Daily reminder (You) are NOT Anthony Burch

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My day was already going pretty well but this made it better.
Thanks, anon.

>>378636582
how much better can you make covfefe day better

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Post yfw you are not Anthony Burch

>>378634794
All e-celebs are cancer. Quarantine board when?

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>>378634794

>>378636659

Time is a bitch

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>>378634794
I needed those ups today, thanks senpai.

>>378636785
/trash/ already exists. Sadly, it's not enforced

Thanks OP, I needed that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eB6tqxqwSfU
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DTZ-q6S5hpU

not video games you homo enabler

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>gf accidentally posted on instagram her bragging about sucking a classmates' dick
>get pissed and break up
>she convinced me it was no big deal because we never explicitly said we were exclusive so she did nothing wrong
>plus a blowjob is no big deal since they used a condom so it's just like sucking on your finger for a minute or two
>take her back

I..I'm not Anthony Burch, right?

>>378634794
>Fairly attractive
>Works at the biggest gaming company in the world
>Has a hot sister

Sure he has some retarded opinions, but who doesn't?

>>378634794
the pain has numbed, even just a little bit. thanks anon

>>378637350

Me and my girlfriend go by the radius rule. If we're 30 miles or more away from our place, anything is fair game. And a bj with a condom on is literally nothing

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>>378637350
You're even worse
>>plus a blowjob is no big deal since they used a condom so it's just like sucking on your finger for a minute or two

What kind of fucking logic is that?

>>378637350
You might be Anthony Burch.

Redpill me on Anthony Burch /v/; what's wrong with him ?

>>378637129
things only ever go into >>>/trash/ when the discussion is good and long but off board topic.
Seems like mods on /v/ just insta delete off topic threads

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>>378634794
>>378636659

>>378637493

Trans here, suck on the flesh on your forearm. Sucking a dick is literally the same thing. It's no big deal especially with a condom on.

>>378637492
>>378637350
Cuck

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>>378634794

>>378637629

Why would you wear a condom when you're giving a blowjob?

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>>378634794
thanks for that anon, today is going to be a great day!

There's a girl I wanted to ask out -- she likes games, and I think she likes me, she asked for my number.

Well, I figured rejection was the worst thing, which is why I've been afraid to call her. But you've reminded me there are worse fates when dealing with a woman. Thanks OP, gave me the courage to press on.

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>>378637629
It's still a fucking explicit sexual act. It doesn't matter if they wore """""protection""""" for a blowjob. Kissing is less sexual, but you'd still break up with your girlfriend if she kissed another dude, so why does this get a pass to you?

>>378637668

>he's never been on a road trip with buddies and shagged a slag you met at the bar

It's only fair that my partner can do the same when she's out with the girls.

>>378637512
He put a couple memes in a video game.

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>>378634794
Found out I didn't have scrot rot today, but this is even better news.

>>378637783
dude she gave you her number. she digs you. just call her ffs

>>378637786

As long as she comes back home, I don't really care what she does. Let's face it, humans aren't meant to be monogamous.

>>378637796
Whatever you say cuck.

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>>378637842
>scrot rot
I have scrot rot and cant get rid.
it stinky and is slimy even straight after a shower

>>378637350
t. Anthony Burch

I think Mr.Burch might be in here.

>>378637783
>she asked for my number.

She wants your dick.

>>378637929
Humans aren't meant to communicate with eachother from long distances, yet here we are. So go fuck yourself.

>>378637796
>>378637929
You guys are literally cucks.

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>>378637350

>Get treated like shit constantly both in real life and online.
>See this and reminded I'm at least not Anthony Burch.

Thanks OP.

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>>378637350
nigga come the fuck on.

i broke up with my girlfriend today and feel like shit. this actually helps very much. thank you kindly OP. :)

>>378637512
>being this new
Lurk for 2 years, newfriend.

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>>378637350

>>378637350
>>378637629
>>378637796
>>378637929
imagine being this pathetic

>>378637796
This is the cancer that's killing women. Treats women like sluts and encourages their slutty behavior and then wonders where all the good women went when he's ready to settle down.

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>>378636659

>>378637958
>>378637991
>>378638108
>>378638130
>>378638267

Oh boo woo, I'm literally crying because a bunch of virgin NEETs can't handle grown adults being in an open relationship.

That was sarcasm if you couldn't tell. At least I have a gf unlike you muppets.

I had been jobless for 11 months.
at least Anthony Burch have a job even though his writing is shit as fuck.

I'M WORSE THAN ANTTHONY BURCH!!
KILL ME NOW, GOD.
SHOW ME MERCY!!

>>378638415
>virgin neets

Mate, you can't control your woman, it's that simple.

This was always one of our cringiest memes, even if Burch is a dick swallower supreme. Don't think I've ever laughed at one of these threads even once, and it's certainly not for lack of seeing them. Literally /b/-tier.

