.
i thought this was a meme but then i played the game
fuck you
>>378572727
Dark Souls ain't got shit on this game
This is the perfect pic for a to be continued edit.
>>378573114
Go back.
>>378572727
>yfw when about to swing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
>>378572809
it's so hard to tell sometimes
for a while i thought there actually was a king of the hill MMO, and Space Station 13 didn't exist
>not knowing how to blank post in 2017
fucking newfags
>>378572727
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeQABW8eee4
Fucking Tiger
>>378573185
Fuck off.
>still haven't got past tiger
>>378573648
>HA HA JOJO ISN'T ANIME IT'S ART THAT'S WHY IT'S OK FOR ME TO FORCE ITS MEMES EVEN WHEN THEY AREN'T FUNNY IN THE CONTEXT XD
If you never heard Roundabout before the Jojo anime you are a garbage person.
>>378573835
>spend hours stuck on Owl
>wonder how Tigger could possibly be worse
>then on the first pitch, it happens
I miss the original threads with spee
>mfw I've just learned you can upgrade pooh.
I can believe I struggled my way to tiger with that slow as balls standard pooh.
>>378575056
Even after discovering this, I'm determined to beat it without upgrades. Tigger is brutal though.
Post link please. Don't care if JP or english
>>378575496
https://kids.yahoo.co.jp/games/sports/013.html
>>378575689
thanks buddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6F3WyFYVj10
>>378572727
gotta love winnie
>>378576090
That killed me.
FUCK THE TIGER REEEE
When does this game get hard?
Just DESTROYED Piglet
>>378577102
It starts to rev up at owl
>>378577102
>Piglet
You haven't even begun.
Roo really pisses me off with that stupid face and bouncing balls.
>>378575056
Only thing that is worth upgrading is a few points into Strength, to make all those near misses be Homeruns. And the bottom one, because its cursor speed, and at the least 50% of the possible upgrade makes positioning easier.
>>378577102
Rabbit if you are bad.
Owl if you are good.
Then Tiger eats you alive.
>>378577657
Surely contact seems like it would be the best since it turns a miss into a hit.
I DON'T HAVE A REACTION IMAGE SUITABLE FOR THIS SITUATION
>>378577824
How about this one?
The rabbit can go suck my balls
>>378577782
Contact makes it hard to git gud, because it doesn't improve it enough to compensate for the fact it changes the swing mechanic into something worse.
All it do, is to reduce your flaw range(forward - backward), but it doesn't increase your hit stability, so its basically worthless. It also means you can't learn the perfect hit timing either.
>>378577102
>>378572727
No fuck off, I'm not going through this again.
Fuck this.
The owl is the last one I can do.
Then it just becomes silly.
>>378572727
Please no
>>378578776
>Not beating Tiger
>Post YFW final ball and the lyrics kick in
>>378577997
I DON'T KNOW MAN I JUST DON'T KNOW
Oddly enough I find Rabbit much easier than Kanga.
>>378574102
What if I still never heard about Roundabout before JoJo but I still think JoJo is garbage?
Piglet is kicking my shit in
What exactly was the point of making a children's game this nightmarishly hard?
>>378579273
>being this bad
Piglet is nothing famalam
>>378573294
>one outs music
perfect
I got to Christopher Robin way back when everyone was playing it.
I never beat him. And it will haunt me for the rest of my days.
>>378579457
So you can admit you did a good effort, and at the least beat that fag rabbit.
>>378579273
turn back now
>>378579509
I'm not used to the floaty controls
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0MdBXqy2PHU
>>378579851
Play more, you get used to it.
This should be cricket, fuck you disney
Owl is down. Beginning the climb against Tigger.
>>378579883
jesus fucking christ
>>378579883
I knew this would be vore due to the title, but I didn't think it was going to go like that.
>>378579883
what the fuck
Is the point to plays without upgrades?
>>378573321
>it's so hard to tell sometimes
>i thought there actually was a king of the hill MMO
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU FUCKING RETARD
>>378572727
I hit 19 against TIgger on my first go. Should I keep at it or surrender to my betters?
>>378580458
It's nearly impossible to beat later levels without at least some upgrades.
Getting them makes things managable, but even if you max everything out the game is still bullshit.
>>378580458
Yes. I discovered the game had upgrades only after reaching owl. I got my ass handed to me at that point though so I quit.
>>378579771
>>378579457
Cause fuck scrubs famalam
>>378574102
Are you having a seizure or something? Nobody said that.
>>378574102
>If you haven't listened to some obscure progressive rock song from the 70s before watching a Chinese cartoon featuring it in its outro you are a TERRIBLE PERSON
lol
>>378572727
>get to Owl without losing once
>get destroyed my first attempt
>doing awesome second attempt
>only need like 3 more homeruns with like 15 swings left
>whiff every single one of them
It seems like this happens to me every time I play this.
