>Best girl in game isnt even a playable character What games

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But the best girl IS playable

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>>378584660
But she is playable and was the first to be too

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>>378584660
it honestly does irk me that skullgirls is a fighter without the token chinese themed fighter i was really up set she got overlooked for Beowulf of all things. That fucker really ruined the game in hindsight.


>>378585921
and that sure isn't her

>>378584660
looks like a cartoony riven

>>378586439
>Beowulf ruining anything
>Not LE EPIC SAX MAN everyone plays
Big Band is a fucker and I hate him.

>>378586635
Nah, Beowulf was one of the least interesting picks for the poll. All those people that don't even play the game just HAD to vote for him instead of one of the many cool and relevant characters.

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>>378586635
Him too as much as i like him. I'll admit it he's got too much shit going for him to have armor on everything. the only good indie gogo characters we got were Squiggles and Robo fortune, everyone else is feels busted and unbalanced.

>>378587046
>Feng
>Not boring as white bread with water for dipping

>>378584660
That's not Scythana.

>>378587046

Oh please, the "story relevant" characters were pure shit and I'm glad everyone just ignored Lab Zero begging everyone to vote for Umbrella or Annie.

Beowulf was exactly what the game needed.

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>>378586174
Neat bit of trivia, never knew that before

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>>378587430
Annie looked fun, you shut your whore mouth

>>378587430
>>378587430
Umbrella was needed though, Annie i can agree with you on that. What i really wanted was Black Dahlia to be made cause they just kept hinting her to be another big bad villain who's really active in the story but she's got like no screentime to understand why is begin.

>>378584660
>everyone trying to get Feng, Umbrella, Annie, etc were too busy talking about their favorite lolis to notice Beowulf and Eliza creeping into the winners circle
jej

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>>378584660
Blame Mike Z for making a shitty Valkyrie profile clone instead of working on SG 2

That fan voting bullshit was the fucking worst.

>>378587197
Never said I wanted Feng
>>378587430
Unbrella and Annie were no good either, but they sure as hell were better than Beowulf. Black Dahlia or Brain Drain would have been way better.

>>378587430
>Beowulf was exactly what the game needed.
> Hurr durr wrestling

Yeah, I remember the time where they wanted another guy and they picked both him and Big Band, only for them to find out they don't like the fucking game.

Beowulf was shit and all the people who actually wanted him were people who were never real fans of the game.

>>378587907
>wanting a SG2 when SG doesn't have a canon ending yet
But I guess no one cared about the story anyway

>>378588108
>"EY YO BRUH WHY AINT M-MUH WAIFU PLAYABLE?!?!"

>>378588329
Kinda hard to care about the story when it's all just plotlines that get dropped or are never resolved.

>>378588589
>'we need Marie, Umbrella, and B. Dhalia to be playable for there to be a true ending'
>never planned or even tried to get them in
Both Reverge and L0 can fuck off

>>378584660
what is this?

>>378584660
>Best girl in game
Pic unrelated right? Because that would be Umbrella

>>378588329
I don't expect a good story out of Alex Ahad's brain. Why the fuck do I need these characters to get a canon ending?

>>378588823
Honestly I feel like all the bad decisions are made of because Mike Z and solely him. It's kinda happening with Indivisible too

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>>378589103
>Umbrella
god tier taste my friend
I dont have a pic of her alone, sorry

>>378589254
What bad decisions were made for Indivisible? I haven't been following news on it since the indiegogo

>>378587907
>>378589254
>Blaming Mike Z.
He's just the game designer who's the main PR guy. The main one calling the shots is the CEO.

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It's been a while. How did Beowulf even win the second vote anyways when first vote finalist were Eliza, Annie, Minette, and Aeon?

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>>378589254
>>378589453
I honestly think Ravidwrath is the one who did this. Someone link the interview where he said the whole point of the huge cast is diversity.

>>378589557
Creators were begging to not have Aeon win the votes, and Eliza's out since she won the first vote. Annie was very close to winning too.

>>378589116
Because Marie gets put to rest somewhat and her Skullheart is no longer as powerful, Umbrella is to take over to Parasoul who's going to die and become a new Skullgirl, and B. Dalhia meanwhile is shown to be causing a huge ruckus in the city in several endings, she's suppose to be a new major villain.

