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>You have been removed from the guild Confederacy of America
>Reason: racism towards black guild guildies

>>378700758
I think he went a bit overboard, but, coming out to total strangers and asking them to console you in a video game is hardly the time nor the place for such a thing.

i got banned for "hacking" in tf2

looks like the dead ringer counts as a hack
or
the admin was mad that i was killing him multiple times
he was a heavy with a pcoket medic hiding in the second floor in a corner in harvest map
>use dead ringer to fake death and hide
>start HSing him with my ambassador
>you have been banned from the server, Reason: hacking

also the server was one of those "be an admin for $5 a month

Wasn't a ban but I got kicked from a easy MvM boot camp round for picking spy.

>>378701112

>also the server was one of those "be an admin for $5 a month
Why do people subject themselves to these things?

>>378700474
>comparing playing a videogame to needing medical attention.
This is the shit i am talking about, just manchildren taking playing their virtual toys with random people on public servers way too seriously.

>>378701696
Indeed. Video games are for fun, not emotional support groups with total strangers.

>>378701326
Power hungry 15 year olds who pay with mommys credit card to be above others

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>log on to tf2 server
>Tell the admin to ban me
>get banned
>Reason: okay
WTF

>>378702027
Not defending the crybaby, but you know you could have muted him, right? But no, you had to talk crap making people antagonize you and feel even more pity for the crybaby.

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>>378695961
>playing SWAT4 tdm like 8 years ago
>everyone buys into the gasmask meta, so nobody carries gas, only flashbangs
>i use the helmet because it looks cooler
>burst firing silenced mp5 into people's heads, instantly killing or nearly so
>people start trying to flashbang me
>helmet is immune to flashbang
>ANON IS HACKING, THE FLASHBANGS DON'T BLIND HIM
>You have been kicked
>wew lad
>try to reconnect
>You have been banned from this server

Never felt so good to be banned

>>378702340
Not the same person, anon.

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QUICK MODS THIS THREAD HAS ALL OF THE UNDERAGE QUEERS MASS BAN DO IT DO IT

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>>378699751
>"If you don't stop killing me I'm going to call my boyfriend and he will kill you."
>[boyfriend has entered the server]
>"Yo babe what's going on."

I know most greentexts are bullshit but you should at least put some effort in it

>Tell players to stop responding to a guy who was blatantly trolling them in chat
>Get banned for it

>>378702340
Muting retards doesn't restores the flow of the game, though.
Kind of the reason I prefer single players to multiplayers.

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>>378703039
>reddit

>>378702403
Light armor + helmet master race

>Playing TF2
>Saxton Hale server
>Everyone's pretty chill and has a good time together, get to know the people there well
>'Cept the Owner of the server, who's kind of a dick
>He plays music in the background
>One time plays the Gruntilda's Lair theme from Banjo & Kazooie
>I make a joke about how it's a ripoff of the Teddy Bear Picnic song
>Owner gets pissy about it, since it's his favorite game
>banned
>Get unbanned later and come back
>Nearly all the people I liked are gone, Owner runs the server like a dictatorship with mutes and bans
>Never come back

>>378695961
Never been banned from a video game before.

Been banned from forums, and 4chan a few times, but never a game.

>Talk shit on league
>Get banned
Least I can piss people off on Overwatch anytime I want with 0 repercussions.

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>>378702548
You wot m8.

>>378700814
AHAHAHAHAHA!!

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>>378704762
Wait a minute. . .the artstyle of that particular comic resembles the artstyle of a cartoon who's name shall not be said explicitly.

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>Deleted posts
Looks like that anon will be feeling the blues from here on out!

RIP half of the thread

>>378695961
>play bf4 on operation metro
>get banned
>reason: "don't swear"
???

>>378705147
I fail to see the issue. Every deleted post was offtopic SU shit that belongs on /trash/.

>>378705217
I'm just wondering, why not just nuke the whole thread?

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I got muted for calling someone a jew on Runescape back in 2006.

>playing monopoly online
>winning and controlling a huge chunk of the board
>say "I'm spreading out like AIDS in Africa"
>banned

They're just mad because I was winning.

