>american videogame >characters wear shoes indoor

I don't wear my shoes in doors

>american videogame
>character keeps his eggs in the fridge

>American videogame
>Toilet, sink and bath are in their own room

>>378623230
but that's proper

>american video game
>main character has to adhere to penis inspection day

>american videogame

>videogame

>>378623230
Where else to put it? Got no space in my kitchen for some fragile shit.

>>378623352
Countries that don't wash (before they're sold) or refrigerate eggs have fewer cases of salmonella every year.

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>Video game
>Doesn't use DigiByte

>indian game
>you can't fight the toilet witches

>>378623301
Name one fucking game.

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>American videogame
>Irish character speaks with the awful Lucky Charms stereotype accent instead of a real Irish accent

>canadian game
>letting your enemies kill you doesn't result in an automatic win

>>378622895
>American character
>Shoots everyone
Every time.

>>378622895
>american videogame
>hangs up the phone without saying goodbye

Do burgers really do this?

>american video game
>everyone has huge glass of ice tea during dinner

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>american videogamer
>tossed salad
>dodges it

>>378624027
fuck you, unsweetened ice tea is the best drink on earth

>israeli videogame
>no speech craft

>>378624041
>tossed salad
>dodges it
I'm American and I've never turned down a rimjob.

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>american videogame
>reads something on laptop
>SHUT IT CLOSE

wtf?!

>>378622895
I fucking hate it when people ask me to take off my shoes indoors. It makes me feel vulnerable. I want to feel "all in one piece," if that makes sense.

>>378624742
>feeling vulnerable when not wearing your shoes

Do Americans really do this? Do Americans not wear slippers?

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>>378624806
not only the wear shoes indoors,

they also put them on their couch

>>378624806
Slippers make my feet sweat.

Shoes are way more comfortable anyway.

>>378622895
>Go indoors in a Jap game
>Fucker doesn't take off his fucking shoes

>>378624806
I grew up wearing nothing except when out and about. Bob Ross didn't wear shoes until he was 12.

>>378624974
In what world are shoes comfier than slippers? fuck outa here

>RPG
>Mandatory Fishing Minigames

>>378625137
There's something comfortable about the feeling of being "fully equipped." It's just very psychologically comfortable.
When I take off my shoes, I need to be at my own home to feel totally comfortable with it, because it's my house.

In fact, I'd ask anyone in my house who doesn't normally live there to please keep their shoes on, unless they were abnormally dirty.

>Be an american who always had an issue who people wearing shoes in doors
>Whenever I mention having an issue with it people go "Stop it anon, we're not Japanese"
>Explain to them it's not just the Japs that do it
>They never believe it

NEVER
BELIEVE ME
I AM SO SICK OF SHOES IN THE HOUSE REEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>378623763
is there a single game with any sort of real irish accent? as an irish person it feels bad to have people appropriate my culture :V

>>378624878
Degeneracy of the highest order

>>378625535
With all of the American entertainment out there not even the Irish speak with an Irish accent anymore.

>>378625310
Some people have actual jobs and have to wear dress shoes or work boots. Are you telling me you just keep those on until bed and wear them in around house, on the toilet and in the bedroom?

>>378625642
Are you telling me you take your shoes off to go to the public restroom?

>>378625642
What, no. I go around barefoot in my own house. It's other peoples' houses I want to keep them on in when I'm wearing relatively-clean tennis shoes.

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>>378625535
Atlas from Bioshock and Dagda in SMT IV:A are pretty accurate.

>>378625727
No one gives a shit about the floors of the public restroom. In house you take off your shoes, outdoors you keep them on.

>>378622895
This is a english image board. Go back to China.

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>>378625869
>not American = China

Dumb burger brain.

>>378625971
He never said American. He said English.

>>378626065
OP is talking specifically about Americans, not english speakers in general.

>>378624742
Imagine all the shit you step on outside. Why would you want to grind that stuff into the floor of your home. I'm not a germaphobe, but that sort of uncleanliness is what would really make me feel "vulnerable".

