SONY JUST RELEASED E3 2017 TRAILER

>>378673652
>2016

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>2016
>Sony actually made a typo on the video title

>>378673652
>you will never have friends who are as much of fucking weebs as you
>you will never have friends

>>378673781
kek

>they legitimately made a typo in the vid name

Jesus fucking christ

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>mfw Americans clap at an E3 presentation

>>378673652
playstation nation all day desu

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>mfw I'm in a theater watching video game trailers and people start clapping at the screen

>>378673652
Ugh

Memes aren't nearly as funny when shouted in real life though.

Where are the video games?

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>tfw I'm going to this
Hopefully it won't be smelly

heh, I kinda want to go since it's free

>>378674538
The what?

That looked cringey as fuck

>fellow gamers

>>378673652
Holy shit I'm on film, check me waving at the camera at 0:12.

>>378673652
>girl at 0:47
ps won

>>378674549
>Hopefully it won't be smelly
if you take a shower before the event, it won´t.

>fellow gamers
*tips*
#4thepayers

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first covfefe and now this

>>378674549
pls be a girl

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>>378674680

>>378673652
PLAYSTATION NATION ALL DAY

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>click the ticket button on the website to see where the theaters are
>hotlink doesn't work either

>>378673652

>a trailer for a conference where they'll talk about sales

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>>378674424
this
yeahhhh greatness awaits

>>378673652
how the fuck do i get tickets this year
when i click the get tickets link on the site it takes me to some site saying invalid code!
wtf sony

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This is the face of modern video game consumers.

Fucking kill me.

>>378673652
Why are they all fat?

>>378673652
this seems horrible

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>2017
>Not knowing what year it is

>>378675175
As opposed to what, 10 or 20 years ago?

>>378673652
Me @ 0:36

>>378675117
this
>wtf i hate sony now

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SONY ALWAYS WIN, BABY

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when they shout PLAYSTATION it sounds like PRAISE SATAN

>>378675370
>confirmed numale

I'd actually go for the theater thing if I didn't have classes at 5 on that June 12th.

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>going to movie theaters to watch e3
>mfw i actually get to be at e3 this year

sounds like cuck shit to me

>>378675175
But that's what you look like you fucking idiot. I'll bet you're stubby and fat and have horrible scarred acne on the side of your face too.

>>378674920
How can someone be so cliche.

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>>378674331
>Americans
>not clapping

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SONY ALWAYS WINS BABY

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Christ, they all look like overweight losers with no sense of fashion.

But this should come as no surprise. I just haven't been talking to any 'gamers' besides my close circle of friends who also hide their power level.
Imagine how smelly it'd be.

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>>378674696
PS TREEPLE

this is just another unfair covfefe

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holy fuck sony why did you make a deal with this shitty site, it was fucking easy as shit last year the way i got my pass

have to fucking make an account on this shitty site ill never fucking use ever again

>>378673781
>>378673950
Pretty sure this is about a movie they made about e3 2016...

>>378673652
>SONY JUST WON E3
hate to break it to you but it's still early to say something like that, just saying

Doesn't this mean they're really proud to announce something big?

Surprise Valve showcase? Hmm....

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>>378676226
>When everything's slow as shit and the site keeps logging you out whenever you get to the Get Passes button

>>378673652
>E3
>MOVIES THEATERS
now not only do they sell movies, but they are making movies of people watching the movies

>4 MINUTES OF RED DEAD 2 BOYS

>>378675175
Gladly.

>Your email already has an account attached to it!

NO IT FUCKING DOESNT IVE NEVER BEEN ON THIS WEBSITE IN MY LIFE WHY DOES IT KEEP SAYING THIS FOR ALL OF MY EMAIL ADDRESSES?

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>>378673652
>no games
SONYGERS BTFO

>>378676775
your friend tagged all your email addresses to fuck with you?

>Another year of empty promises

Sure yeah they won alright

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>>378674331
Well fucking SORRY that we are just happy people who want to show appreciation for other's hard work!

>>378676775

In the time it took you to post this, I've already secured your ticket. Congratulations, Anon. You missed out.