>>378589557
I'm surprised any guy got the vote when the game was originally waifus only. Beowulf is especially confusing since he's not mentioned previously but a lot of the finalists have appeared at some point

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>>378589732
>they didn't want divinity in the game
huh. How did Venus do?

>>378589748
You hear about him a little in Peacock's story, but that's about it

>>378589557
>Ewww I don't want young girls
>Woah! This guy is cool! If my character doesn't win then he should!

That's literally it. Better then having Minette, could never understand her fucking appeal

Character voting was a fucking mistake

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>>378589732
>Creators were begging to not have Aeon win the votes
Eliza is cool and all, but Aeon was my vote.

>>378589684
Okay, what's the problem? diversity? that isn't a problem anon, you just want to make it a problem.

>>378589746
So, out of all the endings Parasoul's is supposed to be canon?

>Can't play as the actual Skullgirl
Glad I didn't fall into the hype and buy this game

SHIT NIGGERS WHERE IS THE FUCKING LOBBY

>>378589948
Like most SJW based diversity initiatives it was ironically racist. The majority of the "diverse" cast were racist caricatures.

>>378589964
Basically but only because it's like the only ending that still keeps the skull heart relevant i think. I can't remember Filia's ending or anyone elses.

>>378589948
Angular, revolver rifle cowboy conquistador> poofy jacket Grampa with a stupid looking gunblade. Even if the original wasn't that great.

>>378589525
who's the CEO? I didn't think Lab zero was a big enough dev company to have Ceo yet, or do you mean the CEO of the company they're making Indivisible with?

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>>378590176
Filia fixes whatsherface and gets to live a normal life but winds up developing a heart disease due to being overweight

>>378589845
people like cute clumsy girls, and Minette provides only that.

>>378590176
Valentines would work too I guess, she wishes to become the next Skull Girl and wants Painwheel to fight her and avenge herself.

>>378589684
>it isn't diverse enough until we've removed all white men
fuck their backwards thinking

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I know the feeling

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POST FAT NURSE TITS

>>378589948
Removing the better design in favor of an awful one.

Just make him black for all I fucking care. If the design on the right was white, people would still complain

>>378584660
Stop giving a shit about DeviantART: The Game. You might as well be playing MOBAs at this point.

>>378590561
Well these people have shit taste.

>>378590929
>No longer exists now due to a retarded fan
Damn.

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>>378591040

>>378591150
Someone post the comic where it feels like it's an NTR ending

>>378590149
They kinda need to be caricatures though, it's the best way on how'd you make they're nationalites stand out. The thing about diversity is that it gotta be an extent of "racist" in order for it feel like it's diverse and it matters. SJW diversity of just taking a character that make them a brown shade of skin and calling them x is the worse kind of diversity that every one really hates. So long as not your using the caricatures to bash in a negative and hateful message about the race then it shouldn't be a problem.

>>378591150
Didnt he also got fuckall of the monetary compensation he was getting for breaking the NDA?

The mobile is fucking shit, glad i uninstalled it

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>>378591040

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>>378591621
Yeah he opened his fucking mouth and pic related happened

>>378590149
>SJW
yeah, your opinion been dropped. go fap to some anime porn or something .

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Fuuka is the bestest!

>>378591621
You mean get fucked out of all of the creator's comp? Naturally, i think when he started blabbing about Juju, she hadn't even been put officially in the game yet so he couldn't collect shit.

>>378591889
Giving up already? Pathetic.

>>378591893
Fuck off retard

>>378592035
wow r00d

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>>378591040
>>378591276
>>378591740
no post Parasoul instead please, she is better than Valentine

>>378591928
Absolutely hillarious!

>>378588329
I'm still hoping for a beat'emup sequel so they are free to explore the setting instead of pumping tons of resources on making a single character.
I hated how almost every story mode ends with Skulkheart being destroyed.

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>>378592289
Post both

>>378591621
>>378591928
From what I heard, he broke it almost immediately after the NDA was put into effect and were going to make Juju a thing. Everything crashed and burned only one day after.

