who are you

>>378661368
The Mario description literally describes me.

>>378661368
We need an updated one for the new games

>>378661368
Always Wario if Waluigi isn't present, then Boo, then Luigi. This is my formula for every game.

>>378661368
>Yoshi
>It's actually 100% true.

Fuck.

>>378661719
I always pick Larry or Jr. sometimes Iggy since his name rhymes with mine

All wario all the time

But if it's a later one waluigi

>>378661915
>Koopalings
Fuck garbage tier taste. I would honestly kill you if I could.

>>378661368
This has consistently been the most accurate chart for any game. I've seen threads fill up with people agreeing.

I picked Toad, and yes, I am the most try hard.

This meme got pretty stale quickly because in every single game it applied to the analysis just copied this i.e. Wario is "cool", Yoshi is "gay", Mario is "I don't know how to play" etc

>>378661368
Toad. The thirst is for challenge though, not victory.

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>>378661368
>I LIKE WARIO IF YOU DON'T LIKE WARIO YOU'RE GAY OR A FAGGOT OR UNDERAGE
Someone post the MK8 one.

>>378661368
Those are all wrong.

>>378662027
I bet you main Luigi.

>>378661368
I pick wario because this chart told me he is cool. Now I'm the cool one for playing him

>>378661368
Waluigi

>>378661368
>tfw i always picked yoshi as a child

I agree dude Wario is so BASED thank you based JEW it makes me cool automatically, everyone else is gay or a stoner or a retard

>>378661915
Go to bed, McMiggy, I know it's you.

Donkey Kong main, but I'm a le straight edge gaymer so it doesn't match.

>>378661368
The one with the chode picks toad, and i love toad, so there.

>>378662259
Off your meds?

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I main DK not because I'm a stoner but because I'm black.

>>378661368
I don't know, make one for Crash Team Racing

>>378661368
i'm yoshi and except for the fact that i'm not gay it totally describes me tho. Everything else seems spot on too.

>>378662284
Who?
I just like the Koopalings m8
Nigger lips can eat a gun tho.

>>378661368
Peach

>>378661368
Yoshi and occasionally Wario

>>378661368
Pre-Warioware Wario is my favorite Mario universe character, so him.

>>378662353
>niggers literally identify with gorillas
you can't make this shit up

>>378662445
Oh, i just know a Michael McMiggy. I though he might have posted.

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>>378661368
I'M THE BEST

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>>378662429
>except for the fact that i'm not gay it totally describes me tho
Whatever you say homo ;)

>>378661831
same

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Donkey Chong

Also I've only smoked weed like four times

>>378662654
sure, have a nice day

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>>378661368
I always pick Mario, me being boring sounds about right to me.

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I always played domkey kong, until pic related came along.

>>378662610
Why do you think they gave DK hip hop style themes

>>378661368
I played Yoshi because I always thought he was the fastest car.
Still straight.

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>>378662993
You better be riding the Flame Rider fag.

>>378663704
This would make for a good album cover.

>>378662535
same

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>>378663704
>not mr scooty

>>378664269
I use Mr.Scooty with the standard tires for my Bowser Jr.
No idea why its so underused.

>>378661368
>implying anyone who picks Bowser doesn't do it because he wants to be fucking by him


The "dwagon" argument doesn't work anymore, it's not 199X.

>>378664732
There was a really good MK8D chart that actually talked about the people picking the MK64 roster characters like the same people but older, and it made that joke.
Shame nobody has it, though.

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Remember seeing this one a while ago, can't find the updated one for deluxe though.

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>>378661368
wario

>>378661368

Donkey Kong, only without the stoner bits.

wario or bowser because I'm a wacky asshole

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>>378665160
>Introvert
Yep
>Sacred off by the personality of other koopas
he has personality as well
>Carry much presence
Im good at getting 3rd place like every match
>Will quit if they lose a lot
Most do that tb.h

>>378661368
I'm a boring, contrarian, tryhard motherfucker.

My top pick is Bowser, but [expand] Dong has my favorite engine sounds.

>>378661915
>t. Piggy

>>378661368
Toad here. It's spot on.

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>>378661368
>picked toad as a kid
>almost always won

>>378661368
Luigi

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Every one of these lists is worthless without him.