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>SORRY, NO SCREENINGS IN YOUR AREA

THERE WILL BE BLOOD

>>378675175
these are all normal looking people and the only remotely weird thing is that they're making funny faces

>going to a fucking theater to watch e3 instead of funposting on /v/

You have to be a high level normalfag to do this.

>>378674920
>album 10+ years older than her
>tatoos everywhere
>asian tattoos
>video games tattoos
>hebrew tattoos
>lip piercing
>glasses
>dyed hair
Wow.

why does it keep telling me i got invalid code???
this shit is so retarded.

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>>378673652
who is this semen demon??

>>378677340
most people have "smart" phones and will prolly be here while they are at the theater

(i wont)

i want the swag tho

>>378675175
me on the center

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>>378673652
Cocky fuckers

WHY IS GOFOBO'S SITE SO BROKEN AND SLOW HOLY SHIT

>THIS SUMMER

>>378677632
>being that "snarky" old man who alludes to smart phones making us dumber
You're just as bad as the tweens glued to their phones.

>>378677557
typical female you can find in the PlayStation Nation

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>>378675175
What do you look like anon? You sound jealous

>Theater is an hour and a half away
I prefer to watch it with /v/ anyway.

made an account
wont log me in

holy fuck sony your stupid to partner with this site

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>>378677356
>Have to be alive when music is released to be a fan of it

really makes one think

>>378677340
Phonefunposting on /v/ in the theater

>>378677782
Looks like I need to renew my passport, do you need a visa of the Playstation Nation™?

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>>378674331
>mfw Europeans get run over by a truck at a Gamescom presentation
captcha: select all images with cars

>>378678027
I'm more bothered that it's specifically a Joy Division shirt, because liking them is a staple of "I WAS BORN IN LE WRONG GENERATION" wankery.

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS INVALID CODE BULLSHIT!!!
I JUST WANT MY FUCKING TICKET
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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WELL IM FUCKING DONE WITH THIS GOFOBO SITE ILLTRY AGAIN AT MIDNIGHT AND HOPE THE SITE ISNT OVERLOADED AS SHIT AND WILL WORK THEN

If you live in canada there is a slut that went to a toronto screening, she will suck your dick if you are a big enough fanboy. Her twitter account is ass.

>>378675175
>normal people
and?

>>378676982
Thank god I'm not a big dumb fat ameriblob

>>378678579
I get what you're saying, but I do see people say shit like that all the time. U HAD 2 BE THERE U DONT GET IT

>>378678937
Last week someone tried to tell me I didn't like Blues Traveller because I wasn't old enough in the early 90's. kill me

>Going to a theater to watch E3
what

>>378675175

You fucking wish. Guarantee the majority of this board is way uglier than even the spic in this photo, let alone the guy on the left.

>>378679162
>watching E3 streams with /v/
Pretty much the same shit
It´s just that Chad has a chance to get some pussy when he goes to a theater

>>378677557
Senpai she gets every one of my red flags up.

Anyone have any luck getting a ticket? This shit is driving me up a wall

>>378679415
You don't get to see people shitpost in real time, it's garbage.
Don't even suggest phone posting.

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>"maybe if i use the app it will work"
>its even worse

>>378679469
>what are laptops
hurrdurr

I've gotten as far as the screen where it processes how many seats I picked, and it keeps kicking me back. This is true suffering.

>>378675175
Ok, now post a picture of yourself

>>378679687
For one I don't think most theaters have an open wifi to use, and two I don't think anyone on /v/ is autistic enough to bring and use a laptop to a theater

>>378678579

Fuck off Ben arctic monkeys are and always will be shit. People like better music than you get over it.

>>378673781
>>378673950
there's nothing wrong, they are going to show the same games as last year.

>>378678741
I GOT MY TICKETS
WHOLOLOLOLLLOLOLOLOL

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Who here /hype/ for E3 2016?

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>>378679810
>I don't think anyone on /v/ is autistic enough

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Finally got my tickets through sheer attrition holy fuck that was miserable.

>>378673652
Wow! A trailer for trailers! So much winning! It's unbeatable!
I bet the others don't even have trailers for their trailers. Literally can't compete!

