DON'T EVER ATTACK ME OR MY WIFE'S SON EVER AGAIN

Jesus christ fuck off already.

Their is literally nothing wrong about Kratos raising another man's son, it's called character growth.

>>378668149
Oh damn look this shit still isn't funny at all.

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WHERE IS MY WIFE'S SON

>>378668586
more like cuckold growth

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>>378668586
>raising another man's son
>it's called character growth.
I sincerely don't know if you really mean it or are just memeing

>>378668586
Indeed. Everyone complained about how dumb kratos is so they gave him the intellectual fetish.

Fuck off. It's Kratos son. He may not be his biological father, but he is the emotional father.

>>378668586
But it's his son.

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>>378668586
>raising another mans son is character growth

>>378668586
Nigger

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Laugh all you want, at least the graphics look waaaaaay better than other so-called "games"

>adoption = cuck

>>378668149
Memes aside I hope the whole son angle is misdirection. Maybe he can die at the start which gives Kratos the excuse to get mad at fuck and start killing everyone.

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>>378669026
Here we go again

>>378669026
>B-but look at how pretty that bearded bald cuck looks!
Holy shit, you're the biggest faggot ever. End yourself.

>>378668586
KEK
>Super masculine ALPHA male who has roid rage and fucks bitches and kills gods in super combos
>becomes an eternally cucked beta who is super slow and grows a nu-beard
>character growth
L M A O

I can already tell you're a beta

>>378669106
Yes, it's better to euthanize the kid like a dog in an overcrowded animal shelter than encourage cuckoldry.

>>378669164
Holy shit this game looks awful outside of the bullshot mode

>>378668586
((nothing wrong))

>>378668149
But why does he wear the beard?

>>378669129
Judging from how the son can receive exp or shit for his abilities, I think it's more likely that Kratos might be the one who 'dies' or something and you play the son for the remainder of the game instead.

>>378669285
The PS4 is all about smoke and mirrors after all. They don't even release games most of the time, they just show pretty bullshot videos and the retards buy the system anyway.

like, the joke was kinda funny at first but now I feel like most people really believe it isn't actually his son

>See the E3 reveal for this
>Excited as fuck
>See the Last of Us copy and paste gameplay
>Hype immediately gone

Why do nu males need to fucking ruin everything?

I find these cuck memes too funny.

UUUUAAAAGGGHHH

POSEIDON! WHERE HAVE YOU TAKEN MY WIFE'S SON?

>>378669539
?

It's not his son, Kratos is greek and the kid has red hair.

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>378668586
>false flagging for (You)s
>actually get them

The story in GoW is stupid, he killed all the greek gods and now suddenly he's fighting Norse gods like they should even exist im the same universe

>>378669546
are you me? My friend had the same reaction when we saw it, what the fuck are they thinking?

>>378669951
And he's fighting them just to defend his wife's son.

>>378669951
He moved from Greece to Norway, but it's actually before humans started worshipping the Norse Gods and they (the norse gods) walk the earth.

ATHENA, WHERE HAS ARES TAKEN MY WIFES SON?!

>>378669951
It's not worth thinking too hard about GoW's lore, all you need to know is that Kratos is filled with hate and he will have his revenge against everything and everyone.

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>game tries to have a larger focus on the cinematic story elements
>is complete trash

Color me surprised.

>>378668586
especially after that man died and kratos is being alpha, its HIS son now faggot cucks

that is the new meme, reverse cuck
im beating black guys (because isn't that 100% of all cucks that you love /v/>) and taking their sons, plunging MY dick in THEIR wives. ITS MINE, FUCK KEKS!

IM ALPHA, YOU FUCK KEKS!!!!!!!!

>>378670169
What's he revengeing against in this game? The man who cucked him? You know, the actual father of his wife's son?

>>378670254
It turns out in a surprise twist that Loki was actually the wife.

>>378670212
Kratos truly is the alpha cuck. Men fuck his wife on HIS terms,

>>378670284
Wasn't Thor the one who was crossdressing?

>>378668941
Just like how you're Tyrone's emotional father?

>>378668586
lmao shut the fuck up, cuck

>>378670212
>raising the kid of a black dude
>making sure his genepool stays alive
>alpha
You're the biggest cuck ever.

>>378668941
4chan is full of edgy kids thanks to gamergate and the election, their brains doesn't work yet

>>378668586
Did you take it personally, Anon? I wonder why?

>>378670349
Loki shapeshifted into a mare, took some big stallion cock, and gave birth to Sleipnir

>>378670564
>their brains doesn't work yet
Oh, the irony.

>>378670564
That was just another cuck joke.

>>378670683
>falling for low quality bait
>proving him right

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>>378670770

>>378670683
>>378670735
And the statement is wrong because?

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>>378668941
>He may not be his biological father, but he is the emotional father.
Thanks i haven't laughed this hard in a while.

>>378670564
Stop acting like it wasn't always full of edgy kids.

