Predict what happens at Nintendo's E3 2017.

Fans expecting Metroid. Fans not getting Metroid.

Microsoft will be irrelevant.
PC gaming...well, you already know.
Nintendo is gonna deliver children games for children and manchildren to make them happy.
Sony will destroy everyone else.

The usual.

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In no specific order:
Arms
Splatoon 2
Mario Odyssey
Other shovelware

>>378590815
God damn I remember bracing myself for last year's E3 thinking we'd finally see the "NX" get unveiled, then they announced that the NX wouldn't be shown and that Zelda was going to be their only game.

Holy fuck after two shit E3s in a row I honestly just want something that will at least be passable.

>>378591658
I thought most people agreed that Nintendo won E3 2016 with Zelda alone though. Breath of the Wild was hands-down the most talked-about game at the entire show.

>>378591835
>I thought most people agreed that Nintendo won E3 2016 with Zelda alone though
Then I'm happy for them but think they were being far too generous

-A new trailer, more details, and gameplay for Super Mario Odyssey. We'll get a much better impression of how the game plays now that people can play the demo. There will be a bunch of gameplay videos on youtube.
-Breath of the Wild DLC details
-Retro's new game
-ARMS tournament for sure, it's releasing during E3, and they're trying to push it as a competitive game.
-Splatoon 2 trailer and demo with new content
-New Xenoblade trailer
-New Fire Emblem Warriors trailer
-Weeb games that look somewhat interesting but look to obscure for me to try
-Low budget games and indie games that I don't care about
-A new game that is notable
-Ports
-Maybe a Smash 4 port

Basically more info on games we've seen/have been told about, plus 2 new significant games at most.
I'm still in denial about Super Mario Minions.

Hopefully the Animal Crossing that was promised for the Wii U and not a port of New Leaf. Porting a game like AC would be worthless.

immense disappointment

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no bayo 3

Aside from more xenoblade 2 info disappointment

>>378590815
nothing

they said they are focusing on games that will be released this year

>>378592663
Next time we hear of Animal Crossing it'll be whatever mobile shit they've been cooking up for it, not the next true installment

>>378592261
>-A new game that is notable

Can you possibly come up with something more vague than this?

Reggie makes a joke about Mother 3, says he reads the message boards, and then announces Mario+Rabbids.

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>>378592862
You know the mobile will just be all pay wall garbage, and that will ruin the game more than any amiiboverse crap

>>378593152
Well it's implied to be a new game that doesn't fit any of those other categories (ie, not Retro's game).

>>378592663
>Animal Crossing that was promised for the Wii U

When was Animal Crossing promised for Wii U?

>>378592663
>>378593669
It was never promised for the Wii U

>>378593669
>loosely speculated

>>378590815
Random dude rushes the stage shouting "FALCON PUNCH! before smashing Reggie's face inside-out.

>>378593778
My dad works for Nintendo, and he says we're getting both

>>378593778

I completely believe this post

>>378593778
So how will we be playing GCN games on the Switch without analogue triggers?

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>>378593778
Since another anon made mention of Metroid, I'll go with that. Especially since the last good F-Zero was a collaboration with SEGA.

So, with that outta the way: How fucked is the new Metroid title?

Fuck metroid, it's become a flaship for tumblrinas that didnt even play the games.

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>>378594206
>analogue

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a world event akin to the happenings at the Ariana Gramde show in Manchester

>Microsoft
>"PLEASE BUY OUR CONSOLE GUYS, WE GOT NETFLIX!!!"
>Sony
>"Look at these cool ((Gameplay trailers)), also we are not Microsoft"
>Nintendo
>"........Super Smash Br-*loud cheering*"
>PC Gaming
>complete and total disaster again

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>>378593778
D-did mods delete it for trolling or did he delete it because he got caught by his employer?

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>>378595923

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>>378595923
Damn meant to post this one

>>378592718
this

Super Smash Bros. for the Nintendo Switch - Every single piece of content from Wii U and 3DS including all DLC plus new some features like character-specific target tests and a revamped online mode, no new characters

Retro's new game is a new IP

New Platinum game is a new IP, maybe a spiritual successor to Okami. Alternatively, a Platinum spinoff of one of Nintendo's franchises a la Metal Gear Rising.

>>378596154
never seen more blatant lies

>>378596432
>Alternatively, a Platinum spinoff of one of Nintendo's franchises a la Metal Gear Rising.
Let Kamiya bring back Murasame so Takamaru can have a career again

>>378590897
Room goes dark.

Announcer: Now I know you have all been expecting Metroid.

Nintendo fans screaming hysterically.

Announcer: So... hehe.
So this fall. Becoming available in Zelda Breath of the Wild... you will be able to download Samus helmet for Link to wear for a reasonable fee.

Link is shown in Samus helmet on the big screen. Game sound is drowned out by the cheers of the nintendo fans.

>>378596432
Metroid gear rising

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>>378590815
>pls understand
>no games worthwhile til 2018
calling it now

>>378596154
It sounds underwhelming enough to be true.