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>>378679964
don't you post a smug alfredo at me, i'd like to think people on this board have at least some modicum of self-respect

> Trailer for a conference

allmywut.jpg

>>378680009
>paying to be advertised to
for what purpose

>>378680096
The tickets are free

>>378678579
>like Joy Division
>everyone automatically makes all kinds of assumptions about who I am
>I just like their music
New Order is better anyway

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>go to watch the sony press conference at my local theater
>sit down with my popcorn near the back
>room begins to smell as more bodies fill the room
>everyone is really loud and wont stop cheering at boring things like the new god of war
>get up to leave at the end and get weird looks from my fellow gamers for being a cis white male

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>>378675814
>>378677356
>>378678579
And you wonder why you're a lonely loser.

Oh boy can't wait for them to announce more vaporware like in 2015 & claim victory

>>378675175
don't we all look like this?

>>378679909
T H I S
H
I
S

Literally Death Stranding, Kingdom Hearts 3, Dad of War and Gays Done.

>>378680306
>Go to the theatre to watch trailers
>Fail the penis inspection
>Have to work the theatre community service for 100 hours cleaning the Falcon cages
I made a promise, never again.

>>378680306
You ever think you are the autist and not them?

>>378675175
> oestrogen
Not even once.

The only people that would go to this shit, are the same people that feel the need to make live commentary on everything.

>>378675175
This explains everything.

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who /gottickets/ here? xboners, nintenbros and pcbros need not reply.

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>>378677557

>>378680549
>KH3

This game isn't coming out until 2020 & possibly for PS5

Then again Sony love to announce titles from 10 years away (TLG) so what's 3 years?

>>378681008

The ticket site just locked me out permanently with the INVALID CODE nonsense. After an hour of trying, I get nothing.

>>378681008
>error redeemed code is wrong
fuck this

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>>378681008
It was hard earned but I managed after about 20 attempts on the confirmation screen

>>378673652
>literally just advertising that you get to see the conference at cinemas in America

UK resident so doesn't apply to me but I can't think of why I'd want to go to my local cinema to watch the show. It's all well and good hearing people freak out over games but on first showing I don't want any of that obnoxious crap distracting me from the games.

holy shit this site is awful

>E cubed
Math confirmed?

>>378677557
probably a man

that's fuckken gay

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is the psn store down for anyone else? says bad request

>>378675175
me on the left

>>378680316
It's perfectly normal to make fun of her. You're not going to get laid otherwise.

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>>378681226
>>378681246
try using the mobile site, it didn't give me any issues beyond long loading times. you should get an email that looks the same as mine after you reach the screen where you select seats and it starts to process a little while. if it works, you're welcome.

>finally works after nearly two hours
>sends me two seperate tickets
ok

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>>378675175
>meanwhile, at nintendo

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>>378673652
>loud "EPIC" music
>US GAMERS

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>>378675212
Because all the normalshits bought a switch.

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>you need to create a Gofobo account to watch E3

LMFAO

kill yourself

>>378681504
nevermind i had to close my browser and reopen and now it works

was scared this ticket site fucked my psn account somehow

or going to the psn e3 site messed up the linkage or someshit.

but everythings fine now

>>378673652
>>378675175
>>378682406

HAHAHA

Is there anything like this for Europe? We are the sonybro continent after all, why don't we get free shit?

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>>378682082

Got the tickets, now I need to get outta work that day. Here's to you, Anon.

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>>378673652
Why you will go in theater to watch something like that? and its fucking summer will be hot as fuck >>378682406 and look here.

>>378682268
dont know how they didnt fix that shit within 30-60 minutes of the upload

its a simple fucking fix, you wouldnt even have to remove and reupload
unless youtube had removed the ability to do that shit...i havent uploaded to YT in years

>2016

Is Sony stuck in the past?

>>378675814

the joy division shirt really sells it

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>>378674331
>e3 presentation
>some game title comes up
>people screaming, whooping, throwing handfuls of feces in the air
>FFUFFUCKKKCKCKC UEYYEEAAAHHHH FALLOUT 44444444444444

>someone claps for it at a theater
>kek, what a loser

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>>378674331
>Complain about clapping
>Chris Evens claps in the GIF

>>378682986
if that was your response to fallout 4 you absolutely are a loser no matter where you were watching

>>378674331
>and people say we dont have culture

Will they be serving Crab Legs at the theaters?

>>378683212
Im just wondering how I'll pass the no singles policy, I dont have any friends

>>378673652
>2016

fuck off, OP.