>>378580458
Every of the upper upgrade(Strength) basically adds 3 meters each. So 10 is +30 meters, and 20 is +60 meters.
A normal full hit is 120(20 over), unless you fuck up, and this is where any gains from strength is gained.
Middle is Hit Zone. Doesn't increase your optimal hit zone, so its a bad upgrade, only increase depth(so if you missed completely, you now get pity hits, but still miss the court)
Bottom is Movement. You basically want some, so you can reposition for a Homerun Hit.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiRi1SvcoEA
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball
>foul ball
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_JeA43N-TQ
>>378581176
I still remember how I nearly first-tried owl, being like 3 short, and then spent the whole afternoon on beating that little fucker
This game is ass
>>378582567
What did you expect when the first opponent is a ass?
>>378580790
>"Robin smirks"
>After hours hours of pain and suffering you defeated Tiger the last gatekeeper.
>You're about to fight HIM, the hellish lord of this fores
Post your final boss theme
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KukSVxgsQkg
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gV26zIE0130
>Tigger explains how King Crimson works
>>378572727
HEAVEN OR HELL
LETS ROCK
Ew
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Po2HHJDVys&t=8s
>>378572727
Between this, Yakuza 0, and Persona 5, which game does baseball best?
I could never beat Christopher Robin. That shit was stupidly difficult.
>>378584730
Me too brother. Owl and Tiger are manageable but Robin is something else.
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWENqe6v4y8
Owl is fucking bullshit
>tfw don't know what Christopher Robin does because haven't beaten Tigger
Am I in for a wild ride?
>>378585519
Give up while you're still ahead.
>>378585519
You need to get 40/50 hits. and he throws every kind of pitch in the game at random except sometimes they're speedballs too.
>>378585519
>>tfw don't know what Christopher Robin does because haven't beaten Tigger
>Am I in for a wild ride?
He uses all the previous characters' throwing styles at random.
In other words, you're fucked.
>Christopher Robin is impossible
And yet i continue swinging, truly the Moby-Dick of video games.
>>378581172
>obscure
im on the anti-sperg side of this argument, but come on
>>378575056
upgrading is for pussies and redditors
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GP0NqbmnCBI
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=adc4yPNG4Lg
Let this be our final battle
>>378579883
>>378585642
>>378585714
That's just not fair.
>>378574184
I beat owl on the first or second try now. Tigger's still terrible though.
>>378583026
he needs to reupload the video this looks ridiculous
>>378572727
Is there any hope for us?
>>378573294
>the guy in black
>the woman with sunglasses
>the little girl
Fucking gold
>>378586859
>tfw Christopher Robin throws a Bumgarner slider
>>378586570
>>378572727
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONLYGODCANSAVEMENOWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAABUTTHEREISNOGODAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAONLYCHRISTOPHERROBINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
ONLY THE DEAD CAN REST! SAVE ME!
>>378572727
>one last pitch
>one last run to win
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JUyNvIMS6no
>>378580458
You can only seal the mad god without upgrades.
>grind out to beat owl
>time for Tigger
>first pitch
>mfw
So what happens if you beat Robin?
>>378575496
Isn't the nip version much harder?
>>378587517
Only because you can't read shit.
>>378587471
You become a god.
>>378587471
Nobody knows, the only ones rumored to have done it have ascended.
>>378587465
>beat owl
>face Tigger for the first time
>first pitch
>mfw
>mfw Tigger's first ball
>>378587471
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmSyvHus1SE
>>378584368
>yfw Robin was the original Chara
>2nd game against tigger
>27 home runs
>3rd game against tigger
>35 home runs
YEAH TAKE THAT YOU BOUNCING FAGGOT
>first game against christopher robin
>10 home runs
>second game against christopher robin
>25 home runs
>third game against christopher robin
>39 home runs
I just don't know man. I foul off of every single side winder. This kid is the fucking Prince of Darkness.
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PU8-NO9AfjY
I always laugh my ass off when I remember this game was made for japanese kids
>>378587465
>grind out to beat owl
>time for Tigger
>first pitch
>mfw
>not upgrading your poo
Of course it was hard, you stupid idiots.
At least Christopher Robin can't mix styles of pitching together.Imagine an invisible side-winder that speeds up halfway through. Or a mix of Kanga and Owl's pitches.
I didn't have any trouble with the owl, but I took a few attempts at Tigger and knew that was the end of the line for me
>>378588417
>people ITT who play the English version AND upgrade then act like they're hot shit
Christopher laughs at your delusions
>>378579883
> Yoko_Taro-writes-for-Disney.mp4
>>378579883
n-nani
>>378583026
If it isn't this, you're doing it wrong
https://youtu.be/2Iu2ZqRyF-k
>>378579883
I've been hungry for more Cyber 8
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XEBYjnMNbM4
>>378587734
That music strikes a fear in my heart that nothing else could possibly replicate. I'm fairly certain that if I were to die and someone played that music, I would be instantly revived as my heart rate would immediately jump to 200 bpm.
