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How retarded are these people?
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oh god, what the fuck is that thing on the right?
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less retarded than the people that still buy their games
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>>378681948
The logo that some marketing company charged millions to do.
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>>378681948

you need to pay $4.99 to get the blue DLC
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2003 has always looked like a creepy eye to me. You do realize they're the ones running a million dollar company and not you right? they probably know exactly what they're doing. I actually like it a lot.
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their new logo looks like it belongs on an FBI catalog of known pedo symbols
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Objectively
>1986
>2003
>power gap
>1995
>dogshit
>2017

fight me fgts
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>>378681836
It's quite fitting.
Minimalistic logo because they put minimalistic effort into their games.
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>>378681836
That logo on the left is fucking sick. They should bring that back.
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Hasn't Vivendi swallowed them yet? What the fuck is taking so long
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>>378682378
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Even the fucking logos get downgraded lmao
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i miss the 90s logo
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>>378681836
I don't like it.

'03's logo has a nice thing going on where there are multiple C's forming a circle and that's gone in the new logo.
The lines are too thick and are the same thickness throughout. Kind of goes against what they're doing which is making the logo more dynamic by shifting things.
The font is a bit squished for my liking and not that creatively bold, just kind of boring.
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That original one is definitely the best holy shit
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>>378681836
That Centrum logo though.
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>>378681836
The original looks pretty fresh.
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>>378681836
just gets worse and worse
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>someone actually got paid for this
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Soon.
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https://www.goldennumber.net/wp-content/uploads/pepsi-arnell-021109.pdf
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>>378681836
Are they fucking serious?
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Kill me
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>ubisoft makes/publishes fc3 blood dragon
>and that bike game spinoff
>both had a neo 80's motif
>they didn't use their 1986 logo

They had one job, and fucked that up too.
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>>378682165
>You do realize they're the ones running a million dollar company and not you right? they probably know exactly what they're doing
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if it's stupid but it works it's not stupid...
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>>378685226
Gap never had a good logo
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>>378681836
minimalism was a mistake
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I wonder what the new jingle will be
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>>378685226
Can you make some sort of statement citing evidence having to do with the Ubisoft logo being objectively a bad business decision?
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>>378685435
ping pong ping
ubisoft
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>>378685435
They will probably ditch the circle and go for something else like UBi or something like that
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>>378682165
>You do realize they're the ones running a million dollar company and not you right? they probably know exactly what they're doing.
You should read through some of the Sony email leaks sometime. You will quickly be disabused of this notion.
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why couldn't they have just kept the original shape?
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I hate flat colors design so much, it's so ugly and I still don't know it become so popular.
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>>378685095
Fuck this
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>>378685095
>>378686014
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>>378685435
CDi intro music hopefully
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>>378685791
it's good that it and minimalism became popular

skeuomorphism is the meme that needed to die, I'm glad it did.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Skeuomorph
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>>378685662
>but Sony
What did they do?
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>>378685207
Fucking hell, you're right. WHY.
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>>378685435
Ding! "YERBISURF! YEY!"

With the faint sounds of farts as the mentally disabled man they got to match their developmentally disabled logo shits his pants during the recording, and Ubisoft is just like "fuck it, we're not doing it again. Just rush that shit out like it's one of our games."
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>>378684240
Truly one of the best documents on the web
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>>378686181
Go suck a dick, Steve Jobs. Minimalism is a cancer.
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>>378686491
steve jobs loved skeuomorphing his products, what are you talking about?
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>>378683213
They know Vivendi is coming and would rather burn the company themselves then let Vivendi profit from it. Who fucking made this? Who got paid? Who approved this?
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>>378683213
Those 90 degree angles trigger my autism, thank God I will never buy ubisoft games ever
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>>378681836
They could've so easily kept the original colors but keep it flat like so many companies do nowadays.
They could've fixed those fucking lines out of the circle. It doesn't look good, it looks like someone realized the design was off during a presentation and instead of admitting their mistake decided to go with it and hope for the best.
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>>378681836
The original logo is fucking top tier, I'd bring that back.
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>>378686181
what the fuck kind of shit are you spouting

did you just keep googling ''words with more than 5 letters'' until you found something you thought might make you sound smart

mission fucking failed kiddo
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>>378684240
That was the biggest load of crap I ever heard.