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imagine the smell

>>378674920

I want to watch E3 with her then have ice cream together and then remove her tattoos and then have wild sex with someone else.

I'm gonna see this shit just because the gifts.

>>378675175
they look totally normal to me, not everyone is a 7feet norwegian supermodel

>>378675175

About %90 of /v/ looks like this.

>>378673652
that cringeworthy movie climax music arghh

Anyone know if the free shit they give is worth it? What did they give the last time

>>378681008
so where is this PDF?

i got my email for my tickets but i have 2 broken image links under the well keep you updated part

dont want to click them since i dont know if they are unsubscribe links or some shit

>>378673652
>having to release a trailer to remind people to actually expect them

lmao!

>http://gizmodo.com/i-watched-sonys-e3-experience-from-a-movie-theater-in-a-1588883566
>In other words, I sat in a theater watching a simulcast of another group of people in a theater watching video game trailers. For two hours.

>>378684053
Check your attachments

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>>378682406

guess his favorite game

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>>378673652
fucking embarrassing. How could you show your power level that hard? The qt grils that work at the theaters probably look at those retards with disgust.

Remember folks, never discuss video games in public unless it's brought up by a friend,coworker or significant other and even then keep your power level low.

Autist Example:

>Coworker: Hey man did you see that call of Duty trailer? Looks cool.
>Call of Duty is bad, I prefer overwatch and sophisticated shooters. I've spent over 2k opening loot boxes.Hey man do you want to go on a raid in WoW later? I'm a lvl 300 orc and i-
>Coworker: oh, anyway gotta get back to work

Correct example:
>Coworker: Hey man did you see that new call of Duty trailer? Looks cool.
>Yeah, looks cool. Might pick it up
>Coworker: Yeah. anyway Rebecca said she wants to go to lunch with us, ready to go?
>Sure meet you there just let me finish up this document

Too far to the nearest theater, and with my luck this would end up being the shit year. How can they possibly top the reveals of the last few years, short of forklifting gabe up there?

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>>378682406

guess her fav game too

>>378684209
oh im blind, never had emails with attachments before

on a side note does psvita have a screencap feature? id have to cap it and take it with me
(no "smart" phone or printer for me)

They're not going to fuck you either. Be proud that you're a nerd who's more than happy to get shilled products by Sony.

>todd walks in
>he smiles quietly at the crowd
>everyone sits quietly, unknowing of his motives
>he holds up 6 fingers
>The Elder Scrolls theme blares at almost deafening levels as the crowd loses their minds
>everyone screaming and crying
>hugging eachother
>a couple gets so caught in the moment he hits it from the back right in the stands
>"NEW LEVELS OF FREEDOM" Todd screams into the microphone
>"SEE THAT MOUNTAIN?"
>everyone stops for a moment
>"YOU CAN CLIMB THAT MOUNTAIN"
>Lights flashing everywhere
>people start clammering to touch todd's glistening jawline
>people start having seizures from the lights
>ears are bleeding at this point
>NEW AI LIKE YOU'VE NEVER SEEN BEFORE
>Everyone starts undressing, writhing into a giant nude mass
>Todd ascends to his planar form, granting everybody free cosmetic armor dlc
>the building crumbles, for the might of todd is the might of the gods

Other than that i'm hoping for some more news on rdr2 or something

>>378684295
based diamond dogs

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>>378682406

what games do they like /v/
Persona?

>>378683129
That was just an example, but I'm inclined to agree.

imagine the fucking smell.

They should hand out packets of deodorant instead of playstation vip passes

>>378673652
>going to a smelly theater full of obese sonybros when you can shitpost on /v/ instead
wew

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>>378682406

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>>378682406

guess his fav game

>>378684291

Mexican Andy?

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>Garfield character is visible in a Sony video
HAHAHAHA SONY CONFIRMED FUCKED, THEY WILL HAVE TO PAY A SHIT TON OF MONEY TO JIM DAVIS!

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>>378682406

guys

>>378685105
lmao

>>378684550
Hold the home/ps button and start at the same time

>>378674920
Yep, that's the Horizon fanbase.

