Far Cry 5 petition

damn far cry 5 triggered sjws to such an extreme degree that they're now making fake petitions?

>Us Gamers

Who gives a shit?

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>>378528879
>its always a false flag

>autism thread with no videogames on sight finally dies
>fat as fuck autist makes one again inmediatly
Seriously, is there ANY janitor monitoring /v/?
Can you please start issuing permanent range bans?

>>378528879
With the amount of memes crammed into it I'd say it was someone on reddit trying to make an epic me-me.

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>>378528834

Honestly it's could well be a false flag, it sounds to direct. Gonna shitpost about it now though.

http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=819730

>DUDE GAMERS ARE SO TRIGGERED
>TOTALLY NOT US BRAVE SJWS WE NEVER GET TRIGGERED
>LOOK AT THIS PETITION THAT'S TOTALLY LEGIT EVEN THOUGH WE SJWS ARE THE ONLY ONES TALKING ABOUT IT ON TWITTER
>DUDE FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE (IM GONNA PRETEND THIS IS THE GAME EVEN THOUGH IT'S CONFIRMED NOT TO BE BECAUSE I CAN'T HANDLE REALITY) LMAO

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>>378528913
really makes me thicc

>>378528834
It's fucking sad, look it's simple if you don't like a game just don't support it/don't buy it/don't fucking acknowledge it's existence. But no, you've got to protest a GAME that you've seen 5 minutes of footage of and decided you don't like it so no one else should get to enjoy it even if it is good probably not we're talking ubishit here .

Vote with your wallet, don't cry like a pussybitch.

It's not like staying silent did any good, /pol/ might as well adopt the tactics of the enemy

>>378528913
i want some milky's

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>>378529060
You do?

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>>378528834
>implying they're not exactly the same kind of people just divided over two sides of a spectrum
probably why thy hate each other so much

>>378528913
give me a fucking NAME

>>378528969
>Seriously, is there ANY janitor monitoring /v/?
There is but they're too busy shitposting to actually do their jobs.

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Trumpalos are the biggest crybabies on the planet, not even SJWs can compare.

>>378529160
die

They weren't before now?

>>378529106
your the one acting like a faggot

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wow sandniggers doing a false flag? i cant believe it...

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>>378529060
We all do, Anon.

>>378528879
fpbp

>Ubishit is now so obnoxious they're paying for fake protests just like EA used to do

I can't wait for them to be swallowed up and fired when Vivendi's hostile takeover is finished.

Haven't been here since last Friday... You faggots still aren't aware /pol/ aren't the ones crying about this shit?

>turn into
>implying they weren't always tumblirinas
GG proved conclusively that /pol/ is just a bunch of attention whores.

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>"i-it has to be a false flag"

>>378528834
lol you guys are so pathetic and sad it's not even funny.

>>378528834
Probably a false flag but I can see this kind of shit happening in 20 years.

>>378528997
Plus they capitalized the S in Ubisoft. Would anyone even think to do that besides someone working on Ubisoft's behalf?

>white people are upset that Ubisoft is making a game about a far-right christian militia cult

What exactly is defensible about these groups /pol/? They're basically terrorists.

>>378528834
Fuck off with your clickbait bullshit. The internet craps out one of these daily. Should we go dig up all of the "CHANGE MUH STEVEN UNIVERSE" or "THIS THING OFFENDS ME IN A MOVIE" petitions?
It literally doesn't matter and nobody gives a flying fuck.

>>378529079
source

>>378529508

t. rami ismail

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>>378529508
>hardly any signatures
>All of a sudden, game sites are writing about it

Seems legit.

>>378528834
>Implying that's a new phenomenon

/pol/ will always be bigger crybabies than the rest of the internet.

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>>378528834
It´s just a minority. Pol is not an homogenic entity.
And ye, that minority bitch as much as the blacks/SJWs they complain about.

For those guys /pol/ is their life and in the long therm everything became (((they))).
They´re trapped. They´ll be there forever. They could not handle knowledge. Tzeentch feast on their souls now.

>>378529608
>b-but muh /pol/!

how else will /v/ get to talk about the /pol/ boogieman?

The fucked up thing is two years ago I would have been super pissed they're fucking with a game to push a political agenda.
But after gg I hate pol so much I don't mind this.

>>378529781
more like, it's just faggots from the_donald. /pol/ doesn't give a shit about this or any videogame

>>378529608
>Fuck off with your clickbait bullshit.

It's not an article you fucking retard.

>>378529665
post more rollbutt

>>378529013
I always get a laugh from SJWs calling out the alt-right for being triggered easily. I mean they are but glass houses.

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It sure is funny that the exact same people pushing that Ubisoft petition are also the same type that profess their hate of games/gamers.

>>378529754
>sjws crying Daily
>ubishit makes fake petition
>>zomg /pol/ is worse than triggered leftists
Liberal logic on display

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But /pol/ told me they were steely-eyed warriors who don't get offended like those horrible SJWs.

Why all the /pol/tard butthurt then?

>>378528834
Did you even read it? It's either a Tumblr false flag or a third party troll.

It talks about gamers not getting romantic partners, for fucks sake.

