>Wii U is dead

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>>378584357
>caring about a game meant to advertise a movie
What

>>378584357
There's a Cars 3?

More importantly it doesn't have Larry the Cable Truck shilled on the cover?

>>378585236
It's fucking happening.

Oh man the 360 and PS3 are so alive too

>>378584727
The Cars video games are actually surprisingly decent, believe it or not. I have an autistic brother obsessed with the franchise but the games are probably the best part of it.

>>378584727
>Too young to remember the cars game on the 360.

>>378585416
It's now ten years since the first Cars on Xbox 360. So far that's the only platform to have all the games.

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>>378584357
>no GBC spin off
N-Nintendomination!

>>378584727
> being so severely autistic that you cannot understand a joke
Go back

>wii u case at the back where it rightfully belongs

Looks kino

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oSmEYtaORaA

>>378584357
I played the first two Cars games because my younger brothers owned them. Thry aren't bad, hard to fuck up racing though.

>>378585980
Wii U and PS3 don't get 4 player co-op. What shite consoles to develop for.

>>378584357
>no ps2 version

>>378585980
What happened to the blue car that was Lightning's girlfriend? Who's the new yellow girl car?

>>378586502
wm/af brainwashing

>>378584357
So, who gets to decide which cover appears in the front?
Do companies have to pay for that too or is it up to the developer?

>>378584727
Go away summerfag

>>378586462
PS2 game development ceased around 2013.

>>378584357
Oh no someone made a video game you didn't like

That ruins everything else about the console despite you never playing the game

I'm not sure why that only ruins the Wii U and none of the other ones

>>378586696
Each console manufacturer picks and employee and they get them all together to measure thier penis length. Longest goes first shortest last. As is Nintendo tradition they used a 5 year old asain employee and lost horribly.

>>378585236
Yeah, it's not out yet though. Soon though, they advertise it like crazy.

Pixar is basically in "Disney ten years ago" mode right now.

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Toy Story 3 was from same developer which was pretty good.

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>>378587231
10/10 post right here

>>378584357
How the fuck is this coming out on the 360? If you're so poor that you haven't moved on to the 8th gen you probably aren't going to be buying new games even if they're in the bargain bin shovelware like this is designated for.

>>378584357
Yeah, my Dreamcast is still getting new games every once and a while but it sure as hell isn't alive.

>>378587726
This will probably sell reasonably well. Younger children are likely to own older consoles as hand me downs. Although it's likely to only be sports games released for the next few years.

>>378587231
>tfw this is true
I was actually the Xbone guy. I thought my 9 incher would set us on track for victory but the PS4 dude has a fucking 19 foot cock and wrapped it around the judge. He said that if he didn't just let him win he would "slay his neck" and threatened his honer. Shit wasn't funny. I almost shit all over the floor from pure fear.

>>378587726
What if you want easy achievements?

>>378588169
They are called Sonybros for a reason.

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>PC empty handed
I-I I'm driven to win

>>378588401
Admit it, you didn't write bros did you?

>>378587326
Why did Pixar turn into such shit after Bolt holy shit

>>378588169
>PS4 dude has a 19 foot cock
Holy shit

>>378585564
I enjoyed the first one. Never paid attention to the other games.

Haven't played it in almost 8 years.

>>378588547
No, I forgot this happened and the joke would be funnier too.

>>378588549
Pixar's always been overrated, they can do no wrong critically
People praised a Bugs Life despite it being a snooze fest

>>378587648
really fun desu

>>378588809
>Pixar's always been overrated

It's okay to admit you have shit taste anon.

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>>378588809
>He doesn't like Bug's Life
How does it feel to have shit trash taste anon?

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>>378585564
>The Cars video games are actually surprisingly decent, believe it or not.

Fair comment.

>I have an autistic brother obsessed with the franchise but the games are probably the best part of it.

And there's where you fuck it up. See, we don't care if you play with barbies or beanie babies or Hanna Montana games and blaming an autist brother on your guilty pleasure is for cowards. Own it, bitch.

>>378584357
>Ps3

Sheeeit.

>>378588923
>>378589010
#proof
Everything after Toy Story is pure memecore
Also Antz was better than a Bug's Life
But regardless having shit taste feels good

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>>378589074
>we
Fuck off faggot. Why would someone lie on an Anonymous website?

>>378584357
PS3 logo is covered up

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>no pc

This can't be bros

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>>378584357
>no pc

>>378584357
>Caring about shovelware

>>378590071
>>378590225
They could easily do it but no one would buy it. Meanwhile Barbie is cross platform but not this.

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Fuck pixar

Post GOAT Animated films

>>378589074
>we
Fuck off nigger, you don't speak for me.

>>378585602
This pretty much.

>>378585735
This too.

>>378585236
Larry's fame is gone. It'd be like putting Pauly shore in something now.

>>378588453
Never ever lel

>>378588549
>Bolt

Not Pixar

Who else got Cars as a birthday present from mommy back in the day? I had it on GameCube.