>all this cuck posting over the last 2 years really made me want to see my girlfriend get fucked by BBC

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ME?

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>>378638415
Whatever helps you sleep at night when you're locked in the cuckshed.

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>>378638415
Post yfw you're not a beta faggot that can't control his woman

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>>378638415
>>378637796
>>378637492
>>378637350
>mfw when I'm none of these guys

>>378638415
>gf cheats on you
>try to justify it with "open relationship" AFTERWARDS

You have no fucking clue what an open relationship means.
Feels good not to be you.

>>378637698
Not the same guy, but you can still contract STDs (for example herpes) from oral sex

>>378638415

I really don't get the appeal.
Been in a relationship for a decade and would not even want to fuck someone else, much less have my husband fuck someone else.

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>>378638415

t.literally shaking buttblasted cuck currently having a pair of dindu balls on his nose

>>378638415

Let me guess: You voted for Hillary or Bernout

>>378638415
Thank god i'm not you or Anthony Burch

>>378639565
LONDON or gay?

>>378637350
Thank goodness. One less person to have to compete with.

>>378638415
I'm married.

And I keep my woman in line, unlike you. If you can't control the pussy, the pussy controls you. This is textbook, 101 shit, kid

>>378639817
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>>378638415
haha

>at least I have a gf

me too

>>378639669
Most guys that pay me to fuck their wife in front of them are rich white guys that say they "don't like blacks, but you're alright". I just keep fucking their wives/girlfriends and then they clean it up after. God Bless America.

>>378639930
Everyone has his girlfriend.

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>>378634794

>>378634794
Thanks Doc

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>>378639998

>>378637512
ruined the writing of borderlands 2 and 3, and all around is a despicable and pathetic human bean

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>>378639957

Yeah and this is your picture, you trans - black stud. :^)

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>>378639930

>>378639565
Different people have different tastes, who would have thought?

I personally would be open to the idea of an open relationship, but I'd have to be comfortable as fuck with the partner and there would be clear rules and boundaries.
Cheating is utterly unacceptable though. And while I love humiliation as the giver and the receiver, a legit cuck relationship is completely unsustainable. I've done my research. Fuck that shit.

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>there are anons ITT that Anthony Burch can feel proud about the fact he isn't them

>>378640150
nah, our cuckanon at least hasn't had his Wii stolen.
Anthony Burch still holds the crown.

Reminder that Burch also turned into a bisexual after his bull snatched his wife away.

>>378637350
kys

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My name is literally Anthony Burch.

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>>378638415
>mfw I am not this poster

>>378638415
>open relationship.
Ahahaha, kill yourself.
No man with a shred of pride left i himself would agree to that, it's only the bottom feeders, and chads, because they can actually fuck around as easy as any woman.

>>378640404

I am proud of you, anon.

But I am

And yet he's probably got a better life than I do.

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I'm also not Randy Pitchford, pathological liar and consistent failure

>>378637929
they literally are. Why do you think every 'open relationship' (see:Anthony burch) ends in disaster?

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Thanks man.
I lost my dream job 2 weeks ago and have been suicidally depressed since.
Sure, I may be slowly starving/drinking myself to death but I'm sure as fuck not Anthony fucking Burch.

>>378640697

What was your dream job?

>>378637929
>he doesn't realize that society exists in spite of human animal instinct, not because of it.

>>378640697
She's so God damn cute. It's too bad she's probably a train wreck underneath all that makeup.

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Post yfw Anthony Burch is a pretty cool guy haha

>>378640756

Polygamous and societies without a fixed mate exist, they are just not as potent. Look at the middle East or some spear chcukers fore reference.

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>>378640750
I was an ICU nurse. My back is ruined now and it doesn't look like it can be fixed.

>>378637350
>>378637492
holy fuck these guys are autistic

>>378640996
should have kept your back straight while lifting heavy LOADS now you're FUCKED

>>378640996

You can still earn money in that uniform if your knees are fine. ;)

Call me

>>378634794
Finally got a job, going to start this monday. This just made a bit better.

>>378640958
>look at the middle east for reference
you mean where a woman gets stoned to death for any extra-marital relations?

>>378640996

My condolences.

>>378638146
i'll be adding this wendy to my collection

>>378640958
>Middle East

Only for the men.

It seems to be a general tendency that only guys get to fuck around.

>>378634794
thank god.

>>378641109
>>378641235

What's your point?

The point was that societies don't exist in spite of human nature but reflect different aspects of it and put different priorities on them depending on the type of society. A man owning a harem and keeping his women in check is definetely not a society existing in spite of human urges.

>>378638415
this is some prime, triple a trolling right here, i love it maggle

>>378640697
>>378640930
>she will never deepthroat you and you hear a honk as her nose presses your groin

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>>378638415

>>378641235
>one man can impregnate more women
>women can only get impregnated by one man

Its not a general tendency,its natural.

