I just got the paraglide, what I am in for /v/?

paragliding

>>378564713
The ability to go wherever you want now.

I know it's fun just paragliding around everywhere, but I'd recommend walking a lot too. You'll miss a lot of stuff when you're way fucking up in the air all the time.

>>378564713
>30 hearts

Disgusting.

>>378564713
A lot of looking at a little green bar deplete, also wondering weather or not you'll have enough stamina to cling to that wall your sailing towards.
A lot of cheesing puzzles when you get the gale.
Waiting. Lots of waiting.

>>378564713
Waking up one day when you are nearing 50, realizing that you spent all of your life living inside simulated worlds created by companies in order to make money. Lost opportunities flash you by: having a nicely decorated house, filled with people that have chosen to be with you because you make them feel good about themselves; they want to spend time with an inclusive, positive and warm human being. You'll shrug it off and start up the console that is popular by then.

>>378564831
fpbp.

>>378565074
This is a wise nigga.

>>378564713
Realizing that you want to paraglide in every videogame ever. Prepare yourself for dying many times because you forgot that you weren't playing Zelda anymore

>>378565536
What the fuck man.

>>378565536
You can have your cake and eat it too

The paraglider ruined all other games for me because now I wish I had the ability to do it in every other game.

>>378565536
That sounds wonderful.