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I thought Isaac was really cool sounding

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>>378592453

I wanted the fish girl and Adam, only because they were going to be slightly based off of Phoenix Wright and Maya

The fuck was the point of creating and showcasing all these unique looking characters if only like 4 of them got in and a robot clone?

>>378592494
Nigga you arent the only one, old man Doc Brown and Ludec were in my top five out of that campaign list.

>People still bitching about m-muh characters/waifus not in the game

There was a whole catalog of characters and only the winners got in, get over it autists

They can't release a full roster, but they sure are quick with a mobile game, all the money has to go somewhere, right guys?

>>378592908
>Reusing the sprites
>Expecting they put serious money in it

What a fucking retard

>>378592861
Nah man fuck off, even the people who voted for characters that one admit that hindsight they shouldn't have one compared to what they were put against in the campaign.

>>378593042
>and they're still making more money with all the gacha P2W purchases
Feel bad for the people that kickstarted this

>>378593220
*won

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>>378584660

Your favorite is my favorite just from her one scene in the Beowulf story.

>>378593220
I voted for Beowulf because he looked cool and I'm happy how he turned out, he's got some really fun shit
Big Band is boring to play for me but I can understand why others thought he'd be cool
Just because you care about muh lore characters doesn't mean everyone else does

>>378587930
Faggot, none of the characters we got were boring. Beowulf is based anyway. I did want Dahlia though.

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>tfw no one ever mentions Panzerfaust again
He was close to winning a spot too. Why does no one ever talk about him?

>>378593764
Literally Potekmin just like Annie being Sol, boring as fuck

>>378593764
The wehraboo in my wants to sumarily execute whoever came up with that.

>>378594053
I want to execute you for that post you made.

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>>378593764
he was in the tutorial for Skullgirls Mobile, if that counts for anything

>>378594189
Nice grammar
>Not even new art
>Just the same picture as the one that you replied at
Lame as fuck

>>378594189
Neat. Do they use any other unused characters?

>>378593764
>>378594189
>egrets are supposed to be ss soldiers
>they wear pickelhaubes
what?

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>>378594397
>no new art
There's new character intro animations and pic related

>>378594589
The game got new intros too, and that probably is an animation reused, are there any videos about the game?

>>378594529
I think they're just a mishmash of militaristic German aesthetics that looked cool to Alex. I don't think there was any specific era in mind for uniform consistency when he made them.

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>>378594526
Molly, Adam, Minette, the gangsters from the beginning of Ms Fortunes story, Andy the Anvil, they're all there to give a small backdrop of narration while you battle bots

>>378594994
That's pretty cool. I'm glad they're at least doing something with them.

>>378593329
Its great pic so i can fap to it

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>>378595141
yeah but like >>378594397 noticed, most of them didn't get new dialogue poses, and the ones that did were likely poses LabZero stored away for future use

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>>378587294
This.

>>378594727
>probably is an animation reused
no, there are no stunned states in the original skullgirls game. only staggering

>>378593305
I can't even play the game, it keeps saying there is a problem with the log in server

>>378584660
Just a reminder that shitty remakes got funded millions of dollars and this game had to look to crowdsourcing just to add but a few characters

>>378593764
Well, we have Big Band for our big guy

>>378590914
>until we've removed all white men
>THERE'S ONE LESS WHITE MAN IT'S A CONSPIRACY AND I'M A VICTIM
oh boy.

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>>378586174

>>378595347
I legit thought this was Wreck It Ralph from the tumbnail

>>378596153
weird, my friend thought the same thing when I showed him the same screenshot

the gangster duo in skullgirls are pretty forgettable so it's no surprise that people don't recognize them at first glance

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>>378584660
But Squigly IS playable.

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>bionic lancer-lite super
>doesn't hit low profiles
>hits full screen
>can't get happy birthdays unless the characters share positions
Defend this

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>>378592453

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>>378596873
I think the real move I want to hear people defend is this

>fullscreen
>if it doesn't do damage it knocks your flat on your ass
>if it does do damage it's a sound stun and an opening for a combo

>>378597542
Block or jump.

>>378593305
The people who indiegogoed Skullgirls got everything they were promised. They never EVER offered the entire roster of theoretical characters.