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>>378638415

>>378641617

Well the natural way is for most men not to reproduce and for the men that do to get replaced quickly while the women get impregnated by a series of men who are all able to prove their worth at the time before getting replaced by younger more fit ones.

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>>378634794
I'm worse.

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>>378634794
t-thanks

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>>378634794
>>378637350
>>378638415
>mfw I'm neither Anthony Burch or this Anon

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>>378634794
Thanks senpai, I needed that.

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>>378634794
>mfw the day I agree to end it all comes
>Come on here one last time
>See this thread every time without fail
>Not depressed enough to go through with it anymore

Godamnit

>>378637350
Jesus Christ anon....

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>>378636659

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>>378636659

>>378637929
>tfw my big-assed asian gf is obsessed with me and daydreams about being referred to as my wife
>tfw she gets upset that I have ex gf's
>reading this post
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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>>378634794
Everything has been falling a part, job, education, , and relationships. But, as soon as I see this I feel much better. Thank you op.

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>>378636659

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rMJ1NKtBis

>>378634794
who is anthony burch?

>>378638415
How pathetic are you, sperging out in an Anthony Burch thread

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>>378640139
You are literally exactly how cuck shit happens. "Open relationships" never work out on paper and will eventually turn into either a break up, or cuck shit if only your girl is getting laid
Source: seen it happen twice, don't be a "open relationship" cuck

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>>378638415
>YFW you are Anthony Burch.

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>>378643535

>>378643373
This guy right here >>378638415

>>378637350
>>378638415
I remember I was dating a girl online and I ended up cheating on her with another girl online. Never told her but we broke up, then got back together and then she disappeared and then months later turned out she started dating a guy irl without breaking up. Even when I told her what I had done, she still gets pissy at me even though she did the same thing.

>>378637350
>it was no big deal because we never explicitly said we were exclusive so she did nothing wrong
This is how you know the west is dead

>>378637350
Yeah she's totally a keeper bro. Definitely worthy of being the future mother of your kids.

Keep it up, senpai.

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>>378638415
hehe, a-at least I have a gf you stupid virgins

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>>378637350
>>378637492
>>378638415
/v/ hosts some of the most pathetic specimens to ever walk this earth

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>like someone
>they like someone else
What do I do

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>>378634794
I needed this today

thanks anon

>>378644408
Fuck the person they like.

>>378644073
She is going to have Tyrone's kids so its fine.

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>>378644408
You settle down with the homely girl who adores you but you have no interest in because she's really simplistic and completely blue pilled, but also realize if you and her were in the 1950s, you'd be married to her and on your second kid by now.

>>378637350
how come you don't love yourself anon

>>378634794
quick rundown on this meme? isn't that dude pretty succesful compared to average /v/irgin?

>>378644728
If you're a literal cuck it doesn't matter how successful you are.

>>378644728
Is being the most famous cuck on the planet considered "successful" to you?

>>378644728
He ruined borderlands, got fired and now has a bullshit nonjob at Riot so not really.

At least I'm not Manveer Heir.

t. Anthony Burch

>>378644728
no
how hard was that?

>>378644782
>>378644846
it's irrelevant how you guys feel about cuckolding. the man is probably enjoying his life and there's nothing you can do about it.

>>378644913
>>378644872
lmfao

>>378644728
Do you really think he's successful?

>>378644913
Hi Anthony.

>>378644969
>>378644913
He was also divorced by his wife so you cant even say cucking is fine as long as they enjoy it or some shit. Anthony Burch was fairly successful at one point but he ruined it.

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>Its another call people in relationships cucks so we dont feel bad about being lonely episode

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>english is not my native language
> i write better stories than Anthony Burch
>failed marriage
>"OPEN RELATIONSHIP"

Feels good.
This man should stop writing and start counseling for psychiatric help.

>>378644913
>enjoying his life
That's like saying there are some homeless people who are enjoying their lives, ergo they are better than you.

>>378644913
After seeing all the thing that have happened to him because of his shitty decisions, I wouldn't think he's enjoying his life.
Have you even seen his twitter?

>>378645120
>It's another call cucks cucks because their girflriends take big dick when they aren't at home.

>>378645120
Anthony you arent in a relationship anymore, you got dumped, stop shitposting on /v/.

>>378644913
Getting into money is easy.
Failing at relationship and losing your dignity though is pretty hard, unless you are Anthony Burch.

I wonder if he has lewd pics of his sister on his laptop

Haven't seen her for a while since "Hey ash" on GT, is she "well equipped" yet ?

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>>378636659

>>378638219
the fuck, is that Jerma?

>>378638356
>getting married
>ever
Cuck.

Even 1/10th of what Anthony Burch allowed to happen to himself, or allowed himself to spout on the Internet, would see an average Eastern Asian pulling an honor suicide to regain the dignity and honor of their family.
Let alone the 100%.