>>378588529
I've never played the translated version, is it actually different mechanically?
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cio4Bx_9A8k
>>378588529
Is English any different
>all these people typing Tiger instead of Tigger
>>378572727
Its not january, why the fuck are you doing this?
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mUv8GxrqXPk
>>378573321
Dude, you're just retarded.
>>378579883
>>378577657
>Rabbit if you are bad.
Rabbit if you are retarded
thats my grinding spot
>>378579883
>>378581172
>Yes
>Obscure
Your literally a fucking idiot or an ESL faggot if you never heard Roundabout before Jojo
>>378591425
Not at all. It's just that you can understand the words that makes it seem less hard.
>>378586570
Mere mortals are not meant to beat Gods
>>378572727
How the fuck do i beat tigger?
>>378596613
You have to gauge the speed. I recommend practicing one the first three levels (Eyore, Huffalumps, and Piglet) to get a feel for the different speeds (Tigger has fastballs and slower change-ups).
>>378579883
>Winnie the Pooh characters
>having blood and flesh
my immersion is ruined.
>>378572727
>tfw you already miss 10 balls but there's no way to escape until all 50 balls are throw
>tfw you keep trying to hit, despite the fact you will lose anyway.
>tfw you keep foolishly telling yourself that next time maybe, next time, just maybe, you can wounded God
>>378596613
It's really easy if you just_________________________________________pray_________________________________
>>378597823
Why would you keep playing when you know you've lost?
>>378579543
hello me
oh god, are we brining this back?
güd
>>378579883
Why didn't she just go ask pooh or rabbit for something to eat till she can get some food for herself?
>hundred acre wood level
>filename starts playing
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9vbsI9xFuo8
>>378597958
practice
>>378579883
I could tell from the text to speech narrator at the beginning that this was cyber 8. Still though, what the fuck?!
>mfw I thought this was a fan game that had some type of horrific jump scare, especially with the memes going around
>mfw it's just a really hard game
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B2jVbSI9H4o
>got all the way up to Tigger my first time playing
>Haven't been able to get past Rabbit since
I lost my one chance at perfection by surrendering too early.
>>378583026
All of you are pathetic.
https://youtu.be/qhTL3sOINKY
Send help
>>378599917
How can we help if we are trapped in the same hell?
>>378572727
I was only until tigger. Im nothing more than man.
>>378572727
IT SEEMS HELL IS A FATE WE BOTH SHARE
https://youtu.be/h_SxVtf6Nk0
>>378572727
DARE YE TO CHALLENGE A GOD AND EXPERIENCE THE TRUTH BEHIND THIS MORTAL COIL
THE FINAL SWING
THE FINAL BALL
WILL YOU ANSWER THE PRAYER?
>>378579883
>>378598323
>Dead of winter
>>378591545
jesus christ ive been reading it as tigger this whole thread
>>378573321
>for a while i thought there actually was a king of the hill MMO
You are so fucking stupid.
>>378588529You can upgrade?
>>378600145
I keep forgetting Piglett and Rabbit's stands.
>>378601016
>that gif
That's some good rotoscoping, source?
>>378579883
>>378587471
You take his position as the new lord of pitch or close the stadium forever
>>378579883
>Know your race, know your place
What did they mean by this?Seriously though, what the fuck
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEmgEAp8hSI
>>378573321
THIS NARCISSIST MOTHER FUCKER CAN BITE THE HAIRIEST PART OF MY ASS
>>378600485
CAPTAIN FALCON!
>>378602020
>english
Isn't the English version easier
>>378572727
>tfw lost my save and have to start from scratch
>>378573114
Vine is shit. Glad its dead.
>>378579883
>>378577102
Nigga u aint even faced the epitome of the world eater.
>>378602447
>play years ago
>save's still there
>>378601263
I think Piglett's is Kraftwerk.
>>378603135
Nevermind, that's Rabbit's.
>beat robin once but never screencapped it to capture the glory
>cleaned out my cache and lost my progress
looks like I have to do the impossible once more
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=266SrDvTtUw
>>378583026
https://youtu.be/ZuXI7qcNsHQ
>>378579883
I'm going to hell for laughing at this. It's so baffling that it was the only thing I could do. Just, what?
>>378573114
Hey buddy reddit is a few websites over
>>378573321
there is a King of the Hill MMO though
Why are the hits so inconsistent? I hit it the same way and it's a foul. Why?
>>378573835
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c0lsChwMgtQ
>>378602376
Why would it be?
