ITT: /v/ designs the worst possible game, one feature at a time.

>>378591236
Well, Fallout 4 exists

>>378591236
Press Ctrl to crouch

>>378591236
>Press Q to heal!

cover based 3rd person shooter

>>378591236
>dialogue wheels, TOR style

>>378591236

unskippable cutscenes

>>378591236
Random forced use item that kills the player

>NPCs walk faster than your walk speed but slower than your run speed
>frequent segments where you follow someone around and talk, like in asscreed

Autosave only with only one save slot

>>378591236
It's open world but you can fast travel anywhere from the start.

Written and directed by Uwe Boll.

>>378592236
>worst

>>378591236
Character designs and PR campaign by Gearbox/Bioware

>Featuring Dante From The Devil May Cry Series

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>leveling up raises stats at random

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>>378592430
I think you mean from the "Devil may Cry" series

>a game by hideo kojima

Everything that can possibly be level scales is level scaled, including: enemies, loot, weapons, quests, and XP.

>>378591236
Only 1 save slot

>>378591236
Published by EA

>>378591236
>It's multiplayer mode has native esports bullshit built in
>Peer to peer multiplayer
>Released season pass with no dlc
>Melee combat is a QTE

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>Scope of Dwarf Fortress
>Programmed by Bethesda

Uses Telltale's engine

There's a point of no return every three hours and 99% of everything is missable.

>>378591236
>filled with QTEs and cutscenes
>tutorial is at least 15 - 20 minutes long
>loading scenes when going anywhere, even to places you've already been too

Mandatory hunger, thirsty and sleep bar to give you an amazing survival experience, despite of whatever is the focus of the game.

>>378593394
i want it

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>>378594086
>tutorial is at least 15 - 20 minutes long
You are like a little baby. Watch this.

>>378594657
F U C C

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>>378594657

>the most rare weapons in the game all have increased critical chance as their main stat
>headshots with any weapon gets you criticals anyways

Mandatory online for singleplayer.
The multiplayer aspect is just a global leaderboard.

>characters written by nu-bioware in association with anthony "daily reminder you're not anthony" burch