>game has a stealth section

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>>378679807
>Game is stealth-action

>>378679807
What the fuck is that retard doing?

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>>378679807
>game has button mashing section

>>378681874
I do this. He's trying to figure out how to stand there and look natural while not looking like he's just standing there. It doesn't make sense. It's like you want to stand there, but you want to look like you're doing something.

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>>378682410
>I do this.

>>378681874
Looks like he's on acid in a crowded, public place (on top of being a bit of an autist). Time dilation and trying too hard to not stand out sort of fits in.

>>378679807
>60fps autism
Even more embarassing

>>378681874
Practicing autism

>>378681874
He's a gamer. Look at all the people around him not giving a single shit either, because they are also gamers and accept this behavior as normal.

>>378682410
Bullshit, he's trying to become a meme by mimicking crash bandicoot idle animations

>>378681874
Standard gamer etiquette.

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Still not as bad as this fucking loser though

>>378683031
I won't lie that girl is fine as hell.

>>378681874
I think he had to go to the bathroom or something, or he's just acting like his character in an morpg

>>378683031

Is there a greater character assassination attempt in history than this video of this man

He clearly gets his water bottle in the full vid

>>378681874

he doesn't want to block the projection and is acting completely autistic

>>378683031

i'd sniff that chair too and i'd eat that ass

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>>378683031
>"I WAS PICKING UP MY WAAAAAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTTEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR''

>>378683342
This is the correct answser.

>>378683031
You fucking idiot, the full video shows him picking up his bag, which is underneath his chair.

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>game has a rhythm section

>>378683586
>Not catching a quick whiff of that bitch's queefs while "picking up your bag"

>>378683031
Guy with glasses immediately gets up and follows that pussy around like a lost dog just waiting to hump her leg. Fucking desperate and sad.

>>378683586
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mP-QpilYlF4
nice fucking bag

>>378683031
Who's the semen demon?

>>378683469
>>378683586
uh huh

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>game has a romance section
https://pastebin.com/TjmqHuXh

>>378683586
t. chair sniffing loser

>>378683469
>>378683586
>>378683787

>implying he couldn't do both
We call this killing two birds with one stone, kiddos.

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>>378683337
it's a coke idiota

btw he totally sniffed

>>378683337
why does he have to get on one knee to pick up a fucking water bottle?

>>378684236
1. tie shoe
2. sniff pussy residue
3. pick up bottle

he's speed running life, man

>>378684165
>This summer
>28 Jan

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>>378684165

>>378679807
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>>378681874
He did this during a Crash Bandicoot run. That's Crash's idle poses.
He thought he was being funny and not looking like a massive jackass.

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>>378684165

>>378681874
he's a performance artist doing an performance

>>378683721
She was talking to him before she got up and he responded, you retard.

>>378684585
only if it was a little girl and everyone flipped out but he was really only trying to pick something up

honestly AGDQ2017 was a goldmine of cringe, i loved the thread wars this year. it was so fucking funny, the rabi ribi fags were trolling the other dude so hard. i'm looking forward to sgdq2017 shitposting

>>378684910
>it was so fucking funny, the rabi ribi fags were trolling the other dude so hard. i'm looking forward to
reddit.

>>378679807
>when the cough syrup kicks in

>>378684387
Southern hem. etc

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>>378681874
he didn't realize the projector was there. He gets to it, thinks "I cant possibly walk in front of the projector projecting videogames for all these lovely sirs and m'ladies, but I can't go back to my seat or that will look WEIRD". So he stands there trying to look natural, tries to go back, then realizes this is dumb and walks forward in his own special way

>>378683031
It was after this video that I smelled a qt colleague's chair.
First, I sniffed my own for reference. I expected sweat and stale farts from all the use, but much to my surprise it barely smelled at all. It had a very faint generic furniture odor and nothing else.
The girl's chair smelled like deodorant / shampoo. It was pleasant but not enough to give me a stiffy. To be thorough, I smelled her chair's back rest as well but that didn't have any smell. In conclusion, I've learned what my qt colleague's butt smells like, but it was nowhere near as exciting as I had hoped.

>>378679807
Don't matter how much of a failure you are, at least you're not this autistic.

>>378679807
Didn't know Mr. Bean was part of the speedrun "community".

>>378688930

It's Mrs. Bean now, you dead naming shitlord.

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>Game has synchronized spell casting

>>378683586
t. The Seat Sniffer

>>378689042
Haven't seen the black dude in recent GDQs. What happened to him?

>>378689152
That's Iceplug and I'm not even kidding, there's another guy that shows up now that looks identical to him. Not in a "haha, black people look the same" kinda way, it looks fucking just like Iceplug.

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>>378689152
Iceplug was banned by Jewyama for being too cool

>>378689505
>>378689547
Lame. Why was he banned?

What happened to the Conjurer?

>>378689547
how fucking long is their ban list

why can't they just let interesting people play video games for the purposes of getting donations for a charity, why do they care what people do

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>>378689653
He channeled the combined autism of AGDQ through a series of rituals to transcend this plane of existence.

>>378689653
Who cares anyway. You ever seen the movie Beerfest? Kinda shitty, but that Landfill character ends up dying and gets replaced by his twin brother, that's what happened with Iceplug. Wish i could find a screenshot of the Iceplug doppelganger.