>titties get deleted
>thread still up

thanks janny's

>>378528834
>300 signatures
This is totally a real and noteworthy thing.

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>>378528834
Looks like a false flag to me.

Remember to sage and report.

>>378530115
>if I pretend it's real it becomes real
Shareblue you should leave.

>>378528834
>400 supporters

who cares?

>>378528834
>But no more!
You think this is serious?

>>378530204
shadilay brother
praise kek

The only thing that actually works is simply not buying the shit. Unlike SJWs who won't buy shit anyway, you can make a difference by not paying money for something you don't want. Look at Marvel, they're feeling it now and it didn't take a lot of screaming to get there.

>300 supporters

Wtf we can't let these /pol/tards get away with this! Come on social justice /v/arriors lets show them whose boss!

>>378530323
their movies and tv shows are still making hundreds of millions and pushing their 'anti-white' agenda, i dont get this meme about media pandering to sjws means it will always fail

>>378530283
>if i act like the_donald people will think i'm funny!

kys faggot. nobody likes the_donald and they shit up /pol/ worse than the faggots looking for (you)s on here by posting bullshit like this thread

>>378528834
This kinda reminds me of that marketing stunt they did with dantes inferno with the fake protests. I wouldn't put it past ubishit to pull it

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>>378530115
Why do you always use this pic? It makes it so obvious your a shill.

And Reddit and tummblr seriously need to fuck off with all this false flagging. Hardly anyone gives a shit about this game.

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>Ubisoft marketers make fake petition
>link gaming journos to it
>people tweet about triggered shitlord gamers
>people preorder the game

>>378530487
you're the one who posted a pepe edit of that image though

>>378530495
Careful there we don't want anyone making sense. Let's just all laugh at /pol/, if we don't we will have to focus on reality.

it's basically a board for insecure white autists to get triggered constantly and feel terrified by women and minorities yet claim to be superior lmao

>>378528879
Oh, so obviously. Of course I'm not a dullard like 95% of browsers.

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>/v/ circa 2017

Fuck off Ubishit lackie and fuck off with your company's tailored petition on the memiest petition site.

>>378530615
t. rami ismail

The /v/ on far cry 5 and /pol/ on far cry 5 picture.
Post it.

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>>378530507
Don't get so triggered /pol/tard, you're beclowning yourself.

video games

>>378530547
wasn't even me, faggot.

the faggot frog le epic meme XD is fucking cancer. the only funny thing about it is how they managed to get CNN to recognize it as a racist hate symbol

>>378530635
That's what happens when you try to raid /v/, all things considered.

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>>378528834
Tread song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Zgxxx_yDveg&index=24&list=LL3vkjhQnNdRkea-85tUrK5w

Also some funny Korean comics.

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>>378530635
>/pol/reddit r/thedonald newfag cancer board pretending they aren't the biggest newfag reddit board

LOL!

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>>378530853
nice buzzwords you underage dweeb

>>378530818
no one even raided /v/. the first thread took off like wildfire and other faggots started making the thread over and over for (you)s. after that faggots blamed it on /pol/ trying to raid /v/

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>>378530893

It's all a false flag marketing operation that poltards are literally unironically falling for and helping market the game.

Stop posting about this shit.

You're all retarded.

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>>378530740
Hey, look, another shill pic that I've seen spammed everywhere! What a surprise!

Im not triggered, I'm pointing out that nobodies buying the astroturf and false flags, ShareBlue.

Don't you have a bull to prep for Brock's wife?

>>378530915
>b-buzzwords

LOL /pol/ newfag retard thinks he's in his echochamber

>calls people dweeb
>his dick shrinks and cries uncontrollably if there's a woman or a brown guy in his games

LMAO

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>>378530956
>>378530993
Not is not, is real.

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>>378530993
>poltards

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>>378531067

>>378530940
It was all inline with /pol/'s ideology, and many posted admitted to being cross-board.
Besides it didn't spread like anything, most of /v/ was against turning this place into /pol2/, it was just a very loud very stupid minority of /pol/fags that kept it going.

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>>378531067
That's fucking gold.

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>>378530993
>poltards

They try so hard to emulate our style and fail so fucking hard. It'd be sad if it wasn't so fucking funny.

>Go to /pol/
>See the usual shit (/sg/, /ptg/, /srg/, /cpd/, /x/ shit, b8 threads, and one obvious shill thread)
>No mention of Far Cry 5
>Capitalizing s in Ubisoft
You're not fooling everyone ubisoft

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>>378531157
Keep posting and don't sage.

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>>378530996
>Im not triggered

Oh yes you are~.

>>378528834
Relax guys, it's a false alarm. The game got released to PC, but the master race couldn't stand not making any petition, so they did this

>>378531138
no. it shit up the board for like 3 days straight last week. I haven't been here since last friday but there was at least 2 or 3 threads up at any given time and it eventually got to the point where 100 of the 600 posts in the threads were people saying "fuck off /pol/"

/pol/ had nothing to do with it because the_donald is not /pol/

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>>378531248
>>378531287
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>378531250
can you just post a pic of elsa jean getting her pussy filled with black semen already

>>378529025
>Vote with your wallet

White people are the only ones who will throw money at a company who takes a dump on them,because they love to virtue signal about how it makes them so not racist

At this rate we're gonna go extinct because we have just so much empathy we can't help but flood ourselves with shitskins and make them proliferate at our expense

I never thought American people were such a nervous about being killed in the video games

>>378528834
it's a false flag à la "Personalized Computer platform port for bloodborne"

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>>378531250
Whatever helps you relax your anus at night.

