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Why don't we see dinosaurs in videogames anymore?

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Why don't we see dinosaurs in videogames anymore?
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better yet, why are games with dinos mediocre at best?
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>>378562002
HEH HEH HAW HAW
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>tfw no modern park builder games
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>>378562002
because star fox
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>>378562002
MHXX came out 2 months ago homie
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>>378562002

Because they're extinct silly.
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because dinosaur threads ALWAYS ALWAYS turn into a featherfags vs non-featherfags threads
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>>378562002
Only autists like dinosaurs
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>>378562002
dinosaurs aren't cool anymore
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hello
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>>378562002

Because of fucking featherfags.

Featherfags ruined Dinosaurs and made them uncool gay little birds that no one likes. If a dev dares make an actual real dinosaur game with classic Jurassic Park era Dinosaurs, featherfags screach and have aneurysms until the game and dinosaurs within is just as gay as their taste is.

Also devs are lazy fucks and don't want to animate dinosaurs and they can't use motion tracking to cheat like with human animations now.
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Reminder that Krystal is not a Starfox character, was never intended to be a Starfox character, and now symbolizes the start of the series declining.
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>>378563083
Birds are very important and cool.
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>>378563553
Dumb furposter
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>>378563862
>>378564497

Fucking nuke yourself feathercuck.
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>>378562002
Too childish

>muh mature video games
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>>378564620
Stay mad
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>>378563083
Couldn't agree more
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>>378564747

Imagine being so pussified, that a bird scares you.
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I miss this game. Having a normal zoo, but then in the back having themed dinosaur exhibits. Those Planet Coaster guys need to take a crack at this one.
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>>378562002
Childhood was liking dinosaurs. Being an adult means missing your childhood.

> just like dinosaurs neither will return
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>>378562002
thread theme:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GpNizOzXXUs&spfreload=10
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>>378566086

SPOILER THIS SHIT!

Featherfag here I literally just shit my pants looking at that.

Fuck, why am I such a huge pussy?
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The latest Hearthstone expansion feature dinosaurs.
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In case you've never seen it, here's a really well preserved fossil of a nodosaur, pretty cool.

http://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2017/06/dinosaur-nodosaur-fossil-discovery/
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What about dinosaurs on dinosaurs?

Also i remember playing some old jurassic park tycoon as child. Shit was fun af because you could made mutants by mixing species in lab and then further mutate dinosaurs using radiation.
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>he doesn't remember dino rust
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>>378567189

Holy shit what game is this?
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>>378563862
>>378564497
>>378564747
>Feathered Dinosaurs are totaly cool and not lame
>Proceeds to post birds

t.featherfag

Every single time.
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>>378567098
That's damn cool. Thanks for sharing anon.
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>>378567369
>autist btfo because science doesn't agree with his vision of dinosaurs anymore
You'll always have Jurassic Park, you fucking manbaby
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>>378567356
Total war Warhammer - lizardmen DLC
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THERES
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>>378567356
You mean in webm? Total War: Warhammer 2

As for tycoon i don't remember its name. Give me a moment I will ask my cousin with whom i used to play it, maybe he remember it.
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>>378567189
>Cold One riders int he background

Thanks based anon for that webm, im on a potato PC and youtube keeps fucking up the buffering for that video.
Realy liking the animations for the dinosaurs.
Aperently the project lead is a huge Lizardmen fan.
Just wish the Old Blood would do more while sitting on the Carnosaur
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>literal monsters actually existed!!

>actually they had feathers and were just a bunch of giant gay birds
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>>378567735
what is your obsession with birds and homosexuality? what is the link? why does your brain draw the connection?
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>>378567483
>>378567546

Damn I need to get Total War: Warhammer then, looks fucking awesome.

Also anon you are probably thinking of Jurassic Park Operation Genesis.
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>>378567887
MAYBE HE HAS
A BIRD BRAIN
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>>378563083
>they can't use motion tracking to cheat like with human animations now.
Stick a plunger on a chicken's ass. Problem solved.
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>>378567887
Not him but bird owners tend to be pretty damn gay or fedoralords
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>>378567887

The connection is that for some odd reason, everyone who likes feathers on dinosaurs is either gay or a cuckold.
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>>378567735
Don't worry anon, there were many other monsters besides dinosaurs, hell some of them still exist
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>>378567356
>>378567941
Dino Island, i remember now. Those cutscenes were hilarious for me when i was child. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiCckPqUOzU
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>>378567475
>science doesnt agree
And the featherfag response every time.

Science doesnt agree with flight feathers.
Featherfags are the reason nobody likes feathered dinosaurs, not feathered dinosaurs themselves.
Its featherfags insistance that feathered dinosaurs equaled birds and that they have to post fucking birds in the thread because "science agrees with that"
Sure go on post Crocodiles in birb threads then, science agrees with that too, just doesnt make it any less retarded.

