Did... did you really just call me "mommy"?

Get the fuck out of my house lady.

>>378595067
real talk i started calling my gf "mommie" during sex like 2 months ago

it turned her on so much, that and "pretend" we were having unprotected impregnate sex

I did

>>378595343
I am incredibly jealous right now.

>>378595067
No Jonathan.

>>378595343
>"pretend"
So are you pretending or are you "pretending"?

>>378595343
eyyy man
calling the gf mommy was the best thing to come out of my relationship

>>378595343
Why are you here if you're so normal and well adjusted you can get a gf?

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>>378595187
What you gonna do about it faggot?

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>mfw it's normal to call your gf "mommy" in my country

Get recked americans.

>>378595472
I'm not dumb enough to have children at my age

but sometime i just want to tear a hole in my condom and "pretend" to play pretend with her

>>378595540
introvert, i prefer to stay indoor and play games

>>378595472

>He's never pretended ironically before

Just take your normalfag ass back to rebbit

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fucking plebs

>>378595343
>it's a "harder papi" episode
Lost boner right there

>>378595343
Had a gf who got off on the thought of me impregnating her. Before I'd cum she'd always moan for me to give her a baby.

Ended up breaking things off when she kept insisting on throwing away my used condoms after we finished. I didn't trust her to not shove that cum inside her. Screw that.

>>378595602
Where's that?

>>378595602
Being Latino/Hispanic has its perks

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>>378595862

>>378596097
what in the fuck am i reading

>>378595948
Holy shit are you me?
Caved once; wouldn't recommend.

No, I said 'Mount Me'

>>378595862
>>378596097
Even as far as roleplaying goes this seems weird.

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>>378596097

>>378596043
interesting

in asian countries, calling a girl by their marital role is the equivalent. Marriage and sex outside marriage is taboo serious shit over here so young girls get off on pretending it

>>378596097
>>378596424
this is fucking gross stop posting it

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>>378596424
i am disgusted, yet aroused
continue

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>>378596424

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>>378596424
>And the puppy licked your precum

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>>378595914
>Watch latin american porn
>It's an "Aye! Aye! Aye! Aye!" episode

>>378596424
This is like the end scene from Happiness when the dog eats cum from a kid who just ejaculated for the first time

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>>378596424

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>>378596424

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>>378596424
wait a sec this doesn't seem like what i thought it was at first

>>378596714
Kill yourself

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>>378596714

>>378596043
Latina chicks I've heard are really into aggressive sex so it must be wild.

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>>378596834

>>378596939
stop

>>378596834
>ykubjust
>tist pussy ass belly ... Neck
>that avant garde order

is this kino

>>378596229
>caving in ever

I assume you had a pregnancy scare?

I've heard too many horror stories about women stealing cum from their man in order to trap them. I'm way too paranoid to let anyone else clean up my mess.

>>378596971
no

>>378596834
Please keep your sexual interactions private.

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>>378596424

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>>378596939
i mean were talking at this moment so its not like im going to run out of screen shots

>>378596097
>skype
beta spotted
>>378595540
>he fell for the "4chan is for neckbeards only" rerun
loool

>>378596871
You should watch some amateur stuff to get an idea. But yes, some Latinas get crazy in bed

>>378596834
Cmon dude at least write two styles like it's two different people.

dont worry i dont let her piss on me in real life
but she loves my boy peepee

I'm in this thread and not sure why

>>378597117
You don't know what a bj is yet you know what tits are?

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What video games have the hottest moms?

>>378597296
Pokemon series

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>>378597209
>>378597117
whoops forgot pic. silly me
>>378597242
its for the roleplay. im a boyscout :^)
>>>/b/734261801

>>378597126
What else would they use tho? Surely not Facebook. And I doubt she has Discord.

>>378597370
So is this roleplay, or your actual mother? One will get me even more erect than I am.

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>>378597370
started here
>>378597503
roleplay with kind lady i know. we meet irl

>>378596834
>ykubjust
Today's reason I laughed uncontrollably on public transport

>>378597370
I decided to take my questions over to the /b/ thread, just letting you know.

>>378597458
Whatsapp? imessage? snap?

>>378597503
It's clearly roleplay. No one actually talks like that, or so I would hope.

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>>378595067
Bitch get lost, I'll have my own neko meido on the 6th.

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>>378597551
you didnt.... actually have your puppy lick your precum did you?

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>>378597584
they like kik, they are a bit behind

>>378597584
Do adult normies have those tho? And I use the term normie here very loosely.

>>378597000
Is that true?

What? Why the fuck would a woman shove your condom up her pussy to impregnate her?

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>this thread

>>378597808
>normie
Selfdestruct

>>378597856
Women are crazy and they will actually go to those lengths to trap a man if they feel the need to. It really does sound like a "why the hell would anyone do that kind of thing" moment but yes, women will do that.

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in case you guys are wondering im a cam whore who aims for an older woman audience and thats how i meet these people.

>>378597856
Perhaps she wants to have a kid with him regardless of how he feels about it.

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>>378596834
>ykubjust

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>>378598076
Cam this, fire duck

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>>378598076
im actually starting my show if you want a link ;)
just a warning, a lot of gays watch me, god i have so many messages of guys begging for my cock

>>378597745
how old is she thoo

>gf has iud
>no condoms ever

It's a good life fellas

>>378598174
He's 19 and she's 42.

>>378598209
iud?

>>378598174
>>>/b/734261801
pay attentions mane

what are some good motherxson /ss/ doujins?