Anyone got the updated shillblue name list? There's one with addresses out there somewhere.

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>>378531369

>>378531308
Nobody cares about last week, we're talking about GG, pol still shits their terrible ideology all over this place, but the fact is their cause is regressive and everything they try to accomplish just backfires and makes everything worse, consistently.

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>>378531460

>>378528834
>We've tolerated it in the name of gameplay design and innovation
Here's where you know they have no idea what they are talking about. Ubisoft open world games are literally bottom of the barrel mass produced shit when it comes to gameplay design.

No other games feel more like they were designed by a boardroom meeting full of suits.

>>378531308
This
/pol/ is too busy participating in Syria, investigating Seth Rich's death, and archiving the antifa to deal with rhis bullshit

>>378531416
being indoctrinated with american exceptionalism propaganda all your life does that to you

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>>378531535

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>>378528834

>>378530635
>post thinly veiled political off topic garbage
>get told to fuck off back to the political board

Yeah a real mind bending riddle

>>378531513
>haha /pol/ and white ppl btfo

Fuck off to the Middle East or Somalia you dumb cuck faggot

>>378531513
>MUH GG
Face it you fuck we won big time

>it's just a minority, not all pol is like that

>sjws are though

Kek

>>378528879
And those ten threads at a time we got the first day on /v/ full, of pure delicious butthurt were just a false flag scheme too, right.

Tropes vs Straight White Men in Video Games when?

stop feeding the bait

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>>378531617

>turn into

They've always been that way.

>>378531513
>GG is a contributing factor to Trump's victory

Sure showed us. Sage.

>>378531513
No such thing as a regressive cause you absolute retard, humanity moves forward no matter which path they choose

>>378531670
no you didn't, games are still more diverse and sjw than ever

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what a fucking shitshow

>>378528834
>Meanwhile on /pol/ one dying thread for Farcry 5 made by a special snowflake asking them why they are so triggered
Fake and gay outraged.
Fuck off ubishill - saged

>>378531670
The "goals" of gg were either to take down gaming media or keeps sjws out of video games.
Article A. Farcry 5, an sjw video game that's going to get great reviews in gaming media.
>>378531750
Meaningless, Trump immediately flip flopped on everything he said when he got into office, he's effectively the worst thing that ever happened to /pol/ and even /pol/ knows it.
>>378531780
Unless you die due to a lack of healthcare.

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>>378531729
>>378531725
What bait?
Ubisoft always have been a company with great design and innovative ideals.

Seems fake.

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>>378531892

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guys

what if you just

don't buy it if you don't like it?

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>>378528834
>It's totally not a fake petition, guise!
>It's those drumpftards that are mad!

MEANWHILE...
http://www.craveonline.com/entertainment/1269133-no-far-cry-5-isnt-fighting-trump-supporters
https://archive.fo/cwQ7A

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/6djvun/neogaf_upset_that_far_cry_5s_enemies_are_mixed/
https://archive.fo/11Bhg

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>>378532056
That all for today.

>>378531796
>Japanese games dominated 2017
>Huge SJW devs like bioware probably the largest blunder of the year
>Yooka Laylee's PR stunt backfires receiving mixed reviews at best
>Ubisoft bombed hard with Splinter cell so they resort to baiting /pol/ which doesn't give a fuck in the first place

i can't believe retards still make petitions as if there was any conceivable way it would change anything

>>378531891
why does everyone use the stupid healthcare argument? it's a worthless argument and clear that you have no idea how obummercare worked.

if people were too poor before to buy insurance, they didn't magically have it after obamacare. after obamacare it just made them pay a fine for not having it, which was much cheaper than actually buying insurance as it is based on a percentage of their income.

the insurance is shit as well

>>378531650
>what is cherry picking
Yeah, sure /pol/ is not invading boards at all lolol

>>378532043
White people love tbrowing their money at faggots who say they should go extinct for their ancestors crimes against humanity

It proves they aren't racist

It will sell like hotcakes, as it should, goyim

>>378532147
made probably*

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>>378532082
Both sides are fucking stupid and the game is going to be garbage anyways

>>378531891
Even if your bullshit was true, there's no conceivable universe in which Trump is worse than Hillary. And I loaded up on a fuck ton of guns for half of what I would have payed if the crooked, evil bitch had won.

I consider it a massive victory. Stay salty, shill.

>>378529013
Ironic post.

>>378532223
/v/ was invading /pol/

>He can't kill Branch Davidian-tier cultists because they're whites
What a cunt

>>378532210
>after obamacare it just made them pay a fine for not having it
Are you retarded?
Regardless of that baseless stupidity. Doubling the number of uninsured people in a country is regressive because people will die.
As is sacrificing the environment because "china did it too", not everyone wants to have to walk outside with facemasks just to breath.
If killing the people and environment of your country isn't regressive what is?