>>378684291

bloodborne
>>378684504
nba 2k17
>>378684762
the last of us
>>378685085
Nioh
>>378685268
no man's sky

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>>378673652
It's not a coincidence they showed Kojima they know he's going to reveal Death Stranding really being Silent Hills and MGSV and want YOU the gamer elites to experience history.

Playstation is really 4 tha playaz

>>378686032
Go away Caramel

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>>378683575

NOOOO!!!!

it would smell good! fuck you!!!!

we shower before we go to E3 or any public place one in 365 days!!!

>>378686837
THEN WHY THE FUCK ARE YOU SMELLING RIGHT FUCKING NOW?!?!?
AND YOU ARE SWEATING TOO!!!

get your tickets now while the site seems to be working!!

GO GO

>>378687321
I CAN'T HELP IT ITS NATURAL!!!
IT ONLY GETS PROBLEMATIC WHEN IT'S HOT OUTSIDE!!!!!!

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>>378676875
>Says the nintenbro with literally only 2 good games and only 1 is out.

>>378686032

the only person that carries Sony through every E3. Without Kojima they are worthless.

>entry requires you to be 17 and have id

/v/ btfo

>going to the theater to watch movie previews

nothing new here

>>378684291
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=klVe7_2UEQ8

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>audience shots
>they're all stereotypical fat fuck losers
Jesus Christ at least use censors for that shit

>>378684291
read dead redemption

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>nearest theater is in LA

i'll pass

>>378674549
if you're posting anime pictures then chances are you're the smelly one, mate

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>>378673652
>>378674331
>>378674920
>>378675175
>>378678027
>>378678579
>>378682406
>>378683575
>>378684291

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>going to a cinema with sweating nerds instead of watching it in a comfortable home from your home

>>378673652
>Theaters
Since when is that a thing?

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>no screenings in Detroit
>fucking Anchorage gets one

Someone give the slants responsible for this shitshow a map of the US.

More nigger shootings are likely in the Chicago and LA theaters than in gentrified downtown D.

>>378678810
did you actually register please be b8

>>378673652
I'M INVITED?!

>>378673652
>Theater premier.
You know what to do nintenbroolds.

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>>378682375
>nintendo
>normies

>>378681305
Lol

>>378674920

Asian suicide girl

I'm really missing out fuck

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>>378690905

This looks really gay

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>>378690748

Ticket link has been working for the past 3 hours.

>>378684291
holy shit i'm donezo

>nearest theater is two blocks away
what do

>>378673652
I'm still laughing at the fact that /v/ thought Sony won 2016, when it was just as shit as EA's.

>>378690681
your a bit slow arent you? as slow as the site was when that post was made and all the posts before it.

the site seems to be stable now.

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>>378674331
>mfw Europeans explode after an E3 presentation

Thank the heavens the links work now.

>>378691818
Fuckin kek

>>378691580
he is not baiting
why am I even surprised lmao

>>378673652

>A trailer for E3

Oh come on...

>>378673652

Nobody realised that the E3 Logo on that pic looks like Half Life 3.

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>posting a hype trailer with no new information

Where my /Denver/ boys at?

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>going out to a movie theatre to watch an E3 conference
Why would anyone do this

>>378682696
You can change the title to a video at anytime and it's literally as easy as opening an "edit" tab and changing it. There is literally nothing stopping them from changing it within seconds of the video going up.

>>378673652
Think they will even attempt to outdo last year?

That was a damn good show.

Just got my ticket to the local movie theater

Is it worth going? Will be at one in NYC.

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>yfw you finally got through Gofobo's bullshit and got your tickets

I shave, ama

>sony video games
>presented in a movie theatre

pottery desu

>>378692842
at the very least you get some goodies that are both physical and digital, so even if you don't intend to stay for the entire presentation you can walk out with some psn codes and a poster or some shit

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>>378692834
>not thinking Sony's E3 2015 conference was better
>Forgetting about the FFVII remake
>forgetting about the Shenmue 3 announcement

>Sony is now pushing a cinematic experience for E3
lel

>>378686032
Fuck off Caramel I'm done listening to your lies you whore.

>>378690905
Someone needs to get out more.

>>378693035
With or against the grain?

>>378693537
They did that last year though
This is the sequel to the cinematic experience to showcase cinematic experiences

>going to a theatre full of sonyfans
I don't want my belongings stolen thank you.