At least I got an abstract reaction image from it though.
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>>378681836
This picture practically begs for an edit showing off everything wrong and a See me after class detail.
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>>378681836
Holy shit, I've never seen that original logo before. Nice.
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>>378684886
Naisu
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>>378686345
You need to be 18 to post here.
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>>378686181
I appreciate your post, Anon.
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>"Today, we create worlds - worlds that live as video games, comics, movies, TV shows, books, and amusement park rides. Our new logo is minimalist, modern and monochromatic. It's a window into our worlds, giving a preview of what's to come by highlighting the artistry that goes into creating them. The swirl and the letter O are both deliberately created to be reminiscent of hand-drawn shapes and represent our human qualities of enthusiasm, curiosity and the grain de folie that Ubisoft is known for."

Ubi's statement. I can imagine the "designer" laughing his ass off making bank off a bunch of retards.
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>>378684886
>Shell logo used to be just a really old black and white picture of a shell
Huh
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>>378687913
>morph
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>>378687964
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>>378687964
>there are Ubisoft executives, in fact most of them, who read this crap and though 'yeah, this man is right, he truly deserves a couple hundred million dollars for this great piece of art'.
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Is this some sort of weird marketing strategy? Show off horrible logo, articles will always add Far Cry 5 now up for pre-order, then a week before release show a corrected logo with those fucking edges taken off?
I refuse to believe that a bunch of suits responsible for millions of dollars actually paid someone to do this. What will the next logo be? 5 minutes in Paint?
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>>378685435
fuck drumpf and fuck white people
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>>378681836
They are so retarded that they are billionaires
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>>378681836
Can we go back to 1995? It can even cover their bullshit inclusion mantra.
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BREAKING NEWS
I GOT AN EXCLUSIVE LOOK AT THE NEXT UBISOFT LOGO
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>>378681948
a white nationalist emoji
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>>378689290
>no 90 degree angles

Fake and gay.
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>1995 looks like a vitamin logo
take your once yearly assassin's creed to maintain a healthy bone density
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>>378681836
>the new logo looks like a beginner's error-riddled attempt at emulating the 2003 logo in their first week of learning Illustrator.
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>>378689662
Ubisoft cares about your opinion.
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>>378690082
Now we're talking
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>>378682165
>You do realize they're the ones running a million dollar company and not you right?
You realize they probably got where they are due to nepotism and either way they have to appease the shareholders who are also fucking retarded?
I mean for fucks sake look at the xbone launch.
The execs are probably the most stupid people on the face of the goddamned earth.
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>>378681836
The 2nd one is one of the most blandest logos I've ever seen, but the last one is ugly
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>>378681836
>Logo is now devoid of all creativity
>much like their games

fitting
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I didn't know Apple used to be literal faggots
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>>378684240
HAHAHA WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

>multidimension pepsi theorey
>pepsi universe
>pepsi expansion as it orbits the universe
>light path and gravitational pull of pepsi

WHO WROTE THIS?
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>cheesy 80s-90s logos
>detailed 00s logo
>"simple" fucking 10s logo
Fuck this shit.
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>>378690621
Please tell me your favourite games so I could know how low your standards are and why are you so assblasted
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>>378691150
how about you name a single modern ubisoft game that isn't shit
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>>378691150
>likes ubishit games
>trying to say anyone else has low standards
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>>378682305
Why would I fight you? This is obviously true
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>>378691310
Trials fusion is okay.
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>>378684240
>Pepsi planet
>Pepsi galaxy
>Pepsi universe
This is the best .pdf I've ever bothered to actually read.
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>>378684240
Came here to post this.

>>378687363
Some of them don't even match up.
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>>378691672
I will concede that point, though it's not an ubisoft exclusively dev'd game.
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>>378681836
Whats the swirly logo even supposed to be in the first place? and more importantly who cares about ubishit
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>>378691241
Any that they shit out every year. They're literally the same quality just like Splinter Cell and first their Prince of Persia
But I name it, okay - Watch Dogs 2. Now tell me why it's actually shit
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>>378692817
noice
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>>378691310
Where's your arguments? Fuck off with that kind of opinion
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>>378692569
It's a portal dummy.
Probably to some world of cool software stuff, I don't know.
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>>378690256
Xbone only lost because playstation was more bang for buck. Not because of the name
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>>378692959
No, it lost because of the sheer retardedness of microsoft, like 5 execs got shitcanned after that E3.
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>>378692817
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>>378692821
first SCs*
Their first POPs*
Sorry, I'm sleepy
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>>378693013
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>>378684240
Lmao
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>>378692929
>farcry 3: again: again
>towers
>bugs
>microtransactions in single player games
kys ubishitter, you're nothing more than a casual shitter
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>>378686216
They have crazy retarded ideas