>>378689903
>>378689931
kek

>>378683031
Such perfect execution of the crouch-and-whiff technique is not something you see usually. The guy's a master, a champion.

Would a kurvodavis or eroico run be safe as long as the runner didn't lose?

>>378684601
This is correct.

He's just having fun at a game event, who cares? Most of us are awkward nerds and just want to enjoy ourselves at gatherings devoted to the stuff we like.

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>>378689890
This is a professional event now. We can't have anyone acting out of order in front of our donators, now can we?
That's why troublemakers like Blueglass are relocated to the back of the hall or just outright banned.

>>378690172
Did you get a stroke just now?

>>378690278
Wasn't he just autistic about trying not to pass over the projector?

>>378683337
t. chair sniffer

Is NASA going to be uploaded to youtube? Fuckers only have the multiple hours twitch videos that aren't even properly tagged.

>>378690172
>kurvodavis

I wish I would have kept playing this game. I got fairly frustrated with it though.

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>game has a cooking minigame

>>378691251
This is fucking impressive can you imagine how sweaty that guy is though imagine all that sweat flying through the air and into the food as he rocks the wok.

>>378689042
ysg best girl

>>378681874
Faggot pretending to be in an anime

>>378691008
>long awkward pause
>they meet eyes
>they separate
kek this is something straight out of a sitcom

>>378691463
tons of food and fire, it won't matter even if he's literally dropping sweat in the pan

>>378683031
>wearing that in a room full of nerds

what a fucking slut

>>378690680
I wouldn't count that out as a possibility. I just see a lot of people at cons and stuff who do things like that because they are socially inept and repressed and want to get a laugh or make an impression. A lot of these people are socially on level of a child. As long as someone isn't bothering me I don't care.

Did have a really cringy experience at Otakon way back when (maybe like 2007 or so) though. My friends and I were in the food court and a fat 20-something guy cosplaying as Ash Ketchum comes up and asks if he can sit with us. We're all in good spirits and oblige our fellow weeb. We were talking about sleeping arrangements for the hotel and he kept saying stuff like "I've got a hotel room to myself with a king size bed, i-if someone wants to share it..." and shit. Very uncomfortable.

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Did anything interesting happen last GDQ?

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>>378691585
didn't even fucking realise he was in a wheelchair until he started scooting away

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>>378683031
>SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF...OOOOOOHHHWWOOOAAHAHH

>>378690172
Kurovadis once got past the first round of cuts because the game selection committee does literally no research.

>>378683031
total alpha

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>>378682410
>I do this

why?

>>378679807
it would have been exceedingly less awkward even if he'd just army-crawled past the projector. also half the audience isn't even looking forward just be alpha and walk straight through that shit.

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>>378691585

>>378691585
Punished Snack
Cake Eater

ITT: proof that speedrunners are autists

>>378679807
I only watch AGDQ for the unadulterated autism that comes out of it.

Worth it.

>>378683031
>awesome sniffs done quick

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>>378693821

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>>378693976

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>>378691251
imagine resting your dick in that wok

>>378681874
He's clearly setting up his sprite across two different loading zones. Its pixel perfect, when he crouches facing the right way he can wrong warp to the last stage.

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>>378691251
I love cooking mini games. If I could I'd love to play Cooking Mama games.

>>378691463
Guess what, every restaurant you go to, you probably get some sweat in your food, those guys work their asses off in those hot kitchens so it's understandable.

>>378681874
Le awkward autistic gamer danz

>>378693821
>>378693976
>>378694168
>>378694258
I laughed

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>>378695303
Unf. I just made potstickers and char siu recently.

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>>378683914
hahah I remember this, dude's friends (all of them) gang banged his wife's brains out and then tried to lie to their "Bro" about it the same way she lied about being drunk. Women, not even ONCE!!!

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>>378679807
>instant game over when you're detected

>>378691585
Oh wow, that's really sad.

>>378692217
YSG / BlueGlass is missed every event.

>>378681874
Crash's animations

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>>378679807
I always fucked those up in games where it's not the core mechanic. FF7 and Trails in the Sky come to mind. I just had to do that thing where you beat the shit out all the enemies.

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>>378683031
For the record, even though its funny as hell to make fun of, he is just actually picking up a second coke bottle that fell under his chair.

>>378691585
This was so sad, dude can't even have a fucking ipad around his neck /w a chat room emoticon. They literally told him to leave even after he turned it off and put it away. GDC is so fucking cancer, also this >>378695982

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>he sits there watching her the entire time
>the second he notices she is about to leave he puts his plain into action
>reaches under his seat to get the first bottle
>for some reason he has to kneel down and put his face into her seat for a couple seconds to get the second one
>there are people who think he was just getting his bottle

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>>378692024
this

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>>378696843
smooth

>>378696574
So was it a second coke bottle, a water bottle, or a bag?

Why can't you retards keep your lie straight?

>>378679807
Looks like that is his first day being human. Before that day he was some bodyless energy being but had to take human form in order to observe human behavior.

>>378696843
What am I seeing here?

>>378696685
Why are you posting lies alongside a video proving them wrong?

He is straight scoping them titties though, that's for sure

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>>378679807
Yaaaaa~ Gomen, gomen.