JIM STERLING BLOWS VANQUISH THE FUCK OUT

>Hates Zelda
>Hates Vanquish
>Loves Horizon Zero Dawn

Why would anyone care about his opinion again?

Remember when IGN have God Hand a 2? It's like that.

Too bad his wife couldn't blow him out

>>378679712
before anyone REEEEEEEEES it's a satire review

he literally says it's easy because people are gimping themselves by picking difficulties other than casual auto

>>378679712
He also loves Dead Rising 4 and Fallout 4, you can't forget that.

As far as reviewers go, it's painfully obvious that he just does shit to trigger a very specific group of people-- those who are excited for video games.

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Just in case some of you haven't noticed, it's a parody video.

>>378679607
Fat cuck has shit opinion news at 11

Here is a much better analysis on vanquish from a gameplay perspective:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=IG8LVpuzYls

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Jesus his voice is annoying as fuck, why do people watch this shit?

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>WITNESS ANOTHER E-CELEB LATEST SQUIRM ABOUT VIDEOGAMES!
No, get the fuck out of my vidya, your thread is shit, you witness this

why do you constantly shill this fat disgusting nazi larper here?
fuck off

>>378679712
Don't forget:

>gave fallout fucking 4 a 9.5/10 (that's nine-point-five out of ten)

>>378680109
All of them are fine.

>be Jim Sterling
>make video about how a thing people like is actually bad
>i'm so smart and rebellious

Jim, leave

>>378679607
Stop posting your videos here Jim I'm not going to watch them and you already have patrons.

>>378680109
feet are gross and they stink like old cheese

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>it's another e-celeb thread
might as well post this

>>378679607

That whole series he does is a joke.

You must be pretty dense if you can't feel the sarcasm in every episode.

>>378680372
Have you tried water? It's pretty good.

>>378679607
>e-celebs

>>378680372
What is personal hygiene

>>378679952
>>378680050
>>378680439
>i-it's just satire!

He did one of those same videos on Yooka-Laylee and we all know he actually does legitimately hate the shit out of that.

>>378680421
RAMIREZ

>>378679712
>Hates Zelda

No he just loves fucking with its rabid fanboys.

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Reminder SJW asshole opinions don't matter

>>378680596

Plus, he gave the game a 3/10 when he was at Destructoid, so his hate for the game is legit.

>>378679712
>>Hates Zelda

Literally all he said was "I think Zelda is good it's just not the best game ever made"

The subsequent nintenbro response: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378680421
GET'CHA ASS HERE RAMIREZ

>>378679607
Jim Sterling also posts images of himself with his load blown in his own face on twitter.

>>378679607
>real shooters like "Inversion", or as I like to call it:
>Inveryesplease
Not gonna lie, this got me fair and square.

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>>378680629
>whole purpose of review was just to "fuck around"
>gets put onto metacritic

>>378681287
That's Metacritic's fault, why not go start a petition to remove it?

>>378680551
Not enough.

Feet stink, that's a fact of nature. They sweat. They touch the ground. They're stuffed in socks and shoes where they can stew and get gross. They develop thick, unpleasant calluses from the pressure of their owner's weight.

You feetfags are disgusting, and you are unwelcome because you worship one of the most unpleasant parts of the body to be in intimate contact with, then you spread your disgusting habit around.

>>378679952
oh so him being a fat obnoxious prick with horrible and uninformed opinions is just "satire"
now I get it

>>378680045
What to expect from someone who literally syas "born different" in his fucking intro.
Remember: everytime some e-celeb makes a big deal of how their opinions piss off other people, it's because they're fabricated for attention and don't actually mean anything.

>>378680045
And Undertale

>>378679607
>"Vanquish is the latest game in the Bayonetta series"
That's his Rory Fingers segment. If you take this serious, you're a triggered snowflake.

God I hate this cucks voice