Thats what i get for taking the bait.
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>>378568372
when will they learn?
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>>378568665
fucking humanlets
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>>378568495
Nobody insists that feathered dinosaurs were literally birds
More like giant half-chickens
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>>378568205
>falcon_hunter.jpg
What about this fella?
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>>378568495
How would a giant crocodile bird thing taste though?
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>>378568495
You seem way too autistically obsessed with this topic. Take a step back and ask yourself why you think it matters this much.
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How will dinosaurs ever recover?
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>>378563083
Fuck you, I like feathery dino waifus
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Man...what a blow to dinosaurs!
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How embarrassing
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>>378562002
I know everyone is supposed to hate Krystal.

But I hate Tricky and the concept of all the talking dinosaurs in Star Fox Adventures so much more than Blue Fox with Tits.
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>>378562002
because ((((they)))) don't like dinosaurs
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>>378568938
probably terrible, bird with a thicker texture.
Most predators taste terrible IIRC so your average theropod would most likley taste like complete shit.

I can see some protoceratops or something taste interresting tho. Like Bird-Beef or something.
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>>378569245
Then why are there no predatory megachiropterans? The fact is that bat patangium wings are way way easier to damage than a bird's wing. They also can't fly as fast as most birds.
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>>378567941
Also
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3CmxjTFv_Y
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PI2d3r5fhA8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NNF1tS1gZd8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fXxe897bW-A
here is the rest of trailers.
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>>378569320
>be Krystal
>have a cool game coming up, there's puzzles and dinosaurs and staff combat
>be a main protagonist
>Nintendo steps in and screams "furry animals?! IT'S STARFOX
>game enters development hell and is delayed so it can be a GC title
>You are stripped of protagonist privileges and are reduced to a damsel in distress with a shitty tutorial section
>game sucks
>become a supporting character for a completely new series now that Dinosaur Planet is miscarried
>next two games are fanfiction-tier garbage that establish you as a one-dimensional love interest
>when it comes time to reboot the series you are omitted completely because Nintendo found it you're the most popular furry waifu

Is Krystal the most BTFO vidya character?
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Another blunder miyamoto was responsible for.

Somebody should make a compilation image for all his fuck ups.
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>>378570219

Holy fuck that looks awesome.

Gonna by this. But only question, why is this Warhammer 2? Didn't 1 just come out? Why not have this as an expansion?

>>378570408

Fuck Nintendo for killing a Dinosaur game and making it gay star fox furfag shit.
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>>378569072
I'd rather a Tria
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>>378562002

Is Yoshi not a dinosaur now?
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>>378570889
Fuck Nintendo for merging a Star Fox game and its characters with shit Rare Zelda knockoff.
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>>378570689
It's the game that killed RARE. Miyamoto is a hack and can never be forgiven.
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>>378562102
Because Capcom self destructed Dino Crisis series. Fucking christ.
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>>378570889
It's a standalone expansion
If you have the first one, the campaign maps are merged
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>>378571376

Ah okay that makes sense then, kinda like RO2/RS. Cool.
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>>378570889
It will have 4 new different factions (Lizardmen, Bondage Elves, High Elves, Skaven) and few in dlcs (Tomb Kangz probably) and it's own new campaign map. Games will be connected, tho. If you own both you will be able to play on big combined map few weeks after premiere when free update with this function will arrive with all factions you have. DLCs are shared between games so if you have that fucking blood for Warhammer 1 you will have blood in Warhammer 2 as well.

And it's not that weird. CA release second game or big expansion in similar period quickly after original game since forever. Rome - Barbarian Invasion, Medieval 2 - Kingdoms, Empire - Napoleon, Shogun 2 - Fall of the Samurai and Rome 2 - Attila
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>>378567475
I want fetherfags to die.
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>>378572194

Well what's weird is that it's called Warhammer 2, instead of Warhammer Lizardmen or whatever.

I thought it was a true sequel like Rome 2 was to Rome 1.
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>>378562160
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bump
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>>378572795
No, since the begining Warhammer was announced as trilogy, so there is one more title incoming with probably Ogres and Chaos Dorfs. And I doubt there will be ever true Warhammer 2. When they will finish trilogy it will be the end of Total War: Warhammer. Maybe they will choose another fantasy setting but everything with exception of Total War: Mythology seems inferior.

Now, dlc policy is great in Warhammer i would even say that the best out of all Total War games. Not only dlc are great except for blood and Chaos, and Beastmen and Grim and the Grave are good but obviously worse than newest two dlcs, easily far better than recolored humans for Empire, Napoleon, Shogun 2, Rome or Attila but also dlcs show up in game to use for AI no matter if you own them or not, so you can beat the shit out of Beastmen and Elves at any time without any shekel spent. Also mods, tons of free content, including god tier Bretonnia and dlc sharing between games so you will be able to play as Beastmen in Warhammer 2 if you own them in first game. Seems pretty fair.