Why do mommyfags exist

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>>378595435
Was I not the only one that thought Jonathon was a female mc, at first glance?

>>378598173
Do it faggot

>>378598209
My ex had one of those and I still refused to cum inside her. Knowing my luck I'd be that 0.00001% that could still get a girl pregnant with an iud. Even if it's 100% garunteed, I ain't tryna have a kid.

>>378598236
Goddamn that age gap is TOO WIDE

>>378598209
We're in the same boat, son

>when she calls you daddy as you cum into her fertile womb

>>378598263
intra-uteral device

a tiny metal T shaped object that goes inside the uterus to prevent the lining from building up.

preventing an egg from attaching to the walls and preventing pregnancy

>>378596441
>marriage outside of marriage is taboo

>>378598353
Shit that sounds like the future.

But is it painful or easy to take out?

>>378598353
careful, that shit gave my mum a stroke
if her chest hurts take her to the hospital, ok?

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>>378598305
okay just make sure to tip. btw this isn't too porn like right? its mommy

>>378598324
That small percentage of times it doesn't work is really just retards who didn't use it right or didn't notice when it somehow slid out of place.Seriously, it's a godsend

>>378598436
probably hurts like shit

imagine getting a metal rod inserte dinto your urethra that kills sperm

I find it all deeply disturbing.

>>378598173
link pls

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>>378595435

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what if you called futaba mommy

>>378598353
Apparently, it varies between 'hurts a whole fucking lot' and 'Christ just kill me already'.

>>378598535
>>378598436
My girlfriend said it didn't hurt putting it in, but her womb was really sore for like two weeks. Overall she says it was highly worth it

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>>378598610
i will, but you might need an account to watch

>>378598173
this is waht i was talking about

>>378598173
I just want some good screen caps, come one, there has to be some lunatics out there.

>>378598340
anon pls stop i'm trying to tone down the no-no stroking over here

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I JUST WANT A MOMMY GF

>the my highschool gym teacher called me daddy

I miss her, shit was great.

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>>378598076
is cam whoring a decent paying profession? do you literally make a living from home jacking off for strangers on the internet, or is it just a supplemental income?

are you a chad?

>>378598610
https://passion.com/messenger?broadcast=1#messenger?{}

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>>378598772
seems legit

>>378597856
Instant relationship/financial stability. If she knows you are decent human being (by comparison), she knows she has you forever.

>Oops, guess thats why they say these things are only 95% effective. By the way I converted to Catholicism last week, hope that's OK.

>>378599394
lol i don't do it for money i do it to hook up with milfs.
and idk i never tried it for money, i do it like idk 20 min a day as compared to pros who do the whole day. in 20 min i make like 1000 credits in tips = 10 bucks i think. idk man people like my peepee

its 7 inches long, not freakish or anything, the key is girth to stretch them out m8

>>378599394
You pretty much need to be an effective tease to make any money. You are competing with free internet porn after all

>>378598035
>>378599460
>>378598103
I had no idea this was a thing. Surely the courts would decide he doesn't have to stay in the relationship right?

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>>378599394
here. cam on for like 4 min. starting to fill up

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>>378599591
hooking up with dirty milfs does sound nice, but i kind of have a mommy gf already, despite her being younger (if that any makes sense)

are you from a big city? cant imagine tons of lonely milfs in the boonies

>>378600129
>carol
>mary
lol i really doubt they're actual women

>>378599993
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

mods please delete this thread

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>>378600129
>haha

>>378600271
What

>>378600129
>haha

Someone post the Yoshi gif

>>378599993
You don't have to stay together but you'd be required to pay child support. Even if not staying together was not your choice but hers.

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>>378600241
always mostly men

>>378600672
>Pay child support

But why? When she was the one who stuck a condom up her vagina?

>>378600683
>LoL
>Steam
this can't be right, /v/ hates video games

>>378600683
>That fat stomach

How the fuck do you get confidence to do that crap while looking like THAT?

I'm /fit/ and even I can't get a girlfriend to save my life

>>378600964
im /fit/ too in just bent over. not an aesthetic pose

>>378600964
You nitpick yourself too much anon, I'm sure you're handsome.

>>378600762
because feminism

>>378598353
>western degenerates praise and celebrate being unable to have kids

Im so glad i live in taiwan, america and europe are fucked.

>>378601798
doesn't Taiwan have mandatory deflowering ceremonies

>>378601953
>>>378601798
>doesn't Taiwan have mandatory deflowering ceremonies


Tell me more

>>378596708
Nigger what?

I would force her to call me daddy during sex stuff, that would be so hot

>>378601953
No...dont fall for the meme

Asia is the last bastion of humanity, as america and europe are culturally sick and have no heritage to be proud of.

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>>378596424
>And the puppy licked the precum

>>378596871
Like all chicks it depends, most of my fucks have been latinas and it varies

>>378595067
I said "Mount me"

>>378599591
I kinda wanna mess with dirty milfs, any way to do this without camming? I find milfs are easier to hit on

>>378602115
>Asia is the last bastion of humanity
Literally the most asinine thing I've heard all month and I work customer service

like are you mentally retarded or are you asian yourself

>CTRL+F milkies

Thank allah that strange meme is dead

>>378602347
>butthurt amerifat/eurostan that he celebrates his own race going extinct and welcomes it, claps at it

lol! Thats why white guys day dream of moving to asia? Because its so bad? Because girls are proper and feminine? Because we enjoy and remember our cultures?

>>378602342
top rate of chance
hotel bars
besides that
classy bars
still good
regular bars
im under 21 so cam for me