Metroid teaser. It's happening.

Predictions:
Mario Odyssey Info similar to the BoTW E3
Heavy ARMS shilling since the release is so soon
New info on Splatoon
BoTW DLC stuff
Paid online details
Maybe Animal crossing

Hopes:
Metroid
F-Zero
New Smash Title
Gamecube virtual console
Zelda Maker - I don't know how good this would be, but I feel like niptendo could make it work

"Please buy Arms" for like 1 minute
Zelda BotW DLC 1 full reveal. DLC 2 is mentioned with a "please be excited", but no details given on it
Smash Switch, basically the handheld and console version combined with all DLC + Ice Climbers, nothing more
Retro Studios' game not revealed, Nintendo silent on them. Reggie will give a non answer in a post-direct interview (they're fucking dead)
Rabbids X Mario
Blowout on Mario Odyssey, looks fucking amazing
Xenoblade 2 trailer, still looks like awful nu-anime shit
"Please buy Splatoon 2". Maybe some big reveal for it. Playable octolings? Nah.


It's gonna be a disappointment.

>>378590815
no third party support

Smash 4 Deluxe announced.

All dlc. No Ice Climbers.

This will be the ONLY Smash on Switch.

Same shitty announcer.

Metroid Pinball 2

Wario: Cotton the Act

Kirby Scribble Squad

Hello Kitty Kruisers Part Deux

>>378597271
>Same shitty announcer.
Nothing wrong with Smash 4 announcer

>>378596876
Is that when Horizon 2 comes out? Why is Mr Mario crying?

What are the chances of Persona 5 or Dark Souls being a thing on the Switch?

>>378597536
slim to none

>>378590815
The same shit we saw at the Switch reveal conference

Nintendo will show
-mario x minions game
-phone games
-zelda dlc
-announce you can play as your amiibo in breath of the wild
-eshop but with only boring nes games
-shovelware

>>378597536
>>378597563
Dark Souls could easily happen.

Persona 5 no. There's really no reason not to port it to Switch, but I'm pretty sure Atlus has some contract with Sony.

>>378597536
Probably none dude, which is a point i'm about to say
If nintendo doesn't announce any 3rd party games, i'm calling it now, it won't be getting any ever. Which to me means it'll be dead sooner than later. (luckily I didn't buy the switch so no loss to me)

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I predict there'll be a bunch of faggy, limp-wristed "journalists" that clap, yell and cheer like 12 year olds to a day's worth of corporate advertising.

>>378597724
i want to believe dark souls could happen, but i don't know if the switch can handle it. i'd be pleasantly surprised though.
as for persona 5, i wouldn't be surprised to see a rerelease on switch, but like you said, they have some thing with sony. but then again, i doubt they'd release it on vita. maybe the rerelease won't be on a handheld like persona 4 golden was.

-Super Mario Odyssey, Splatoon 2, ARMS, stuff that is already confirmed
-Animal Crossing
-Pikmin 4
-Possibly Pokemon and/or Smash

>>378597880
>Animal Crossing
God I WANT to believe. Too bad we'll probably get Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival Mobile

>>378597854
Dark Souls 1 and 2 could easily run on the Switch.

I really doubt Dark Souls 3 could run all that well if at all on the Switch considering that it doesn't get good framerates even on the PS4.

>>378597130
zelda maker would be sick if they did it right

>>378594491
Sonyroaches getting blown the fuck out?

>>378597954
>Animal Crossing: Amiibo Festival Mobile
This, Nintendo wouldnt pass on a mobile AC game with microtransactions up the ass

>>378597990
A BotW Shrine maker seems like it could be an easy moneymaker for Nintendo. I imagine they have pretty streamlined internal development tools considering how many shrines there are in BotW. They could release it to the public as DLC and it would be quite popular.

>>378596562
Regardless of what gets posted on other boards leaks about E3 lineups on /v/ have turned out to be pretty reliable traditionally. At this point it's as big a part of their marketing strategy as E3 itself.

>>378597954
I will never understand the like for animal crossing. You don't do anything. Oh I guess there's 1 thing, chores. Wtf is the point of it?? Must be some sort of autism simulator.

>>378597990
>>378598186
There was that weird botw prototype using LTTP tileset that nintendo showed off that makes me think they'v talked about it. I doubt there would be an overworld it might just be a dungeon maker, but even that could be great, personally I loved mario maker, and think the formula could apply well to zelda.

>>378598083
I thought it was sonybros

>>378598282
>Must be some sort of autism simulator.
Why do you think its so popular in the Nintendo fanbase?

>>378598208
no there tends to be one guy who was telling the truth and million other lies, and nobody knows that the guy telling the truth was telling the truth because he doesnt have evidence

>>378597491
Hearing the same tryhard asshole two games in a row was really disappointing.

>>378598282
it's just a fun little distraction that you play once a day in like two hour doses.
it's definitely not for everyone.