>>378597768
k

>>378587453
Her and Cerebella were the first characters in the game
Filia makes sense because main character, but Cerebella's ultimately a nobody

>all that comes up in a search are "guides" for sale since before the game was officially released

Why can't I fucking find it on the Google Play store? Why is a search engine's mobile store so bad at SEARCHING?

>>378590929
>>378591621
>>378591817
What is the story behind this?

>>378598153
It might not be in your region if you can't find it, I'm serious

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>>378598319
But... but MURIKA

>>378598286
>guy has a chance to have his OC become a playable character as Parasouls elite sniper
>on the condition that he doesn't talk about it to people until she's released
>he talks about it and botches his chances, character scrapped for good
i don't know the how's or whys, but that's basically it

>>378598286
if I recall, it's something like...

>Number 13/Juju is an off screen sniper for one of Parasoul's specials
>Is one of the potential characters to be voted in to the game as a playable character
>One of the fan artists is tapped to design the character
>Fan artist immediately can't shut up about working on his waifu
>Nullifies the NDA he signed
>Devs drop both him and the character from the game

Beowulf did nothing wrong and is a nice character.

>>378585921
Came to post this. First post truly is best post.

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>>378586174
>Ben Dover

>>378592494

He never would have worked. They couldn't even deliver on Eliza's promised gameplan, you think they could handle all of the nonsense "time travel" mechanics they were going on about?

>>378584660
this artstyle gets me so fucking hard i swear

>>378599597
>those knees

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>>378599597
Filia is very flexible!

>>378587907
They can't do it cause there's still some of the Autumm Games bullshit. Or so i heard.

it's also why Annie is the guest character Indivisible rather than someone from the actual roaster. Because they don't have the full rights.

>>378589827
There were a lot of characters that the staff was either pushing for or trying to avoid.

They probably didn't want Aeon because it'd be weird that she is playable without the rest of the Trinity.

LZ's original plan was shooting for Dahlia, Umbrella, Annie and Marie as playable because they were needed for the "True Story Mode" to progress.

Eliza was also suppose to be the final boss/main antagonist for the hypothetical "Skulgirls 2" basically being the "Shao Khan" to Marie's "Shang Tsun"

>>378599702
Eliza's promised gameplan with the blood was dropped because of japan's rating and them trying to push for the market. Isaac's time travel wouldn't have been a problem with that.

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>>378587453
every time with this picture man

>>378600873
>>378599702
desu when I hear time travel mechanics I just imagine an easy to understand idea of delayed hits

Isaac punches into a portal, a few seconds later it comes back to damage the opponent from behind or whatever direction, let's you build combos from punching at nothing for a while for them to come back later while you're doing the fighting in person. i'd imagine he's someone with shitty ping made playable

>>378591040
did you mean thick fat? because that can be arranged if you like

>>378599702
What were the time mechanics anyway? This is the first I've even heard of the character

>>378601947
Do Filias dream of hamburgers?

>>378601152
So, the time arcana in Arcana Heart? You can charge your launchers, but instead of actually doing the attack it just "records" the attack. When you let go of the button the attack is "played" and a copy of you does the launcher at the location you charged it.

>>378603243
filia dreams of being stuck on the hamburger planet, where the milkshake ocean flows past the french fry mountains

>>378603586
She's just got food on the brain, doesn't she?

>>378603947
yes and no, sometimes she just eats food without even thinking about while reading a girl gossip magazine

>>378604284
That sounds like a good way to get fat. Don't her girl mags ever say anything about that?

>>378604606
due to a prominently lazy magazine editor, filia thinks that the magazines say that being fat is in style, when they meant to print phat

>>378604962
Now that's just silly, wouldn't she notice how slim her peers are in comparison to her?

>>378605192
her peers range from indifferent to a burning deeply held interest in filias weight, so they speak nothing of her rapidly gaining weight, yet subtly pressure her into having their leftovers from lunch, some even sacrifice their own lunch

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>>378594589
unfff

are these new animations only in the mobile game?

>>378605525
Surely she would have noticed her blouse getting tighter, or her skirt riding up, or just how uncomfortably full she seems to gets after lunch.