>>378644073
>wanting kids
>ever
Cuck.

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>>378634794
I may be suffering from gastroentiritis but my day doesn't feel so bad anymore.

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>>378636659

>>378645120
letting the entire neighbourhood fuck your girl isn't a relationship

>>378637350
>>she convinced me it was no big deal because we never explicitly said we were exclusive so she did nothing wrong
Go lick the nipples of a hotter woman and tell her the exact same thing and let's see how she reacts. But hey, it's ok since it's just like sucking a pimple :^)

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>>378636659

Is there somewhere I can read the cliffnotes on why Anthony Burch is a loser? Ive never heard of him

>>378637350
He wasn't wearing a condom, bro. Nobody wears a condom while getting sucked. She probably sucked down a load too.

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Justifying open relationships is like justifying how it's a good deed that your home doors are unlocked for anyone to crash in and take whatever they want.

Even fucking animals have more intelligence and forethought to understand why they should keep their territories and mates secure,
yet what is supposed to be an allegedly intelligent ape doesn't.

It's hilarious seeing how deep a person can bury their sense of dignity, pride, and honor, and call it "virtue".
He probably wholeheartedly agrees with the statement "If you kill your enemies, they win."

>>378634794
Holy shit thanks for reminding me and healing my depression

>>378644913
I agree with you anon.
I enjoy his woman and he enjoys his woman being enjoyed by me. Everyone wins.

>>378637350

This is bait, but people like this really exist.

>>378646008
You should lurk for at least 2 years before posting.

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>>378634794
Thanks OP, I may be a balding weirdo that has to work in a couple of hours but at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

>>378646523
Pretend to be gay because people are fucking my wife

>>378646512
this isn't my main board but I read his twitter feed and if anyone else was wondering who this guy is that seems to be a good place to start
What a cuck

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>>378646523
Jesus Christ what a sad sack of shit. Who puts sorry after their name?

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>ywn be Anthony Burch

>>378637350
No. You're Anonthony Burch, he's more pathetic twin.

>>378637967
Cheer up, anon.
At least you're not Anthony Burch

>>378636659
>smilingbogdanoffsister.jpeg

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>>378634794
I was feeling down, with my crippling illness but you fixed that right away.

Thanks anon.

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>>378634794
Thanks anon I was just worrying about how lazy I am but at least I'm not Anthony Burch.

>>378645807
hahhahahahahhhaha
i'm not anthony burch but this post is just comedy gold

>>378636631

Fuck off, holy shit you faggots will latch into anything.

>>378644913
You're kidding, right?

His sister hates him
His ex-wife hates him
The only attention he gets is by virtue signalling to the point he framed someone responding to his fucking tweet
Everyone views him as scum
He thinks his sister "betrayed" him because she was actually developing a career in voice acting
He was so desperate to get any sort of action that he pretended to be bisexuals but not even any men wanted him

He probably hates himself more than the average /v/irgin. I think the only person who hates themselves more is Randy Pitchford.

>>378634794
:^3

>>378649463
Don't forget that even the furries told him to fuck off.

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Ok /v/ what would you be

>Burch for a week, you have a WiiU but you have to watch a nigger fuck his ex-wife every day.

>Pitchford for a month, you have to play Blunderborne and respond to tweets for at least 8 hours every day.

>>378648406
>ay stop making fun of my daddy
lmao

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>>378636659

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>>378638415

Thank God

>>378639527
I think you missed the joke.
>Condom on
>While giving

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>>378634794
>>378636659
Feels good man.

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1-3: Drug overdose
4-6: Shotgun to the face
7-9: Rope and a chair
0: Continue living

>>378634794
goddamnit, stop delaying my suicide

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>>378636659

>>378637350
Do you still have your Wii U? This is extremely important.

>>378636631
Jesus christ, I hate Trump just as much as the rest of the world, but this meme isn't even fucking funny. Go the fuck back to /b/ with your retard normie shit. We're talking about another shitty person in this thread.

>>378637350
>thread derailled with a shitty bait

I don't mind it was bad to begin with.

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>>378636659

>>378650098
Burch for a week.
I get more time to myself, It's not my wife after all, and afterward I can get new appreciation of just how good not being him feels.

>>378637350
Sup Anthony

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>>378634794
>see filename
>Omegacuck9000

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Why be you when you can be me.

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>>378648032
>>378644408
Satania is such a qt, Jesus Christ.

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>>378636659

>>378638415
>at least I have a gf
except you don't, she's off fucking Jamal while you cry on /v/. You're an ATM anon

>>378637350
you must man up, become successful and raise enough money to hire a few solid hitmen to exterminate her and all her kin from the face of the earth

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>>378638415
>tfw (You) are not this anon

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>>378636659

i am much worse