>>378588549
Meet the Robinsons is better tbqh

>>378590829
shit I mean Up

Shovelware is indicative of a system's life. The fact that Switch doesn't get it means its not seen as financially stable to do so.

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post yfw no pc version

>>378591332
Um

>>378591332
Switch is there.

>>378591332
Switch is getting it though

Look at the back part of the pic

>>378591332
Switch is getting it dumbo

>>378585572
>caring about achievements

>>378591418
>>378591419
>>378591430
>>378591457
>nintendo booty protection squad defending thier console getting fucking SHOVELWARE
l o l
o
l

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>>378591725
>Moving the goalpost

>>378587648
All I remember is that they finally let you play the Buzz video game from the beginning of TS2.

I always wanted that.

>>378588549
Bolt was a Disney film that Pixar had absolutely nothing to do with.

I think most people would agree that Cars 2 is the exact moment that Pixar went to shit.

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>>378591725
I don't even have a Switch.

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>>378591725

>>378591943
>>378591045

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>>378585590
>Easy as shit achievements
>Except for one game that's uncompletable because of a glitch
That shits me off, I tell u wot m8.
Can't even complete the series.

>>378591876
Pshhh.... don't you know...? That was just...

setup bait

>>378585980
is mario kart finished ? ????

>>378591725
Oh god the Switch shovelware begins. In a few years, 80% of the library will be shovelware like the Wii.

>>378591367
Oh fuck you I thought this was going to be a magic eye

Name at least 5 good movie-based games.

Hardmode: no Spongebob Movie game

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I really do miss shitty movie games, /v/.
I really hope to god this is a revival. Remember when they were the worst things about gaming? Remember when we didn't have Day 1 DLC, in-game currency you have to use real money to get, Season passes for increasingly buggy games (looking at you, Lego), free to play garbage and overpriced nickel and diming tactics?

>>378592167
I skipped that game for that reason. I wonder what the unlock percentage is because there's no way to get it legitimately. Why can't microsoft just automatically unlock it if all other achievements are unlocked? This is basically what the achievement is about.

>>378592530
Toy Story
Toy Story 2
Alien Trilogy
Die Hard Trilogy
Batman (NES)

>>378592530
X Men Origins Wolverine (one of the best, actually. Gold standard of movie games that was league better than the awful movie)
Cars
Cars 2
Tarzan
Spiderman 2

>>378592592
Me too. The whole game on a disc, no worrying about more achievements being added through DLC and no accelerators to win easy. I used to gamefly a lot of these games just to inflate my gamerscore. Ended up enjoying many of these games.

>>378592530
Spider-man 2
X-men origins wolverine
Ratchet and Clank
The Nightmare before Christmas: Oogie's Revenge
Jackie Chan

What the fuuuuck they still release 360 and ps3 games?

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Literally the only good thing about Finding Dory

>>378593412
Persona 5 is on ps3. Rise of the Tomb Raider is on 360.

>>378591725
>haha no shovelware means dead console
>proven wrong
>WOW Nintenbabbies defending shovelware, Nintendoomed everyone

>>378592530
102 Dalmatians by Eidos was a surprisngly good collecthaton with a very fun minigolf minigame

>>378588229

Its not worth it

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>>378588453
Not anymore my dude. Leave Cars 3 to me.
https://www.ipetitions.com/petition/cars-3-driven-to-win-on-pc

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>>378591725
>"switch isn't getting it"
>yes it is
>"wow fucking Nintendo defence force fuck off"

>>378586593
The yellow car is Mexican. She's the car that Lightning McQueen is training to be his successor.

So basically it's really a story about how illegal immigrants are stealing jobs from hard-working Americans.

>>378594136
>0 signatures

We're gonna make it.

>>378594136
>>378594290

Fucking hell you guys

SONNYGERS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>>378585980
Looking at this trailer, I see so much potential in this game if it were more than just a movie tie in without a full development cycle and budget. They should take the IP more seriously and give it a proper game.

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>>378594290

>hard-working Americans

If that was true, burgers would be the ones getting those shitty jobs. But no, it's actually hard-working mexicans who get them. God bless them and guide them in their way.

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>>378594136
>May 31: We are now live!
Holy shit are you a time traveler?

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>>378588547
>>378588401
forget what would happen? is there a word filter for that word?

>>378595075
If you write sony gger, it changes the later part to bro.

>>378584357
Hasnt it been for a while

>>378584357
My first thought was "Holy shit, there's a Cars 3? When did Cars 2 even come out?"

And then, I remembered that I saw Cars 2 in theaters. Now that was a disappointing movie.

I remember cars on the gamecube and wii, it was a pretty cool sandbox racing game, if this is like that i might pick it up

Post dem kino tracks from the games lads

https://youtube.com/watch?v=glrgxjT9o7E

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>>378597173
>tfw turned off all the other songs to listen to this for the entire game
good times, and good taste anon. if i had that "i see you are a man of culture" image i'd post it

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>>378594136
MASTERRACE WINS AGAIN!

>>378584357
Wii U was stillborn.

>>378598852
This comment is unreal.