>>378661368
Toad

>>378669312
No it rhymes with the first part of my username
Eggie

>Wariofags who lack self-awareness actually think they're cool

mario > toad > d.k. > luigi > wario > bowser > yoshi > peach

DK > all
also, making monkey noises during the race is pretty much mandatory

>>378670017
At least the Toadfags admit they're pieces of shit

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>>378662689

>>378670498
You're probably joking but I do make gorilla/monkey noises during a race with friends and they all fucking hate it.

>>378661368
I was Toad but when I was in college this other guy picked him instead. I've been a Peachfag ever since

>>378671289
wouldn't this make you, dare i say... a cuck of some sorts?

Yoshi, but I'm not gay haha

>>378669543
i think toad is given some slight speed advantage because he's mean't to be the least interesting player

though i find his nondescript no nonsense attitude more appealing now in my adult years

>>378661368
Bowser, but ain't nothing like that.

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Who /paratroopa/ here?

>he gives a shit what other people think about which character he pics

>>378672273
>being so insecure you take images like these seriously

>>378672273
These are just fuel for banter, you're a faggot if you take them seriously

>>378671382
No. I came to realize that being a tryhard that beats everyone with fucking Peach is much better. Nobody wants to play Mario Kart 64 with me now and that's perfectly fine with me.

>>378661368
Wario, unless I can find someone more obnoxious, like:
>Metal Mario
>Funky Kong
>Miis made to look like Master Chief

Also in Double Dash I use Wario/Birdo

>Le cool guy Wario meme
People who pick Wario are actually the obnoxious fat kid who thinks he's way funnier then he really is and is always loudly telling jokes and acting up. Most likely to grow into a meme spouter.

I picked Luigi and still do pick Luigi because green is a cool color and he has more personality than Mario.

>>378661368
I picked Toad, winning races with that smug piece of shit is the greatest experience on multiplayer vidya.

>>378673601
Now do it with Peach and you'll piss them off even more

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>>378661368
>main Toad
>description's accurate as fuck

Victory at all costs—Victory in spite of all terror—Victory, however long and hard the road may be, for without victory there is no survival.

>>378665160
this one is shit compared to the MK64 list

I play as DK and the DK description describes me. I still play this game often.

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Fixed.

I used Toad, but I don't really care that much for winning, I just think he's cute. Of course in newer games I use Toadette.

>>378665160
Same Bowser guy as before, 4/5 skill but no bara shit.

I don't know, I hate everything and like to wreck shit. Also main Potemkin on Guilty Gear and Zangief on SF. Slow and heavy is the way to go.

>>378674441
L O N D O N

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>>378674207
Yeah it's pretty underwhelming. Glad someone made one for the MK Wii.

>>378661368
I pick Bowser cuz I'm an edgy faget.

that dk is my friend, are drugs and dk popular combo?

>>378674347
I always throw red shells at toad players on lap 3 right before they win forcing them to 2nd
Never do it to non toads
How does that make you feel?

>>378674660
>half your friends, except you.
yeah and I bet she did it to you because you're so shit at grammar.

>>378671181
I'm dead serious, and my friends hate it too lol

good bread

>>378661368
I always pick Luigi.

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>>378661368
Donkey Kong but with weed replaced with a strong desire to sleep or masturbate.

>>378677186
I mained pichu and mewtwo as a kid. Just call me the low tier king.

Ganondork or Falcon fit me most, though. Kirby when I'm fucking around with my friends.

>>378674660
>Friend plays Waluigi
>Is guaranteed to win every race

Fuck this is too real, the fucker wins every race with that shit eating grin on his face

>>378677186
Ganon, almost on point. Don't really use the c stick, tho.

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I never really liked the characters in the mario games, with the exception of this guy, but he doesn't appear too much

>>378661831
I would always pick yoshi, mostly accurate but I'm not gay.

>>378674660
I play as Dry Bones and I am shit. Use the Bullet Bill car, too.

>>378678039
He was my main as soon as he appeared in Mario Party, it's a shame he appeared post golden era mario party.

One of my most trusted bats in Mario Baseball.

DK with Wario's personality

>>378661368
Yoshi
>And, without fail, he's going to grow up to be gay
o-oh...

>>378674660
I played as peach with her motorcycle only because it felt like the best. Good speed, excellent handling especially with the corner cutting drifting. Was there a better character/car? It just felt so tight driving with her and her motorcycle.