post your E3 face
>>378675118
>>378675118
I love E3!
>>378675118
>>378675235
She fucks nigger anon. She burns the coal while you play mario on your big boy handhelds.
>>378675613
Proof? And don't post the pic with Xavier Woods. He's married and has a small dick
>>378675118
>knows its going to be nothing
>its fucking nothing
every year
>>378675743
Disgusting nigger animals suck the milk out of her fat tits every night anon.
>>378675613
That just makes her hotter
>When Ubisoft comes on.
>>378675896
t. chucklefuckniggaboo.
>mfw Nintendo fails to announce a new F-Zero game for the 14th year in a row
>>378675878
>>378676005
You sound insecure. There's literally nothing wrong with cuckoldry.
>>378675878
That's not proof anon.
>>378675235
Treehouse threads are literally the only entertaining part of E3 for me anymore
>>378675118
>>378676097
Yes.
>>378676103
Just imagine it anon, hordes of monkeynigs ripping off her megamik shirt. Freeing her giant breast to suck and dick.
>>378675118
>>378676171
She must schlick on her phone a lot, her left arm is huge.
All I care about is a CTR remake and Red Dead Redemption 2.
Even if it's nothing, it's strangely cozy.
>>378675878
Those tits are fake
>mfw there's 30+ seconds of applause after every fucking sentence
>when CTR remastered gets announced
>>378675118
>MFW DMC 5 is announced
>>378677125
>>378677125
>DMC5 announced
>It's outsourced
>Itsuno announces Dogma 2
>>378677098
>Sony show off more Warped footage
>Hands holding a controller appear on screen
>Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, Square
>Spyro announcement trailer
>>378675118
>all the spam threads on /v/ during E3
>>378677125
feels like it's gonna be one of "those" years
>>378677858
has there ever been a fucking year that wasn't one of "those" years? name one good E3 year.
>>378678154
all the ones you haven't/won't experience.
>>378675613
blacked porn doesn't bother you if you aren't white, or even just half-white
>>378677125
>>378675118
>No Time Splitters announcement
>MFW
>>378675118
I only watch E3 for the cringe
>>378675235
This is as shitty as shadman stuff
Looking forward to Spider-Man and hopefully Cyberpunk 2077.
>>378676674
I'm with you, man.
>>378675118
>>378675378
This
>>378678886
>cliffhanger ending with all the good shit
>sequel never
Why does it always happen?
>>378678971
>>378676097
the sad thing is, you probably aren't even shitposting
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378675118
pic related its me
E3 is the comfiest time of year but video games are shit
I only enjoy it because I spend time with/v/
>>378678154
Every E3 is great if you think of them as giant shitshows and meme material instead of a conference where games are unveiled.
>>378677390
Die you degenerate Barneyfag
https://derpibooru.org/885225
>tfw something embarrassing happens on stage and you're about to check the /v/ sticky
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378679718
>posting in bloated stickies instead of the comfy slower threads
animooted
>>378679517
This is true. It's like shitpost Christmas on /v/.
don't loose your way, platinum-sama
>>378675118
live threads are fun tho. and then there's always the compilations made after which makes it almost worth it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ph6eOHdci9c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwxU2t6Tnnw
>>378679653
Die you degenerate Barneyfag.
>>378675118
>>378679982
>>378677125
>yfw DmC 2 is announced
I'm black by the way
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378675118
when E3?
>>378675118
>if mhxx is exclusively nintendo
>>378675118
Why do I hate myself.
>>378679817
>implying I post in bloated stickies and not just monitor them
>implying I don't post in the comfy thread but also monitor it as well
>>378678257
im white & love blacked porn
what now bitch?
>ubisoft presentation
>>378682379
Memes
A Ubisoft production.
>>378676097
>has a sexual paraphilia based wholly and intrinsically around insecurity
>accuses others of insecurity for not having that same paraphilia
>>378682379
I fully expect Girlwood to jab at Trump every chance she gets.
I expect /v/ to be a complete shithole for a full day after that happens.
>>378675118
Tucker's expression always reminds me of some shit they'd portray on South Park and it makes me laugh my ass off.
>>378680073
im gonna need a quick rundown on these guys
>>378675118
>>378684358
I'm mad.
>>378675118
I hope Aisha Tyler is dead before E3
>>378685210
She is the only reason that makes the Ubisoft conference being watchable.
Also, don't forget Mr. Caffeine!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ecffZBdhAUU
>sleeping dogs 2 announced
>>378675118
>>378685548
anon..
>>378675118
God I hate Tucker Carlson
>>378685801
some one is gay for the tuck
>>378675878
Imagine being this person
>>378685742
a man can dream
I'll just be glad it's fucking over with. I'm a QA tester for Microsoft and this is the busiest time of the year.
Excited to see the project I'm working on get announced, though.
>>378686161
b-but the studio, it's dead
>>378675118
>>378675118
After the likely disappointment that will be Nintendo's presentation
cant wait for the shitshow
same as every year
>>378686237
t-they were only joking
>>378680028
RIP Thad
>>378685548
>>378685742
>>378686161
>>378686237
>>378687215
pussy hentai never forget
>>378687220
He gets out in 2034.
