>terrorist bombings weekly
>all of them happening close to e3
>first year e3 is open to the public
Anons please dont go. I have a bad feeling about this...
>>378537435
>first year e3 is open to the public
Not the first.
i mean you have to top WON MIRRON TROOPS somehow right
you care me?
Won't happen in America.
ISIS would get nuked in retaliation.
>>378537668
>terrorists who blow themselves up worrying about being blown up
Doubt it
>>378537668
Orlando? Have we all just forgotten?
>terrorist attack
>America
America isn't Europistan, my friend.
And before any of you try to be smart asses, gay bars fly faggot flags, not United Statesian flags, thus are NOT a part of America.
>>378537806
They only do it to cuck countries that let them in and give them their homes and wives for free.
They want a holy war, not getting wiped out all at once.
>>378537912
Not a real terrorist attack.
>>378537912
see
>>378537945
ya fucking pinhead.
>>378538007
>>378537945
So the World Trade Center was just one big gay bar?
>>378538063
9/11 was 16 years ago. Bringing up 9/11 now is more ridiculous than it was to bring up the USSR in 2001.
>>378538198
It'll stop being ridiculous when you stop being ridiculously in debt because you idiots can't even kill some goat farmers without friendly firing the fuck out of everything.
>>378538296
t. goatfucker
>>378538063
Yes, just like the song by Electric Six.
>>378537435
Why would they attack a video game convention?
>>378538475
Why would they attack a concert?
>>378538529
I was just about to say.
>>378537435
>terrorist bombing weekly
But not from Islamic extremists, it's been others lately
They are currently dying in the summer heat due to Ramadan
>>378537945
Boston bombing.
trumps in charge. any attack and the boys are let off the leash
>terrorist blows up e3
>is rewarded in the afterlife with the 40 virgins he killed
>>378537435
Glass Desert would be a pretty cool name for a new additional wonder of the world.
>>378538917
>>378538475
It's gonna happen at some point it's too tempting of a target.
>>378538917
ayy
>>378538635
I'm still convinced some shady shit happened there.
Man I hope it happens. Maybe Reggie would die.
>>378538917
It would be interesting to see the reactions
>>378538917
>gets fondled by 40 fat neckbeards for all eternity
>>378537945
I think this guy is retarded. just ignore him.
Hopefully Gerstmann is in the blast radius and finally gets some peace.
>terrorist hungry for glory blows himself up in the Sony games area
>it's entirely empty so he kills no-one but himself and does not collect 72 virgins
How do we stop Islam?
They're on their way to conquering the world
>>378538917
You motherfucker
Imagine if todd howard gets bombed
>>378539087
>we don't get bombed guys, we're not europistan
>get's bombed
>i-it was actually the government, 9/11 was an inside jerb!!!
The delusion of Americans knows no boundaries.
>>378539626
be really nice to them
>>378539626
Pork, and lots of it. Tell every terrorist that if they attack or even plan an attack, they are signing a contract that says they have agreed to symbolically dine on a plate full of bacon and ham (or literally if they are caught). You can't force them to eat bacon, they can get out of it because there's a loophole if consent is not given....but now you bring consent into the picture so they're fucked.
No need to thank me Europe.
>>378539626
Tell them other gods are better
you're way more likely to die in a car accident driving to the convention
>Terrorist blows up E3
>None of the conferences can happen
>Except Nintendo because it was pre-recordes
lol who needs 72 virgins when you can be surrounded by thousands
>>378540069
>it used to be customary in spain to offer guests plates of cured pork and watch for signs of distaste to detect moors
>>378540584
NINTENDO ALWAYS WINS BABY
>terrorist blows up E3
>game journos praise it as the best E3 ever for its diversity and political message
>claim people who are anything less than orgasmically excited about it are racist sexist gamergays
>>378539626
Just let them kill you.
Then you win.
>>378540584
>Sony conference
>Ms. Marvel trailer for MvC Infinite
>ALLAHU AKBAR
>the trigger for ww3 is kojima getting blown up
what a time to be alive
>>378537435
>ISIS bombs Kojima to pieces
>autistic fanboys form a Foxhound chapter to fight ISIS with the power of weaponized autism
>ISIS defeated in 2 weeks
>>378541390
how do his pants hold up?
>>378537945