>>378598562
What do yo mean? From 3DS to Wii U?

Because the guy from Brawl is not the guy from Smash 4. Smash 4 announcer (Xander Mobus) is like in his early 20s.

>>378590815
EZ.

They show off a bunch of 2017 games that we already know about. Just like they said they were going to.

I love Nintendo but jeez their fans get so worked up and continuously thing the company will defy expectations.

Nintendo states it will bring only BotW to E3

>Well they're also gonna show off the NX, obviously

Nintendo is going to do a 3DS direct.

>Well they're definitely going to talk about the NX as a "one more thing"!!!

Nintendo does the Switch stage show in January

>Well Melee HD, a new Metroid, and a New Animal crossing are a given. But what else are they going to surprise us with?

Now Nintendo says it will talk about 2017 releases at E3

>New new Metroids and Smash Deluxe are a lock

>>378598830
Please don't confuse the Nintendo fans with the Metroid fanbase.

Nintendo fans aren't that autistic.

>>378598830
Pretty much this, Nintendo fans overblown their expectations and then cry when faced with reality

Next Dragon Age game reveal.

>>378597536
Dark Souls, at least 1, is fairly likely since the switch is a big success.
Persona 5 Crimson won't be a thing for at least another 2-3 years. If Sony doesn't make a Vita successor, then it will likely release on the Switch with a new confidant and some extra stuff, but not until then.

>>378598614
>2 hour doses
>fun distraction
Yeah, that's why I play video games.

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>>378599038
>Nintendo fans aren't that autistic.

>>378598830
2017 will be disappointing
>Zelda port
>Mario Kart port
>Splatoon 2, a game which we'll get sick of quickly
>Arms, shovelware
>Mario right at the end of the year
>implying Xenoblade will come out in 2017

Nintendo pulled the exact same bullshit with the Wii U, releasing the thing in 2012 and only delivering games in 2014 when it was too late. They're making exactly the same mistake

>>378599074
The Nintendo Cycle

>Day Zero
Expect Melee HD

>Day 1
Get 1-2 Switch and Arms

Rage about more Motion Control

>Day 50
"Hmm... this Arms game might be pretty neat"

>Day 100
*drawing porn of Spring Man's Spring Cock railing Ribbon Girl's back door

>Day 1,500
"WTF NINTENDO ARMS 3 WHEN!??!?"

>>378599481
nah 2017 is already incredible.

BotW is game of the year whether you played it on Switch or Wii U. Calling it a port is silly bizness.

Persona 5 and MGS5 are some of the best PS4 games. I wouldn't call them ports even though they're also on PS3.

>>378591095
Maxing out the autism spectrum with this one boiz

>>378598282
To me it's like a little zen garden you can dick around with and play. Total casual game, also fun with friends.

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>>378599391
nobody's saying that you have to like it, nonny.

>>378599693
>nah 2017 is already incredible.
>one game keeping you through the entire year

Nintenkids are this desperate

>>378599776
I've purchased and enjoyed 5 Switch games so far and I'm really looking forward to the rest of the releases this year.

I could have expounded more about which games I'm enjoying, but I already know your response.

>port
>remaster
>gay
>shovelware
>overpriced puzzle game

Must suck to be so upset by other people enjoying their toys despite our perpetual rage over it.

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>>378590815

> Pokemon Stars: the definitive version of Sun/Moon, but with 2k textures, 60fps and loaded with post-game content like B2W2.

> Smash Bros 4 Deluxe: Same as Wii-U version, but with upscaled graphics and including all the DLC characters and stages. Probably will include a few new characters, like the Inklings, the Arms guy, BotW Link, and Odyssey Mario. Most likely will have a surprise character from a 3rd party that nobody expects (Geralt of Rivia?)

> Persona 5 announced for the Switch

> Original I.P. from Platinum teased

> Some gameplay or at least a trailer from Suda51, instead of that "stoner doing a book report" shit he pulled during the switch launch

> Something from Square-Enix. There has to be a reason why Cloud was in Smash4 and got an Amiibo

>>378600050
>2k textures

Nintendo would never, ever, ever, ever, ever prioritize something like this.

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>>378590815
Reggie has a heart attack and dies

>>378599279
>P5 Crimson
>Includes FeMC with romance options being Yusuke, Ryuji, Akechi, Iwai, and Mishima
>Also a new confidant that gives you an extra dungeon + epilogue if you max it
>Change up Akechi's confidant so that you rank it up spending time with him for some other bonus, and if you get it to max before he would sacrifice himself then he'll manage to survive and be available for everything after +
the extra dungeon.

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>>378600050
Thanks now i know what i wont be looking forward to see on their conference

>>378600767
when will the femc meme die
p3p was a mistake

>>378600050
> Pokemon Stars: the definitive version of Sun/Moon, but with 2k-
Sonybro detected.

>>378598830
>I love Nintendo but jeez their fans get so worked up and continuously thing the company will defy expectations.

This.