Do you think he'll still like loli or will bubba set him straight?
>any new game to distract me from my hefty backlog of new games I have not played
>>378675613
>being this triggered by people having sex with who they want
authoricucks are so beta
>>378689632
you don't know what beta means lmao
>>378676036
Life isn't fair
>>378675118
>Cucker Cuckerson
>>378687512
This is the perfect E3 Webm.
>>378675118
/v/ collectivly throughout E3
>>378675118
>>378690308
Who are these beautiful, aryan women?
>if they announce a new bioware game
>>378687685
nah man, thad gets out next year
>>378676475
muh 3am nigga
>>378675758
beat me to it anon
>>378690420
>>378679129
Because AAA game devs have been dead to me for a while and I don't see how another E3 will change my view on them. I'll still watch it for shits and giggles though
>>378690420
>women
>>378675235
>Shadma-
Oh
>>378675118
>>378675118
I cant wait scorpio info.
>E3 comedians
Oh boy
>tfw some games I'd want could be shown
>Even then there is the shitshow to enjoy
Can't wait honestly
>>378675378
>Aisha Tyler is the hosts
Drifter here
can someone give me a quick rundown on some juicy rumors to keep an eye on?
I'm a girl btw
Why is E3 always so exciting?
>>378693715
New games
Fake leaks that sound better than the actual games (with the occasional real leak to keep you on your toes)
Disappointment
Memes
Something for everyone!
>>378675118
can't wait for all dem buzzwords
>revolutionary
>true next-gen experience
>living, breathing open world
>endless amount of content
>unlike anything you've seen before
>cinematic
>>378694150
Fully uncompressed pixels
>>378675118
Only looking forward to Ace Combat 7 honestly.
>tfw even if EAs bf2 will flop it might boost bf2 servers on gameranger
>And now, here's Pelé to talk how FIFA is changing the game...
>>378675118
>MFW I spent multiple days on this bullshit
>>378695328
seriously though, there's nothing worse than paid celebs at gaming events that obviously couldn't care less about the stuff they're promoting.
>yeah haha, I totally love this gaming stuff. I totally can't wait to play c-cahl...of...uh...duty. so fuuuuun ;)
>when Aisha Tyler gets on stageubisoft in general
>>378696803
>Aisha Tyler
Please no, I can't handle any more
>>378675118
mfw Bannerlord
>finally got a job
>gonna miss the sony conference
a-at least i'll have money to buy the games right?
>>378675118
>>378675118
I love watching tucker listen to people
it's easily the best thing about FNC
that said my E3 face is pic related
>>378699229
>Lost my job
>Have time to watch E3Being a NEET fucking sucks otherwise though.
Thanks for your reaction faces.
you don't watch E3 for the games
you watch it for the experience
Gordis' style.
Tucker Carlson is such a beautiful man, glad he replaced O'Reilly.
>>378675378
Me, too, anon, me, too.
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378675118
>>378690534
He gets out but his life is fucking ruined. He's registered sex offender and GOV will monitoring what he visits on the internet for the rest of his life.
>>378675378
Me too!
Why exactly do we care about global warming, if we all know that technological singularity is bound to happen in 20 years?
Are (((they))) trying to say that hyper AI won't be able to counter a temperature increase of a few degrees?
The ride never ends
I don't know about you guys, but I think it'll be a lot of fun.
>>378689797
given that the whole alpha beta thing is based off flatly wrong wolf bullshit im willing to bet that neither do you
>>378675118
>>378675118
>"hey guys guess what we're making"
>it's a new [VIDEOGAEM] game from the [VIDEOGAEM] series! Now back after years of being forgotten!
>"Aren't you excited! We loved the original [VIDEOGAEM] series too!"
>It's absolutely nothing like [VIDEOGAEM]
Every year its the same shit.
>>378675118
>yfw Studio japan x From software colaboration
>monster hunter xx simultaneous worldwide release
>>378706875
Need 6 more months to translate those memes, anon
E3 sucks.
Between Sony and Ubi I don't know who to save my ritual suicide forI like watching a little bit then watching crowbcat and Sham do their elegant recaps of the events, Sham's Ubi panel edit kills me every year
>>378675118
>>378679495
sleep tight papa pizza
>>378707814
definitely Sony.
their non-stop selfpraise just makes me want to end myself,everytime
>this product shows again, that we're at sony only deliver the best gaming has to offer
>only with sony you can experience the pinacle of gaming
>>378675118
>E3
...we don't go there anymoar...
>>378708546
For me it's that they try the Sony "nonstop consummate professionalism sheen" tactic for their videogames branch, not their cameras or audio stuff, but for their goddamn PS4 branch. The black suits, the black stage with fancy blue curtains, the live orchestra, it's all so goddamn cheesy and phony. Microsoft at least acknowledges their audience in a sort of "We know it's videogames" way even though they're equally fucking ridiculous.
>>378690382
>>378675758
Hey look its the /v/ipster cuck virtue signaling he's a /v/ipster cuck
Everytime
>>378681249
June 10th
me and my brothers faces when we watch it together
Dragons Dogma 2 will be announced r-right?