>>378670631
Yeah but that's a horse, that's not gay

>>378670896
Try to find buzzword like MUH KEKS before

>>378669684
It's confirmed his son. Stop shit posting on this board.

Didn't he have a daughter

>>378669353
SJWs didn't care who he was before he grew the nu-beard.

>>378670995
His non biological son, sure.

>>378668149
It's okay when TLOU does it

>>378670173
game is not out yet retard

>>378670812
The image is about calling people's stupid bait out. Best done by not giving them (yous)

>>378671148
You don't need to taste trash to know it's trash.

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>>378668149

>>378670301
>FUCK MY WIFE OR ILL GOD DAMN MURDER YOUR NIGGER ASS

I dismissed this game because it's going to be an extremely casualised reboot of a franchise that was already way too casual.

It's going to be even more linear, it'll have slower and simplistic combat with an over the shoulder camera, it'll have skill trees and it's still going to have scripted scenes and quicktime events all over the place.

Who cares if this game involves cuckolding or not? It'll be AAA trash either way.

I want to kill Anthony Burch for introducing cuckoldry to /v/. These threads are like those youtube videos where someone teaches their cockatoo to swear.

>>378668149
>they even managed to cuck the angriest manliest character in western vidya
Welp nothing would surprise me now

When exactly did a guy taking in the prexisting child of the woman he loves change from being just a decent dude to a turbocuck?
Because last time I checked Kratos probably didn't want anyone else to fuck is wife.

>>378671019
Yeah, he killed her in the first game.

>>378671368
>kills his own daughter
>and now he's raising the son of another man
You can't make this shit up.

>>378671332
>Who cares if this game involves cuckolding

Blackedposters.

>>378671445
My sides

>>378671332
>It's going to be even more linear

Stopped reading there. The trailer showed that there will be huge open areas and is quite possibly a sandbox element.

>>378671362
It was never decent. You can't love someone who loved someone else. It's a fetish or desperation.

>>378668149
Isn't this out yet?
Feels like the first gameplay video came out ages ago.
Vikings will go out of fashion if they don't hurry up.

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>>378671529
It sure did.

>>378671460
Except it doesn't, you meming piece of shit

>>378671110
It's his. Fuck off.

>>378671362
cuck comes from that shitty bird which makes other birds raise it's eggs
it evolved into getting your wife fucked

>>378671669
Of course it's his, Anon. It's his non biological son.

>>378671640
Is this suppose to help your point?

>>378671332
its not a reboot retard

>>378671362
Around the same time permavirgins became the final authority on healthy relationships.

>378671743
No (you)'s for you.

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you retards no nothing about the game but you post anyway

>>378671714
And now it's lost all meaning as it seems.

>>378669220
ikr? GOW4 is such a tragedy

btw you are responding to an obvious troll u dumb shit

I've yet to see a single non-meme argument that points out what is actually wrong with sharing your wife.

>>378671640
After going through all the GoW games in existence, the gameplay reveal of this was just so underwhelming. I've never been so turned off by something I was hyped up for before even getting to play it.

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>>378671760
I was being sarcastic, the game is practically on rails.

>>378670528
did i SAY the black kid lives?
this is fucking GOD OF WAR, he dies, therefore the genepool is safe

everyone knows in ancient greece days, black people would get smited because they were stealing light from the gods into their dark as hades skin!

>>378669285
it's like the game failed to load the proper level geometry and you're looking at distant LoD

at least i hope that's the case because it looks embarassingly bad

>>378671883
Cuck was unknowingly raising someone elses child because no one was crazy enough to do it willingly. cucks used to be poor bastards, now they are retarded fetishists who deserve all the ridicule they can get.

>>378671926
what the fuck is this?

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>>378671926
a stage demo on rails

>>378670837
who dat? reverse search gives nothing. I know she's a pornstar

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>>378668149
>We want the TLoU audience
Can't wait for this to sell a shit ton and be unironically hailed as GOTY.

>>378671926
If you can explore areas and "discover" places, than it's not on-rails. Not even Tlou(the most cinematic garbage of a """"game""") is on-rails.

Think before you fucking type.

>>378669537
smoke and mirrors are fine on console exclusives if they support a good game
too bad Horizon is bland AC shit

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>>378672046
A stage demo should demo how the game plays.

>>378672097
The word practically was used for a reason.

Why 4chan got so so obsessed with the cuck meme?
It's the inferiority complex?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kPM0mD8hrUw

>>378671913
The purpose of life is to perpetuate your gene pool. By raising the son of another man while you yourself have no descendants of your own you're just a subservient fuck. You're the prime definition of beta. That being said, there's nothing wrong with adopting kids AFTER you've secured your own gene pool's survival.

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It only took 10 years, but God of War is finally notable for something

I've never seen a console's mascot cuck himself this hard and this fast.

>>378670631
WAT

>>378671926
>the game is practically on rails

Wasn't the entire series like that, while mashing single buttons?