BUT CA said that they won't make dlc for dlc. And probably because of that Skaven will be as main faction in Warhammer 2. Rats will sell the game, and CA will be able to make few juicy dlcs with them. Just like with other 3 factions. They wouldn't be able to jew as much with Lizardmen and Skaven as dlc for Warhammer 1

Really, the only real problem with Total War: Warhammer is that you need to wait for sales. Every dlc should cost half the price and it would be perfect. I have 338 hours in game and I still havent't played as Dorfs and Greenskins, so I had my fun.
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Scaleshitters, when will they learn.
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>>378562002
>He thinks Dinosaurs existed

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5KXzgeq1BuA&t=9s
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This thread made me want to reinstall few games.
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>>378563553
FOXED.com
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URGENT MESSAGE FROM DOCTOR SATLER!
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>>378577131
Hol up this nigga saying Dinosaurs never existed?

Ok this sounds like an interesting conspiracy ive never heard before
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>>378563553
Which is completely unfair honestly, considering just how little she's in the actual game Star Fox Adventures. You play as her in the beginning, and then you save her literally at the end of the game and that's it.
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>>378577427

Pretty sure he's just baiting, but it is a real conspiracy theory that some retards actually believe. Namely some fundie Christians came up with it because the world is only 6k years old and the Dinosaurs bones where just placed there by satan to trick us or something.
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But weren't some dinosaurs feathered and some not? Like Archaeopteryx definitely had feathers, but ones like Nodosaur weren't? Also, why does it matter? They're long dead and we'll never know what they actually looked like unless we achieve huge strides in genetic engineering and get lucky enough to find something with preserved genetic material.
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>>378563083
I think dinos are even way cooler with sick ass feathers and there's nothing you can do
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>>378577427
I don't know if you like handegg much, if at all, but in last year's season of Hard Knocks (the one with the Rams) they interview a player who thinks dinosaurs aren't real.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b2BQMezIHXQ
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>>378568495

They are all archosaurians, you can now go and cry in a corner.
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>>378577131

>no tribe or culture ever discovered Dinosaurs before the 1800's

What are Dragon myths fucking retard. What are Behemoths and other creatures mentioned by old civilizations.

Anyways, shit like small bones and teeth probably was found fairly often people just thought it was some old bone. It wasn't until we were advanced enough to really study the weird bones we realized they didn't come from any known species. Remember that only tiny bone fragments would ever be found just laying around, and bigger bone peices that were anything but the head or a claw, would just look like any other bone to an untrained eye. Actual bone discoveries of skulls and bigger things had to be excavated and searched for specifically. Before the 1800's things like that just didn't happen or didn't get funded.
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>>378577708
That's actually quite fringe among fundies nowadays; most current fundies will tell you that dinosaurs existed but 99.97% died in the great flood with a few stragglers hanging on until they finally went extinct a few hundred years ago.
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>>378577901
FORGERY
HISTORY BELONGS TO ME
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>>378577901

Only Teropods (predatory bipedal type dinosaurs) had feather if i recall correctly
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>>378563553
The start of the series declining was with Star Fox 64, anon.
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>>378578804
The series decline came from the fact that Nintendo has absolutely no fucking clue what they want to do with the series, so they remade the same game 3-4 times when they could have been spending all of that time and effort on something else entirely.
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>>378563553
Oh, hey, it's the zootopia autist from /trash/. I thought you said you didn't come to /v/ kiddo?
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Ivalician dragons look like dinosaurs
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>>378569072
I unironically enjoy TLBT the series.
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>>378577901
Yes, but even the actual feathers didn't resemble what the average person would think of a bird's feather. They superficially resembled hair more. They also didn't need to sport them over their entire body, and what we know about the dinosaur's size (gigantothermy) and the climate it lived in affect whether it probably had feathers or not. Yutyrannus, for example, was large and feathered, but it lived in a cold environment.

Protofeathers have been found in ornithischian lineages which calls it into question whether feathers are homologous or analogous. From current discoveries feathers were and are much more advanced in saurischian lineages, even when you ignore Aves.
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>>378579495
But Don Bluth was only involved in the first one
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>>378579081
I made no such claim. Wherever there is Starfox, I will remind them that 64 was the last good one, and a very good one at that
>kiddo
Lol I just turned 18. Not a kid
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>>378562002
would you fuck a dinosaur /v/?
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>>378562002
DUM DEE DUUUM
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>>378580720
fuck off kiddo
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