>>378605525
To be fair Filia hangs out with a bunch of weirdos, plus their massive tits probably ups their weight more than you'd expect

>>378605948
she does notice, but its subtle enough for her to disregard it, until her peer patiently awaited moment of strategically planned leftovers push her clothes to the breaking point at the right moment during her class presentation on new meridian history, exposing her pudgy form to the entire class

>>378601947
>>378603243
>>378603586
>>378603947
>>378604284
>>378604606
>>378604962
>>378605192
>>378605525
>>378605948
Guys please just let the thread die and save it for thursday.

>Mobile version of Skullgirls actual has a pretty fun singleplayer

Why can't they put this in the main game

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>>378606312
They'll never suspect a Thursday on a Tuesday

>>378606312
save? ive got so much material in my head we wouldnt run out of the good stuff now

Why did we get clones like Fukua and RoboFortune when we could of had characters people actually want?

>>378606291
That sounds like it would be extremely embarrassing for Filia, or at least pretty chilly.
She'd probably have to switch schools after something like that!

>>378598480
Not really a "playable character", just a canon background character that eventually did end up on the character poll but got removed because of said guy.

Everything else was correct though. The hilarious part is that he broke NDA on the Skullheart forums, where the developers actively post.

>>378606792
she gathered up the courage to come back, and was doing some late assignments while sitting in the cafeteria, when she looked up after a while she noticed that she had been locked in the cafeteria with no way out, with the cafeteria being fully stocked, filia would try to fight the urge, but how could she pass up on so much food?

>>378605553
stunned animations are only in the mobile game
the new character intros are not

>>378606519
Because those two were pretty much edited sprites and not a a big time sink like making new characters from scratch.

>>378607283
I don't think Samson planting thoughts in her head nor lending a helping hand or tentacle is helping her control her weight at all, either.

>>378606519
Except they aren't "clones", and the crew DID get the characters they wanted. Eliza won the first funding poll and Beowulf the second.

Fukua was an April Fools joke and Robo Fortune was a voice pack turned into a character.

>>378607495
samson rarely complains about being hungry anymore, as filia constantly shovels food at a faster pace, as with samsons help shes able to get so much yummy food so much quicker

>>378607854
Well, some light snacking wouldn't hurt anything if it meant she could concentrate more on her studies. Just so long as she doesn't go overboard and cleans house!

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>>378584660
Fish playable when?

>>378608268
snacking helps her concentrate for the most part, until she runs out of chips in her bowl and has to get up and refill it, as samson samples some of the bag shes having to get up more and more until she gets tired and decides to study in her pantry instead for easy access

>>378608650
Sounds like she'd be emptying out a lot of pantries to get anything done.

>>378608771
filia then has to use her pantry as a reward for getting her homework done, but just has to have a little sample for motivation, which instead just motivates her to decimate her food stores

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>>378609058
How does she even keep it stocked in the first place, if it just keeps winding up in her gut?

>>378609287
samson dragged her fat body around a few times before giving up and deciding to just order delivery on filias behalf,

>>378609436
At least she wouldn't need to worry about leftovers, seeing how she's eating for two or more

>>378609283
Yeah.

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>>378609283
On an unrelated note, post detachable cats?

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Breast girl

>>378609590
with filia, leftovers isnt a word in her vocabulary anymore, as from what she learned in school that she should not let any food go to waste, as she constantly eats family size and share size food, sharing them with herself

>>378587907
The worst part about the voting was that EVERYONE voted for robo fortune. We could have gotten anyone else. I know she isn't a clone, but god damn it I hate characters like this. It doesn't make the roster look as fleshed out as it could be. We could have gotten the giant, or the violinist, or even the teacher.

Why vote for the character that looks like the other, when we already had Fukua?

And that rpg is gonna bomb.

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>>378610025

>>378610106
There was no vote for Robo fortune. What are you on about, fool?

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>>378584660
>no actual best girl

>>378610071
Sharing is caring after all, and Filia deserves a lot of care!
Seems like she'd run out of money quick though, considering her appetite and capacity.

>>378610631
No one cares

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>>378603208
He gets assists from the future.

Basically,
special assist summons himself to attack
countdown timer
isaac uses his time travel powers to go back in time to assist himself
if he gets hit at all during the countdown timer, the damage done will be healed

It's a neat concept, but really annoying to explain.