I dont know what i expected when i opened this thread

>>378669684
that doesn't really mean anything
I'm italian and I was born ginger, and as I got older my skin, my hair, an even my eyes darkened
Went from white, red, and green to olive, black, and brown
it's his son because he spend centuries fucking maidens from all over the world. It's not his wifes son because he may have never been married to his mother

>>378672215
>this retarded rationlization
>thinking it's ever possible to secure gene pool survival

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>>378668149
>there are people out there that unironically want and would enjoy a God of War game, that is not a hack and slash, but a TLOU clone with an emphasis on character interactions and "walkie talkie" sections that interrupt the already watered down gameplay just so the they could try to characterize and humanize Kratos, one of the most physcotic and violent characters in video games, who was conceived by the creators to be as one dimensional and as murderous as possible

>>378672185
This combat makes me so sad. GoW wasn't the deepest thing ever, but this is just laughably bad.

>>378672239
Old mythos are literally fanfiction before fanfiction was a thing. Just go read the bible.

>>378672215
He had a daughter, but he killed her.

>>378672097
uh

but it is

TloU is on rails, where was their a hub and lots of places to explore at MY leisure? oh, thats right it didn't have that at ALL. it was telling a story and that makes it go forward ALL THE WAY via plot. you couldn't change the ending, on rails

FAGGOTS, i FUCKING HATE YOU ALL
THIS IS YOUR FUCKING FAULT!!!!!!!!

now GOW is a fucking last of us CLONE
AAA bullshit, FUCKKKKKKKKKKK

>>378672215
>The purpose of life is to perpetuate your gene pool.
says who

>>378672027
Sure, but I'm still not sure what that has anything to do with willingly raising other's children with no sexual component in it. I mean, is Kazuma Kiryu because he opened an orphanage?

>>378672215
>The purpose of life is to perpetuate your gene pool

Ah yes, the "I gave up religion but don't know what to fill it up with now" starter pack.

I would cut my dick off before I...

AAAAAAARES

>>378672309
The chances of your gene pool surviving raise by an infinite percent if you have a kid, you know? Because if you don't, it will certainly not survive.

>>378672275
There was platforming and simple puzzles, also the combat was similar to other PS2 beat em up style games. As in the player is usually enclosed in an arena, enemies spawn in and the player uses his moves and different weapons to kill everything before moving on.

Adoption is only justified when it's family after some tragedy. Like grandparents raising a grandson or uncle raising a niece.

>>378672359
oh fuck it's true
in his defense it was to save his life
would you get fucked by a stallion just to save your life?

>>378672185
You do know they purposely showed slower paced gameplay to get the Tlou crowd in, right? fucking Corey Borlog(GoW2) is in on the game. They're not retarded, they know what GoW is.

Expect more intense, heavy combat gameplay this E3. Perhaps this will shut you p cucks up.

>>378672051
ana foxxx

What kind of woman would want to be with Kratos in the first place. He had a wife when he was mortal but now he's a total psychopath freak with the ashes of his family on his skin. He doesn't give a damn about killing innocents just to get a key or something.

>>378672510
But what if you have relatives who have kids...

>>378672419
3.5 billion years of life on this planet.

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>>378672215
Guess /v/ should collectively eat a bullet.

ITT
>You're a cuck, anon!
>No, you're the cuck anon!

Nukes fucking WHEN? Dear God this planet needs a purging BAD

>>378672027
You can still unknowingly raise another man's child as long as you are the same race as the real father.

How unfortunate. I've been a lifelong fan of God of War and this is a travesty. Kratos should be killing hordes of enemies, running and jumping and swinging everywhere, massacring everything that stands in his way. He is motivated by one thing, and one thing only: vengeance. This shit looks like Sony Santa Monica looked at The Last of Us and said "let's make that." I can't wait for Kratos to walk while discussing story points with NPCs, buying shit from shops, getting experience points, following quest markers, and making quest choices.

>>378672607
you've been alive for 3.5 billion years?

>>378672657
There is only one race anon. the human race

>>378672548
Unless they change the entire camera and combat system its still going to be linear crap.

>>378669951
the different pantheons ruled over different parts of the world, There have already been arabic monsters in god of war games when he was in that area

even in real life historically the romans consolidated things. The greek gods were known as the gods of greece, not the gods of everything

>>378672598
She never had sex with him, she was only with him so that he could take care of her son.

>>378672601
That's the next best thing I guess. Still, it's not your gene pool what's surviving. Relatives are not the same thing as you.

>>378672389
Linear != On-rails

Hang yourself.

Have they said anything about why Kratos decided to take the kid in and raise him as one of his own?

He seems awfully soft all of a sudden.

So after Kratos killing literally everything on Greece he moved to somewhere else and calmed down for some dumb reason?

>>378672663
"Oh hey Kratos, I need help. Can you get me 5 deer meats for my family?"
>*grumble yes*
>*grumble no (yes)*

>>378672527
>There was platforming and simple puzzles, also the combat was similar to other PS2 beat em up style games. As in the player is usually enclosed in an arena, enemies spawn in and the player uses his moves and different weapons to kill everything before moving on.