>>378623352
I bet you wash your chicken too before you cook it.

>>378626198
The friction on your shoes against the ground and the contact with hot pavement that they have keeps them cleaner than you'd think. The bottom of my shoes right now is literally spotless.

Your hands are far, far dirtier.

>>378622895
>>378623301
>Game from [insert country here]
>Doesn't pertain to behaviors specific to a single culture of a completely unrelated country
>Sheltered weebs believe this is abnormal

>>378626327
>The bottom of my shoes right now is literally spotless.

are you a microscope?

>>378626198
Do you get down on your hands and knees and lick the floor? I don't claim that you're not tracking germs, but it's not something I really worry about

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>American video game set in a school
>Don't Like Mondays starts playing

>>378626198
>he doesn't wash his shoes in an ethyl alcohol solution every day when he gets home

What the fuck. Do people like this exist?

>american game
>none of them use cents in currency

>>378626579
You kick up all that shit when you walk on it, especially on carpet.

>>378626327
What if it's raining? What if you want to cut across from the office and walk over some patches of dirt? What if you do any physical activities or sports? What if you work requires you to get your shoes a little dirty?

Obviously if you're staying in the house all day your shoes will be spotless but for everyone else it'd be common sense to just take them off at the door and slip on some comfy slippers.

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>>378622895
>japanese videogame
>characters wear shoes indoor

>>378623501
>don't wash or refrigerate
>less case of salmonella

???

>>378622895
I wear socks or slippers inside and I'm murican. It seems like a lot of people do here, unless it's like a party or something and you're expecting to shampoo the carpet and clean hard floors afterwards anyways.

>European video game
>Get my shoes blown up

>>378626327
>this is what americans believe
>tfw i'm american

>american videogame
>characters don't keep their ketchup in the fridge

>>378623501
You have the cause and effect reversed. Places with few enough chickens can manage the logics to vaccinate every single chicken. Without almost no salmonella there is no need for washing, and washing necessitates refrigeration.

>>378627070
Logistics* not logics.

>>378626198
Athletes foot and other transmissible human pathogens isn't really cool, either. Plus some people have gross or stinky feet.

That said, I wear slippers indoors.

>>378624161
Yes young one, believe it or not, that's what a laptop is often designed to do.
You may not believe it, but it's true. Try it.

>>378626880
american "education"

>>378626920
>European video game
>get raped by muslims while the media covers it up and talks about how progressive and wonderful your country is

>>378626920
>>378627381
>>>/pol/

>>378625404
Are there people that really think taking your shoes off indoors is a Jap thing?

>>378624878
>keep calm and meme in the backround
Who took this picture?Why?

>>378625632
this

>>378627538
>European game
>Germany takes over under a social justice platform

>>378626327
>hot pavement
>not wet pavement
>not grass
>no germs on the streets or malls of america

>>378626579
No, but I walk around barefoot after showering and sleeping. Or are you going as far as claiming that Americans wear their shoes to bed and shower? Are your shoes waiting bedside at night when you're asleep, then you jump right into them before getting some breakfast?

Do you take off your shoes before going to the bathroom, then? Or do you really have bathrooms without baths, only toilets, with separate shower rooms?

>>378627196
People have gross and stinky feet because they sweat in their dirty shoes all day. The solution is to take them off indoors.

Obsessed

>>378628864
Nah, some places I'd rather not. I mean do you guys take off shoes in the office? What if you work construction all day?

>>378629180
it's ok when americans do it in New York

>>378629247
I do wear shoes in office, school and other public places.

For construction you need separate safety shoes that don't even need to leave the construction site.

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>>378629295

>>378624041
DUDE SALAD LMAO

can we stop with the unfunny boogie memes

>>378628864
I want some input on the second question, when do you put the shoes on and when do you take them off if you're just spending the day indoors?

americans are fascinating creatures

>>378629520
You tossed a terrible salad Arthas!

