Why is she blue? Literally never explained.

>>378687827
I want to fuck her

>>378687827
>Literally never explained.

but it is and was faggot. she has a slow heart rate and blizzard writing.

>>378687827
She has her heart rate slowed to a crawl to help her be a better sniper. Less Blood=Less Oxygen=Blue

>>378687885
yeah, an hero OP

>>378687827
it's blue because her skin is icy cold to the touch, it actually was explained

>>378687827
eiffel 65 fan

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>>378687827
Just a case of oxygen deprivation

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>>378687827
she loves blueberries

'Cause she ain't got nobody to listen

She's purple you idiot, her hair is blue

She's literally dead.

>>378687910
most retarded shit in the game, even more than the talking gorilla. Yeah, maybe it'd improve her sniping, but she would be incapable of any physical activity

If she was green she would die.

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In the lore, it says she's blue because she has a rare genetic disorder which is why they made her an experiment.

>>378687827
I thought Kaplan explained it. I mean I heard he did, I honestly don't understand a word that comes out of that man's mouth

>>378688128
more retarded than roadhog "balance"?

>>378687910
really? ahahahaha thats so dumb. so she would change to a more white color if took a deep breath? ill get breathing hard

>>378688285
because taimanin asagi

>>378688208
She was white before the experiment so that's not a disorder that's just a normal unactivated Genome

>>378687827
>be rich frog
>get kidnapped
>be tortured
>weird science turns her into blue sniper
>kills her husband
>I WANNA KNOW WHAT LOVE IS

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Lets play a game /v/.
Marry, kill, fuck and befriend.
GO!

>>378688128
>the talking gorilla
Not only can he talk, he makes his own music too.

>>378688749
Marry Mei
Phuck Pharah
Befriend Zarya
Kill Dva

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>>378688932

>>378688749
There's supposed to be as many options as there are people in the image

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>>378688431
>roadhog babby still mad he can't use his hook to OHK anymore
Keep crying lad, it's fantastic.

>>378687827
>happy wife is kidnapped corrupted and mindbroken into killing her husband
Someone in blizzard has a sick fetish and couldnt keep it out of the game

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>>378688932
Nah, marry Pharah.

>IM BLU BABIDEE BABIDAA

>>378688749
I'm assuming I'll have to double up?
Marry Mercy and D.Va
Kill Zarya and Tracer
Fuck Widow and Mei
Befriend Pharah and Symmetra

>>378687963
LMAO UNDERRATED

>>378688749
Marry Mercy and Phara
Fuck Tracer and Mei
Befriend D.va and Zarya
Kill Widow and Symmetra

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>>378688749
Befriend Mercy
Marry Mercy
Fuck Mercy
Kill the rest

>>378688749
There's only one plausible choice
Fuck Orisa

>>378688749
Marry Widowmaker
Fuck Dva
Befriend Mercy
Kill Tracer

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>>378688749
Marry Pharah
Fuck Ana
Who cares about the rest.

>>378688749
Marry Mei
Fuck Zarya
Befriend Symmetra
Kill the rest

Given this is Blizzard when is there going to be more corruption?

>>378690139
patrician tier choice

>>378688749

Marry Mercy
Fuck Widow
Befriend Zarya
Kill Mei

>>378687827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LKg7_qGhWVc
he explains it at 2:10

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>>378688749
marry mercy
fuck pharah
befriend tracer

>>378692493
oh and kill dva of course.

>>378688749
Marry Zarya
Fuck Mercy
Befriend Tracer
Kill D.Va

Wow that was such a hard question.

>>378687827
>sniper
>has such a perfect breathing technique it deprives her of enough oxygen to turn her blue but make he a crack shot.

>>378688128
>>378688458

As dumb as blizzard is, it's not that far off of cases that have happened in the past. There are many cases in history where blue humans were born because they're factors with their blood similar to that, most didn't live long though. Ever read up on the blue baby case? That was one case where they actually performed heart surgery and stopped it from being blue, saving the baby.

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>>378688749
Fuck Mercy violently with the intent to impregnate
Marry Hanna and make sweet love to her teen womb every night
Befriend Tracer and eventually work your way into a threesome

Kill Zarya because bull-dyke muscle girls are a shit fetish.

>>378688749
Marry Mercy, kill Symmetra, fuck D.VA, befriend Zarya.

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>>378691072

so why did that guy scream nigger over and over again

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>>378688749
Marry Pharah
Fuck D.va
Befriend Tracer
Kill symmetra

>>378687910
>Less Oxygen=Blue
what

YO LISTEN UP

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>>378688749
Marry Mei because of her honesty and kindness, we'd have 3 children together.
Fuck Symmatra/Sombra because I have a thing for dark skinned ladies.
Befriend with D.VA because even if she can be annoying, she'd probably be a great friend to play vidya with together, both online and on the couch.
Kill Ana, bitch is dead anyway soon.

>>378688749
Mercy
Zarya
Phara
D.VA

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They made her white so people could finally cosplay her.

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>>378688749
Befriend Pharah, fuck pharah, marry pharah, and kill mercy so she can't seduce my wife

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>>378688749
Marry Pharah
Fuck Widowmaker
Kill Mei
Befriend Tracer

>>378687827
No oxygen.

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>>378687827
Because reasons

>>378687885
>she has a slow heart rate

what exactly is the benefit of having a slow heart rate?

>>378701962
Make the body cold and not give off body heat, makes infiltration easier

>>378702053

that's fucking retarded, she wouldn't even be able to live like that. they just wanted an excuse to have both a night elf and a corruption fetish trope in their game.