That's a long way of saying on-rails.

Wew, thanks anon.

>>378672713
Kinda. The atoms that form me already existed 3.5 million years ago.

>>378671926
>can lift tons
>a skinny zombie skelly take more than 5 hits

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>>378672904
Mellowed out from old age.

>>378672874
He is getting old and tired

>>378672970
and they'll continue to exist whether you have children or not

>>378672534
Not in the ass, but if I could shapeshift into a mare, then sure, why not?

>>378672959
That's a description of a linear game, anon. On-rails is something like Time Crisis, Virtual Cop or House of the Dead.

If you people are annoyed about the combat, you only have yourselves to blame for continuing to buy souls games

you keep buying slow over the shoulder position based combat? don't be surprised when that's what they give you

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>>378668149

>90% of /v/ haven't even touched a woman (not family) yet

>make fun a badass alpha male for doing something morally right


Pathetic....

>>37867304
>>378673039
Gods don't get weak from old age

>>378672649
/pol/ fanatics vs ruse masters in every single /v/ thread

fucking /pol/ fanatics are retarded just as SJF at this point, can't even see a fucking joke as a joke

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>it's a fat fucks pretend to be alpha males episode

kek, is there anything more pathetic?

>>378673056
Yes, but they won't be forming anything that ever came from me.

>Wanting to perpetuate genes and not memes
Pathetic

>that gameplay

disgusting. i hope to god they spent the last year since the reveal reworking it so it plays like god of war again. i dont care what anyone else thinks but god of war 2 was my favorite hack'n'slach on the ps2

>>378672741
>What is dark souls

>>378673102
They do when they fade into obscurity

>>378672959
If it was practically on rails the combat would look more like the webms I posted and less like DMC. By practically on rails I mean literally straight line levels and scripted events out the ass, more than the old games.

>>378672904
Is there a reason he wouldn't calm down though? He's literally destroyed everything on his way to get revenge, I think he's pretty satisfied.

>>378668149
I AM MAN ENOUGH TO VOTE FOR HER

ARE YOU

>>378673102
yeah but the developers are getting older and having children so they need to project themselves onto the characters in order to assuage their mid-life crises

>>378672874
Don't know who the mother is.
Don't know what her relationship is with Kratos.
Don't know shit, really.

All we know is Kratos is taking care of him. The little shit could be an Odin rape baby for all we know.

>>378673101
When even the most pathetic people make fun of you, you know you've hit rock bottom.

>>378673151
but they did come from you. those atoms that were once formed into you are now formed into something else.

>>378672874
It's his child. He kinda has to. Probably knocked up Aphrodite or something.

>>378673225
That makes sense

wheres the picture of the same thread being posted over and over
it makes me laugh my ass off

>>378673167
A completely different game with a completely different camera system.

>>378668149
I love this meme.
I give it 5 out of 5 meme points.

Memeing aside.
If I was adopted by Cratos I'd start pissing and shitting my pants immediately considering how his own fucking family ended up under his tender care.

>>378673264
man, where was that scene?

>>378673263
Sure, but I wouldn't be the one who created that.

I hope the annoying kid dies 2 hours in, killed by some snownigger god then Kratos goes apeshit again
But that will never happen

>>378673378
Why not?

>>378673102
Kratos isn't a god anymore

>>378673378
Build a chair or something.

>>378673242
The mother is dead, obviously

>>378668149
Has it actually been confirmed that the boy by not his son, or is this all memes?

>>378673406
KEK RAGE

he should also be fucking the kid to be truly progressive. Greeks have a long history of that.

>>378673496
>confirmed
Do you know where you are?

>>378673147
I'm not fat, I'm le thick.

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>>378668149
>Cuck of War

>>378673426
Because when you hit the bucket you can't do anything else anymore.

>>378673496
All memes

>>378673496
memes, but it's fun to trigger sonybros/god of fags lovers.

Sony wins again another man's baby

>>378673496
It's not his son

>>378671897
I was criticizing more than just the story

>>378673469
I mean, I could, but the chair won't be creating other chairs itself in the future, so there's no point.

>>378673496
It's just shitposters.

Him not being his biological son is a central theme of the game.

GoW>GoW

>>378673496
Doesn't matter what matters is that he loves the boy and the boy loves him.

>>378673496
It's his non-biological son.

>>378672359
Also, I don't remember anything so furry-tier in the bible.
Noah getting drunk laying butt naked in his tent and one of his sons seeing his junk.
Judit sucking Assyrian dick and then decapitating the Assyrian boss in his sleep.
Esther doing something similar.
Joseph pussying out when some hote MILF wants to bang him.

Worst stuff I can think of. From what I can remember the supernatural is never used in a kinky way.

>>378673664
Agreed. Kratos anally rapes Marcus with his blades.

>>378673593
Kek.