>>378528956
It can always appear to be, such is life on an anonymous image boar
>I-I was only pretending!

>>378532345
Actually anti-/pol/ is invading /v/ atm, using this board as their safe space /pol/
Farcry shit confirms.

>>378532147
meanwhile in reality Ubisoft topped sales in the first quarter of 2017 with Wildlands and For Honor by the virtue of not pandering to retards that don't buy or play AAA games

>>378532257
Yeah all those terrible things hillary said she'd do like attack syria (which trump did), ally russia (which trump did), and leak secret documents (which trump did).
The only difference between trump and hillary is hillary said she'd do it, trump said he wouldn't and did, so he's a coward and a liar.

>>378528834

To be fair, if you played as a white guy who went around killing muslim terrorists in a similar setting, there would have been riots and probably several suicide bombings against Ubisoft by now.

>>378532345
Seems more like a Reddit and tumblr invasion to me.

>>378532468
>people will die without healthcare
Nigger you seriously believe this?

>>378532468
>Doubling the number of uninsured people in a country is regressive because people will die.

I thought overpopulation was a huge issue, don't you want to protect the environment?

>>378532652
You're arguing with shareblue. All they have are retarded cnn talkingpoints.

>>378532257
>BUT HER EMAILS
Ahh, simple minds are so amusing. You just keep on being that kid that shits himself in like 4th grade but nobody says anything because they feel bad for you. Your defense mechanism is literally that you are too stupid to even be picked on. You knocked it out of the park, champ. Go have a popsicle you special little guy.

>>378532576
Whatever you have to tell yourself to sleep at night. At least he's not the head of diplomatic bribery and a murderous mafia like entity that likes to do fucked up spirit cooking shit

Now let me get some more of those sweet, salty tears baby boy.

>>378532689
How about we start with you.

>>378532468
what's baseless about it? either you have insurance or you paid a fine on your tax return. surely you'd know this if you knew anything about it.

being uninsured just means you're going to have a shit ton of debt if you ever had to go to the hospital for something serious. if people want to risk it why should the government have any say in it? fat fucks being denied coverage due to being fat fucks is a good thing

>>378532793
The emails are just the tip of a massive fecalith, don't kid yourself. Hillary is a crook of the highest order. Al Capone would be envious.
>>378531440
Anybody have the new extended version of this list with addresses?

>>378528834
>deliberately falling for the false flag bait just to be able to debate a strawmans position like you always wanted to

>>378532787
>muh penalties
>muh death panels
nice fox news talkingpoints

>>378532142
Damn it, I really liked these. Thanks for making me laugh.

>>378532652
...You think they won't?
>>378532689
>I thought overpopulation was a huge issue,
In china and india anon, not in a country with a 0.7% year over year population gain that's barely enough to stay alive on a long enough timeline.
>>378532821
> At least he's not the head of diplomatic bribery and a murderous mafia
You're right, he's not the head of anything, he's russia's bitch.

>>378532793
Nice ad hominem

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>>378528834
>Some autist created a petition just to make a shitpost thread about it on /v/

>>378533020
soon to be a negative growth rate after Trump kicks out the illegals and puts up a wall!

>>378532990
>call me shareblue
>I'm going to strawman you with stuff you didn't say
Typical leftists behavior. Shareblue you are a bunch of faggots.

>>378532894
>fat fucks being denied coverage due to being fat fucks is a good thing
I agree, but only because when they die the vote shifts for another 8 years to democrats.
>being uninsured just means you're going to have a shit ton of debt if you ever had to go to the hospital for something serious
Who doesn't want millions of dollars worth of unpayable debt just to stay alive.
>either you have insurance or you paid a fine on your tax return
I literally have no idea where you got this from. I seriously question your understanding of insurance, taxes, government, and possibly even literacy.

>>378533020
Now you've done it, now the /pol/fags are going to REEEE about fake news and conspiracies even though they believe the clintons run pedo rings out of pizzerias and have a team of hitmen that kill loose ends.

>>378533161
>I agree, but only because when they die the vote shifts for another 8 years to democrats.

Anon people in urban areas are fatter than people in rural areas.

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>>378533161
kys

>>378533116
>implying a wall will ever be built

>>378533161
>the people saying gibs me free Healthcare vote republican
Yeah you're just trying to associate everything negative with the other side no matter how retarded it actually sounds. Laughable if it wasnt completely pathetic.

>>378533116
if you paid anything fucking attention to politics you would've read by now that congress told trump to eat shit about his wall and it wont be included in this year's budget

>>378532793
who doesn't love buttery males?

>>378533392
>this year's

good thing he has another 7 to get it passed then, right?

>>378533291
Yeah but suburbanites can actually afford healthcare, ruralists can't.

>>378533296
And you think this has anything to do with "paying a fine on your tax return if you don't have healthcare" how exactly?
Spoiler alert: people who DO have insurance pay MORE to keep other people alive.
>>378533358
No the people saying gib me free healthcare vote dem.
The people saying they don't want free healthcare are the ones who need it the most, but it has obama's name on it and fuck that guy or whatever.
The point of free healthcare is so that nobody has to die in the streets, not self preservation by greedy fucks.

