Make a shipping convo with her and Donnel.

>"Hey girl you like corn?"

>"It's alright."

>>378565767
GET THAT GHETTO NIGGER SHIT OUTTA HERE!
NOBODY IN THE SOUTH TALKS LIKE THAT

S:

M: Well, Donnel, you're looking mighty healthy today. You've got more shine to your muscles than a greased-up steer!

D: Well, thanks ma'am. You're lookin' about as fertile as a 2-year old pig, yerself.

M: Aw, shucks, Donnel. Ya don't mean that.

D: I mean it, Mozu. Yer the kind of gal I'd take to the village feast, have her meet my family, then fuck her in the chickenhouse out back. You're the kind of girl I'd want to use my pot helmet like one of them chamber pots while I watch.

M: *mildly orgasms in Southern* W-what?

D: Put this ring on your finger, I'll go get the priest.

M: What a man~!

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>>378566437
>S
implying
that's a C support at most

>>378566437
Heh, nice one anon, here let me suck your finger

>>378566850
>>378567112
>>378567058
Thanks, I'm Texan so this was easier than you'd think.

>>378567240
Your welcome,

and I'm Emperor Palpitoad btw.

>>378567434
That's incredibly autistic. Almost as bad as that General Smugleaf guy or whatever from /vp/.

>>378567757
How do you know I'm autistic?

>>378567945
Namefag.