>>378673681
So he's not just a cuck, but a fag too?

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Really? Is nobody going to mention how he looks like a fucking nu-male?

>>378673645
Make a machine that builds chairs then.

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ARES, DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND I WILL RAISE YOUR SON

>>378668149
Wait what is wrong with his face and neck? It's full of freckles

>>378673827
It won't maintain itself.

>>378673575
>trigger
>using stale memes already posts a thousand times
Hello OP, you're a faggot.

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I'm confused, or are people being retarded. I could have swore cuckholding was more if Kratos was with a girl, but that girl was actively riding a cock carisol with his knowledge, and consent. It seemed more like Kratos took in a orphian, and is trying to teach him how to survive.

>>378673838
>ARES, DESTROY MY ENEMIES AND MY WIFE... IS YOURS
ftfy

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>>378673560
>God of cuck

question
how many of you wifes son shitposers also voted for hilary clinton?

I'm just curious what kind of people we are dealing with
dedicated cuck posters or people that are entirely unprincipled?

>>378673814
>everyone with a beard is a nu-male
>Hicks with his twink ass hairgel cut isn't

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>>378673937

>>378673937
>ARES AND MY ENEMIES, DESTROY MY WIFE'S PRIVATES

>>378673814
That is the basis of the whole cuck meme. Doesn't help that they revealed the trailer at the height of the nu-male cuck meme.

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>>378674093

I don't give a fuck what you faggots say. I'm gonna buy this casual game because I've played every one but betrayal and ascension. I just played through 1-3 and chains of Olympus. I'm on ghost of Sparta and after that I'm finally gonna play ascension. If it blows dick I'll drop the series just like I did when Halo 4 came out. Fuck I still want my $100 dollars back from that shit.

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>>378668149
>It's OK when Poland does it
>It's OK when it's a girl

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Oh my god....... it's so fucking mature...... raising the child of some other guy..... this is why I bought a PS4....

>>378674478
geralt is sterile with no family. He couldn't pass on genes if he wanted too he has no one else to invest in.

he's also an abomination and so is Ciri. You are supposed to see them as unlikable monsters.

>>378674596
It's all about the visual experiences, Anon. Who cares about video games? That's why the PS4 is for the players!

>>378674392
Just to let you know Ascension is probably the second worst in the series after Chains of olympus. You carry the same blades but with "elemental" abilities and the story doesn't make sense. The doppleganger power is cool, tho. Play it pre-patched and finish trials of Archimedes like a man.

>>378674596
>kid actually being sensitive over killing an animal he's going to eat and utilize

that sort of faggotry didn't even exist until recently

>>378674392
So you didn't learn your lesson from Halo?

>>378674596
That's a big stag.

>>378674747
My ps3 hasn't been hooked up to the net since I bought it. So I will accept that challenge

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>>378668586
We just found the Canadian guys.

>>378674761
a lot of people can't take the shot for some reason. it's much worse in war too.

>>378674761
used to be like this all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VSFnmM12LOQ

>>378674596
Since that kid was made by the cum of another man, doesn't that make Kratos gay?

>takes Ciri away by force
>doesn't let Emhyr have her back
Alpha as fuck my man. He also fucks the entire North's supply of women, sorceresses and mythical beings included.

>>378674771
I know it's stupid but I'll give a series I loved before the nu males invaded a chance on anything. Kiki wolfbitch was kind of a red flag I ignored

>>378674935
There's this thing called hunger that will make anybody take the goddamned shot. And in war there's this other thing called it's either them or you, so same thing.

>>378668586
shut the fuck up you silly little cuck

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>>378674874
>mfw a few cucks shitposted like crazy during the /vint/ days
>now everyone thinks all canadians are shitposters

>>378674761
It did, tho. At first little children would be sad over killing animals. They than later grew up and learned that it's used for food. It's just a kid being a kid.

>>378675096
To be fair, you aren't shitposters on purpose, you just have a lack of mental capacity which makes you say and type dumb shit like "if I kill my enemy, he wins".

>>378675386
Could be worse, we could be california

>>378675386
>this delusional

You probably think Hitler did nothing wrong, right? Or that jews run the world, right?

Go back and stay back>>/pol/

>>378674665
Raising another man's spawn still makes you a cuck.

>>378673915
Cuck is now literally caring for another human besides yourself

>>378675036
Oh you're retarded.

Protip: the vast majority of soldiers do not shoot at the enemy. The purposefully aim as much away as possible. Many people just freeze up hunting and can't take the perfect shot, starving or no and it's not because "they don't want to kill it" or some gay shit.

>>378675690
t. cuck

>>378674874
>English
>Australian flag
Bongs BTFO
Amerikeks BTFO
based Straya

>>378668149
Did they figure out who's the kid's real father?

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>>378675742

>>378668149
The /pol/ generation is the worst.
I thought the chanology shitters and their self-righteous bullshit were bad, but you gays take it on a whole new level.