>>378689757

This.

I honestly don't get it.

Even if I wanted to watch it with friends I'd still just have them over here or go to one of their places and watch it comfily.

*rubs nose*
playstation nation all day my nigga
namsayin?
*pops collar*
ch-yeea boi
*jives out of room*

>>378673652
>all those fat people

the only non fat person i saw was that numale with the blue hair

what does Playstation has that atracts fat people?

>>378694352
>17
>watch Avatar after moving to US
>enjoying kino 3D experience
>*clap* *clap* *clap* *clap* *clap*
>even during the romance screen

had burger afterward too. amazing day

>>378693315
Obviously the announcements were better, I'm speaking in terms of sheer presentation and respect for the medium.

Last year didn't feel like a press conference, it felt like a celebration of vidyas

>>378694593
>kino
epic meme brah

Its that time of the year when you're reminded that sony nigger fags think that a corporation like sony wont fuck their customers dry if they get the chance to cuz everyone knows only big bad microsoft would do such a thing. At least nintendo man children have a higher standard of hygiene

>>378673652
After all these years, video games are still trying to be movies

>>378694646
>implying first time watching 3D Avatar wasn't kino as eff

>A trailer for a video game marketing convention
It's shit isn't it? I'm not going to watch this shit.

>>378694593
what the fuck, nigger?
>during scene
i've only been to theaters where we would clap only in the very end. although, i haven't been to a theater to watch a movie since 2009 or so. maybe it's different now. movie clapping should be a hobby -- or even a sport

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>>378682235
That pic is so unrealistic it hurts

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I'm terrified of what it's going to smell like.

>>378682406
>this is the average sonybro
wow.

>>378674331
I never understood this joke. What makes clapping specifically American?

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>>378695370
movie clapping, nigger. not just any clapping. it's because we're hardcore and FREE while no one else is. get it together, pussy countries

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>>378674331
>Meanwhile in Europe

>>378695819
so what? movie clapping is an american thing while getting hit by a truck with a terrorist muslim driver is a european thing

>>378685105
cx

>>378693893
Somebody needs to stop thinking everyone plays with nintendo outside like the normies they see on tv commercials.

>>378679085
I'm under 20, I was born in the midwest, and I like Supertramp.

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Can we all just take a moment to give it up for this Asian kid for getting a decent-looking girl? Fat, FOB haircut, his titties are bigger than hers, but by damn he made it.

>>378682235
>Nintendo-themed cupcakes

>>378694897
I saw people clap when Yoda shows up at the end of Episode 2 of Start Wars

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>>378673652
Fuck Sony, E3 2017 will be all about Mario Odyssey.

>>378673652
>literally selling out for hype
They're winning as much as Kotaku is.

>>378674331
You know that Sony/Microsoft literally put their employees in the crowd and tell them to clap and make some noise whenever they make an announcement, right?

>>378697367
What's going on in this picture?

US GAMERS BROS!!!!

US GAMERS!!!!!

GIRL BONERS!!!

>>378697678
girls with demos of portable games attached to their belts. marketing. i heard nintendo did it with the gameboy advance micro, but each girl had 4 on her waist, not 1.

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>>378673652
Wait wait wait. Hold up.

There are bitch boys willing to go to a movie theater to watch fucking E3?

Just to watch it? In a theater?

>>378680306
>Closest theatre that will support this is an hour and 40 minutes away
Fuck that

LITERALLY A MOVIE MACHINE

LITERALLY

>>378675256
Wait, what year is it?

>>378673652
>and Canada
Funny how a lot of sonygros are Canadian sjws from reddit and neogaf.

>>378684639
my sides

>>378674331
They're amerilards man. Dumbest of the humans. Let them clap.

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>Sonychads are all normies who will go out, shoot the shit with each other, make some new friends and watch Sony dominate as usual and go for a beer afterwards
>Everyone else are losers who will stay home and watch their companies shit the bed before immediately going on the internet to showcase their denial

KEK

>>378695972
Well normie girl at least.
They fucking love Mario Kart and smash.