>>378610071
Fuck I just want to fatten her up

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>>378610753
Cool

>>378610735
>>378610784
thats why you would come into her life and start cooking for her, after all, it would be much more economical than buying processed stuff all the time right? You could lace her portions with extra butter and lard if you wanted and she would love it just the same, unaware of the extra pounds it was packing on

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>>378611278
I want to take her on a date to an all-you-can-eat buffet, just to see how much she can hold.

>>378591721
My save got deleted or some shit so I lost my Bella. Hopefully, they update soon.

>>378611391
My man

>>378611391
That reminds me that I haven't taken my bbw gf to a buffet yet, I'll have to do that this week

>>378597961
MikeZ loves grapplers, she's his waifu and Cristina V is his whore.

>>378611391
well consider the fact that youve just bought yourself a restaurant, with how many plates filia piles high with mountains of food, she even took the chocolate fountain over to her table in case she wonders how her food tastes smothered in fattening chemical laden candy melt

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>>378611517
The best part would be taking her back there again and again to break her old records.

>>378611769
This is beginning to seem like a poor financial decision.
Can I market her? Something like 'Witness the insatiable human cow as she eats off your plate?'

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I wanna grope her tits so badly

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>>378612474
Yeah? Well I wanna grope her butt so badly

>>378612240
she would be okay with you taking her to homes with troubled parents trying to get their kids to eat their vegetables, as filia would warmly demonstrate how delicious they were, the kids couldnt help but clean their plate, that is if filia didnt get to it first, still the parents would give you a modest amount of payment, which would ultimately end up in you proposing filia to join the new meridian circus troupe as the human food vacuum, the crowd would be encouraged to throw their concessions to the ring and the ringmaster would use a stopwatch, counting down how little time was lost in filias primal feasting, often bending over to grab food resulting in many ripped pants to the awe of the crowd

>>378612686
I wanna marry her and cook for her

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>>378612851
Why cook for her when she can cook for you and herself?

>>378612692
That sounds like Cerebella's spotlight is getting stolen, poor girl would need to step it up to compete with such a glutton.

>>378613370
since the trapeze act would fall out of favor, cerebella would have no choice but to get fat herself, as the ringmaster would often pair them together as a dynamic eating duo, holding many food eating contests with the crowd placing bets on who would eat everything the fastest, or who would eat the most, depending on the contest at the time, the two girls' pudgy tummies overlapping the table as they shockingly grew in size before people's eyes

>>378613891
After a certain point they wouldn't even need tables. Just drop the food on their bellies and watch them go to town.

>>378614081
due to all of the exertion of their constant chewing, their bellies would be slippery from the sweat, so considering that they were too big for tables, the circus would have to clean out the animal feeding trays and use those instead, although it wouldnt be very long before they would have to back to the drawing board of larger containers to satiate the duo's immense hunger

>>378614375
Why not feed them the animals, too. What could go wrong?

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>>378613891
>>378614081
>>378614375

>>378612474
>tfw you will never be Filia

>>378614521
nothing really, the animals were just dead weight to the circus due to the vast popularity of the gluttonous girls, of course, the circus was about to have a need to be more accomodating, as the sheer size of the elephant steaks and lion burgers could only mean that the girls were going to get much much larger

>>378614851
After the main event as if those two would ever stop eating, I bet they'd make for pretty great trampolines, too. The audience could help them digest in exchange for getting to see the next show free of charge.

>>378615290
despite the vast popularity of the two, the circus would have to put a limit on how much people were feeding them, which was constantly broken, and soon they were digesting the food so fast that they had become insatiable eating machines, their weight skyrocketing so much that they grew to immense sizes, big enough to wear the big top as a pair of stripy pants between the both of them, their corpulent wide tushes pressed together

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>>378590929
>This is still in the screenshots for the mobile game
Whoops

>>378615621
That cheapskate ringmaster should get them separate tents, they deserve it.
At least there's no such thing as too thick!