>>378629684
I'm an American and this is how I feel about it. You can wear your shoes indoors if you have wood floors or if you're visiting another person's house for a celebration. If you're walking on carpet or sitting on your couch you obviously take your shoes off. I normally leave my shoes in the garage so that I don't mess up the floor when I'm about to leave or come back inside.

>american video game
>leave house
>get shot
>can't pay the hospital because I don't have health insurance
>die

>american video game
>kid doesn't come home
>there was a schoolshooting once again
such is life in the land of the free

>>378631247
No one would die in school shootings if every kid had a gun.

>Filipino video game
>character washes asshole with a bucket, and dipper

>>378631562
no one would die in school schootings if no kid had a gun.

>>378631649
But now that one kid may have a gun, the rest should too.

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>american videogame
>pay Tyrone to fuck my wife

>>378631667
or you could make sure that no one has a gun

>>378631649
>>378631667
>muh children

>>378631740
>muh shitposting

>>378623230
well so do I especially in the fucking summer,its hot as fuck

>american, canadian, european, australian game
>get replaced by non-europeans but it's not genocide

>European level
>Shoe falls off while running from assault trucks

>>378631771
>he thinks his posts had any substance
Have fun learning arabic

>american video game
>covfefe

>>378631918
>memespouting

>>378630934
>don't have health insurance
But when I character create, I always make a white guy so that's not a problem.

>>378627538
>this ass-hammered over funposting
how this place has fallen

>>378625404
Is there actually any country beside USA where people don't take their shoes off while entering somebody house?

>>378630934
>>can't pay the hospital because I don't have health insurance
>>378632083
>canadian video game
>dialogue wheel is very limited

>>378624878
>not ok with shoes
>no mention of the dirty dog

>>378625137
Youd understand if you bought shoes worth more than $10

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>when you want to make fun of europe but all you have left are overused /pol/ memes

>>378622895
>American RPG
>Burger is a healing item

>>378626198
You really shouldnt be rolling round on your floor anyway. Besides. You know if you have stepped in somthing bad. Not to mention you normally wipe your shoes on a doormat

>>378631918
I can speak arabic.

>>378632317
I wear good dress shoes to work every day and they are NOT comfier than slippers.

>>378626702
Why does it have to be black or white with 4chan autists? Obviously if you have done somthing for them to be obviously dirty, you take the fuckers off.

>>378627538
Its an offtopic thread you unforgiving wounder

>>378625535
Frank Bilders from Far Cry is an actual Irishman
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HJQ_OT_h4HA

And Callum is an actual Scotsman, Far Cry is really good for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EaSHB9qdGVk

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>american videogame
>"average dicks are superior"

>>378631649
You can easily bring something else idiot

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>>378624742
>>378625310
>mfw Burgers keep their shoes on to compensate for the missing foreskin

>>378632485
Dreas shoes are never comfy no matter how expensive. They are high heels for men

>>378625404
You better not be a beta bitch about it in your own house. They can keep their shoes on as much as they want at their own house, but in yours if you tell them to take off their shoes, they must (or fuck off).

>>378632086
Reddit's been here since 2012. This is nothing new.

>>378632738
Which is why I take off my shoes off. Why the fuck would I take my shoes off, only to put on my casual shoes just to walk around the house? I'm just going to put on some slippers.

>>378625642
>>378626198
>>378626702
autism

>>378632983
>American triggered by common sense

>>378627281
Okay, then enlighten me and explain how that isn't the case.
And how refrigeration and washing eggs is worse.

>>378633030
absolutely moronic post

>>378623352
Aren't americans legit terrified of eating the leftover batter when baking cakes?

What do you expect of the people who'd chop off a piece of their dick just to avoid washing themselves more than once a week.

>>378623925
This.
Do they really do this? I can't understand

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>>378622895
>japanese video game
>characters wear slippers indoor

>>378632896
What if you had comfy shoes on? Would you take them off?