>>378675690
No, that's empathy

Surrendering your life to raise another man's seed for a source of sick self-satisfaction is cuck

I don't think they will actually pull off the "my wife's son" because the guy who voices him is black, and putting down black men is "problematic" according to (((everyone))).

>>378675857
Radovid is the character you sympathize with. Geralt and gang are supposed to unlikable monsters.

>>378675857
He's right about soldiers not shooting to kill... in the last century. Today soldiers are trained to be psychopaths and do shoot to kill. That's why snipers back then were captured and tortured, because they didn't hesitated to kill soldiers while they were taking a shit in their post. Then he went full retard and couldn't understand what he was trying to say.

>>378675604
>jews run the world
why is that fictional to you? they are the ones in charge of all our largest banks and media corporations

>>378676107
of course he wasn't a cuck. the real reason he refers to him as "boy" and doesn't really treat him as his own is because he probably has dozens of different children from dozens of different women. He had a family he actually cared about once. They dead.

Now he's just spawning to create an army because he killed all the gods (of greece at least) and is now bored or ready to move on to the next challenge.

My wife's son is actually one of the few examples of good subtle writing in video games and /v/ is shitposting about it all the time.

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WHOMST HAVE CAPTURED MY WIFE'S SON?

I hope the gore is ok

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Why are the manliest Sony protagonists cuckolds?

What is worse, my wife's son or my wife's boyfriend?

>>378676386
>soldiers not shooting to kill... in the last century
where the heck does that factoid come from

my grandpa told me the horrors. He was a 17 year old kid in queens working as a pin boy in the bowling alley, 2 months later he was in germany disemboweling guys with a belt fed machine gun on a bipod.

he says it's nothing like the movies, you pop them in the belly and things start spilling out, and the guy doesn't die right away, they writhe screaming for a few minutes. No going back after that

>>378668586
cuck

>>378676973
game devs trying to brainwash people into thinking cuckoldry is masculine because they are beta cucks.

>>378676523
because it's pathetic, you can only make this work if:

-you secretly killed the father
-the adopted kid is female and 5-8 years old
-you fuck the mother for a year or so, then you secretly murder her as well
-since the child is probably fucked in the head at this point what with losing both of her parents at such a young age you use that emotional grief to trick her into thinking you're all she has, and that you love her more than anything
-you raise her into your ideal wife. marry her and then have kids with her

of course this doesn't work in real life so you will always be a cuck for raising someones son, unless you're a greek god or something

>God of War combat then
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DjTG5LpaG3o

>God of War combat now
>>378672185


The fuck happened?

>>378675604
No one said that you silly moosefucker.

>>378668149
I don't see why people latch onto all the retarded cuck insults for new Kratos when based Teal'c is voicing him

>>378677094
they decided to change mash x to win into something with more depth

>>378677161
What depth?

>>378675742
Sitting in an entrenchment, looking down a guy who isn't even awar of you? Yes that's a thing.
Being in the middle of a firefight where your own life is threatened? Unless you lock down completely and refuse to even move, you will shoot.
As for what you say about hunting, that's pure bullshit imo. First time I shot a big game animal, it was such a perfect and beautiful moment I felt like I was in slo-mo and there's nothing in the world I couldn't hit. It felt so good I was ashamed of it afterwards. You don't really think about the animal's life before you shoot.

>>378677183
My wife's vaginal cavity

>>378677161
Its mash square to win and the reboot is even worse, you could literally just mash square to win in it.

>>378672320
kek

>muh add humanity to Kratos
>Kratos the god of war
>humanity

Western gaming is doomed and finished.
Thanks SJW for destroying western gaming companies, they were doing a shit job already, but now you are actively killing them. Thanks so much.

>>378677194
Okay retard. All your anecdotal experience and rationalizations doesn't change the reality that that's what happens.

>>378675604
kek

There's no /pol/.

>>378677268
>"See that vagina? You can use it!"

>>378676992
Well, chances are your grandpa is/was a psychopath.

>>378677161
>mash x to win
Did you watch the video I linked at all? I'm not praising it for much depth, but there's a lot more fucking thought going on in the first video than there is in "mash square for timed sequence before awkwardly rolling away from a blatantly telegraphed stomp move"

Hell, for the longest time the devs for GoW wanted to try and make at least some semblance of a "rival" to Japanese character action games, now they're a shadow of their former selves.

>>378677183
there is a lot going on there. Positioning is important, enemies aren't just waves of fodder. He could throw his weapon for a strong attack which then disarms him
there is clearly an elemental match up thing happening

the old games you just spam the same combo over and over, the enemies are never actually a threat to you. The different combos are just visual flavor that don't really change much of anything because they aren't even necessary to learn to beat the games

>>378668149
WHAT EVIDENCE IS THERE THAT ITS NOT KRATOS' BIOLOGICAL SON?

>>378676992
>>378677414
Sorry, forgot to link an interesting video about it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zViyZGmBhvs

>>378677194
Shooting isn't the issue it's shooting the target. You can close your eyes and shoot randomly with a machine gun but you can't take the shot actually trying to hit someone. You purposely try not to hit them.