>spiderman vs the amazing spiderman
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>>378693323
>far cry is their only game
>I haven't played ubi games in years
>I haven't played any games in years
>I haven't played ubi games in years
I'm actually weebfucker, but whatever, nice arguments right there mate
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What's the name of the company that's buying them out by the end of the year?
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>>378693531
Allow me to play double's advocado here for a moment. All capeshit equals are retarded ideas.
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>>378693628
Ubishit games are known for their bugs, and you're damn right I haven't played them in years, they're casual garbage and not even close to the genres I enjoy,. aka autism sims, which tend to be pretty well done because the devs are just as autistic as their players.
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>>378693182
>What if i dont have a continous internet connection, how do i use the xbone?
>There is a product for you called the x360

I habe no doubt bill gates got that guy killed afterwards.
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>>378693687
vivaldi or something
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>>378693818
You say this is retarded. But anything Nintendo did regarding the switch, amiibo etc was equally retarded. Sometimes things just stick regardless of how retarded they initially seem
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>>378693705
And video games aren't?
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>>378694080
No?
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>>378693794
Every game now have bugs, you dummy.
> they're casual garbage and not even close to the genres I enjoy
How do you know this if you haven't played them?
>aka autism sims, which tend to be pretty well done because the devs are just as autistic as their players.
Name them, nigger
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>>378681836

Here's 2018's.
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>>378684886
Just like my corruption pornos
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fix'd
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>>378684240
>>378687363
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>>378694197
>every game has bugs
And ubishit games are known for them
>How know
The genre of game, seen webms of the gameplay.
>what are some autism sims
Factorio, ShenzenIO, Children of a dead earth, games like that.
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>>378694671
Modern games are known for them, ubi are already redeeming themselves, and with towers-shit too actually
Well, your pity that you don't like OW with stealth games
You're right, they're autism sims, but still you should get your hatred somewhere else if you're (maybe) don't give a fuck about ubi games as I can see
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>>378690082
>French studio
>snail for a logo
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>>378684240
I do not understand. Is this a joke/satire? Or is this just stupid shit they sold for insane amounts of money
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>>378695051
>ubi are already redeeming themselves
Nothing can redeem Ubisoft or any other AAA publisher/developer.
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>>378695594
Yeah, ok, nice opinion
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I've never understood why companies tend to fuck with their logos when there's no reason to disassociate with the old one.

Look at the logos of Nike, Jordan, Adidas, Apple, Mc Donalds, Starbuck, Taco Bell, Pizza Hut etc. They are all iconic as fuck bc they weren't changed all 5-10 years for "rebranding".

Worst thing is rebranding by dropping a logo actually never works unless you drop the name too and give yourself a new one.
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>>378684240
There's a song about this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qImHuiYnVQ0
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>>378684240
I'm blown away.
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>>378695594
Isn't it funny how we used to crave AAA games back in the days. There was basically only shovelware or AAA games around.

Today AAA games are so unoriginal though that smaller games often get much more attention (maybe not by sell, but by praise).
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Someone photoshop goatse with the new logo between the hands
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>>378696638
It's just following the same trends movies/anime etc follow. You're just growing up
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>>378696870
Nah m8, a lot of the original founders of the companies retired or got booted out.
It's not like that at all.
People with passion were muscled out by people who care more about money.
Best example of this is what happened to runescape and jagex, the story the founders of the company tell is genuinely soul crushing.
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>>378681836
dat '86 logo
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>>378697239
Runescape was never a good game so I'm not sure why of all things you picked that example. It might be worse now than it was back then. But it's still the same laggy shit with shit pathing as it was on day1
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>>378697372
Because it's the only game/company I know of that has an actual interview with the original devs talking about what they thought of the buyout and what followed.
https://pastebin.com/LUpCVsDx

And runescape may have been a laggy piece of shit, and it still has shit pathing, and the grinding puts korean mmos to shame, but it's got the best quests of any game ever.
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>>378697239
This guy gets it. Most AAA companies sold out. That's why their CEOs nowadays don't know jackshit about games and treat them like packaged goods. That's also why content is withheld and sold as DLC. AAA games have damaged the gaming industry beyond repair.
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>>378697675
Doesn't matter what they thought. It was never a good game to begin with
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>>378684240
christ jesus.
i seriously can't tell if this is serious.
it all sounded like some hogwash, expensive shit some fancy design firm would shit out, but it started being crazy as fuck with the gravitational pull in the aisle and that goddamn finish with the galaxy.

i honestly don't know.
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>>378681986
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