>>378533576
this was his one chance to get anything done and he blew it, there won't even be a republican controlled congress in 2018

>>378528834
>lived long enough
>implying they weren't always even worse than the things they claim to oppose

>>378533675
>people who don't want free healthcare are the ones who need it the most but it has Obama name on it
Nigger what the fuck are you even talking about. This only exists in your imagination. The people trying to get rid of obummercare are people forking over an arm and a leg for it so some fat fuck can get a nurse to clean his ass.

>>378533675
call it whatever you want but the fact remains that if you have healthcare the entire year, that line is zero. if you don't have it, there is an amount there that gets added to the total tax you need to pay that either reduces your refund, or increases your tax owed.

if your parents still claim you on their tax return that's fine, but don't try and act like you know shit about them when you clearly don't file, or pay someone else to file them for you.

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>>378533693
>there won't even be a republican controlled congress in 2018

The fucking libertarians are more likely to gain seats than the dems.

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>>378528834
>it's just a cult, not the entire religion, so if you are offended by this you just validated that you are a cultist. Its just like the other farcries. Dont be a snoflake.

>>378533693
This would be true if Dems weren't taking talking points from cnn/nyt/wapost.

>>378528834
>/pol/
>using change.org
lol, how about no

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>>378533693
The Democrats are pretty much guaranteed to lose seats, akshually. L2politics, you shill niggerfaggot.

>>378528834
IDK if this is legit or not, but you could literally recite what /pol/ says back to them and they'd say
>ugh, who would say such cringey bullshit
>must be false flag, no way my Reddit brethren would say this

>>378533020
Wow, a goal post shift and conspiracy theory with less evidence than the DNC murder of Seth Rich in one sentence. Impressive.

>>378533116
If you still think there's going to be a wall you're deluded as hell.

His first years already half over and he can't even get the idea approved. You seriously think a wall can be built on the whole border in less than 3 years? That's fucking hilarious. Maybe if it was 4 feet high.

>sjw's still trying to drag us down in the to the same level as them.

lol.

Actual /pol/ poster here. Yes we know about Farcry 5. Yes, we are disappointed.

But you know what that means? It means we'll be keeping our money, and ignoring Farcry 5. It's the developers call to make the game they want to make. It's the gamers responsibility to buy what they want to see more of.

The only people who try to ban games are regressive leftists.

The rest of actual gamers simply ignore trash until it flops on release.

Like Battleborn

>>378529246
>YOUR

>>378534913
you mean 7 years...

>>378534808
wrong field buddy

>>378534665
Get out of your /pol/ bubble holy shit.

>>378535053
Fuck off to Reddit.

>>378528834
What the fuck does this have to do with /pol/? Do you have autism, OP?

>>378529508
EA did it with Dante's Inferno. It's not out of the question

i dont see a /pol/ there

>>378535346
It wasn't a false flag you trumptard piece of shit. Right-wingers are just easily triggered.

>>378535083
OK Mr fortune teller...............

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>all this shit
>just for a shitty tower climbing shooter

you know at least EA's shitty mmo had star wars on it's label

>>378535460
>It wasn't a false flag
I feel sorry for you if you actually think that. Its obvious bait. Just like the FC5 thread that just got deleted for being obvious bait as well.

>>378528834
I haven't seen this mentioned on /pol/ in a while. Its probably their retarded reddit cousin

>Americans stuck up their own ass again

>>378535460
>ea didn't manufacture controversy and outrage to sell a game
Yeah you need to do some research or lurk more newfag.

it must be like the sixth game in 2 years where ubisoft does the exact same shit

>>378535679
Nope. Didn't happen. Conservatives are just the biggest baby bitches out there.

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/pol/tard here,idgaf the cult is multiracial. Neofag chimped out when they weren't shooting white redneck christians

Keep your politics out of my video games.

>>378535265
I can see, in no way whatsoever, any relation between (((/pol))) and the message of the petition. Seeing any correlation is a clear sign of mental illness.

>>378535951
>b-but muh /pol/ boogieman!

/v/ btfo!

>>378528834
This is definitely some Ubisoft marketing bullshit

>>378536117
It's only a conspiracy when it attacks my values. Else it's just some harmless marketing ploy with no real ideology behind it.

>>378536386
nah its a marketing ploy when the same thing happened with literally all of their last games

>>378536386
Sure buddy, its totally not completely fucking obvious. I'm buying the game and I can still spot Ubisofts shitty marketing a mile away.

>>378528879
>fucked up
>cry false flag
you kekistani fucks needs to die real fast

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>meanwhile on /pol/

Thanks again, /v/ for your ebin falseflag. I can't believe that you retards are now even trying to force board wars because console wars are not good enough for you anymore.

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>political discourse has fallen so low that people blindly support or hate things just because they think it will make the other side mad

I want off this ride.

>>378528969
>permanent range bans

Janitors can't do that.

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>>378536907
>omitting how hot these threads on pol actually are.

>implying /pol/ wasn't always this hypersensitive

/pol/ and tumblr are just two sides of the same coin. It's always been this way.