>>378601263
foo fighters and kraftwerk
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-vAQhhtzk0
>>378579883
uma delicia
Is it true the English version is easier? Do you guys distribute your points in the Jap version?
>>378573321
I actually remember going into an Ed Edd and Eddy MMO thread and thinking "This shit sounds awesome I love ed edd eddy" and google searched it to no avail.
>>378579883
Surreal does not even begin to describe this
>>378587471
It becomes your turn to pitch the ball
>>378579883
>this is someone's fetish
no video game has made me feel so powerless as this one does
when you step up to the plate and stare into Christopher Robin's dark soulless eyes and see the "40" at the upper left corner, it all just seems futile
I don't really get what's so hard about this game? Just upgrade your stats and its fucking easy, you retards
>>378579883
>>378606048
>playing in easy mode
>>378573321
>He hasn't play the King of the Hill MMO
Man, I feel so bad for you.
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z8LZruXvong
>>378598574
If Christopher Robin had thrown that satellite no amount of optimism or boyhood boners could've saved the earth.
>>378606204
>being too retarded to play the game properly
>>378573321
>and Space Station 13 didn't exist
I actually thought this for the longest time as well.
Im already up to Kanga
Should I invest in any upgrades or no?
>>378606979
Do it or that kangaroo milf will destroy you.
KNOW YOUR RACE, KNOW YOUR PLACE KANGA
>>378601318
aku no hana my man
>>378606979
It doesn't matter when you upgrade.
The points will still be there if you feel like braving further with nothing.
Odds are high that by Owl you will absolutely need to upgrade at least a little.
>>378603889
I'm sure you'll fit in there just fine, they too enjoy getting triggered over jokes as well.
>Start of the round
>Whiff every shot
>Finally past point of no return with no chance to win
>Homeruns left and right
>>378583026
Gotta be Gwyn, Lord of Cinder. There is nothing exciting, hopeful, or optimistic about the CR battle. It's just an unbeatable foe against a hero who won't ever give up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AB6sOhQan9Y
>>378572727
Christopher Robin is one of the best final bosses of this decade.
The Japanese version is much harder. I grinder to get to Robin in English then found out there was the Japanese version. Tried that and it was like a whole other game.
>>378607759
>Rehash boss fight that does nothing unique
Nah, he's hard but lame and forgettable. If he had a second phase where he doesn't something special, then he'd be good.
>>378581820
>English
Irrelevant.
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS49whwHDJI&t
SHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qMKFR73GvQ8
AAAAAAAAAA
>>378579883
>>378599434
MILKY WAY
>>378607660
The only thing worse is being about to win with plenty of pitches left and then losing anyway.
>>378606271
What the fuck does America have against bees?
Where do you rank?
>>378612937
Currently have made it to Brave Soldier. Working on getting to Man of Reason.
>>378573321
>he doesn't remember the waves of upset when pocket sand got nerfed into the garbage
Hank hill {work jacket} got buffed immensely.
>>378612937
Just started Pussy tier. Rabbits throw style has thrown me completely off my game and I feel like I'm relearning from scratch now.
>>378579883
Next level
>>378613379
Just ignore the first part of his pitch. Focus on the fast part for timing and use the slow part to line things up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gh8ZKS0DFXY
>>378579883
you fucking newfags realize that this is just random mumbling with really cheap animations to disturb a bunch of normalfags?
I wouldn't say anything if that would be something made accidently, but this was solely made to disturb you and its painfully obvious. Which kinda loses its effect once you realize it.
>>378572727
YAMEROOOOOOOO
>>378584494
Little Busters
>>378612937
i quit at robin
it was taking a toll on me
>>378612937
I almost fell at Acceptable but pushed on until Man of Reason
Anime adaption when?
>>378612937
I'm on Tigger.
I have the timing down and everything, and am only missing it by 2-3 each time
>>378606979
>upgrading at all
spotted the plebs
>>378606956
>>378573321
How do I learn to play SS13 without having to actually play it first?
I don't care how "fun" the pastebin makes it sound I don't want to be knocked unoncious dragged into a pile of shit and then murdered one my first play through.
>>378615276
tough shit you crybaby
>>378615276
>>378615460
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T8iDn2wSaFQ
It's an okay guide. I avoided being totally lost one my first playthrough.
It won't make you gud but at least you won't be total shit.
>>378583026
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uawVO8PaVls
>>378615276
Join an empty serb, take on captain's or CE's role, open a wiki, learn2singularity. Every other job is meaningless if noone can't get the engine running, and your crewmates are usually braindead and/or can't be trusted with the engine.
Bolt yourself inside engine room after gathering necessary equipment, start it up, stabilize, then get out and bolt+weld everything behind you.
>>378607487
>>378606979
>tfw I just got to Owl and only realized that I could upgrade due to you talking about it in the thread