>>378699878
>go into theatre
>room stinks, there's feces on the walls and all 50 seats are taken up even though there's only 25 people
>leave

>>378674442
`>in a theater
>patrons start clapping at the ending
Fucking why? it's not like anybody involved in the production is going to be there/ Premieres I'd understand but this is just another run of the mill matinee show.

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>>378673652
At least it's not Paul Blart 3

>>378703189
Paul Blart 2 made over $100m btw

>>378697367
>implying they'll even acknowlege things that aren't sony related

>>378673652
>people are paying to go watch advertisements
WEW

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>>378703382

>>378703503
It's free, in fact technically they pay you with PSN Codes and shit

>sonyfags are LITERALLY PAYING MONEY TO WATCH ADVERTISEMENTS
HOLY SHIT IM SCREAMING HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>378692856

>>378703939
What is this shit about tickets then? What's stopping me from "buying" 14124 free tickets and jewing all the codes?

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and whitebois wonder why white women prefer black men lol

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>>378682406
man, that theater is going to smell so shit and be hot as fuck. For what purpose would I want to watch this shit outside my home with a bunch of loud, dirtyass people just for a social status update?

Also
>paying to watch E3 outside of E3

What a scam.

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Mommy, the people next door are so loud and keep on screaming ShinMoo, I'm trying to watch the Captain Underpants movie.

I wonder what kind of normies will be pissing off this year at the cineplex

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>>378673652
>willingly sitting in a movie theater full of fat sony ponies
Why?

Anybody have a list of what they gave out last year for attending?

Going to bring my vuvuzela lads, those people watching Wonder Woman next door will be really pissed

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When does he get released?

>>378698161
That is so pathetic.

>>378704842
A poster, a souvenir cup, a card and a digital package which had $10 PSN credit alongside shit you don't care about.

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>>378704683
jet set radIIIo

>>378705998
That isn't worth it

>Whole theaters to get reminded how they will get Fifa 2018 and no Monster Hunter
>They will paid for those tickets
Kekarotto

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>>378706179
>$10 on PSN
>not worth it

>>378706231
Fifa is at the MS press conference

>>378675175
I'm a modern video game consumer and I just look like a cute modest goth boy.

>>378685105
Cx

>>378706697
Not him but do you have a job?
Besides what the fuck can you buy with just $10 on PSN anyway?

>>378706970
>PSN doesn't have sales
>people never add more to the wallet because they think they only pay 50 bucks now

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>>378706970
>went with friends last year
>$10
>2 friends don't have Playstation consoles (not even a Vita
>$30
>after conference is over, there is leftover swag (apparently from people who couldn't make it)
>got 2 more badges and another cup
>$50
>mfw I only spent $10 of actual cash to get Overwatch on PSN

Not sure how that'll be handled this year

>>378707698
>overwatch on consoles
bruh

>>378707698
>Overwatch on PSN

KEK. what a retard

>>378673652
mmm can't wait for the next batch of movie games to slurp up

>>378680316
Exclaimed the /v/ poster

>>378673652
>all those fat hairy nerds that look like they reek of swamp ass

I thought /v/ told me PC and Nintendo fans were the ones like this
was i lied to

>>378696680
look at "her" arms, that's a tranny

I would have gladly gone if this was in Des Moines. I'm not driving 2hours to Omaha for this shit thing. Hell, it's probably better just to get the highlight 5minute video in the comfort of my home two days later anyways.

>>378708302
>He's never seen the obese Nintendo fans wearing Splatoon hats crying because they saw Zelda

>>378708612
Holy shit. They're doing one in Davenport. 2hours in the other direction as well. Mother fuckers, Davenport is not even a third of the size of this city.

>>378708302
>implying s0nyggers aren't spreading lies 100% of the time

This a 1st time for me reading about this theatre gimmick, has this always been a thing?

>>378706859
post boi tits

I go to matinee shows and I appreciate someone clapping even though it's never for the team I'm a part of :*(.

>>378710264
after the surgery

>>378680316
>white knighting some trashy hoe

I go to feel better about my own life.

>tfw SORRY, NO SCREENINGS IN YOUR AREA

>>378675175
>all those idiots thinking he was saying those guys are ugly
They're all numale beta fags

>>378674807
America was a mistake

>>378676875
says the guy with full mario games....

>>378673652
Did they take all that footage from some shit show in New York? It looks like an urban hellhole.