>>378535832
>nope didn't happen
Yeah you don't know anything. Get the fuck out.

It's clear /pol/ doesn't care about literally anything and are just memeing the world republican because it's funny. Is there any way to redirect that? Like, people are fucking dead now, at the hands of retards who don't get that this is a joke. Is there a point where you want this to stop? Or are you just going to crash it with no survivors?

>>378537259
what

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>>378537259

>>378537259
I think you watch too much CNN.

>>378529013
ye

>>378535139
No u

Trumpkins are whiny special snowflakes who cry and get triggered about everything

How is this a surprise?

>>378538084
That trumpkins then not pol.

>killing hicks
>sjws still mad

Why not view this as the inbred murder sim it is?

>>378528834
This petition seems too fake. This feels like someone is trolling Change . org.

>>378537259
/pol/ was subverted by the Jews. It's why Iron Pill threads no longer exist and they think their top priorities is proving Seth Rich was murdered when literally no one cares while also harassing someone with pizza nipples because apparently that kid is SO THREATENING.

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>>378528834
Have /pol/acks become the new SJWs?

If you gaze long enough into the abyss...

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>>378529080
>>378529106
>>378532252
>>378538517

>>378532565

And a month later everyone forgot both of those games even exist.

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So who made the petition, guys?

http://www.strawpoll.me/13073869

God damn /v/ what the fuck did /pol/ do to you that you have to fucking make up these things to make you feel better?
i mean god damn you fuckers are worse then /pol/
you think that /pol/ is some mastermind that made GamerGate, HATRED, any anything you don't like
do you have any proof they did this.

>>378528834
>Implying this isn't Ubisoft

God you fucking people are morons

never in my life have i seen /v/ so determent to fight off an invisible enemy they have zero proof of existing

>>378538572
it's neogaf. they are perpetually butthurt because they are mentally ill perma virgin betas that can't do anything right

>>378538553
>behold my strawman mspaint

>>378529615
>Elizabeth Shue playing a Mrs Bender

This is not rocket surgery, pal. Looks like http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2314824


>>378529781

t. Dumblr

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>>378538553
I'm actually a /pol/ack myself though. It's just that these whiny cunts who get triggered by literally everything are starting to become insufferable.

>>378538553
You're right anon, SJW crybabies aren't nearly as bad as neo-nazis.

>>378538568
>no Ubisoft choice.

ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS YOU FAGGOT?

>>378535832
http://latimesblogs.latimes.com/technology/2009/06/e3-protesters-target-dantes-inferno-game.html

>>378538568
>no Ubisoft Marketing option

>>378534913
>>378533324
you are aware that the first part is already being built right?
no of course you don't you get your news from neogaf or /v/

>>378538679
You are so fucking mad that socialists exist and are taking your little alt-right safespace over.

>>378529579
Hasn't EA been seen to do something very similar, false flagging against themselves in order to drum up support?

>>378528834
i personally boycotted Mafia 3, and i'll boycott far cry 5 the same.

i actually don't purchase ubisoft games anymore at all, because of the shit they keep pulling.

that and uplayis forced on me, i don't like uplay

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/pol/ utterly and completely BTFO.

>>378538908
what the fuck are you talking about

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>>378528834
Stop viral marketing. Advertising is against the rules.

That petition though...

>We’ve tolerated it in the name of gameplay design and innovation

There's two kinds of people who would call Ubisoft "innovative": Ubisoft fanboys and Ubisoft marketing. Everyone else wouldn't, because they aren't. Ubisoft are the masters of streamlining features invented by other devs for mass appeal. Since Ubisoft fanboys would gobble up whatever AAA shoverware Ubisoft craps out, they wouldn't create such a petition which leaves only one obvious group.

Also, nobody ever gets triggered by political messages in Ubisoft games, because there are no controversial political messages in Ubisoft games, ever. Ubisoft markets for maximum mass appeal, so they take care to make their games as unpolitical as possible. Making games with a political message is risky, and Ubisoft wants to minimize risk. Making games with a political message can also be rewarded by greater appeal to your target audience, but it reduces the scope of your target audience.
So how do you get the best of both worlds? Easy, you make a game without a political message, then you create a fake controversy around it. The political target audience feels obligated to buy because you're "on their side", and once the game is out the opposite side notices there actually isn't a political message so they buy because you're not against them. It's genius really, perhaps that's why they do it every time they release a game.

Next time Ubisoft does this (and of course there will be a next time), I'd advise them to distribute their shills more evenly. Currently, there's not a whole lot of posters here being triggered, but a lot of posters calling out the nonexistant triggered posters. Next time, false flag more as triggered /pol/ people, then screenshot those posts so you have actual evidence of them. Then you can start "calling out their hypocrisy".

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>>378538775
>>378538798

The petition was originally posted in a Facebook Group that James Paley and his editor are in.

Paley claims his editor told him to write the story on the petition, even though at the time it had TWO SIGNATURES.

Ubisoft didn't do this, unless James Paley and his editor "Shawn" are Ubisoft employees.

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why cant /pol/ just make their own vidya?
They already made their own manga

>>378538920
With Dante's Inferno they hired protesters to pretend to be outraged christians

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>>378538981
Hey guess what: he's gonna win in 2018 and there's NOTHING you can do about it.