>>378615989
the ringmaster caves to their demands, but considering the amount of trucks of food that pull up to the enormous fatties, it isnt long before their overflowing butts tear open the tents, revealing the towering masses to nearby skyscrapers, which are now being dwarfed, as the girls get ever larger and more corpulent

>>378616328
This is just getting silly, you'd need to airlift meals up their hills of flab or risk your life trying to hike up their squishy expanses just to get them fed, not to mention the sheer amount of food they'd need!
Someone should call a doctor or nurse and do something about this!

Thicc fags were a fucking mistake.

>>378598560
Were the devs required to do this or did they just do it out of spite?

>>378616818
considering how large the girls are, they can just lean over and pick up tons of food by themselves, they would need a tailor if they cared, but since they dont they let their colossal naked bodies free of any clothing, by the by, researchers have been hard at work creating a pneumatic food hose system so that they dont need to waste any effort to fill their stomachs, a space expolaration team just managed to scrounge enough money to fund a reasearch trip in search of a larger hospitable planet that the two could live on

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>>378617226
What's going to stop them from staying on earth?

>>378596041
Mike Z is a shitty business man. What else is there to say

>>378617308
not much since weapons would be useless against their large masses, so people make food in fear of their encompassing power, waiting paitiently for the teleporters to be researched

>>378617641
If it's fattening enough food, they could just make them immobile, at the cost of winding up with two new landmarks.

>>378617869
they are mountainously immobile now, and can be seen from space, the research team hasnt found a suitiable giant planet, but they did find a smaller planet with immensely abundant food stores, which they are testing on animals first before deciding to fully harvest the planet

>>378618043
Well, glad that's sorted.
It would be a shame if anything like that happened again on Earth 2.

>>378618218
the food seemed to give the animals high nutrition, so they went ahead and stripped the planet bare, as the two feasted on the shiploads of cargo, the crewmen slowly realized they had made a huge mistake, as they soon saw that the food was immensely fattening to humans, people were evacuated safely as the two now celestial giants roamed space, their gravity suddenly bringing new planets full of that same food, orbiting them in a constant flurry

>>378619121
Might as well start feeding them planets, with an extra sun thrown in for that spicy flavor

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Thursdays were a mistake

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>>378619296
But it's Wednesday

>>378619289
now theyve gotten so big that they eat entire universes and dang wrote ourselves unto a corner now

>>378617029
That's the point of a NDA. The person receiving it is required to shut up and not leak any info otherwise they lose out on whatever.

>>378589403
I like the style. Artist? Reminds me of bard

>>378619467
I think we made a mistake somewhere along the line.

>>378619630
it was fun while it lasted

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>>378619425
Whiteboard Wednesday

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>>378619841
Wide Wednesday

>>378593305
Is it just me or their gacha has some terrible rates and little free currency? I dropped it because of this and because unlockable characters are just recolored SG sprites. I don't want to grind for hours just for a small chance of getting a gold Squigly. Not even fucking reskins. Seems like peak lazyness from them.

>>378619736
Maybe next time, more Filia being fucking fat and fucking her fat and not as much in the way of full-on hamgalaxies.

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>Filia's big fat booty is canon
God bless indie games.

>>378619990
well it was going to happen eventually, might as well as let it happen now so its one scenario crossed off the list

>>378620026
What would it feel like to grab, and how long would you remain conscious if you did?

>>378620026
doesn't one of the earlier panels in her story show more ass?

>>378585921
>tfw you learn how she REALLY felt about what she did to painwheel

It hurts, man...

>>378620387
Those aren't nipples, those are thumbs

>>378620309
Nah, one is just her skirt and after that she's getting felt up but is still being pretty covered. Her getting groped gives you a panty shot though.

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>>378620531
>tfw when you never noticed

fuck.

>>378620858
Why does Filia's palette change when scrolling?

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>>378620387
Wider!

>>378621627
How is that last button staying attached?

>>378621915
Why hasn't anyone married and impregnated this cute pig yet?

>>378601947
why is she masturbating

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>>378622065
Filia ate Sampson's parents.

>>378622927
She should polish off the rest of the family too.

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>>378623235
She has help.

>>378623476
That just means there's less for Filia.

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>>378620424
tfw you see how much of a cute meme loving fuck she is

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I love Cerebella!

>>378624126
Well I love fucking Lobby

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>>378624226
Shit taste

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>>378624226
Not bad, but Bella is better.