>>378705303
The rest of the thread is vidya.

>>378705359

That reminds of of when I got banned from Runescape and the reason was "pretending to be a Jagex employee" when in reality all I was doing was going into buildings where people were ERPing and insisting I was the landlord of the building and they needed to pay rent.

>>378698207
I don't necessarily care what people say, but I can't think of a single person who has unironically used nigger as a insult that wasn't insufferable

>>378698460
It was still probably disappointed

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>>378695961
Well sweetie have you tried to not throw racist slurs around?

>>378698560
That's not a pun.

Play TF2 one of the few times i've done it
>2Fort
>Pick Scout
>Steal the briefcase 2 times on record time because every fucking one has their heads up their asses and 5 Snipers on each team
>You have been banned. Reason: Hacking

What

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>>378705581

>>378705817
Faggot.

>>378700569
>being the top shithead in a room full of shitheads
wow

>>378695961
>>378698037
>>378698207
I swear to god I've seen this exact thread same OP with these same posts made here before.

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>Playing online server in Minecraft forever ago
>Completely level an area nearby the spawn point for dirt
>Completely deforest the surrounding area as well
>Plant grass seeds and saplings everywhere before going off
>Spend every single piece of dirt, stone, and tree blocks I harvested to turn the area I leveled out back into a mountain, but with a giant "tree" embedded into it, complete with wooden stairs and holes to be used as windows
>~10 blocks in diameter inside, going up ~20 blocks high at the highest point
>Didn't have enough raw wood to make a complete tree, so I went with a "dead" tree look
>Created a waterfall that ran through the tree and out various holes
>Made chests in various places, along with beds and other good things for "starting up"
>Chat says mod has logged on
>Ten minutes later I'm banned from the server
>"No building near the spawn"

>>378705817
Why on earth would anyone want to do that?

i got banned for calling owwnsy fat

Only been banned twice

>2002
>Runescape
>Helping new player
>Idiot doing classic scam
>"Jagex censors your pass, ******** See?"
>Noob asked why
>Explained that is was a scam and that they do not censor your pass
>Next day banned
>WTF repeal!
>Mod Peter F
>Reasoning: Password scamming
>Evidence chat log image clearly shows three lines of text
1) no don't try it
2) he's trying to steal peoples accounts
3) they wouldn't block your pass cause it makes it easy to guess

>2006
>Halo 3
>Rocket Race double xp weekend
>play few hours till bored
>friend and I decide to troll the other players a bit
>off the mongoose and fuck around with rocket jumps cause rocket race invulnerability
>guy crashes into me cause shit driver
>turn round and blast him
>no effect
>keep blasting
>mongoose rolls like tumbleweed
>roll him off a cliff as he screams into his mic
>splodes as he hits the out of bounds
>comes back and tries getting to my back for assassination
>ye olde jump over the head and crack him in the dome piece as you pass frontal assassination
>rage quit
>continue fucking around trying to climb shit for another few matches
>system kicks us
>2 day ban for codes blah blah blah
>look up error code
>conduct not in the spirit of the game
WUT?

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>>378705912
lmao, you were talking to an actual mouth breather right there m8

>TTT
>faggot mod tries to push me off a cliff with his crowbar
>i shotgun his ass
>he gets mad and says i rdmed him
>slays me
>call him a faggot pussy until he bans me
no regrets

>>378709109
ah runescape and halo, those were the days.

RS was bullshit, you could get muted and banned for anything.

its still pretty shitty to this day.

also i think the conduct ban in halo 3 had to be manual by a bungie employee lol.

>>378698560
underage

>>378695961
>tfw you get permabanned for saying nigger
>tfw you're black
No fair

>TTT
>notice admin has been making himself the T every round for 5+ rounds in a row
>kill him at spawn next round, he was the T
>get banned

>>378695961
I left my little brother playing ragnarok online for 5 minutes, turns out a GM summoned and asked him a bot question and dind't respond so I got b& but I also realized nobody cared or noticed it, and that's the last time I played an MMO.