>>378531698
nobody who actually plays games and is any good at them gives a single shit about this stuff.

i can guarantee it.

>>378528969
While we're at it ban anyone who posts those threads that go "What are some video games where (snide political take away) that is just an excuse to shit post whatever non-vidya shit OP image refers to.

>>378539047
>giving the shills pointers on how to shill better
Jfc anon wtf?!

You know they can make literally whatever game they want?
It's funny to see how assblasted the alt right is
Almost as bad as your "sjws" huh?

>>378539171
>maldraw shilling here
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHA

>>378539313
They're too busy shilling to to read random posts on 4chan

>>378528834
White people were the antagonists in most video games ever made.

Why would anybody suddenly care?

I believe 100% this is a false flag done by some bleeding heart liberal cuck.

>>378539150
>Ubisoft didn't do this, unless James Paley and his editor "Shawn" are Ubisoft employees.

Then the only explanation is that they are shills or employees of ubisoft or their related marketing companies.

>>378539424
>he calls a liberal a cuck
Can you be anymore predictable

>>378539214
He's not gonna live that long.

>>378539171
everything they make flops so they have to force big names in entertainment to bend their knees at them

Very obviously a false flag or troll wanting it to look like a false flag. The way it's written makes it obvious as fuck.

>>378539424
Yeah this is pretty much it, check out >>378539334
These talking points are being regurgitated all over /v/

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>>378539493
Agreed. Can I get a "HELL YEAH" for all my fellow cuckolds?!

Does anyone else not see this as someone trying to be clever and make a parody?

>>378539362
kill yourself

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>>378539502
>everything they make flops

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>>378539171
pure

kino

>>378528956
>the continued rejection of romantic partners when they find out our hobby,
>appropriation of our culture
>In these times, you must understand that there might be some violent repurcussions if you intend to follow through with your pointless criticism.
>In the words of Boltair
>Even if you insist on making the villains American Christians, consider mixing the races a bit to not target white people exclusively
>Wouldn’t want to be thought as one of those hypocrite feminists, right?
>Follow one of more of these and this game will be saved from PC hell and multicultural development.

if that petition isn't a false flag created by an SJW/troll then I don't know what is.

>>378528834
You say "turn into" as if extreme right-wingers haven't always been as fragile and childish as extreme left-wingers.

>>378539674
>>378539802
Awwwww Maldraw's getting butthurt over being exposed! Hey man, last time we talked you had $60 on Patreon, and now it's down to $37. What happened man? When are you gonna stop your slow crawl to $0 by starting the YEAR OF MALDRAW?

>>378539832
what is this cuck's problem?

>>378528834
Okay, if racists are the ones that are being angry and triggered, can you stop making so many posts about this
Because it makes other people questions if you're really calm

bullshit
no one is triggered by this
russians are never triggered when they're the bad guys, again
brazilians were never triggered by max payne 3
germans never triggered by wolfenstein
producer states citizens don't give a shit about far cry 5
matter of fact, who do you think the game will cater to the most? considering character design, atmosphere, dialogue, weapons, vehicles, clothing...

>>378539986
Yeah, what is Maldraw's problem with shilling his failed patreon everywhere?

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>>378539986
>cuck
@40:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMiQUlyMPGE

>>378528834
>you lived long enough to see /pol/ turn into the triggered tumblrina snowflakes they love to bitch about so much
They were literally this from day one.

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>>378539986
Sounds like he's triggered by drawings.

>>378528879
Triggered over what? Literally 100% of the bitching has been from alt right cucks declaring this game a war on Christians. God pol is dumb

>>378540104
what a cuck

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become a villain

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>>378528834
>petition of dubious origin appears
>gets spammed constantly on /v/
>suddenly at least a dozen articles written about the "outraged alt-right"
>all written within a few hours of eachother appear on various gaming journo sites

Christ, not this shit again.

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>500 signatures

If there's ever a civil war you won't see the end of it.

>>378540293
>MUUUUUH GOOOOBEEEERGRAAAAAAAAPE
The media is right. The media is the truth. Only a triggered snowflake drumpfy would deny it. Gamers are fucking monsters.

>>378540220
+$0.50

>>378539819
/pol/ before the election wasn't as sensitie as it is now. The problem is too many hypersensitive right-wingers came and thought /pol/ was a right-wing hugbox because of all the trump memes.

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>>378540371
Stop shitposting right fucking now.

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>>378540104
why do these comics trigger cucks so much?

>>378540371
Thank you.

>>378540028
What are you talking about? There were hourly 300 posts threads for days after the reveal complaining about how the game was anti-christian. I swear pol utilizes Taqiyya more than muslims

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>>378540451
>cucks
@40:30
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vMiQUlyMPGE

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it keeps happening

>>378540102
>turn into
/pol/ has been a bunch of triggered spergs since it's inception.

>turn into
>weren't already
Lol

>>378540293
thanks for writing this, if you didn't i would have.

>>378540451
The swastika and /pol/ content may have something to do with it.

>turned into
They were always triggeredq

>>378540597
>triggered spergs
a good description of /v/ as well
isn't that funny?