>>378633208
>chop off dick because it's hard to wash down there
>keep shoes indoor because feet smell because it's hard to wash them

Everything starts making more sense about America if you assume everyone is a 250kg landwhale.

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>burger game
>month/day/year
>kevin
>ibs
>inches

>>378633030
Common sense would be to do whatever the fuck you want. I only take shoes off if im tired or theyre really fucking dirty and i know theyll make a mess

>>378633540
what the fuck is an ib

>Japanese video game
>character takes off outdoor shoes to put on indoor shoes
>the apartment he's visiting doesn't actually have enough pairs of indoor shoes for him to enter
>he just stands in the doorway, shocked and confused, as a reverse "heat death of the universe" occurs in his very own body
>his little sister is stricken with fear and awe as she watches each cell in his body cease to function one by one, only to realize that she's next in line when they get to the hospital that just recently ran out of indoor shoes

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>Japanese video game
>character wears shoes indoors

>>378633582
i don't know im not a burger

>>378626880
In relation to the bacteria in water and sanitation standards of the average mass commercial storage fridge.

Are you really that dense?

>>378622895
>characters don't wear shoes at all

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>american video game
>character gets shot at school

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>be American
>wear autismshoes past the age of 10

Indoors you say? Crocs motherfucker

>walk to my bedroom
>kick shoes off
>walk around house barefoot until i need to leave the house again

>>378633771
What's wrong with Nike air those look fresh senpai

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>be american

>>378633839
canada pls

>>378629520
boogie get ye gone

>>378631721
>Can just print your own gun

>>378632589
4 inches and 7 inches is a pretty fucking big difference, guy. And you're forgetting girth in that meme picture there.

>>378623230
unless you have a proper larder, that's the only place to put them

>>378633540
Kevin?

>>378633379
>Japanese girl
>Fucks oniichan instead of Jamal
Based Nippon.

>>378633586
This would be funny if people didn't just walk around in their socks.

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>>378624041
pay for my healthcare REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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>>378634003
>>Be American
>>Die for Israel
Will clapburgers ever be able to get rid of their jewish overlords?

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>go to bed
>character doesn't unequip clothes

>>378634205
>two intelgent to spell correctly

>>378633839
>not staying barefeet indoors
Do you not clean your floors or what?

>>378634741
>leaving your feet vulnerable to tickles and perverts who fap to feet

>>378633305
>>378623925
my friends does this and it annoys the fuck out of me

>hey have a great night ma-
>*call cuts off*

>>378633540
>kevin
>not kelvin
>ibs
>not lbs
Holy shit I'm not even american but in some cases you've to know at least one imperial unit.
You've to be a dumb, borderline retarded, Latin American. there's not other way.

>>378635520
No he's iatin american

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>>378623714
Hidden Bossfight

>>378622895
yeah they actually wear shoes in their houses most of the time (at least in the states Ive been - NM and TX)
they barely walk outside, always using cars and its clean and dry most of the time year round so their shoes dont get dirty, I guess

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I always walk without shoes at home. My feets are always dirty and they are becoming hard as a diamond. I can even step on small glass shards and dont bleed.

I do this for evolution. It´s a shame that I´m a fucking loser and will never get a girlfriend or have sons...

>>378635854
>not having soft hand and feet
Spotted the proletarian.

>>378624161
>slams screen
>no keyboard cover

This is no coasters at friends place tier of villainy.

Do murcans really do that ?

>>378624878
Those filthy americans! I heard they're 20 feet tall, breathe fire and eat babies too!

>>378634703
But Kelvin isn't even the American temperature measurement, Fahrenheit is.

>>378636189
Uh, my hands are soft and my fingers are long. Mom says that I´ve got "Artistic Hands"

But I think that this is a soft way for calling me gay.

>>378636430
Oi ye, 'un of those filfy yanks 'ooked mi mum right in 'er gabba', toofy' bint just larffed an star'ed clapping. Fooking merycans'

What do you expect? Americans are so unhygienic they cut off their dicks instead of washing them

>>378636687
anon i...