>>378677075
It isn't pathetic. The boy is his biological son (this is confirmed). Kratos is addressing his son indirectly (boy) because his son has to yet earn respect and open his father's heart. The scene where he wants to pat the boy in "good job" sense and he backs away before the gesture is noticed is another hint of Kratos' mind towards his son and even himself.

>>378677194
>my experience is everyone's experience
You know, most people grow out of this by the time they're five.

>>378677446
Oh my god it's an actual dev shilling GoW4 here

>>378677437
you're expecting too much difficulty from a non-boss encounter. They outright said those big trolls are a regular enemy type, so of course he's not too hard to kill

>>378675674
its okay if
1. you are sterile (by cicumstance not choice)
2. have your own children and marry a women with her children
3. if its an orphan of your best friend or a relative
eveything else is cuck tier

>>378676973
>Being a father automatically makes you a cuck
I seriously hope you faggots don't breed

>>378677574
And the only thing you can do with it is ineffectually bash its fucking shin with an axe. Wow, so much depth. So much more than mash square to win.

>>378677414
no, he had regrets but it had to be done. he told me the first time he shot someone the guy was charging him with a bayonet. It was a me or him situation

>>378677592
>Raising another man's son doesn't make you a cuck
>>>/reddit/

>>378677578
it's always better to be a single dad than marry a single mother and join the families. Single mothers are always awful people, and step siblings just confuse the children and is never a replacement for a natural mother/father.

>>378675604
>proving him right

>>378677508
Yes and I'm telling you that all reluctance - conscious or uncoscious - goes away if there's the slightest chance you can get hurt yourself.
People don't want to get shot.

>>378677538
Then it doesn't make sense since it was shown even in cutscenes that he was only a hardass in battle and with people he didn't know, he spoiled the fuck out of his daughter and treated both his wife and fellow spartans with respect, here he's just being needlessly edgy or the boy legitimately isn't his, that's why he has to earn kratos' affection and respect.

>>378677701
nigga dont be hasty, at least wait until there is more than 2 enemy ecounters to make a judgement

>>378677801
>I have no proof so I'll repeat myself and deflect blame

>>378677943
And you are wrong. That doesn't happen no matter how obvious it seems that it would.

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>>378669284

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>/v/ claims to hate cucks
>still idolizes jim "wife-sharer" sterling

>>378677808
true but its still miles better that marrying a single mother and having to raise her son. If it comes to worse you can always fall back onto your kids

>>378676468
>>378675604
>>378677103
>>378677364
>>378677825
>Taking the bait

Jesus, this is why I love leaf posters. Not afraid to mock pol and make themselves look bad.

>>378677998
Or maybe it's because he lost his family once and doesn't want to warm up to anyone to experience that again.

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>>378675505
California here. This may be the worst state in the country. But it sure as hell beats being a Canadian. We actually still have thing like protected free speech. Canadians go to jail for missgendering someone.

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>>378677801
>implying kratos didn't fuck every woman in Scandinavia

>>378678141
Jim is a complete freak but I do agree with some points, and he's a good speaker

>>378678151
better better than one thing doesn't make something acceptable.

if you are a single dad wanting to find another mate you are a bad person regardless.

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>>378678141
>/v/ is one person

>>378678141
>/v/ hates x but likes y
/v/ BTFO. How would he ever recover

>>378671353
Very accurate depiction

I've realized that I'm slowly becoming retarded thanks to 4chan, not even a joke

Look among /v/, it's "shill cuck shit game" repeated ad-nauseum
There's no actual discussion and this absurd repetition of these words will slowly kill your braincells until you have to type something in a game and go "uhhhh what's that really common/simple word that isn't shit/cuck/flavor of the year word"

Projecting a little but seriously. I like this place because of the anonymous and unfiltered aspect but its so degrading.

>>378678382
>xtreme nip slip parade

If only, they blue ball the fuck out of everyone because everything but the nipples is modeled, even the fucking pubic hair.

>>378678345
How so? So you sould be alone for the rest of your life?
Remarrying is absolutely fine, not even hardcore christians and muslims have problems with this

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>that faggot beard

Why not give him a faggot haircut as well?

>>378678689
cuck

>>378678785
Because they already gave that to his wife's son.

Now watch how the adoptive son of the manliest man in western vidya turns out to be gay and develops a father complex.

>>378674874
>jebany liść
PL

>>378678859
Degrading to your brain I mean. Keep ragging on open relationship type of people. But constantly seeing the same words over and over will kill your intelligence.

Though I can't tell if this was good bait or if you really though I meant "degrading to cucks"

>>378671926
Why is he taking so long to kill that thing? Even in the first game where he was still only a demigod and only had the shitty metal blades he could still split satyrs, lamias and skeleton soldiers in half with no effort, hell even in chains of olympus which is even earlier than the first game he slapped the fuck out of a troll using the troll's club.