>>378528834
>see /pol/ turn into the triggered tumblrina snowflakes

nigga they have always been easily triggered snowflake...well modern day /pol/ at least. Since when the fags were instead a group of shitty libertarians they at least would at least not be triggered and were able to self moderate as adults and ignore shit they may disagree with or that was not even made by them by others that are not like them.

nu/pol/ bunch of faggity overlysensitiveness girly boy betas only willing to act when there is enough of them and acting like a bunch of bitch nigga gay boys when alone.

>>378540493
That's called viral marketing if you didn't start posting this summer, faggot. I'd think you would know since you are being paid to do it by Ubisoft.

>>378540293
>I-It's a false flag, guys!

Considering that GooberGaters persistently gave undue media attention to the very people they targeted, and are still continuing to do so today despite it becoming obvious that their tactics have only resulted in the media running to the defense of their targets, I don't doubt that /pol/ could be orchestrating a similarly pointless and counterproductive campaign against Ubisoft.

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Ubisoft is shit but they did a great job at causing several megatons of butthurt.

Thanks Ubisoft!

>>378540809
Have you tried reading the actual petition and the language used or are you too lazy to investigate anything?

If you don't want to do that people have analysed in for you in the thread. Tell me what you think.

>>378540393
Taqiyya again, pol? You know there's an archive right?

>>377991654
>>378028094
>>378097714
>>377970676

>>378539832
Kill yourself

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>obvious false flag to advertise the game
>LOL FUCKING /pol/ SNOWFLAKES HAHA EVIL GATOR BIGOTS ARE THE REAL SJWS LMFAO

I know /v/ was never "good" but this is just shameful. Holy fuck the "anti-anti-sjw" crap made this board irredeemably horrible. You retards could have countered the /pol/ newfag invasion by just acting reasonable but no, you had to become gullible cunts playing into """""progressive""""" journo narratives comparable to fucking Neogaf.

>>378540691
It's easily to palate because they complain about little anime girls instead of pushing political ideologies through cringeworthy memes

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>>378540928
You first, Maldraw.

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>Enough is enough UbiSoft. We’ve sat through your multicultural lectures and your preachy games aimed at degenerates and miscegenators. We’ve tolerated it in the name of gameplay design and innovation.
>Ubisoft
>gameplay design and innovation
>gameplay design
>innovation

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>>378540451
>>378539802
>>378539171
wait, is this THAT guy?

>>378540809
>"GooberGaters"
>falling for a false flag this obvious
This is /v/ now. Thanks Moot!

>>378540809
>/pol/
Lol nice misdirection you guys have truly mastered the art. But you and I both know Ubisoft is behind this. Really though masterful work in baiting summerfags. You should ask for a raise at the next meeting.

>>378541098
>>378541125
Whats happening here?

>/pol/ are easily triggered snowflakes
>one of them makes an idiotic petition
>kids start screaming FALSE FLAG FALSE FLAG to avoid taking responsibility for their idiocy.
>they signed the petition anyways
Why are /pol/rinas so pathetic bros?

>>378540493
couple of autists from nu/pol/ do not represent the overwhelming majority of the population that doesn't even use the chans
the game will come out and sjw's will be BTFO by the extreme liquored up, gun totin, farmer sim

>>378540809
>GooberGaters
stopped reading there. Please stop being such a cringelord.

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>>378541125
accidentally saved a thumbnail

>>378540926
I was depositing your payment into your account. God bless Ubisoft for giving us work brother!

>>378541231
Some bitchbaby is triggered by drawings.

>>378539214
Except Bernie would be against this retarded "GIVE US MONEY TO SPITE THE BIGOTS" corporate pseudo-progressive garbage. Anyone with actual socialist beliefs who's not a retard wouldn't fall for this, just Neogaf tier shitheads who are more concerned with making "bigots" mad than having any kind of strong conviction.

Which is sadly what /v/ is now.

>>378540740
Ubisoft employees were paid to make threads on 4chan complaining that far cry 5 being is a white genocide simulator? And you think that's more likely than the far right christian militants on pol that get triggered about everything also getting triggerer about this game? What about the 100s of posts in those threads insisting its anti white were also all viral marketers?

>>378541231
Failed artist shills himself constantly on /pol/, now shills himself here.

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For the guy last thread the video is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6tKvRqzeXnE

It's actually not but they all have the same exact comments

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>>378541396
>And you think that's more likely than the far right christian militants on pol that get triggered about everything also getting triggerer about this game?
Yes.

So what if this all becomes an elaborate plan to make /v/ buy Farcry 5 to prove no one here is butthurt and the petition was a false flag?

>>378541249
We both know Ubisoft is behind this. The pay is shit but at least your working huh. Better than doing for free.

>>378538517
EPIC FOR THE WIN

>>378541284
>t. ethical gentleman
>>378541282
>a couple
Check the threads newfriend, /pol/ bait threads get 100s of replies because the majority of that mentally defunct userbase crosspost to smear their political diarrhea

Dan Kuhl
John Murray
Cecil Davison
Jim Sahota
Johnny Mohammed
Brian Altano
Jared Petty
Max Scoville
Marty Sliva