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>could have a cool beard
>gets a cuck beard instead

Kratos always gets shat on

>>378678751
>not even hardcore christians and muslims have problems with this

Because they don't know what love is. Marriage is just a contract. Love it wordy, it has the potential to take precedence over worshiping God so it isn't encouraged.

>>378679423
A Stalin stache is not befitting an immortal warrior, dumbshit

>>378677327
Sony took their mascot of rage and turned him into another broken man. It makes me sad that having stories that focus on the grand picture is now considered "one-dimensional".

>>378668586
>Their is literally nothing wrong about raising another man's son
This right here is what's wrong with america today you guys are the joke of the world

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Do you fucking retards even know what the word means? I don't think any of you 16yr olds use the word correctly at all.

>>378679585
Neither was his dude bro soul patch.

>>378680273
>haha le mspaint comic
ebick bro^^

>>378672874

Because TLOU was popular.

>>378678281
>H-here I go to get my revenge I guess...

>>378680590
Explain the word you retard and stop projecting like every other kid in highschool.

>>378674665
>unlikable monsters.

Geralt isn't human?

>>378680273
>>378680859
The word literally comes from the cuckoo bird leaving its eggs in the nests of other birds so they have to raise it.

Kratos raising another man's child is about as classical as you can fucking get, all he needs is a pair of donkey ears.

>>378681006
He's a witcher. His DNA is warped.

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is he "raising another man's son" or is he raising a some boy cause he got a liking to him? You know, like batman and robin. Or is Batman a cuck too?

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>>378668149
>we want the casual fag/nu-male audience
>some people actually bought the PS4 for anything other than Japanese games LMAO
You can't make this shit up.

>>378681539
batman can't even kill the guy who killed his parents. He's a massive cuck.

>>378681539
Yes he is.

He's too autistic to fuck half the women that want his dick, he's always moping about some shit that happened 20 years ago and is a /r9k/ tier weirdo who spends all day sperging out in his basement.

>>378668586
God damn it, liberals are the cancer of the western world. Get fucked cuckboy.

>>378681750
Yes, but the difference is he could kick your ass.

>>378681750
>He's too autistic to fuck half the women that want his dick
Which women are these?

>>378681608
I know I did. Not a weebfag that likes japtrash.

Western games are unironically the superior games.

>>378669439

Into the trash it goes

>>378668149
I dont even know why but this actually makes me cry with laughter

>>378681785
It's a mental illness. they are much more likely to die and less likely to reproduce. liberalism is death.

>>378681539
Batman's current Robin is literally his biological son.

TWO SCOOPS!?!?!?!?!

DONALD, PREPARE FOR VENGEANCE. YOU HAVE HURT MY WIFE'S SON FOR FAR TOO LONG!!!

>>378681068
But the kid is his biological son. Therefore anon is correct, you are not using cuck properly.

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>>378681608

>>378682108
but he adopted, and raised 2 boys before having his own. I don't think he is a cuck for that, that's just retarded, likewise, I don't think Kratos is a cuck either.

>>378682601
Batman also mentored those children and educated them so that in the event he died, Gotham could still be protected by well-trained vigilantes.

Kratos is just playing daddy to a kid that isn't his.

>>378682776
>Kratos is just playing daddy to a kid that isn't his
But you have this wrong you retard

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>manly man Kratos gets cucked

>Phoenix Wright adopts the daughter of a jackass who abandoned her
>said jackass gets killed
>Phoenix then befriends the daughter's mom

Phoenix Wright > Kratos

>>378682776
>Batman also mentored those children and educated them so that in the event he died, Gotham could still be protected by well-trained vigilantes.
isn't this a pompous rephrasing of "Playing dad to kids that aren't even his own" ?

Either both are cucks, or neither.

>>378682982
>Kratos fucks a literal goddess of sex and love
>has a child with her
>afraid of losing another child he refuses to acknowledge him
>hurr Phoenix better durr

>>378683476
is this bait or are you the admitted uber-cucka'la cuckold cuckoid?

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>>378683476
10/10

>>378683476
This. cuckoldry is heroic. The world needs less supermans and more Josephs.

>>378684145
>low IQ nignog doesn't recognize copypasta bait

>>378669220
I can tell that you are a virgin

>>378672718
There is only one breed anon. the dog breed

>>378679985
raising an orfan boy is not bad, grow up, they trying to push that fucking agenda is tho, also since when is cratos a fucking nu-man/hipster fucking hell

>It you're a cuck if you raise someone else's child

I have 4 kids that are all not mine , they're my friends. He worked hard as a single father , was a great man too who got fucked over by his whore of a wife. When he died over in Afghanistan I promised I'd take care of his kids and not let them live the abuse and torture again that they endured from their mother. So yeah I am raising some kids that aren't my own with my wife . But the shit they went through they don't deserve that after everything their father gave up for them.

>>378673101
>morally right
Can you prove that?